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Sun May 20, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Big bada boom
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Sat May 19, 2018
(WDEF Chattanooga)
 
 
 
Canada, you were warned to take back Nickelback, Justin Bieber, and Ted Cruz, or else suffer the consequences. The penalty has now been selected in the form of Johnny Football
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(Darth Vader)
 
 
 
If you live in Nevada and want to be profiled as a criminal, you can soon purchase Raiders license plates
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Charles Bronson's craggy, harmonica-playing face plus Ennio Morricone's badass music equals cinematic perfection. Happy 50th birthday to Once Upon a Time in the West
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Wed May 16, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Participating in a cross-country exotic car rally sounds like fun until you total your $300,000 McLaren 720 in the Nevada desert
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Elephant's girlfriend lives in Canada. You probably don't know her
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump sends a message to American Muslims on the first day of Ramadan, and shockingly, it ISN'T just a paper with the letters GTFO printed on it
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Dear Oakland A's, when you come to Canada to play the Toronto Blue Jays, please tell Bruce Maxwell that he can't enter the country. Thanks, Canada Immigration and Border Security
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Sat May 12, 2018
(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
So let's see if we got this straight: a Nevada resident who placed third in the West Virginia GOP Senatorial primary plans to "sabotage" the first place finisher because he once ran for office in New Jersey. Got all that?
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Thu May 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen says those payments were to a different Michael Cohen. You wouldn't know him. He's from Canada
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oregon's legal marijuana business has become the victim of its own success, as prices are at rock bottom and many smaller growers and sellers are forced to leave the business entirely. Adam Smith nods knowingly, takes a hit from the bong
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Dallas News)
 
 
 
Sunset Mesa Funeral Directors: Where they harvest gold teeth, body parts, cadavers for sale, deliver cement to you instead of loved one's cremains
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (5/9): Dance your cares away *clap clap* for Fraggle Rock: The Comic. Also, a timely Deadpool milestone, Justice League: TANJ, a nuclear-winterized Montreal, a Last Jedi adaptation, and another attempt to bring Venom out of the 90s. Zang
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
000 000 000 Canada
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
I'm applying for a job at a dog friendly company, but I'm allergic to dogs, should I wait until I'm hired and then have them ban the dogs?
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Mon May 07, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Rafael Nadal may be the most sane person in all of professional athletics. (tag is for anybody that was upset at this "controversy")
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Giuliani spent the weekend digging. Torture Madam Haspel wanted to back out of confirmation. The Coal Mine Killer may be dispatching two more in his quest for the WV Sen seat. Monday MSNBC Discussion Thread - Start Time 8 pm EDT
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Sun May 06, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
After trouncing Canada, U.S. shuts out Denmark for second straight victory at hockey worlds
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Sat May 05, 2018
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
U.S. upsets Canada to begin hockey worlds
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(The Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a genetic adaptation to cold in humans. It also helps create migraines. Thanks evolution, farking thanks a lot
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Walker Buehler no-hits the Padres. So does Tony Cingrani. And Yimi Garcia. And for good measure, Adam Liberatore did as well
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(CBC)
 
 
 
What a dismal country Canada is becoming, it's getting to the point that beavers are being denied service at their craft beer bars
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Hollywood flops are finding new life in Chinese cinemas. Finally some good news for Adam Sandler
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Wed May 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Study found MDMA was an effective treatment for some PTSD patients, despite side effects that included anxiety, headache, fatigue, muscle tension, insomnia, and a mistaken belief they knew how to dance
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Canada, another Ford is set to be Trump of the North, but with fewer stones
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Amazon to add another 3,000 jobs. In Canada. You probably don't know them
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Wed April 25, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Johnny Gargano make Aleister Black a one-and-done NXT Champion? WILL Adam Cole survive the 1st-ever defense of the North American Championship? WHY did Roderick Strong join the Undisputed ERA? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Uh oh, we have some badasses here
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
17-year cicadas have been breeding with 13-year cicadas, need to have a seat over there
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(Ukkusiksalik National Park)
 
 
 
