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Mon September 24, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Why did the baby cross the road
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Sexy Handmaid's Tale Halloween costume. New hotness: Sexy 'ghosted' ghost Halloween costume
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Good Samaritan is run over by Florida man who helpfully stops to check on him, steals his car, and leaves his own truck behind
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
If you're gonna chase people while naked in a parking lot, Chick-fil-A is the place to do it
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(Jackson Hole News and Guide)
 
 
 
Not news: Man makes it his mission in life to "change the world by building people up." Fark: by wearing only a bathrobe, swim trunks and ski goggles whenever he flies
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Scrabble dictionary adds 'twerk' to official players dictionary
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Name checks out
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
17 year olds can drive in the US but can't rent electric scooters. Meet the teenage scooter outlaws
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Russia downgrades rhetoric from "death to Israel" to "anybody could accidentally shoot down the wrong plane"
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Russia to send S-300 air defense missiles to Syria, in the apparent hopes that they may provide a fine light show before being blasted by Israeli jets
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this short, short bus
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Burglar arrested before he can enjoy his bath
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(Medium)
 
 
 
3 Ways ex-Cracked contributor just ripped off John Cheese's listicles
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Calling all Orlando/Central Florida Farkers Fark Party this Monday at Pointe Orlando with randos? More likely than you think. Respond in thread if you're down, and please include your preference of venue
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(Circa)
 
 
 
There once was a cruise to Nantucket, which isn't as thrilling as Phuket. I met an old bloke, but he had a stroke, and then was evac'ed in a bucket
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Man pulls out a gun and pistol-whips his friend of fifty years over a Bruno Mars song
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Six Flags offers visitors a chance to win $300 and $60 season passes and all they have to do is spend 30 hours in 2ft-by-7ft coffin for Fright Night. Talk about taking the fun out of a funeral
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Man fakes his own kidnapping and lies to his pregnant girlfriend ... just so he could go out drinking with friends
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
So long, Florence, and thanks for all the fish
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin shows off his sniper skills with a new Kalashnikov rifle. Although not as impressive as being able to pick off Hillary Clinton's chances at the presidency from 5,000 miles away
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Sun September 23, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Relax, honey, the Realtor assured me that it definitely doesn't sit on top of an ancient Native American burial ground
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Woman who sheltered Hurricane Florence animals is charged with practicing veterinary medicine without a license
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Houston, we have a brothel. A robot brothel, to be precise
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(GQ)
 
 
 
Why your brain is wired for pessimism, and what you can do to fix it. Like you could ever pull it off
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these ballerinas
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(DW)
 
 
 
Germany reports fewer laser attacks at the airport than in previous years. "A few years ago, the laser attack was a hip prank for some young people. The perpetrators must now be aware that they are consistently prosecuted"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
California cops seldom do anything wrong as far as you'll ever find out, so shut the hell up already
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If you're sailing around the world solo, and you get dis-masted and seriously injured 1900 miles SW of Perth, you're going to have a bad time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Three drunk men, three drunk men / See what they done, see what they done / They all jumped onto a motorbike / A bus came along and hit 'em just right / Have you ever seen such a sight in your life / As three drunk men
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
👉 👌
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Iceland maybe not set to pop another one of Earth's zits that will dwarf its last zit problem in 2010. Newscasters breathe a sigh of relief at not having to learn to pronounce another Icelandic volcano name
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Iceland set to pop another one of Earth's zits that will dwarf its last zit problem in 2010. Earth awaits the facial of pus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this penguin
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Know what goes great with a frivolous lawsuit? Hooot Poockets
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"I have a great idea: let's climb over this fence and this wall and get up close with the elephants. What could possibly go wrong?"
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(Chattanooga Times Free Press)
 
 
 
If your house has been crashed into three times by drunk drivers, it just may be a sign that you should move. Just saying
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How's your candy knowledge? And we've got a D'awww Tab question! Chop up some carrots and potatoes, it's time for the Fark Weird News Quiz, Sept. 9-15 Slow Cooker Edition
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The Penguin Book of Hell makes it all sound so *CUTE*
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Finders keepers, losers wee.... no, wait... finders get put on the 10 most wanted list
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(Redbook Magazine)
 
 
 
Don't feel bad, lady, nobody else likes you either
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(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Officer Vodak decides to go to the firing range
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Photoshop this masked bandit
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
With all, ALL, other options exhausted cops tase 87-year-old woman for cutting dandelions. Tag is for Police Chief actual defending tasering an 87-year-old woman
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Former Eastern Montana high school athletic trainer admits: "I did masturbate some of the boys, and I'm sorry for that. But, the lawsuit said there was also oral sex and anal probing, and that isn't true." So no big deal, basically
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(Sunshine Coast Daily News)
 
 
 
Traffic on Australia's Bruce Highway delayed by grass fire smoke plumes. Of course Australia has a Bruce Highway
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Our obituary line-of-the-month: "It also led to a diminished teenage social life because she usually smelled of fish." Farewell to Anne Russ Federman, last of the Sturgeon Queens
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon enters contestant for its own "Florida" tag
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
With just 11 million youths of recruiting age, compared to 17 million in 1994, Japan's military is having severe trouble filling its ranks with enlisted personnel, "unless we can replace a considerable number of people with robots"
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