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Fri October 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"A Catholic exorcist plans to hold a mass for Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh next weekend after a group of witches announced their plans to gather in Brooklyn to publicly hex him." When the article has better material than you, go with it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump caves on Saudi Arabia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the wake of his recently concluded corruption trial and other issues, 49% of new jersey voters have a negative opinion of incumbent democratic Sen. Bob Menendez, but, since this is Jersey, he's also got a 10 point lead on his opponent
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British crypto-nazi and part-time Spitting Image puppet Nigel Farage refused entry to EU meeting after being deemed a possible security risk. He was not able to foresee such a circumstance transpiring (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
A man was charged with harboring illegal migrants. Part of his defense is on religious liberty grounds. The case complicates two of Attorney General Jeff Sessions' top priorities: cracking down on illegal immigration and defending religious liberty
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Thu October 18, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The British House of Commons is apparently doing improv these days, as they demonstrate that the Glasgow accent and the New Zealand accent are mutually incomprehensible
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(WPTZ)
 
 
 
Opposing Vermont political candidates sing kumbaya after debate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Everything you've been reading about Warren's DNA test is wrong. Therefore read this one, it's less wrong than the others
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The Art of the Tweet: Trump workshopped the "horseface" insult around before tweeting it and was apparently very proud of himself afterwards
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"White Democrat women are going to falsely accuse black men of rape and then white people are going to lynch the black men for it, so vote for this white Republican guy to stop the lynching of black men"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Congress may actually do something against Trump and the Saudis
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"My name's Antonio Delgado, I don't play the lotto, I've raised $3.8 million to defeat John Faso. Vote to send me off to Congress, and I'll show you my progress. I'm a Rhodes scholar who makes you hollar, so please send me another dollar, PEACE OUT"
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(Columbia Journalism Review)
 
 
 
That New York Times election needle is baaaaaack for the midterms and it's stroking out
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Get ready for mail-order abortions
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Spain set to rise above Japan to top the global life expectancy table in 2040. And as for the US? If you view the actual table, better get your scrolling finger ready
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(CNN)
 
 
 
GSA admits that Administrator's testimony to Congress on whether Trump was involved in decision not to move FBI HQ (which is across the street from Trump's hotel) was "incomplete" in the sense that she said he wasn't and we now have proof he was
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Donald Trump is "the real Florida Man." Which explains so much about both of them
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Protesters confront the Zodiac Killer at airport, call him out for his endorsement of a sexual harasser
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Heidi Cruz or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love a Lizard Person
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(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Kris Kobach, who is just one big K away from showing his true colors, blames the bad economy on poor people, so naturally he wants to make welfare impossible for people to obtain and thinks drug tests will help
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It all makes sense now: the Trumps aren't LIARS they're just from Bizarro World where you say everything backwards. Take Lara Trump's latest comment: "After the Kavanaugh effect ... more women are inspired to get out and vote Republican." See?
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Since the Voting Rights Act was struck down, areas once under federal jurisdiction have closed 20% more polling locations than areas in the rest of the country
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
With less than three weeks before the midterms, let's take a nice hard look at Governor Skeletor's corrupt closeted skeletons. Strike up the xylophone music
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Sorry liberals, Mitt Romney isn't coming to help you keep the Senate sane. The Senate could be more MAGA-oriented than ever next year and he plans on fitting right in
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
It appears that the only thing standing between John Bolton and full-scale War with Iran is: General John Kelly. So, we've probably got 3 more weeks until the missiles fly
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Where can you find the most disgusting imagery imaginable on your television screen? 1) AMC's Halloween marathon; 2) American Horror Story; 3) GOP Attack Ads
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Donald Trump is getting ready to throw Republicans under the bus":
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Saudia Arabia may have found its sacrificial scapegoat
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The newest way that the Alt-Right is owning the Libs is (checks notes) chugging milk
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
Dude. They're just signs. No one in history has ever been convinced by a front lawn sign. No reason to go nuts over them
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
This week in "yes" question headlines: "Is Fraud Part of the Trump Organization's Business Model?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
New York Times analysis of social media says Democrats have more engagement online heading into the midterms, while Republicans are still trying not to get silenced by Facebook
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Dean Heller (R-NV) pushed the VA to use unproven "brainwave" technology to treat PTSD. Why yes, the company that sells it has ties to his office. Why do you ask?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Your ignore list is keeping you more open minded
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Meeting with VA inmates struggling with drug addiction, Congressman Dave Brat tells them:"I've got $5 million worth of negative ads coming at me. How do you think I'm feeling? Nothing's easy. For anybody." -Mr Empathy, Ladies and Gentlemen
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Q: How do you convince millions of voters that a nonexistent problem is actually the greatest threat to their lives? A: Start with a pack of morons, and be racist
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Some reassuring news from analysts, we're underestimating the risk of a US-China nuclear war
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
GOP gubernatorial nominee Kris Kobach (R-ecorded) asks judge not to release video where he can be seen acting like a total jerk on grounds that when people see it they might realize he's a total jerk
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Pat Robertson can't think of anything more Christ-like than ignoring the murder of a journalist to facilitate an arms deal
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It may be listing to starboard, taking on water, and on fire but I refuse to abandon the GOP
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(Hurriyet Daily News)
 
 
 
One of the suspects that Turkey identified in the Khashoggi murder just died in a completely random and not suspicious at all car accident
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The complete collapse of the water system in Gaza is imminent, people are already dying of thirst, and the impending humanitarian crisis will extend deep into Israel
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Man killed in Trump Tower fire is sued by Trump Organization for $90K in condo fees he didn't pay because he was dead
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former HUD Secretary Julian Castro responds to Rep. "Cantaloupe Calves" King alleging that he is a fake Hispanic with a slightly more polite version of "a racist asshole says what?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump is siphoning money for his campaign from vulnerable GOP candidates
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The GOP demonstrates their continued inability to maintain secret documents; the latest leaked memo shows the bulk of elected GOPers believe Trump is to blame for the Blue Wave
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Longtime GOP member Stephen Kent leaves the party after realizing belatedly that they are becoming the "world's most powerful organization of internet trolls." You don't say
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(NPR)
 
 
 
This November, facing one of the most fraught periods in our nation's history with a deeply divided country teetering on the edge, over half of America will wake up, consider the moment in history, and say, "meh" before staying home
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Even Bernie Sanders's former staffers don't want the cause of Trump's victory running again in 2020
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(Psychology Today)
 
 
 
Neurologist explains why we're all repulsed by Ted Cruz's face
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