Who wants to go to Ukkusiksalik National Park or some other back-of-beyond Godforsaken corner of northern Canada? Important: read up on the "how not to be eaten by polar bears" guide, available from the Parks Canada website
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
A Quiet Place is #1 with a soft $21.1 million, I Feel Pretty #2 with $18 million. Misguided adaptation Rampage falls to #3 with $17.6 million, Super Troopers 2 meowing at #4 with $16 million while Isle of Dogs has a rough go at #10 with $3 million
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Happy Earth Day. Anyone miss those non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers McDonald's used to have?
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
H-1B engineers: "Thanks, but no thanks. We'll take Canada instead. They're much more polite"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Universal Tommyknocks its way to the rights to another Stephen King adaptation
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Fri April 20, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
These 'Sea Nomads' are the closest thing to Aquaman, and they are the first known humans to be genetically adapted to diving
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Tough times in Canada: the courts have decided to lock up all the booze
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep Adam Schiff introduces the Abuse of the Pardon Prevention Act that would allow Congress to determine whether a pardon is an effort to obstruct justice. House GOP does The Hustle
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The pilot who saved yesterday's Southwest Airline flight is a former Navy fighter pilot and a total badass
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Tue April 17, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
"My kid is being a complete asshat. I'm going to treat him with a naturopathic remedy made from rabid dog saliva. Okay?" Health Canada: "Seems legit." [APPROVED]
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
"Do you have an inventory of what was stolen madam?"..."Yes I do."... "Well, we're a bit busy, so could you check on eBay?"
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(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
The top 10 bars and top 10 restaurants in Canada. Contrary to public opinion, you do not necessarily have to wear a toque and guzzle Moosehead while watching the Leafs at these places
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Tearing up a 50% Fresh rating, Rampage gets top score on Rotten Tomatoes for video game adaptations
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Today in badassery, the only female kick-boxing instructor in Saudi Arabia
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(Nautil.us)
 
 
 
Galileo's invention of the telescope not only broke with the church, but pissed off philosophers, too. "To observe through those glasses gives me a headache," said Professor Figaro Magnifico
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Thu April 12, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Europa-like lakes found in Canada. Monoliths thought to still be buried, but no one's attempting a landing there, either
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Canada's national tragedy claims another victim
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The good news: Isaac Asimov's classic Foundation novels are being adapted for television. The kill it with fire news: By the "Batman v. Superman" writer
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Investors Business Daily)
 
 
 
Zuckerberg has been busy apologizing for Facebook's lackadaisical controls on data, but he still hasn't owned up to one huge data breach from 2012
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Adam Savage returning to host a new 'MythBusters' spinoff (without his former grumpy cohost whatshisname)
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(Dallas News)
 
 
 
How to get a border wall the easy way. Rename the fence as a wall and TaDa instant wall
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Joradan Palmer, QB tutor for Sam Darnold and Josh Allen, when asked which QB he would take with the #1 pick - "The Browns are in a position where I don't think they can screw this up." DO NOT CHALLENGE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rachel McAdams had a baby son. That is so fetch
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Mon April 09, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Herculaneum, Pompeii's sister city, had a massive library containing hundreds of books that were preserved when the city was buried in the ash flows from Mt Vesuvius. Unfortunately the heat made the books so brittle they were unreadable...until now
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada celebrates watching 21 swans march into the water. "A cavalcade of pipes and drums led the birds toward the Avon River"
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Sun April 08, 2018
(TVNZ (New Zealand))
 
 
 
