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headlines found matching '2008 Summer Olympics'
Thu April 28, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Comcast Q1 results beat across the board on news you just can't quit them. Literally
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Mon April 11, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Must be nice to be able to retire at age...checks notes again...16
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Thu March 31, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Subby's former CEO Donates $1.2M to Olympians/Paralympians. Meanwhile Subby doesn't even use the Round-Up feature at CVS
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kaillie Humphries, the world's top female bobsledder, says she quit the Canadian team and switched to US team three years ago after being "targeted, harassed and bullied" by the new bobsledder coach
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Wed February 23, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
The 2022 Winter Olympics drew the smallest audience in NBC's Olympic history, proving that the only people watching were athletes' families and a few Farkers
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Tue February 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's Mad-Libs headline: Tartan-clad Chinese pipers bring sound of Scotland to Olympic curling
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Sun February 20, 2022
(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
Guys sit down please: Skier suffers frozen penis in Olympics mass start race. A FROZEN PENIS
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Sat February 19, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
No Team USA Figure Skating, you can't have silver medals. Not yours...well, they are yours, but you still can't have them
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(Today)
 
 
 
The field in which Mike Tirico grows his farks to give is quite fallow
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sportsmanship at the Olympics isn't dead, it's just been doped and politicized into a stupor only to resurface every once in a while. This is one of those times
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Fri February 18, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
IOC President announces that he is "disturbed" by the whole Kamila Valieva situation, needs moar bribes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lotta dopes at the Olympics this year
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Thu February 17, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
The 2022 Winter Olympics, where figure skating earned all the legitimacy of professional wrestling
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
He had a heart attack and now he's on ice. There's no way anyone could misinterpret this headline
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Wed February 16, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I'm so tired of just spinning around, I think I'll smash something
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada ceases to care about the Olympics
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Johnny Weir (the d is silent) goes off on little girl
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Johnny and Tara are NOT happy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Swedish speedskater only hates two things in this world: people who are intolerant and the Dutch
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Two Olympians fail drug tests. One gets banned, the other gets to compete. Care to guess the difference?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"Those stupid censors are like so dumb and stuff. It's so easy to... hold on. someone's at the door"
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Mon February 14, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Olympic judging controversy comes to the front in...[spins wheel]...snowboarding
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Sat February 12, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Spectators armed with giant pretzel flout China's cheering ban
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Ukrainian skeleton athlete makes antiwar statement at Olympics, indicating that if Ukraine can field undead athletes Putin better back down
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Thu February 10, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish curler Eve Muirhead targets gold at fourth Games. You may not recognise the name, but you'll know her memes
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russian Olympic skater fails drug test. Doping experts say they were suspicious when they saw all the crack on the ice
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Wed February 09, 2022
(ESPN)
 
Hero
 
Lindsey Jacobellis finally wins redemption after blowing a gold medal by hotdogging before the finish line 16 years ago. Bonuses: becomes oldest American woman to win gold at Winter Olympics, wins Team USA's first gold of 2022
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More shenanigans at the Olympics as the medal ceremony for the Team Figure Skating is delayed due to a "legal issue," which is rumoured to involve the ROC and doping. Wow. Who could have seen that coming?
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Tue February 08, 2022
(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
Foreign press impressed with how well China is treating them. Quarantined athletes, not so much. It's almost as if China values image over substance
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(AP News)
 
 
 
American finally wins gold in Beijing. Fark: For China
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Mon February 07, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Beijing 2022: The crying games
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Sun February 06, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
You know things at the Olympics are farked up when the Swedes are biatching about the cold
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Plain pasta, burned meat, a couple potatoes and no veggies. Is it A) American school lunch, B) Prison food, or C) What a quarantined athlete gets in Beijing?
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
In other news, the IOC is as corrupt as ever
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
Officially, it's Day 0 of the Winter Olympics. It starts at 7:30pm ET with more mixed doubles curling, with more women's hockey and the start of figure skating coming later. And at 7am ET Friday morning, the Opening Ceremony (live on NBC)
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Wed February 02, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
India (population 1.38 billion) sends one athlete to the 2022 Winter Games
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(NBC Olympics)
 
 
 
It probably shouldn't be happening, and not just because of Covid; but the Winter Olympics begins at 7am ET and China won't care if you don't watch. Mixed Doubles Curling starts the Games (Peacock only) with women's hockey later during the night
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Mon January 31, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"China's Covid contract tracing showcases Beijing's wealth gap" - the real news here is COVID's writing contracts now
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Officials hope the Olympics will avoid nasty COVID annoyances by using a strict "closed-loop system." I don't know what Kyrie's brain has to do with this
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Sat January 29, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Olympic Village, athletes of the world. During this time of pandemic uncertainty, we kindly ask you to avoid shaking hands or hugging one another. Boinking like crazy, though, is still okay
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