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Sat May 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Deciding the Minneapolis PD was getting too much attention, Louisville, Kentucky decided to open (less than lethal) fire on a camera crew
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hurricane season doesn't officially start until Monday, but we could have our third named storm before then because 2020 is just bound and determined to answer the question, "What else could go wrong?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week: Recreate a movie poster using MSPaint, Photoshop, etc.
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
See topic tag
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Grown adult hasn't yet grasped the concept of candles
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Hong Kong protesters level up
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(Some Masked Man)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: What a Fark face mask should look like
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Missouri recently reopened in time for Memorial Day, let's see how they're doi...oh dear
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Come visit the Furball Farm Cat Sanctuary, a place where every unwanted feline bad a** gets love on Caturday
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(Siberian Times)
 
 
 
Russian attempt to race truck over damaged bridge ends with unexpected air time, truck in river. Let's see how them Grand Duke boys get out of this one
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, things are certainly escalating fast
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Coronavirus is spreading too quickly for England's lockdown to ease up
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(BGR)
 
 
 
There's no need to worry about coronavirus. Everything's just fine. So fine. Just relax. Yeah. Just fine
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(ACSH)
 
 
 
Put down the "pandemic porn", it'll make you grow the coronavirus on the palms of your hands
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not much to do during lockdown except screw, especially if you're a zoo animal
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Article: "Virus lockdown forces Brits to be own dentists" You mean they weren't doing themselves before the lockdown
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Guy buys refrigerator that won't fit through his front door. What happens next will give you hope for humanity
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Girlfriend sends man's 1967 Chevy Impala project to the junkyard while he's traveling. And you were mad when your girlfriend threw out your porn stash
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(Columbia Daily Tribune)
 
 
 
Covidiot-run Missouri daycare that sued county over stay-at-home order may wish it spent less money on lawyers and more on PPE
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(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
"A riot is the language of the unheard" - MLK. Civil unrest continues in Minneapolis, Atlanta, New York, Louisville, Los Angeles
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Nothing derails a train like a Deere
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this date in 1453, a beautiful civilization fell
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(Stylist)
 
 
 
Why is this endless stay-at-home life making us extra sleepy? I mean besides the fifth of Jameson that separates lunchtime from dinnertime
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back with Fark Friday Night Movie Night. Tonight it's terrible instructional videos, including "How To Sell A Car To A Woman" from the 1970s among others. Join us for the watch party 9pm eastern
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Criminal complaint: "The defendant had his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck for 8 minutes and 46 seconds in total. Two minutes and 53 seconds of this was after Mr. Floyd was non-responsive"
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
"Hey, let's go on vacation to South America. What's the worst that could happen?"
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop this vertical reptile
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rare Wolverine spotted in Pacific County, surprising researchers who thought they were all wiped out during Red Dawn back in the 80s
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
Nagasaki survivor dies at 96. Fark: not Japanese
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man charged with hate crimes for attempting to locate and kill North Koreans, in move that might hearten survivors of Heartbreak Ridge or the Chosin Reservoir if he hadn't been looking for them in an apartment complex gym
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When we say phones off during a public meeting, we mean it
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Please enjoy this collection of nature's nightmare fuel (warning: icky and creepy photos)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you want to get close to Elon Musk now is a good time, it seems Satan is trying to make a deal with his partner. Weird tag meets its maker
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
American B-1Bs get a friendly escort over the Black Sea. Fark: MiGs and Sukhois, for the first time ever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop quarantine-specific exercises. LGT examples
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
SpaceX astronauts to make second attempt to escape this furious hellhole of a planet on Saturday
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
High school graduation checklist: cap, gown, mask, jet ski. Wait, what?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dear Drew, Please put your $@*&# squirrels back to work because they are driving me farking crazy in my coronavirus quarantine
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
College to start fall semester in the middle of summer to try to beat the flu season
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Minneapolis small business owner: "Let my building burn, Justice needs to be served, put those officers in jail"
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
NewsFlash
 
Derek Chauvin has been arrested days later than necessary
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Reads headline: "Hopefully it was just an accident" -- Watches video: "Holy fark"
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(Some British Cynics)
 
 
 
The great British public have decided to give their verdict on a £300 "Anti 5G USB Stick" that assorted nutters have recently been selling. The reviews make for some nice light reading in these troubled times
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(The Local)
 
 
 
No Sweden, bad Sweden
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's foreign ministry says Canada is an accomplice to US government's efforts to bring down Huawei. Its cooler, more polite accomplice
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Turkish to start oil exploration in Eastern Mediterranean; continue keeping Tommy out of trouble
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Brazil sees a record number of virus cases, and 1,000 dead in 24 hours. Their Amazon is in really bad shape
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
George R. R. Martin buys historic railway, plans to make it six or seven times as long but spend 15 years laying the last 20 miles of track
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Minneapolis isn't the only city burning. Louisville has its own personal cop problems
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Mom disconnects home WiFi. Son disconnects power to the house. It's the Altoona way
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