Bus driver at Commonwealth Games mistakenly takes Grenada women's beach volleyball team to shooting range 95km away. No word on what could have possibly distracted him
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK man hurt wrestling "public nuisance" ram. *checks out photo* OK, to be fair, that's one badass farkin' sheep. There are some who call him... Tim?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
In Canada, beloved satirist Rick Mercer prepares his last rant
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ ♫ Giada ... Giada .... Giada Giada ... Jing, Jing, Jing ♫ ♫
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Sat April 07, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Will Adam Cole become a double champ Bay-Bay? Will a UFC fighter take down a moon instead of a bus? How unsanctioned can a match get? Will the main event be a 100? NXT Takeover 8pm Main card, 7pm preshow WWE Network
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oklahoma girl is excited to find Blake Shelton's autograph. Her mom isn't as excited, as it means her kid's textbook is over thirty years old
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Fri April 06, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Paul Simon has just released something called a "Groove Armada Dub Redemption Remix" of "You Can Call Me Al" for some farking reason
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Canada is stealing braaaaaaaains
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Astronomer solves 70-year-old Ansel Adams mystery. In other news, Mount McKinley no longer exists
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Marijuana millionaires are, like, totally riding Canada's legalization wave. Whoa
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Wed April 04, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Amazon (potentially) to Trump: "Nice HQ2 we're proposing here. Would be a shame if it went to Canada, eh?"
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Not wanting to be left behind in the race to collect every bit of information about you, Google's Chrome browser now scans your computer for "malware". Metadata about suspicious files is transmitted back to Google for analysis
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Study shows that free trade and investment agreements with the US have been making Canadians fatter. So Trump may actually be doing Canada and Mexico a solid by cutting them off from the problem, giving America health insurance cash to the Super Rich
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Salon)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, it's a live-action adaptation of Jesus Christ Superstar starring John Legend as the Son of God. How many botched lines will there be? Will audiences suffer for what seems like 40 days and nights? The suffering begins at 8pm ET on NBC
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Reno Gazette-Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada DoE again delays vote on adopting anti-bullying policy that includes protections for trans students, stating they're waiting on "model regulation" for the schools. Geena Rocero, Carmen Carerra, Lea T available for comment but haven't been asked
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(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
New FIFA president says the corruption problem in international soccer is slowly improving. Nowadays, only one of every five people nominated to FIFA committees by FAs is ethically dubious, and FIFA rejects them for integrity reasons
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Friday Throwback - Half in the bag completely eviscerates Adam Sandler's Jack & Jill, notable because it includes the line 'He stole the money and embezzled it to all his friends' - and 3 years later they haven't been sued and the video's still up
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Trump's Lawyer's Lawyer Now Says Trump's Lawyer Wasn't Actually Trump's Lawyer." I have a headache and I need a drink
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(The Province)
 
 
 
Rugby World Cup qualifying fiasco has only grown, to Canada's benefit
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Apparently, Aubrey Plaza is dating the Prime Minister of Canada
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Wait, Canada had a warship? Like for war?
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(Inforum)
 
 
 
My girlfriend lives in Canada, so you wouldn't know her. Oh yeah, and she's 18, and she gets $1000 a week from Lotto Canada for the rest of her life
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Trump's trade chief: "NAFTA deal is close" Canada: Ummmm...no
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Wed March 28, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada has recycling problem, all they can say is "Sorry"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Todays news from Canada: Mom breastfeeds baby in locker room during hockey intermission
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Tue March 27, 2018
(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Strip club made famous as the Bada Bing Club on 'The Sopranos,' is back in business after being closed down because of alleg
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Aliens invadate BART, slaughter mimes
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Missing Harley Quinn cosplayers arrested in Nevada
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After losing my brass shiny thing I need a new pocket pen. It must be able to use Fisher Space Pen refills (or is Parker-sized with Fisher adaptor.) Yes, it does narrow the choice Any suggestions? LGT Fisher site
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore asked to rank the talent of her former co-stars Adam Sandler, Hugh Grant, and Jake Gyllenhaal. And... oh, oh my
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Thu March 22, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will continue to be Cinderella between Loyola-Chicago and Nevada? Aggies or Wolverines? Who will win the Cat Fight between Kansas State and Kentucky? Noles or Zags? It is your NCAA Tournament Sweet Sixteen thread, tip-off at 7:07 PM ET on CBS
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff lays the smack down on House Republicans by listing all the reports that have surfaced since the House Intelligence Grapefruit Farkers ended their "investigation" (see: *wanking motion*)
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Wed March 21, 2018
(IGN)
 
 
 
