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Thu November 15, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When Americans file their tax returns next year, they're going to find out that Trump and Republicans weren't on the up-and-up with their sweeping tax plan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
USPS reports 12th straight year of net financial losses. Don't worry, though -- Trump will say something nasty about Amazon and everything will be fixed
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Neo-Nazi shocked to discover 1st Amendment does not shield him from consequences, outraged citizens
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While everyone is obsessing over the latest dumb thing Trump says or does, the stock market has been diving deeper into the shiatter with every passing day
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
President Rain-spurs to explain why he simultaneously likes to use the troops as props while also being too busy to pay respects to those that have fallen. Zero-visibility conditions begin at 1:30 EST
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(Politico)
 
 
 
That economic boom caused by Obama yet Trump is taking credit for? Yeah, thanks to Trump's lack of economic understanding, it's about to come crashing down
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Residents of an upscale part of Tijuana". There's an upscale part of Tijuana?
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
President Numbnuts just said the quiet part loud about Whitaker
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(Portland Press Herald)
 
 
 
News: Bruce Poliquin (R-Bathroom) loses his seat after Ranked Choice Votes are counted. Fark: Federal Judge tells him to STFU when he demanded to stop the vote before the first run so that he win
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
WH: Look, Erdy, we love ya, but you're putting us in a tough spot. We can't go after our bankroll-...er, i mean, close allies. How about this, we give you Gulan, and you can just forget this whole Khashoggi matter. Deal?
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
America is hopelessly split between the right and left and the political relationship isn't getting any better. Maybe it's time to make it official and break up
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Thankfully President Obama's nuke deal with Iran is there .. because they were a lot closer to a nuclear bomb than our intelligence agencies thought when we made the deal. Oh wait, it's not in place anymore?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Less obvious upside of the Democrats taking the house? The fall of QAnon as predictions fail and believers turn to grammar Nazism, accusing Jerry Brown of pyromania, and blaming aliens
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump is already preparing for 2020...by coming up with new nicknames for potential candidates running against him
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"C'mon liberals, talk to me." A personal plea from Hugh Hewitt
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(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Hey Millennials: Tired of hearing about septuagenarians from Vermont and Delaware in the race for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination? How about a sexagenarian from Ohio?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Op-ed writer asks: Where is the Democrats' apology to Brett Kavanaugh? Hahahahahahahah *gasp* Hahahahahahahah
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Mini-Merkel waiting in the wings for when the Chancellor steps down if she can stop humping the laser
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The US military is "likely unable to fight more than a single war at a time." Good thing we have all those troops setup at the border for that big scary invasion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh, Jacob
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There's a correction to an article, and then there's a correction to an article that requires some burn ointment
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Theresa May's Government F*cked as Brexit Deal Tanks, Ministers Resign"
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
#FiveWhiteGuys are taking on Speaker Pelosi because she's not conservative enough
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump tweets: "The White House is running very smoothly and the results for our Nation are obviously very good. We are the envy of the world." Twitter responds appropriately
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Morning, Joe. How's that coffee? Anything for breakfast this morning? Really? Cereal? That seems--hold on, Trump said what about cereal? "It's just another lie; he's not even trying anymore." Yeah, Joe, you're right; pass the ImPeachios and milk
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Everything is awesome. No need to worry. We're all doing great here. No, really. This is normal. Everything's normal. In fact, better than normal. Everyone else wishes they had it this good
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
🎵 The best part of waking up...Is doing some lines and tweeting shiat up🎵
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump didn't want to go to the cemetery in France was because, "He was worried his hair was going to get messed up in the rain"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Trump's 2020 campaign fundraising A) is a massive grift, B) siphoned donations from vulnerable Republicans, or C) A & B
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
'Detective Pikachu' trailer inspires parody with Alex Jones as Pikachu
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(YouGov)
 
 
 
New poll from the Institute of Obvious Statistics: Black Americans less likely to feel safe during police interactions
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump admits that the police and military are rife with White Supremacists, surprising nobody
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Our uncertain and inadequate military spending will infect your soul, curve your spine, and lose the war for the Allies
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Democrats, learn from the midterms, you have a simple path to victory in 2020; just ignore Trump
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Wed November 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Let me sleep on it. Jim Acosta let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the mornin'"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Democratic new guard of dissenters: We have the votes to block Pelosi speakership
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Mr. "I hope the Dems work with us" McConnell blocks Mueller-protection bill
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, have you ever noticed how Democrats want to sue everything when they're losing a ballot count, but they want the voting results respected as sacred and untouchable when they're winning? No, you haven't. Well, Fox News did. No, really, they did
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The House GOP heads back to DC, tails tucked between legs
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Trump backs bipartisan criminal justice reform in a move that might benefit his family in the coming years
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(Vice)
 
 
 
All 59 Republican judges running for reelection lost in the midterms in the extremely liberal town of A: Berkeley? B: San Francisco? or C: Houston?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Government lawyers defend the revocation of Jim Acosta's press pass saying that under the Constitution, due process literally means whatever Donald Trump says
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
An inanimate carbon rod and a lizard person who's sexually-aroused by depriving the poor awkwardly attempt to hug, freak when camera captures the moment
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Blood and soil nationalism is damaging to the founding principles of America. But just to be clear, we American conservatives opposed (((globalists))) long before Trump. *wink*
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Interesting documenT filed in mueller case SuggesTs secRet defendant whose identiy is Under wraps May be Prominent federal official
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Gavin Newsom's worst enemy? His own party
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
VP Pence criticizes Myanmar's treatment of the Rohingya, is told to worry about the children his own country has put in cages
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Texts show Stone had advanced knowledge that Assange was going to show the Podesta emails. This story coincidentally broke right when Avenatti stopped beating his wife
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Facebook is behind conspiracy theories blaming George Soros for attacks on Zuckerberg and Facebook
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(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
"Weed endangers lives and destroys families," says gun nut Ted Nugent
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