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Fri July 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I was complaining about a wedding I'm in, stating that the bride was out of control. However, I accidentally posted it in the bridal group chat. Is there any coming back from this?"
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dump her. Now, Yesterday, whichever is more convenient
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Hawaii News Now)
 
 
 
Hey, didn't we park our f-ck here?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband thinks I need to tone down my haircuts, facial waxings, and other body affirmations because he fears it will give our three young daughters a bad idea about body image. Must I sacrifice my routine for them?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm in my 20s. During the pandemic I dated a coworker who raised a few red flags; he even asked me what he thought about him and I going to a warehouse and him murdering me. I went on a few more dates and it fizzled. How can I date a normal person?"
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Die Hard' once got Reginald VelJohnson out of a traffic ticket, welcomed to the party
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Mon July 19, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"The pandemic has taken quite the toll on my son, who has recently started to hoard things that he has no business hoarding. Should I be concerned and intervene?"
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(Some nerd)
 
 
 
D&D and Nerds go together like D&D and nerds
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, when David met Barnaby. A study in mutual codependent self-destruction, plus explosives and Elton John
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"Neighbors say this isn't the first time the rocks have come flying into the neighborhood"
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kristen Schaal and Tony Hale on making a career on what it takes to be a true Farker
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Am I history's greatest monster for not sending thank you notes for the gifts I received at my baby shower?
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a lesbian and I'm marrying the woman of my dreams next year. My fiancé has left the conservative church she was raised in, but her parents remain members and refuse to acknowledge our engagement or wedding. Am I right to be hurt and offended?"
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Sun July 11, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, back to the theater, and it's opening night. Of course, the guy they hired to play the zombie has locked himself in the (only) bathroom, but what else could go wrong?
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Fri July 09, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
"I know three people who died of covid and was raised from the dead, and I have proof, but god didn't give me permission to show you the proof"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My father has always been a smart aleck who loves practical jokes and discreetly needling people. My husband has been one of his favorite targets, and it finally came to a head and my husband snapped and he's threatening divorce. What can I do?"
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Mon July 05, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Nikki Sixx has five years of sobriety on Slash
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Should I be concerned that I keep having deep conversations with one of my 19 year-old students? College professors do that all the time, right?"
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier - Happy July 4th, it's Halloween, because syncing up the holidays is above your Author's pay grade. Mischief Night in fakey steampunk France means tricks, treats, and a giant rainbow spider on the roof
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Rochester Democrat and Chronicle)
 
 
 