Batman to meet Archie Andrews in crossover. BONUS: Adam West Batman
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Who will be Roderick Strong's partner for the Dusty Rhode's Tag Team Classic? Will Adam Cole get his 1st singles win over Kassius Ohno? Is Ciampa not going to say anything again this week? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network
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Mon March 19, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Bend over Canada, you're the next country on the "raise internet price" hit parade
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Everyone knows the US standard unit of measurement is the football field. In Canada, it's the hockey rink (or portion thereof), especially when determining how much legally licensed pot one can grow
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff wonders why the GOP Is full of cowards
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Canada and the world a little sadder as comedian Mike McDonald is now doing standup for the angels
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Sat March 17, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It's a matchup literally years in the making: United States v Canada for the gold medal in Paralympic sled hockey. Faceoff at 11pm EDT on NBCSN
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Fri March 16, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada has its own version of clean coal
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
President Trump incorrectly claims US has a trade deficit with Canada. This is not a repeat from yesterday when he said that...and then admitted he made it up
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
When your list of "craft brewers" includes Yuengling, Boston Beer, Sierra Nevada, and Dogfish, it's probably safe to say that the term "craft brewer" doesn't mean anything anymore
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The estate of "To Kill a Mockingbird" author Harper Lee is suing the producers of Aaron Sorkin's Broadway adaptation of the book, saying it's walked and talked too far from the original
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Wed March 14, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Can ADAM COLE BAY BAY upset the Bruiserweight? Will Ciampa actually say something this week? Who will advance in the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic? "Wrasslin Wednesday" starts @ 8pm EDT on WWE Network
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
In Canada, a good man with a hockey stick beats a bad man with a screwdriver
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Mon March 12, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
One of the best episodes of The Simpsons was created so that writer Jon Vitti could meet Adam West
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Sun March 11, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, Rob Ford's brother won the PC party's race but the current leader won't step down for some reason
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Fri March 09, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Officer Badass lives up to his namessake, saves a life with a T-shirt and stick after car accident. What? Well he should legally change it to that then
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Man watches Adam Sandler movie every day for a year: You can do it ... You can do it all year long
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
European Space Agency develops air breathing electric thruster, paving the way for satellites and spacecraft to be able to re-fuel themselves. Hopefully this could be adapted for atmospheric flight as well?
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Wed March 07, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Gary Oldman is one Sirius-ly badass actor
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary says Canada and Mexico may be excluded from tariff, which means Trump will tweet the opposite later today
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jordan Peele's adaptation of Lovecraft Country nabs its director, no doubt helped by his Oscar win
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Mon March 05, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adam Silver has a crossover move - from we're 'investigating one-and-done rules weeks ago to proposing blue chippers be allowed into NBA
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: We need to put an end to our horrible trade deficit with Canada. Narrator: The US has a trade surplus with Canada
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It's one short day as Madame Morrible is here to weave a web of bs for her Orange Wizard. Will the press dance through life or will they shut her down for good? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1500'ish)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Adam West and Glenn Campbell are left out of the Oscars 'in memoriam' section. KAPOW, PLOP, SAD
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And here it is: Trump Tweets that he'll remove the tariffs if Mexico and Canada sign a new, better NAFTA agreement. Extortion at its finest
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Thu March 01, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The remaining NBA regular season is still real to Adam Silver
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Wed February 28, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
To crack down on counterfeiting and money laundering, Canada will no longer allow the use of $1000 bills to pay for the weekly lotto 6/49 and smokes run, because that was totally happening, they swear
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Tue February 27, 2018
(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Researcher warns of Russian interference in 2019 Canadian election. So if you start seeing tweets about how Canada should pull out of NATO, or annex the US, or trade in our Molson and poutine for vodka and borscht, don't fall for it
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Trump says Canada trying to pull the wool over his eyes. And that he wasn't born yesterday. And that you can't con a conman. And try walking a mile in his shoes. And stupid people are a dime a dozen. Look, he's a stable genius, ok?
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Mon February 26, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Even the deer obey the traffic signs in Canada
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(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Golfer sought in assaults arrested by Mounties after trying to escape on an ice floe. This and more on the next episode of Canada's Most Canadian Police Chases
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Reclusive 28-year-old Japanese billionaire thwarted in his attempt to build his own otaku army, with the help of Thai surrogate mothers and his waifu who lives in Canada
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(Metronews.ca)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, shooting at trespassers "could" be excessive force
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Unilad)
 
 
 
Greatest hero of the Olympics? American skier who shut down a dog farm and is bringing 90 puppies for adoption in the U.S. and Canada
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump calls for all Americans to be on the same team, come together as a nation, investigate the fraudulent actions of the Democrats, punish Adam Schiff for his illegal leaks, and remember that the Russian meddling is all Obama's fault
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The only reason VA chief Shulkin is still in a job is because Trump's WH implosion is providing enough cover for him to fly under the radar. Seriously
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
The main event in PyeongChang tonight is the USA/Canada women's hockey gold medal match at 11pm EST. Also, there are two alpine skiing medals up for grabs, big air snowboarding, and men's curling semifinals. Everything starts at 7pm EST
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Many of them can't find Canada on a map, don't recognize its flag, and think it's a Marxist republic where people speak strange languages. Who would have guessed that Americans had so much in common with North Koreans?
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
SpaceX has an early morning show for Best Coasters, launching a radar satellite and their first 2 prototype Internet satellites from Vandenberg. Instantaneous launch window at 6:16 am PST, 9:16 am in the east, no first-stage recovery (Launch rescheduled to February 21st)
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
D-galactose affects aging male and female brains differently, will definitely not be played by Josh Brolin in the MCU film adaptation
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Tue February 20, 2018
(WCPO Cincinnati)
 
