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Thu May 23, 2019
(Twitter)
 
 
 
All is well. Remain calm
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Proud Boys internal chat logs released. These guys are squeaky clean, and should change their name to "Altar Boys" or something. Some really sweet kids, I tell ya
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Polls are open in the UK as Labour and Tories fight for relevancy as Nigel Farage's lactose-fearing Brexit party hopes to nab seats. It's election time in Britain, and with luck, Labour will emerge victorious. It's your UK election discussion thread (nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 22, 2019
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Court rules that you need to have more than a presidential temper tantrum to suppress a congressional subpoena. This is not a repeat from yesterday
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Alabama judge removed from the bench- again. No, not that one
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Then shalt thou count to ten thousand, no more, no less. Ten thousand shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be ten thousand
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
The disinformation warfare campaign in the UK is in full swing
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What happens when the only real strategy you have for any sort of deal-making is to bluff your opponents, but they've all learned by now that you're entirely full of shiat?
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(The National Interest)
 
 
 
China flexes its muscle in the trade war with crippling new tariffs on critical American exports, including taxidermy-themed footwear, medical grade nipple hair, and cake-fart porn
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Protesters turn up at Farage rally armed with milkshakes. Reports indicate protesters from Northern Ireland are carrying Shamrock Shakes. Which are said to be deadly and only available for a limited time
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York State extends giant middle finger to Steve Mnuchin
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Justin Amash's response to President Trump calling him a loser: "Okay." Jennifer Lawrence nods approvingly
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Finally there is some solid polling numbers on NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio and Beto O'Rourke on their presidential runs ...and WOW
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Justin Amash (R-un Justin run) being recruited to challenge Trump in primaries
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC city hall sources say that even Bill de Blasio isn't convinced of the viability of his presidential candidacy
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(BBC)
 
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What happens when a Brexiteer MP, mid-interview, is interrupted by a member of the public for whom no Brexit is Brexity enough? Watch, as the original interviewer retires allowing the crazy to blossom in front of our eyes
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Brexain't
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rep. Tlaib to Sec'y Mnuchin: Dude,as an attorney I would advise you to lawyer up because the DoJ under Barr is not going to save your ass when the shiat hits the fan because they are there to save Trump
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
In what should come as a surprise to no one, Robert E. Lee sucked as a person and a general
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did FDR's middle son A: Fly 89 combat missions despite being ruled "unfit to fly" B: Write 19 murder mystery novels about Eleanor Roosevelt C: Try to hire an assassin against a Bahamian Prime Minister or D: All of the above?
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(Independent Journal Review)
 
 
 
Senator Kamala Harris (D-CA) releases report about the wage gap between men and women, and she should know, because she pays the men who work for her more than the women who work for her
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twitter co-founder Ev Williams:"Fox News is more powerful and more destructive than Twitter"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
According to Howard Stern, Trump pretended to run for President so he'd sell books and boost his ratings on The Apprentice. Also to get a raise on The Apprentice because he was a broke-ass "billionaire"
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
How is it tRump keeps hiring people that are dumber than he is. Seems like he would have run out of those people many appointments ago
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Inside this morning's closed-door Democratic meeting, Nancy Pelosi offered free buckets of cold water for everyone in favor of impeachment to soak their heads
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Former NY Governor David Paterson gets engaged. No one saw that coming, especially Governor Paterson
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite attorney indicted for stealing from Fark's favorite porn star
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: Mueller's investigation cost millions. Reality: Thanks to assets forfeited, it made millions
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Justice Department to conclude that T-Mobile hasn't given enough campaign contributions to Trump's hotels to justify merging with Sprint
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff: Barr is like Giuliani without the good looks. Fark needs an OH SNAP tag
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump goes three whole minutes with Chuck and Nancy. Melania says it is a new record
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Former Indiana official wants Mayor Pete to prove he's not "too gay" by "denouncing fisting, rimming, ingesting semen, rubbing feces on each other, rectal encounters...hey, is it getting hot in here? Uh, oh, I, uh, need to go to the bathroom now"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joe Biden's lead shrinks to a whopping 0% against Bernie Sanders in Iowa
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
With a name like John Kennedy, you'd think he wouldn't be a loyal Trumper calling Iran a cancer and getting a war hard-on, but you'd be wrong
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Beto: I'm not dead I don't wanna go on the cart
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(Time)
 
 
 
Once called "cocaine Mitch" by an opponent, Mitch McConnell decided he liked the moniker and sold 'cocaine Mitch' T-shirts. So far, he's made $70,000
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Firing of Housing and Urban Development secretary Ben Carson imminent
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Anti-abortion groups send letter to Republican National Committee complaining that America isn't turning into Gilead fast enough
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Since the jig is almost up, Saudi Arabia wants its nukes now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Barr troubled that Trump's agenda constantly being held up by pesky laws
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you were wondering whether there was any chance Trump would actually allow a black woman to be represented on the $20 bill, the answer is no. And, seriously, how stupid are you that you were even wondering in the first place?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The looking glass shatters as Fox News's Juan Williams prasies Amash's call for impeachment while calling Trump an idiot
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
However amusing it may be that simply holding a milkshake is enough to scare RW Authoritarians, that does not mean they are "armed" with milkshakes. They are holding them. Holding (possible nsfw content on page)
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump has his "Mission Accomplished" moment standing at a podium festooned with "No Collusion" signs
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Trump to attend sumo fight, since a fat guy waddling around in nothing but Depends is pretty much what Executive Time is all about
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Grand High Witch complains about witch hunt
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Turns out Cohen was texting his bff, a cousin of Russian Oligarch Viktor Vekselberg, over 950 times. Oh and the first of Cohen's search warrant filings have been unsealed
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Infrastructure Week has been canceled
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pinch me, I'm hallucinating. This must be some sort of trick
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity shows a remarkable self-awareness no one expected
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