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Mon February 06, 2023
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Half scoop taunting the dynamite monkey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Space Needle has waited its whole life for this moment
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Biden is a Simpsons fan
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz is so adamant that a Constitutional amendment is needed to limit senators to two terms that he's running for a third just to talk about it
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Republicans are having a hard time criticizing Biden over the Chinese spy balloon. Here's Marco Rubio humiliating himself
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You think the present gas stove wars over health concerns are bad now? You've probably missed the gas stove wars of yesteryear
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Trump 2016 campaign has settled with staffer who sued them over the NDA she had to sign paying her $450,000. More importantly the settlement negates the NDAs 422 other staffers had to sign, meaning they are now free to speak out about what they saw
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He has ceased to be He's expired and gone to meet his maker He's a stiff Bereft of life, He rests in peace He's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain, and joined the bleeding choir invisible THIS IS AN EX-PRESIDENT
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(Independent)
 
 
 
China vows to worry, worry, super scurry, call the troops out in a hurry after the US jumps on their belly and busts their balloon
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(AP News)
 
 
 
To be honest, probably not very well. But thanks for asking
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Santos finally tells the truth
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(Time)
 
Weeners
 
A network of Kochs' will attempt to do what nobody else seems capable of: Koch-blocking orange Julius and screwing him out of the nomination
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Liz Truss is completely delusional
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Day 347 of WW3: France and Italy will deliver mobile surface-to-air missile systems to Kyiv. They will allow Kyiv to strike anywhere in Donbas, Zaporizhzhia and Kherson regions and the northern part of Crimea. It's your Sunday Ukraine war discussion
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
President Biden's Catastrophic Chinese Spy Balloon Spectacle will be replacing Hunter Biden's Laptop for at least one week of Republican outrage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Democrats that supported the Republicans' anti-socialism measure don't seem to realize that Republicans will still harangue them as being socialists, anyway
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I wonder if there's a way to crap on a hero's legacy and honor a man with no honor? Republicans reply with, "challenge accepted"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yet another woke idiot. His ideas will go nowhere
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
NC Supreme Court: We don't need no stinkin' democracy
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(US Department of Defense)
 
 
 
DOD confirms that Chinese balloons "transited the continental United States at least three times" during Trump's administration
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Where there is (Marijuana) smoke, there is fire(arms)
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(Quad City Times)
 
 
 
Governor Kim Reynolds (K-och) declares that if just ONE school bans ONE book because ONE person objected to it, then ALL schools in the state must ban it as well
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump: parents should have more say in schools. Like electing Principals or something
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"...the creationist theme park that Hovind operates in a quiet pocket of Alabama..." gives you a whiff of where this story's going
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(Some Researcher)
 
 
 
The Canadian truck convoy was a Russian psyop. Because of course it was
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(coloradotimesrecorder.com)
 
 
 
Colorado election conspiracy theorist charged with voter fraud would like to be excused from appearing at trial because...he does not currently live in Colorado
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Eight people vying to be king of shiat mountain
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Failed friend of feeble farkwit fails to fathom his failure
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kinda weird what quickly becomes public knowledge and what doesn't
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Presence of Malice: Suppose you picked up your mobile device this morning and a tragic death in your life was a front page headline. But not one thing they said was accurate... and none of it was true
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
South Carolina to become first battleground state. This is not a repeat from 1861. Maybe
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Melting pot residents are just about fed up with melting pot migrants
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Get your subpoenas in 26 minutes or your next idiotic investigation is free
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
98 luftballons
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Nope, not a cult at all
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
GOP's WinRed LosesGreen
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
FTC to Amazon: "Any day now"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hey Marjorie, we hear Fox News pays a lot better and the hours are much less... and I'm sure the rest of the House wouldn't mind you finding some other, more suitable, employment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
But the Supreme Court's emails
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(Politico)
 
 
 
College workers of the world, unite
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Subby's advice: get a cashier's check
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tell me 'any day now' without saying 'any day now.'
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(The Kyiv Independent)
 
 
 
Day 346 of WW3: News: US allocates $5.4 million confiscated from Russian oligarch to help rebuild Ukraine. Soon-to-be Republican angst: ZOMG, this is socialisms Won't somebody think of the billionaires? It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
No matter which version is correct, we all win a little
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(CNN)
 
 
 
C) Racism
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Xi, you've lost *another* "weather balloon"?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
To indict him, New York City prosecutors would've had to go full Person Woman Man Camera TV
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Did Germany HAVE to send this number of tanks?
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(Yahoo)
 
Hero
 
George Santos: Well, as my Uncle Ben once said, "With great power comes great responsibility"
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Fri February 03, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis declares drag queens illegal. George Santos inconsolable
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