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Fri February 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Lightfoot looking to puni$h lead feet
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this stilt-walker
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Malaysian man wins the right to smoke canes instead of being beaten by them
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(Brunswick News)
 
 
 
Nonprofit honors volunteers by gathering them indoors and maskless, which is one way to prevent them from winning awards two years in a row
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1935, Adolf Hitler ordered the creation of the Luftwaffe, a mistake of historic proportions that he only recognized later when he was sitting at the table with a bottle of maple syrup and no breakfast
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Something strange is afoot in Australia
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lost your job due to Covid? The government will pay for your porn
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
81-year-old 'Fitness Gran' takes over TikTok with dance, exercise challenges, rule 34 bait
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tower, pilot request clearance to land at Lake Winnipesaukee. Pilot, can you spell Winnipesaukee? Uh, Tower, pilot requests clearance to land at Lake Erie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
That Snow Moon
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
Minor earthquake strikes rural NC town. Dishes rattled, chairs overturned, hound dogs woken up from naps
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this wave
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you got a speeding ticket in Rhode Island in the 1990s, rest assured they have not forgotten
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Florida, teacher, nudes, former students, and for some reason the last thing mentioned is she's the ex of a reporter at another Florida TV station
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The real story here is that Vanilla Coke existed in 1981
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(Texas)
 
 
 
Amateur: your wife doesn't know about your girlfriend Pro: Your wife doesn't know about your 15 girlfriends Olympic: Or your 3 fiancees
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Former Gambino crime boss Peter Gotti dead at 81. NOTHING TO SEE HERE. NEXT STORY
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(Some Pee Wee)
 
 
 
Jello lamps?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We interrupt your Fark doomscrolling to bring you this article on how to overcome a doomscrolling addiction
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
US Intelligence says it was Saudi crown prince, Mohammed bin Salman, in the dungeon with the chainsaw. Colonel Mustard in the clear
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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
 
 
The officer noted a strong odor of marijuana coming from inside the 2012 Chevy Chrysler with no plates
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(Insider)
 
Boobies
 
You can watch the lactating Golden Globes this Sunday on NBC
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Mexico says it's solved the problem of raw sewage flowing into US waters, but something about the story smells funny
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Archie Bunker appears on live TV in Lowell Massachusetts
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Mr. Morgan, sir, this is an Arby's
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Almost a year into it, hundreds of thousands of deaths, and NOW corporate America says it will play a bigger role in fighting Covid. Way to step up there, pals
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(WGRZ Buffalo)
 
 
 
New York residents will no longer be able to use the old Covid-19 excuse for why they can't visit grandma in her nursing home. Don't forget the hard candy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today is the 28th anniversary of the 9/11 practice run at the World Trade Center
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 26 is 'Megillah' as in: "Ricky Ricardo was often driven to distraction by the hairbrained schemes of Lucy and her mother, Mrs. Megillah cutty"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. This week we celebrate the Perseverance landing with a F'Artiste tribute to Mars and its rovers. Design your own Dream Mars Rover or Mars Gadget using any medium
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy unveils Next-gen Ultra-long-range Maritime Visual Allegiance Identification Transmitter prototype. Kremlin reportedly determined to avoid a gap
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Deepfake revenge porn. New hotness: Deepfake photos of your ancestors. You can't fap to this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Google Lawyers: Everybody should know "Incognito" mode is a sham and google tracks you everywhere by now, and hell, even your own court's website uses our analytics from that data. Judge: Oh, REALLLY? 'Cause that's a SERIOUS problem
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Don't mess with Grandma: Australian Edition
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(Driving (Canada))
 
 
 
Protip: Don't road rage if you actually have 1-800-HOWS-MY-DRIVING on your car
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(NL Times (Netherlands))
 
 
 
Dutch sex-workers to host a mobile peepshow next to Dutch parliament, wish to be allowed to reopen like other contact professionals. Subby suggest using a shower curtain with a hole to avoid covid infection
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
US court rules that Best Korea pay 2.3 billion dollars in damages to crew held prisoner in 1968. Hero tag is for Judge and the brave US Navy crew
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Elephant kills zookeeper in Freudian nightmare
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Just a quick tip: If you're heading out to Davos and you don't yet own a Norwegian Wool overcoat, accept now that you're not going to be in the cool crowd
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this statue
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Many of the National Parks are trying to kill you. Here's how
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Ебена мать
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gaga's dog walker shooting and pupnapping security camera footage released. Bois still missing
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
A fake passenger almost fooled CHiPs
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(Very Well Health.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Farker has cognitive impairment. News: No alcohol was involved. Fark: Yep, it's long-haul COVID (DIT)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
More than 95,000 may die because DeSantis has no vaccination strategy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We are losing our nurses to battle fatigue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Owner needs steak [video]
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"Whatever vaccine is available, take it"
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Hikers in Hawaii who disobey signs may soon have to pay for their own rescues, just like everyone else; then, the murders began
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