...as somewhere, Ralph Northam is laughing his ass off
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Tue June 29, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: How to shoot sex scenes in the wake of the #MeToo movement. Yell angrily, "Fark it, we'll do it live" and dive in?
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Milo auditions to be a zombie. With crippling social anxiety and selective mutism, he's a natural. Also, catching up with our monthly charities
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Sat June 26, 2021
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
A deep dive investigation into one of the most perplexing aspects of masculinity in human history: why DO men always furrow their brows when they gaze at their reflection?
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Thu June 24, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have TSA PreCheck through my job; my wife thinks that it's rude I use it and don't wait in the plebe line with her. I say it's a benefit and can score us a good spot at the gate or restaurant. I'm right on this, right?"
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife and I have been married for 22 years with open marriage the past 10 years. Our 19 year-old daughter found me with my lover; she told my wife, who was with her lover at the time, I'm having an affair. My wife won't admit the truth. What do?"
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"A family member shared with me a secret about their longstanding affair and decision to get divorced; it was unsolicited, and after I said I did not want to be their confessor, they've talked shiat about me to family and made me look bad. What do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My two kids are too young for the Covid vaccine; we limit exposure to gatherings of vaccinated people. My in-laws are not vaccinated; my family is. We haven't seen my in-laws in person in over a year; they accuse me of playing favorites. What do?"
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Sun June 20, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, against all odds that irritating web serial by a farker returns on schedule, with its 200th installment. As usual, weirdness ensues. Woo
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Sat June 19, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband has terrible hygiene; he's malodorous and rather sloppy and I don't want to have sex with him because of it. Yet he hasn't realized it yet. How can I get him to be clean?"
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Wed June 16, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I hear that plane a'comin. It's flyin' round the bend. It ain't seen no sunshine, since I don't know when. It's stuck in Folsom Lake, and time keeps draggin' on
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scorned strangers realize boyfriend is two-timing them, hatch scheme luring him to Turkey "for a holiday" and ditch him once they land to go on the "ultimate girls' trip" instead
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend gets like, really depressed whenever he loses at a video game and it's really bad for him to not win. I worry about his mental health and want to know how I can help him escape his depression. Or is it game over for our relationship?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chrissy Teigen has grown weary of playing the "trollish attention whore" role and wants you to know that she's ready to shift her over her attention whoring tactics to the "apology tour" stage of this particular production
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My longest and best friend never revealed the fact that she had cancer and I'm right to be upset, correct?"
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
No, it's Becky
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Why naturally early risers are jerks, get the green lights
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Mon June 07, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Be careful what you tweet. It could cost you your job much later down the road
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Tue June 01, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's a comedian's round table featuring Ted Danson and Pete Davidson, the most iconic duo since Laurel and Hardy
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, more fun with Calliope's weird family and less fun with an injured author, everyone is phoning it in
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Fast Times at Ridgemont High" almost didn't happen, and here's your Slatesplanation of why. Alright, alright, alright
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Tue May 25, 2021
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
"Fark Biden and fark your feelings, but please don't put me on camera or attribute my quotations because I fear for my safety for telling everyone to get farked"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My teenage daughter shared a top-up sideview nude photo of two teenagers to her Snapchat; I was angry and concerned and deleted it and the application from her phone. She thinks I overreacted; I warned her it was child porn. How right was I?"
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(Github)
 
 
 
PROTIP: To defeat the CAPTCHA, shoot at it until it dies
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Mon May 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ad capacitatem C patefacio catholica ecclesiis, in New York City
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
"These 8 expressions can make you sound insensitive at work." 9. This is stupid
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, it's Calliope's family, including a lion taming accountant, alien twins and a lawyer named after a box of soap flakes, but we all know you're only interested in that damn tiger
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Fri May 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dear Eleanor: During lockdown, I've noticed my so-called friends barely keep in touch with me. I always initiate the chats and offers to go on a walk, while they contact me just for favors. I'm considering canceling and reevaluating my friendships
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Wed May 19, 2021
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
San Jose, CA wants to set up "Humanitarian Zones" for homeless campers. Space station captains and crew welcomed, but just don't start a riot
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Answer: "Fans of this genteel, intellectual trivia game show don't like stuck-up braggarts, even if they're winning its Tournament of Champions"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm career-focused with a loving partner and active social life. I'm in my 30s, have siblings, but my mother puts pressure on me to provide her with grandkids. The guilt, the sobbing, and the emotional manipulation is enough for me to not. What do?"
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Tue May 18, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Five phrases that make you sound like a passive-aggressive asshole, and what to say instead of them. So you'll still be a passive-aggressive asshole, but one who's a little better at hiding it for a while
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Sun May 16, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, over the river and through the woods, to Calliope's house we go. There just may be one or two issues with the train
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Thu May 13, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
It's not often you see the words 'sex-addict Grandad' in a headline, but yet here we are
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kaleb Kennedy Kancelled
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend and I are both gay men in our 30s. We like a popstar who has been a gay icon since we were kids. My boyfriend is obsessed with her--even has tattoos--and it's driving me insane. She's all he talks about in every conversation. What do?"
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Wed May 12, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
'I want it to be disgustingly Canadian' - maple syrup foot fetish porn? Nope, videogame playing as a raccoon roaming around Toronto
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Ellen DeGeneres Show will dance(limp) off the air after next season
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm dating a really nice Russian girl, but all of my friends are against our happiness because they think she's a scammer because she's Russian. I disagree and have shared everything with her and nothing bad has happened. How can I shut them up?"
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Sun May 09, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: We're going to visit Calliope's family, Mordecai's tagging along for emotional support, and Milo likes trains. We remain a free web serial by a farker
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Tue May 04, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Spicy bee juice. It's the flavor you've been combing for
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I don't know. I got my 200th greenlight last week and have made the Newsletter like a half dozen times, mostly for being funny but last week for being smart, too. But I can't help feeling like I'm just some big phony and everybody's about to find out
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I believed my boyfriend when he said he was ready to be a father. Boy, was I wrong"
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Sun May 02, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, a couple low impulse control magical people play a game of catch, the New Readers drive continues, and a new charity for May. It's still a free web serial by a farker, it won't kill ya to look
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Sat May 01, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Never attempt to rob someone while they're pumping gas
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Fri April 30, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Steve Kerr laments the lack of fundamentals, snu snu in today's NBA game
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Tue April 27, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
In retrospect, it was unavoidable
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Vulture)
 
