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Sun May 16, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, over the river and through the woods, to Calliope's house we go. There just may be one or two issues with the train
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Fri May 14, 2021
(WMBF Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
You may have holy furniture
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Wed May 12, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Andra Day liked her old "juicy" self better. Right there with you, Miss Day
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm dating a really nice Russian girl, but all of my friends are against our happiness because they think she's a scammer because she's Russian. I disagree and have shared everything with her and nothing bad has happened. How can I shut them up?"
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: We're going to visit Calliope's family, Mordecai's tagging along for emotional support, and Milo likes trains. We remain a free web serial by a farker
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Mon May 03, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
/Multi-tasking //We are the future ///Threes
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Thu April 29, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turkey prepares to be stuffed
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Tue April 27, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Prospective employer emailed me asking for some time ranges for a phone interview, but hasn't called during any of them. It's the third of the three days they offered, and I haven't heard anything. Is all hope lost? Should I reach out to them?
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Vulture)
 
 
 
If you burn though 119 personal assistants in just five years, there's a teeny-tiny chance that it might not be them, but YOU
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Happy 4th Birthday to a free web serial by a farker. Bonus art, a book, an event and, oh yeah, an installment wherein Mordecai makes it very clear why we vaccinate
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Sat April 24, 2021
(Out There Colorado)
 
 
 
A cat that went missing four years ago in Colorado has finally been reunited with his person after a thousand-mile journey to Texas. Welcome to Caturday
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Who hasn't wanted to spend a little time with Stifler's mom, AKA Jennifer Coolidge? Here's your chance
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Run 300 miles and still Did Not Finish? You're not running with the Big Dog Ultra. "dumbass' tag collapsed, pooped itself, and cried for mommy hours ago
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Sat April 17, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Welsh sheep farmer has had same supper every day for 10 years: two pieces of fish, an onion, an egg, baked beans and biscuits. Plus vowels for fiber
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
38 years ago today R.E.M. released 'Murmur' to unmistakable acclaim and college radio had it own distinct sound
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Wed April 07, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
"With e-whoring... you're scamming people and you're actually looking to exploit people for your own financial gain"
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Mon April 05, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
After a year of social distancing, do we even know how to socialize in person anymore? Asked an anonymous individual through a typed submission to an online messaging board where everybody uses screen names
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Sun April 04, 2021
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Truck drivers seldom get the spotlight. But then, they're seldom hauling the Unabomber's cabin from Montana to Sacramento
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, how to politely introduce yourself to a dog, and some cupcakes a la machine screw. Also, a new charity for April and remember to get your shots, like the farkin author
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Tue March 30, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
12-year-old wins TikTok blackout challenge world championship
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh where, oh where can my $42,000 be? Hold on, you mean that Goodwill worker is returning it to me?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband doesn't think there's anything wrong with exposing our daughters to violent, graphic films with pay-channel language but I think there is as our daughters are 7 and 10. Which one of us is right on this?"
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Sun March 28, 2021
(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
Not Timmy. Not Lassie. Still, Good Dog
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Sat March 27, 2021
(RelayVibes)
 
 
 
"I now pronounce you briefcase and wife"
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Fri March 26, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bindi Irwin brings a ray of sunshine into a weary world. Bonus: Mother's milk is now a Warrior's drink
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I stopped smoking weed and my friends now think I'm an asshole. What should I do?
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
The long-awaited interview with the greatest Batman actor in history
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, the return of the spider mecha. This model has a dance mode. Also, the reason babies cry at 3AM
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Thu March 18, 2021
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Snowflakes Possible This Mroning
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Fri March 12, 2021
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Honestly, who steals a forklift and then gets into a low-speed chase with the cops?
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
 
 
Sylvester Apollo Bear is all about feeding
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Some Truly Insane Guy)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Timecube. The new hotness: What the f*ck did I just read
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband enjoys playing pranks. Constantly. I hate them. With a passion. I've asked and begged him to stop, but he won't listen. What are my options here?"
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Sun March 07, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: Golly, it sure does smell socialist around here. Why DON'T we just fix poverty, huh? It's a free web serial by a farker with delusions of political competence, and we've still got TF
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Fri March 05, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Meet Dolette McDonald. She made Talking Heads, the Police, Don Henley, Steve Winwood, the Rolling Stones, Tears for Fears, and Chic among others sound good (better)
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Cracked)
 
 
 
So you want to be a stand-up comic?
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Sun February 28, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Leinenkugel's builds Summer Shandy Ice Shanty after seeing customers constantly misspell name of its flagship beverage. Sing a sea shanty for marketer who came up with this concept
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Fri February 26, 2021
(The Register)
 
 
 
"...or maybe they're just wondering why he's completely naked and smeared in Marmite"
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Jill Biden gives Kelly Clarkson divorce advice
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband has a chocolate addiction; he's eaten entire bags of Christmas or Halloween candy meant for our kids in one sitting. If I have my own bag, he eats it; he promises to buy me some but never does. He says it's my fault he's addicted. Is it?"
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Wed February 24, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
And we complete another full news circle with the ritual article asking "do older people have sex?" as if we don't have enough uncomfortable thoughts in our heads already
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Tue February 16, 2021
(NFL)
 
 
 
25-year-old NFL player shocked by retirement of 39-year-old NFL player, wants a replacement who will put the team first, father time second
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Mon February 15, 2021
(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
New Chelsea FC boss Thomas Tuchel warns squad he's not a player's coach and isn't here to make friends
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Sun February 14, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Win or lose we booze"
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Inc)
 
 
 
How the great philosopher of space and time, William Shatner, changed this writer's outlook on life after one short conversation
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Neighborhood putting their Christmas lights back up after one woman was shamed for not taking down her father's lights in a timely manner after he passed from Covid-19
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Southern Living)
 
 
 
Opened or not, bacon lasts for 7 days in the fridge. As if it could get past 7 hours
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bobby Moynihan says Trump really loved his racist drunk uncle character
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Mon February 08, 2021
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
What starts with F, ends with UCK, and is what you say when someone steals your firetruck?
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Twitter has suspended the stupidest man on the internet. No, not that one. No, not that one either
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, the thrilling conclusion to the Black Orchid arc. Will Ann and Lola hit it off? Will Cerise and Pierre stab each other with the cake forks? It's a free web serial by a farker. TF still available
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Sat February 06, 2021
(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Ne laisse pas les bons temps rouler
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Fri February 05, 2021
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Republican courage: GOP Rep tweet-attacks Eric Swalwell, Swalls texts the Rep "WTF I thought we were friends", Rep privately agrees "I don't think you did anything wrong" & says he'll delete, doesn't because it's "the best performing Tweet we've had"
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Wed February 03, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Hoobastank is huge on TikTok
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Vulture)
 
 
 
An Oral History of 'The Emperor's New Groove', a decidedly un-Disneyish Disney film that almost wasn't. Pull the lever, Kronk
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Yes, there are bizarre things in Australia that will kill you, but at least it's done with a sense of humor
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: A drag club seems the most logical place for a man in a dress to try picking up girls. It's a free web serial by a farker, and the last week to donate to the Red Cross. TF still available
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The FA cup fourth round continues... Chelsea play Luton at 7 AM ET, and Leicester faces a challenge at Brentford at 9:30 AM, but the main event is Manchester United v Liverpool at midday. (Oh, and Everton play Sheffield Wednesday at 3 PM)
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I told my kids they could relieve themselves outside and now they won't stop. Am I going to regret this?"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"I'm starting to resent my girlfriend over her SpongeBob roleplay sex needs. What should I do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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