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Thu August 06, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
All she'll play is Radio Gaga, Radio googoo, Radio Gaga
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Fiery bloke's romantic wedding proposal falls flat when he burns down his flat, but the burning love of his life still says yes
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Tue August 04, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
♪ I've been in love with love... And the idea of... something binding us together... You know that love is strong enough... ♪
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I'm gonna be interviewed by some guy called Swan; it's gonna be fantastic. But sir, he's an actual reporter. I don't think... IT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC
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Mon August 03, 2020
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
Swimming laps while Black. "Oh no, are we about to become hashtags?" Stupid and asinine tag push Florida tag to the front of the line
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Mon July 27, 2020
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Ice cream shop owner has had it with customers yelling at her teenage staff over mask requirements. "Just yesterday 4 different sets of people yelled at our workers and one got so unruly we had to call the police"
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
FiveThirtyEight asks women politicians about their experiences with sexism. Obvious: Even the Republican women have to suffer grief from male chauvinist pigs
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Tue July 21, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"The 55 most shocking lines from Chris Wallace's interview with Donald Trump". You'd think by now that they'd just save time and list the lines that aren't shocking
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, the magic storm continues. But how will Hyacinth manage the shelter when she's glued to the wall? It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF, DIT
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently, Amazon doesn't ship 'certain' products in a plain brown wrapper. Hilarity ensues. (may not be sfw)
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Thu July 16, 2020
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
"Did Twitch ban you for talking about 5G causing Covid?" "I don't think so. In fact, I-" "What Dr. Disrespect means to say is that he has no idea why he was banned and that's all legal will let him say"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
I have made a huge mistake
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Sun July 12, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
A message maybe for all of us just to relax, courtesy of Zed
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Sat July 11, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
79 year old bus driver, laid off due to Rona, finally started getting benefits after weeks of delays then, "Yeah, about that money. We need it back"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
If you need a dose of rich, white entitlement, Bryson DeChambeau to the rescue
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Maggie's parents discuss her education and how to best prevent her from setting anyone else on fire. Now available for reading in the thread, it's a free web serial by a farker, and the author is giving away TF
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Onion)
 
 
 
It's the circle of life
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Katy Perry literally broken in half
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
A livestreaming service you never heard of that starred people you never heard of is going away and this has tens of people really upset
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Wed June 24, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Despite the fact he won't come up with an ending half as good as the show, George Martin says he'll release The Winds of Winter in 2021
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Tue June 23, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Jay Pharoah says the LAPD can stuff their apology for forcing him to the ground at gunpoint. Other black comedians were unavailable for comment, so he just imitated them saying something supportive
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
Hey, is Tin Soldier still a web serial by a farker with over 1500 pages of free content AND an easy way to get TF? Who cares if it's on hiatus? Now with new art and an attempt to post content in the thread so you don't even have to click - DIT
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Only 11?
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man goes to gym during pandemic and earns which Fark tag: a) Dumbass, b) Sick, or c) Hero [warning: graphic image]
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Ah, the old "her breasts were so big that there's no way I could have gotten my arms around her" defense
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Shopping Cart Sally stands her ground
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
Can a web serial do summer reruns? This week at Tin Soldier, an old installment with new art. Revisit when Calliope moved in and Milo hid in a suitcase. It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF. DIT
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CafeMom)
 
 
 
Finally a story to make the Farkettes cringe and cross their legs
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"My sister wants to name her daughter after her favorite fungus, and she's mad because I said that naming a child that way would lead to bullying. She's mad at me now; what should I do?"
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
I am not your Grandma .... I am the sexy, yes
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
See topic tag
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Wed May 27, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Tokyo Tower main deck reopens, and you only have to climb up 150 meters to reach it. That's 600 steps, but they're metric. Get a "1 DAY PASS" which will allow you to access to the Main Deck as many times as you wish during one day
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Mon May 25, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Lana Del Rey has reached the "I'm not a racist, but" portion of her career
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande and Lady Gaga team up for new song
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Thu May 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Her cellphone number used to be Elon Musk's. I hope she answers with "Hello, and welcome to Moviefone Press one if you'd like to hear"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senator Elizabeth Warren speaks out on death of her brother from coronavirus, says it didn't have to happen
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Imagine being famous just for lip-syncing the president's speeches, well it's easy when your historically unpopular president sounds like a drunk 4 year old on the verge of a nap
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(Leicester Mercury)
 
 
 
Cows do not listen to reason, even if you tell them you're a vegetarian. This is because they are cows
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Fri May 08, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
White House Press Secretary: "Look, the GOP doesn't need to be turning away voters and isolating them. We need to be bringing them into the tent. Donald Trump is the last person who's going to do that"
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Larry Wilmore says Milo Yiannapoulos can "go f*ck himself" but he's a fan of The Final Sacrifice kid
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks fondly recalls overpaying Orson Welles to narrate 'History of the World Part I' and Orson stating he would spend his $25K fee on "Cuban cigars and Sevruga caviar. I would have included women, but I'm getting just a little too heavy"
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
🐟👄x 20
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Billboard)
 
 
 
If you've been in self-isolation, hoping against hope to know what Cher is doing to fight coronavirus, you can finally breathe a sigh of relief
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Sun May 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Porch pirates dressed as nurses want to take your vitals
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Maggie teaches the local urchins how to break every bone in a man's hand. A web serial by a Farker, and the author is giving away 8 months of TF, DIT
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Wed April 29, 2020
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson is a master at bikini .... Gone
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Tue April 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
2020 was supposed to be a banner year for Air BN&B and then *something* happened, and there's a possibility that that something may also make people realize how insane it is to let total strangers live in your house to being with
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Sun April 26, 2020
(10TV Columbus)
 
 
 
Relax, nurse. You head on in to work. I got this here
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(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Erik uses his connection to the universe to cheat at tangrams. It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF subscriptions, DIT
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Brooklyn Nine-Nine may incorporate Covid-19 into season eight
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, Milo draws a vampire with a juice box. It's a free web serial by a farker with a chance for a month's FARK subscription - DIT
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
That's fine, stage blood was getting tired of working with Bruce Campbell anyway
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dave's not here, man. He's gone for a naked bike ride to celebrate his 70th birthday (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There are at least 116 references Trump has made in praise of his own Coronavirus response, and they're collected here for your viewing terror
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Sappy: Walking your daughter down the aisle on her wedding day. Sad: Realizing you won't be able to because you're dying from lung disease. Spiffy: Staging the moment so you'll both have the memories. Creepy: Dude, your daughter is only 10
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