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Wed February 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Johnathan Turley : Sure Trump tried to blackmail a foreign country into helping him get re-elected but that's just politics, it's not impeachable. Also Turley: Pelosi making faces at the SOTU was the shameful act in US history and she MUST regisn
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Translation: Trump has been rage-eating Big Macs since Romney dropped the hammer and is likely covered in McDonalds Special Sauce™
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Nate Silver complains that this year's delayed Iowa caucus results have borked his Prez 2020 prediction model, thus negating 538.com's sole reason to exist
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump did a guest spot on The Nanny and he asked for a script change. In the script he was referred to as a millionaire. He wanted them to change it to billionaire. So they compromised and changed it to zillionaire. Trump said that's even better
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(Politico)
 
NewsFlash
 
Mitt won't acquit
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Dana Parino must hoard obituary sections of old newspapers
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
🎵This is the end, my only friend, the end of our impeachment plans, the end of the Republic that stands, the end🎵 THIS is your final Trump Impeachment thread (~4pm start)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The British are crapping themselves with joy after leaving the union
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Making anti-personnel land mines great again
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(KUOW Seattle)
 
 
 
History of landmark Supreme Court decisions: Brown vs. Board, Roe vs. Wade, and Citizens United v. FEC. Up next is Bikini vs. Burka
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Being a proud boy running for Congress doesn't pay like being a shill for a Russian mobster does
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Republicans suddenly concerned with decorum after Nancy Pelosi ripped speech. Coming up next under a Democrat president: Republicans suddenly concerned about country's deficit
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney will have his moment of truth when he speaks on the Senate floor on the articles of impeachment at 2 p.m. ET
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Republicans sold their souls for so little"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
He mad
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Nothing Pelosi does to Trump will piss him off as much as his ratings being down 26%
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Xi just cough and cough
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Pastor: Without God, I would go around killing people
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
He shredded the truth, so I shredded his speech
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK MP Criticised by keyboard warriors for dressing inappropriately during Commons appearance. The crime? Daring to bare a shoulder, the harlot. Tag is for her twitter response
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bernie advisor: Mike Bloomberg is an oligarch
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And you thought Eric was the stupid one
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rush Limbaugh in a state of disbelief over Presidential Medal of Freedom, just like the rest of us
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jerry Nadler says House Democrats will "likely" subpoena John Bolton and continue with more investigations. In your 5-day forecast, scattered presidential tweetstorms are likely throughout the week
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Democratic chupacabra James Carville says the party is scaring him to death right now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In the next election, if Trump can double the number of African Americans who voted for him it's game over man. Game over. Subby feels similarly about banging double the number of supermodels this year
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Admiral warns that the East Coast of the U.S. is no longer a 'safe haven' thanks to Russian subs ...says it might be time to make a sequel to "The Russians Are Coming, the Russians Are Coming"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What a spine looks like
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nominee for top HR job at the Pentagon forced to withdraw from consideration after everyone remembered him as the guy who claimed in an op-ed that all mass killings were the result of immigrants who failed to "assimilate" into American culture
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Establishment Democrats after watching Biden's poor performance in Iowa: EVERYBODY PANIC
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
When discussing racism, it's always helpful for someone to stand up and provide an example
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Young people: Everything sucks. Also young people: Why bother?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now *that's* an attack ad
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Santorum gets a bit frothy over SOTU
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Rob Portman: I'm voting to acquit Trump because it's time we start doing things TOGETHER as a country. You know, like blocking supreme court nominees and forcing women to report their miscarriages to law enforcement. TOGETHER
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sen. Susan Collins: It 'would be helpful' if Trump apologized. BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pompeo's response to Pelosi proves her point
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pelosi: Trump's SOTU "A manifesto of mistruths". Which also happens to be the title of the next Game of Thrones book
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans say they don't like to talk about Trump at work but they do it anyway
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How about an annotated State of the Union Address to bring us back to a sense of reality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
News: Trump excluded CNN from his annual off the record lunch with news anchors. Fark: since they were excluded they didn't have to agree not to report on what happened at the lunch
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In which we pretend to be outraged at Buttigieg's audacity
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I know, it's been several dozen crimes and atrocities since this happened, but remember when Justice Kennedy resigned? That wasn't really on the up-and-up
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Conservative party member asks female opposition if she's interested in becoming a whore. Plot twist: not a Republican
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hey, New Hampshire, Iowa's over, can you do your primary right? Asking for our democracy
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Before cheating in November's election, Trump decides to get a little practice in
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wouldn't it be nice if the Beach Boys didn't play for Half-Scoop's hunting extravaganza?
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
So the Border Patrol is now an intelligence agency because they're tired of your criticism and scrutiny
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Sunglass Hut employee/"political operative" has a new job
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Tue February 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's Greenland purchase offer outbid by Cthulhu
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