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Fri October 19, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Los Angeles is sentenced to 20 years of the Chargers without possibility of parole, regardless of behavior
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
It's about time: LeBron James finally compares the L.A. Lakers to instant oatmeal (possible nsfw content on page)
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Even if John Isner never wins a Wimbledon championship, thanks to a new rule change his participation in the two longest Wimbledon matches ever will be something no one can take away from him, ever
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
For some reason, Jalen Ramsey is talking less trash these days
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Update: Olympic gold medalist Chloe Kim is still farking amazing at snowboarding
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your high-priced, overhyped team has won just four of its last seven games. Do you a) fire the coach, b) change your roster, or c) piss and moan about the unfair press coverage
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
The quarterback with the higher passer rating in Sunday's Patriots-Bears game is Mitch Trubisky. Bet the farm against Brady
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Best and most confusing headline of the week: The Arizona Cardinals Are Toilet Soup
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Former USA Gymnastics president Steve Penny pinched after poaching documents in the Larry Nassar investigation
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"It will be up to the NCAA to determine the penalty, including whether the team will have to forfeit games." Save Ferris
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to see Testaverde and Flacco on the same field, wow, that's really specific. Also, it's happening this weekend, just not the way you thought
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Yep, Boston Won
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Houston Rockets gave up 131 points last night and suddenly realize Carmelo Anthony might not be helping
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Thu October 18, 2018
(Autosport)
 
 
 
McClaren signs F1 sponsorship deal with Coca-Cola around the outside, around the outside, around the outside
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(2paragraphs)
 
 
 
People saying the NBA doesn't "really" support social justice because...Money. No making money while being fair-minded Huh?
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Belichick wouldn't have given Khalil Mack a six-year, $141 million contract either
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(Fox 4 Now Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Hockey team knows you're in trouble when your home ice is turned yellow
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(Runner's World)
 
 
 
One of the top amateur runners in South Africa can't compete next year because she can't get her testosterone under control
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Despite fine season in MLB for Blue Jays and Rockies, South Korean reliever Seunghwan Oh considers ditching guaranteed $2.5MM salary and going home to KBO in 2019, reports no physical issues. "It's not easy living in a foreign country"
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Only two QBs in the history of the NFL have recorded wins against all 32 NFL teams. If Drew Brees wins this weekend, he will become the third
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Broncos trample the Cardinals in the desert? Will it be Case Closed or Risin' Rosen? How will this game impact your fantasy football team? It is your Thursday Night Football thread, kickoff at 8:20 PM ET on FOX
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Red Sox defeat the defending World Series champs to advance to the Fall Classic? Or will the Astros strike back and extend the ALCS? Who will be the big hero? Game 5 of the ALCS starts at 8:09 PM ET on TBS
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer club under fire for handing out brothel vouchers to fans
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Thursday night hockey time. Four of the best centers in the game square off in Toronto, Boston looks to rebound against Edmonton and we may have a full clownshoes with Winnepeg and Vancouver. Puck drops at 7PM EST. Håll käften, Pierre
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Alex Bregman, learn your history from Aaron Judge. When you troll the Red Sox you do so at your own peril
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
#metoo finally remembers to notice Kobe Bryant
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Brewer fans dismayed that Dodger Stadium doesn't allow tailgating. How does one get plastered before the game and still get good parking?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
MLB's officiating crew must have migrated from Superbowl XL
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Total crickeity stupidity
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The fan that lost the game for the Astros last night appears to be a Republican
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Lance Kendricks could face criminal charges for marijuana possession. He always seemed a pretty high in the "Alien" film franchise
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Charles Barkley has no idea what the Lakers are doing, and neither does he
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Three years ago today the Colts ran the worst play in NFL history
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Congratulations, Houston. You have your very own Bartman incident to blame when the Astros lose the NLCS (w/video)
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"I love you. You love me. Now go knock those guys silly"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Shahid Khan postpones his attempt to move the Jaguars to London
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Ukrainian tennis twins banned for life for fixing matches. They were ranked 1113 and 1724 in the world. How much could they have won from throwing games, $7.50?
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(KGW Portland)
 
 
 
ESPN College Game Day requests help, "because they simply can't bring the big show back to The Promised Land without..." finding 'WSU Popcorn Guy'
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Wed October 17, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
People want England defender Harry Maguire riding a unicorn to be on new £50 note. Fark: 16,000 people. TotalFark: More than Margaret Thatcher
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Video of all the Colt's pass drops over the last couple weeks to yakety sax will make you chuckle unless you are a Colt's fan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The paranoia among MLB teams, "is like the NFL these days. Every club thinks the other club is cheating"
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
News: Lane Kiffin offers a scholarship to a young man with a cannon for an arm. Not news: It's Matt Leinart's son. Fark.com: He's 11 years old
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Golden State Warriors have the first reversible championship rings, featuring diamonds and sapphires
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dodgers pitcher Rich Hill goes crazy on a candy container. Bow Wow Wow nods in approval
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
How inept are the Atlanta Falcons this year? The sports hernia (abdomen) their starting RB is undergoing surgery for was originally diagnosed as a foot injury
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(Golf Channel)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, a Perkin's waitress was not one of the reasons Tiger Woods didn't fare well at the Ryder Cup
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Manny Machado called up to the bush leagues
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(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN Akira Tozawa get revenge on Drew Gulak? WILL the War Raiders conquer the Undisputed Era? WHICH wrestling waifus will move to the semifinals of the MYC? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @8pm ET on WWE Network, El Rey
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Wednesday, so why not have a hockey thread? Four games are on tap with Blues-Habs, Rangers-Caps, Bruins-Flames, and Islanders-Ducks. The puck drops at 7 PM ET as these games will get you through Hump Day
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