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Mon July 13, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 15 year-old daughter is a straight-A student who loves shopping and thinks she needs things to be happy. Her ideal job is having enough money to afford a maid. Have I made her live in a material world, turning her into a material girl?"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kelly Preston dies of cancer at 57
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IBM job ad calls for 12 years' experience with software that's only six years old
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(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
I have made a huge mistake
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Sun July 12, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
A message maybe for all of us just to relax, courtesy of Zed
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
I'm beginning to think the stupid may kill us all
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
30 things your mom should have taught you
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Bogon metal-head explains how to f**king make Bolognaise (strong language in video)
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend and I had a falling out; I didn't like her boyfriend; he was rude, undermined her, and was a passionate Trump supporter. She's Black; I found out he was a white supremacist and reported him to the FBI. She won't speak to me now. What do?"
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 types of movies posters to the left, perfectly cromulent farksplaining to the right
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kanye says he opposes a COVID-19 vaccine because of course he does
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Mon July 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ryan Adams apologises for mistreating women and for that song from Robin Hood that stole the charts for the whole of 1991
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Maggie's parents discuss her education and how to best prevent her from setting anyone else on fire. Now available for reading in the thread, it's a free web serial by a farker, and the author is giving away TF
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Kittahs posing like beefcake boys
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Sun June 28, 2020
(WGNO)
 
 
 
"Flush out my kidneys"....Y'know, I gotta say, as far as excuses go it's fairly original
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
Tin Soldier returns, and so does Maggie's dad. An embedded summary, a crawling baby, and magical child-proofing that's got way out of hand. It's a free web serial by a farker, and the author is giving away TF. DIT
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
I know I'm a hottie, but only average looking guys ask me out. Should I be worried that I'm not as hot as I thought I am
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Mon June 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With Glastonbury canceled this year, here's 50 years' worth of 'member berries to snack on
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
Can a web serial do summer reruns? This week at Tin Soldier, an old installment with new art. Revisit when Calliope moved in and Milo hid in a suitcase. It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF. DIT
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Sat June 13, 2020
(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night from the Apex in Las Vegas, Jessica Eye vs Cynthia Calvillo, Karl Roberson vs Marvin Vettori. Prelims at 7 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+, main card at 9 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+
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(Delish.com)
 
 
 
Coming soon to your friendly Walmart or Circle K: Cheetos Flamin' Hot Pepper Puffs. Enjoy "with a splash of lime and by using chopsticks, as the universe intended"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Washington State protesters will not be silent. They will not apologize. They will, however, host a kick-ass barbecue
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)
 
 
 
Dear Abby: My other neighbor secretly stares at me and my beautiful hedge
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(BookRiot)
 
 
 
You're allowed to grow out of writing you once loved. fb- was the father
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My friend told everyone in our social circle and beyond that her grandmother has Covid-19. The problem is, she's lying about it. Do I have an obligation to out her lies?"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband was doing yardwork while our 3-year-old son and I were playing in the yard. My husband hurt himself and swore very loudly; our son is now saying 'f*cking sh*t' constantly. We told him it was naughty; he's still doing it. What do?"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Mpora)
 
 
 
Spanning the globe to bring you the constant variety of sport: the thrill of victory...and the agony of defeat. Except this time on a mountain bike
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Tue June 02, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Need a break from the news? How about a newly-published short story about fishing, from some up-and-comer named Hemingway
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Sun May 31, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It took 70 days, but an autistic UK nine year old boy with cerebral palsy who cannot stand or walk unaided just finished a full marathon. He raised over £46,000 for his school and a children's hospital. Fark needs a "BAMFer" tag
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, part two in a series on how to partition your hard drive - otherwise known as your brain. It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF. DIT
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Fri May 29, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Won't it be awkward if someone else opens her male?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pastor believes Gov Northam is a very naughty boy, and isn't afraid to tell it. On the sign outside his church
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Thu May 28, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
City employees getting hazard pay while working from home. To be fair, subby faces a high risk of injury from day-drinking and falling out of his chair during Zoom meetings
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My granddaughter is getting married, and she apparently has no intention of inviting my best friend for over three decades who sends her money every birthday and Christmas. I'm outraged; can I boycott the wedding for this affront to civility?"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Kevin Hart's family finally understands why audiences are tired of him
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Being fools and telling fart jokes." The Beastie Boys get interviewed, let their beat drop
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My brother-in-law and his girlfriend spent the holidays with us; when they had sex, it was loud like howler monkeys. My 4 year-old's room is next to the guest room. The issue didn't get better; they want to stay again. Can I say no sex? Gag them?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I can't stop laughing in my husband's face during sex. Do you think it bothers him?"
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
I'm working from home right now so please leave your message at the sound of the JEEP
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senator Elizabeth Warren speaks out on death of her brother from coronavirus, says it didn't have to happen
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Milo and Erik share too much, and the author creates Steven Universe OC, because why the heck not? It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF, DIT
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Is it ethical to conceive a child during a pandemic?
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Thomas the Tank Engine X Hot Wheels
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I broke up with my ex shortly after she told me she couldn't have kids; I really wanted a family and it was a tough decision. I ran into her after years apart and saw she was pregnant; she told me that I failed her test. Am I right to be outraged?"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I love my asexual boyfriend, but I'm pretty sure I want a girlfriend. Should I dump him and move on?"
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: Dead dogs, child abuse and an ice cream sundae in the sky. It's a free web serial by a farker, and the author is giving away TF, DIT
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
This is what drones were invented for
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Maggie teaches the local urchins how to break every bone in a man's hand. A web serial by a Farker, and the author is giving away 8 months of TF, DIT
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The art of the epistle is in danger
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The NY Times analyzed every word of Trump's daily coronavirus briefings, finding, "By far the most recurring utterances from Mr. Trump in the briefings are self-congratulations"
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Sun April 26, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Erik uses his connection to the universe to cheat at tangrams. It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF subscriptions, DIT
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Live in the South? Think your state is re-opening too soon? Unsure what to do? How about a thoughtful analysis of the situation from the heart of the "too soon zone"
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Thu April 23, 2020
(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Wedding get put on hold due to the pandemic? Miller High Life will pay you 10 grand and and send an officiant to your house to do the honors, as long as you're good with not having actual beer at your reception
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(The Big Lead)
 
