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Sun May 09, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Famed architect Helmut Jahn killed in bike accident. Should have worn his helmet
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Blown up again in Margaritaville...looking for my health insurance card. Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, but I know, it's the gas pump's fault
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
You sheeple with your flat earth, no trees, and cheese moon are all blind to the real truth of the world: the time cube. If you can't trust the wisest man of earth, who can you trust?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Castle Dracula offers tourists a couple of jabs
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Live Better Electrically 👍
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Since we've never actually been to the moon, how do we know it's *not* made of green cheese and the earth's atmosphere is altering the light wavelengths, making it appear yellow or white?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Sun pays tribute to a reporter on his passing, omitting one slightly important detail
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(Reuters Media)
 
 
 
Photoshop this loverly stroll
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
2021's best generator options to take to the beach for running the blender, charging devices, and powering the portable AC unit
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(Some Eukariote)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as trees. Prove me wrong
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Birthday party shooting in Colorado trailer park leaves 7 dead, lots of uneaten cake
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
News crew doing story on stolen dog sees thief and interviews him. Guy has worst alibi ever, is arrested, dog recovered
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The Queen is selling drugs to support her expensive habit
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(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
And this is how we can get rid of covid
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(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
As god is my witness, I thought turkeys could hike
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this fire escape
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for May 9 is "Paean" as in: "It is important to respect the artistry of the chef, so next time you're at fancy dinner, make sure to paean the soup"
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ Just goin' for a bike ride in the coulees, me and my friend and NOPE NOPE NOPE ♫
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Welcome ANDREAS our first named tropical storm of 2021. Coastal Farkers, sorry party's over. Time to download that dozen or so hurricane apps, and order your hurricane provisions - don't forget the bourbon. Oh, and Happy Mother's Day mofos
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. As we celebrate "World Migratory Bird Day," let's flip the bird to classic internet memes: Using any medium, recreate iconic memes using birds instead. Distracted Birdfriend, Ceiling Catbird, etc.
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Because, Florida
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Government building in danger of collapse under the weight of paperwork
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How bad are the UK Labour concession speeches going? "He looked like he had been farking tasered. It was terrible"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
And this is why we'll never get rid of COVID
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Grandmother claims she's been abducted more than 50 times by aliens since she was a little girl, has bruises to prove it. Since this is an English tabloid, you can believe she was used as a punching bag by their writers (possible nsfw content on page)
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop this gorgeous gorge
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Mother's Day edition
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
The out-of-control Chinese rocket landed in the Indian Ocean roughly where MH370 went down. Coincidence? Cue the conspiracy theorists
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Americans not getting sufficient mental health care during the pandemic. Obvious tag pops another Prozac while rooting through the liquor cabinet
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(MSN)
 
 
 
74 parishioners at a church that sued for the right to have in-person, maskless services really have something to pray about now
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Bomb kills at least 30 near girls' school in Afghan capital. No word on girls schools in Duvet capital or Throw capital
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
America's "longest juvenile lifer," convicted at 15, finally released at 83
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Have you seen the cool as a cucumber driver evading robbers in South Africa? How about a new camera angle?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Honey, I'm home
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That high suspension bridge with glass panels in China? Strong winds blew out the glass panels stranding some of the vistors
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Must...not... answer... question... out loud... gasp ...must keep the quiet part quiet... aaarrggghh
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Long March 5 booster lands on top of MA 370
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(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Enjoy more blackouts, Texas
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Free weed for Covid vaccines proves to be a popular perk. YOU DON'T SAY
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Amazon: Move fast and break things
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Sat May 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nautical nonsense in a homemade "boat"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tempted to go to a pandemic wedding? Wait a little while. They're like trains; another will come along eventually
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
1981 Times Square is back baby, sorry about the bullet
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(Edmonton Community Radio)
 
 
 
Noise Factor has a new home on Big E Radio and the re-launch debut is tonight at 11PM ET. A sneak peek at a new album from Part Chimp and the usual stories and fun. The new site is ten thousand times better. Check it out
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(Chron)
 
 
 
"If anyone walks along the [River Walk] and wonders what these are, they aren't aliens," says official who is definitely not under giant alien snails' pink egg cluster control
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Tennessee police use multiple tasers to subdue agitated civilian, who is still alive only because he's half white
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
They'll be dancing in the dark, remembering the glory days, if this brilliant disguise hits their hometown, if the backstreets become badlands. And where will the Boss be? At least some were born in the USA. It will take the power of prayer
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(Some Peeper)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dilated pupil
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
On Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT), Connie tries to get Mr Boynton in a jam so she can "save" him, George and Rudolph trade places with Liz and Iris, and Jimmy apparently doesn't know enough to keep from opening an escape hatch at 18,000 feet
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(NPR)
 
 
 
When we say "systemic racism," this is what we mean
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