 
 
If you burn though 119 personal assistants in just five years, there's a teeny-tiny chance that it might not be them, but YOU
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Happy 4th Birthday to a free web serial by a farker. Bonus art, a book, an event and, oh yeah, an installment wherein Mordecai makes it very clear why we vaccinate
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There's truly a fine line between Satire & Disgusting and this is way past the satire line
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Thu April 22, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently being caked-up for three days is the secret to Tom Cruise
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Run 300 miles and still Did Not Finish? You're not running with the Big Dog Ultra. "dumbass' tag collapsed, pooped itself, and cried for mommy hours ago
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife won't stop posting about our children on social media and it's driving me insane. How can I get her to stop?"
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Tue April 20, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Diver finds gold ring in river, immediately searches for large volcano whence it came
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My twin sister decided the best way to stand out and look different at my wedding was to dye her hair a bright orange. I'm worried everyone will notice her and not me. What can I do?"
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Mon April 12, 2021
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jesus was a tough guy, a real man's man, not some effeminate gay boy, and WWJD,? Arm ushers and tell them to kill anyone who tries to start something
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
"The Fat Magnet" is neither. Discuss
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My seven year-old's best friend is constantly proselytizing about being a Mormon and needing to save our souls. It's like having a religious Owen Meany running around. How can I stop the insanity before it infects us?"
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My girlfriend always wants to have a critical discussion about the sex we had immediately thereafter. Is there a way I can get the post-coitus breakdown rescheduled?"
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Mon April 05, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hunter Biden's family gave him the Rick Astley experience
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, how to politely introduce yourself to a dog, and some cupcakes a la machine screw. Also, a new charity for April and remember to get your shots, like the farkin author
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Physics and astronomy are driving black students out. Here's advice for keeping them in
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
William Shatner actually has some thoughtful comments on #metoo and generational differences and holy crap he looks pretty good for 90
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Tue March 30, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My pet cat was my baby. My brother's girlfriend said it was cruel to keep a housecat; I told her it wasn't her business. She and my brother catsat; she let it out; it was murdered by coyotes. I can't forgive her; my brother won't dump her. What do?"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Oh where, oh where can my $42,000 be? Hold on, you mean that Goodwill worker is returning it to me?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband doesn't think there's anything wrong with exposing our daughters to violent, graphic films with pay-channel language but I think there is as our daughters are 7 and 10. Which one of us is right on this?"
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Sun March 28, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, part 1 of a 2 part lesson in bionic dog maintenance, and instructions for making a really terrible mocha latte. It's a free web serial by a farker, a polite nudge to give to various charities, and TF and so forth
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Fri March 26, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you expect love to end, will it hurt less when it does?
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