Fark Weird News Quiz - December 23, 2016 (Hard Version)

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Greetings and welcome to this week's edition of the Fark Weird News Quiz. This week, it's Christmas, so all of our questions are done on a Christmas theme. Merry Christmas, dammit.

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A huge thank you goes out to the quizmasters who made this possible - phlegmmo and ivan.

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