 
 
Bengals sign Hart on Valentines Day, yet Presidents' day comes and they take a pass on Kennedy, Lincoln and Adams
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig is ready for Madame Tussauds
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How to work out like a President: Swim like John Quincy Adams, Box like Teddy Roosevelt, or power-lift Big Macs like the Donald
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(Salon)
 
 
 
John Adams talked a lot of shiat about Thomas Jefferson in his letters
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Congratulations are in order for the gold medal winning bobsled team from Germanada
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Sun February 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Finally, Liddle' Adam Schiff, the leakin' monster of no control, is now telling Trump it's time toupee the piper
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Thu February 15, 2018
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Canada's doctors finally say 'fark it' and encourage a low-carb, high-fat diet
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Wed February 14, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics Valentine's Day Special: A guy who fights Cupids with a chainsaw, gawk at Xena: Warrior Princess, a kick-ass new Kick-Ass kicks ass, DC decides Metal is too simple and brings Grant Morrison onboard, and a Marvel adaptation of Thrawn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like Roy Halladay's death was more John Heard than John Denver
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Openly gay figure skater Adam Rippon and his fabulous routine were absolutely robbed last night
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
For centuries "BFA" in military medicine stood for Battle Field Amputation - nowadays it's Battle Field Acupuncture, in an attempt to cut down on opioid use in the ranks
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Canada, a burglar is invited by the victim for gingersnaps and eggnog
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The New England Patriots are considered a fear-based organization. Uh oh, we got some real badasses here
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(Consequence of Sound)
 
 
 
Today in WRONG: "Adam Sandler's The Wedding Singer was the ultimate love letter to the 80s"
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Fri February 09, 2018
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Because the early 2000s reboot wasn't good enough, V is getting a big-budget theatrical adaptation
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Thu February 08, 2018
(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Curling fans, it's the big one, Team USA v. Team Canada in mixed-doubles curling. Hot rock action @ 6am ET. Oh, and apparently there's ski jumping too. Figure skating training @ 4:30pm ET. It's your 2018 Winter Olympics Day 2 non-tape delayed thread
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Nevada gubernatorial candidate wants to take the entire $750 million subsidy from the Raiders' stadium and put the money towards education. Will also donate entire salary
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Tue February 06, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Canada confronts, cornholes, colonial Cornwallis
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Sun February 04, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Nevada hoping to cash in on lucrative streetlight tours
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Fri February 02, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Oregon man placed calls to airports in Nevada and Texas, reporting his father and brother as terrorists because they got an invitation to a family wedding and he didn't
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Thu February 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former terrorist financier and Intel committee member Peter King (R-NY) inadvertently confirms Adam Schiff's charge that Nunes altered the memo without Committee approval before send it to the White House
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Wed January 31, 2018
(NFL)
 
 
 
Chiefs-Rams to play in Mexico City next season. Jefes-Carneros en el Estadio Azteca siguiente temporada
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Tue January 30, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today, hot dogs taught me that "Where's Waldo?" is British and is called "Where's Wally?" outside of U.S. and Canada (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Andrew McCabe could be a bigger headache for Trump outside the FBI than he was inside"
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Sat January 27, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
Will Johnny Gargano become a real-life Rocky Balboa? Can Aleister Black take down ADAM COLE BAYBAY? LIVE from Philly, THIS is YOUR NXT Takeover: Philadelphia thread (8pm ET on WWE Network)
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Cliven Bundy sues Nevada and Clark County because "I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter"
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Fri January 26, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The new TPP signed by Canada and a host of South Asian nations gives us a glimpse at what a Canadian led world order would look like. Bonus: The US withdrawal made the deal better for everyone
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine's state GOP director was underhanded enough to swing a local mayoral election by planting fake news stories online about the Democratic challenger's supposedly leaked emails. But not smart enough to scrub the metadata from his posts
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Tue January 23, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Canada uses beet juice on roads instead of de-icing salt because it's more efficient, less toxic and there isn't one Canadian alive who has ever actually eaten a beet
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