 
 
Never one to be outdone, Tom Brady is giving Floridaman a run for his money
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Someone had to actually wash their own hair for the firs time in 30 years because the hair places are all closed. What stupid weekly thing did you waste money on that suddenly you cant do anymore?
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been married 15 years; we have two young kids. A few months ago, I accidentally discovered my spouse had long been out of work, racked up over $100,000 in debt, and maxed out credit cards. I want a divorce; he doesn't. What do I tell our kids?"
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The Better Call Saul finale ended with a major twist that might've been right under our noses the entire time (SPOILERS)
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Milo draws a vampire with a juice box. It's a free web serial by a farker with a chance for a month's FARK subscription - DIT
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Neil Young won't like a lot of David Crosby's opinions
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
CBS reporter at the Trump propagandathon gives us a beautiful POTUS meltdown. Nothing more sad than a cornered cad
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A Coronavirus survivor has some advice and shares his regrets so other men won't make the same mistakes
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There are at least 116 references Trump has made in praise of his own Coronavirus response, and they're collected here for your viewing terror
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Superstitious idiot will continue to be superstitious no matter what. The magic guy in the sky will wave a magic wand and all the coronavirus will disappear. Our superstition rules, science drools
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Modern Family creators discuss the show's touching finale and the possibility of a spinoff [WARNING: SPOILERS]
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Nick Saban has come a long way as coach for Alabama. He learned how to e-mail and text while social distancing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We are up Schitt's Creek without any more episodes
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Here's a great free digital book to help your kids understand Coronavirus
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tracy Letts and Carrie Coon program a 24-hour movie marathon and yeah, go check it out
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Free fries at the Steak 'n Shake drive-thru. "No purchase necessary, no questions asked"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I'd like to have video hookups while we're all in quarantine, but I've forgotten everything about long-distance sex. It was boring to watch. I don't want to disappoint the hot, sexy friends I've made-how can I improve? I can talk dirty"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My best friend and I have been quarantined together the past few weeks; we were both anxious one night and took some Xanax. We had sex, and while we agree it didn't change anything, she has a boyfriend. Do we keep the secret? Are we bad people?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a happily married woman, and I've known my best friend since childhood-we tell each other pretty much everything. Should I tell her that I had a very vivid sex dream about her? I'm not attracted to her, but it's odd"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Darryl... Darryl... Darryl... Strawberry offers some sobering words on how to get through the coronavirus quarantines
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Teacher writes uplifting chalk messages on students' driveways, hopefully won't be turned into a chalk outline by a freaked-out parent
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Hoops Rumors)
 
 
 
Apparently the odds of the NBA resuming the season are the same as the odds the Knicks will make the playoffs
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Has self-isolation had a positive effect on your life? Stories from others to the left, your stories to the right
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Thu April 02, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Hey, who wants Chris Spielman's Rose Bowl ring? It's up for auction, for charity
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Wed April 01, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Tips on social distancing from a man who's the only resident of an abandoned silver mining town located at 10,000 feet in the Rocky Mountains. "Yeah, I mean this is no change for me"
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Sat March 28, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Google has cancelled April Fool's Day. Haxx0r pigs inconsolable
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ignoring all 'social distancing' guidelines and showing a total lack of common sense, a church chooses to defy all orders and have in-house service, and the totally predictable, yet totally preventable outcome occurs
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Fri March 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Courtney Cox says she doesn't even remember being on "Friends" and doesn't know why her bank account is so loaded and where her monthly residuals are coming from
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pastor: I'm ignoring all Covid-19 guidelines, because nothing about it is mentioned in the bible
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Hidden Valley releases a spicy ranch sauce 'so hot it'll melt your face off'
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(BBC)
 
 
 
With the EPL not kicking off any time soon, let's have a look at how professional footballers in the UK are handling the shutdown
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Jackson Browne tests positive for coronavirus, performs 10-minute song thanking his roadies for it
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Fri March 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Restaurant owner and "Top Chef" host Tom Colicchio is pretty sure that in six months he'll be "Top Chef " host Tom Colicchio
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