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Mon November 12, 2018
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
It's the 2nd Monday of November, that means tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM ET) brings you two hours of stuff that got added to my iTunes library in November, or a wide sampling of previous November shows
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Stolen kiteboarding dog returned by facebooking millennial. Today's word salad headline has been brought to you by Tampa, Florida
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Top of the Florida country music charts: Woman driving drunk in the family pickup has a kid sitting in a lawn chair on the driver's seat, and that's the way we roll
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Strong Bad fires up the projector and judges Halloween 2018 costume submissions
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Probably not safe for work, but.... doorknobs
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop these salt miners
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Drunk and alone late at night? Maybe "Air Traffic Controller" is the right career for you
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Confirmed: Americans are fat and unhealthy
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Love Tide Pods, but wish you could serve them in more than a more party-friendly manner? Great news, there's now a Tide Party Box
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
White man angrily accuses a black teenager of stealing a wallet. Difficulty: The teen and his classmates were doing a project on racism. Sounds like someone is getting an A
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(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
Stan Lee now officially an X-man :(
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Was it Mr. Green Gambler, Professor Plum Powdergun, Mr. White Whizzbang, or Colonel Mustard Madness in the lavatory with the dynamite? Modern investigators hunt for clue as to who killed 52 people in 1965
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
How to spot a heroin user: the park job
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
New study shows that as the number of driverless cars on the road increases, so too will the number of people having sex in them
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Herpes-infected monkeys are running wild in Florida
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Software engineer ticks all stereotype boxes, with nine real dolls and a restraining order
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Why did the armed Florida Man cross the road? Police hope to find out
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Camp Fire leaves 29 dead. Seriously, guys, that's why you pack a propane stove
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vatican to U.S. clergy sex abuse victims: Get bent
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Security guard stops attempted mass shooting. Responding cops shoot and kill the security guard. Why yes, the guard was black, why do you ask?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Experts urge Americans to move constantly throughout the day, meaning your neighbor the meth addict is actually the healthiest person on your block
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Just video of a drive out of BURNING PARADISE, CA. In related news, your "Entering 2019" road sign gif is here
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(Space Coast Daily)
 
 
 
Hey Florida, in case you thought hurricane season was winding down
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
You want to kill your wife's new lover. Do you: 1. Use a gun 2. Stab him 3. Plow your new plum-colored Nissan Altima into his bedroom
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photohsop this mask
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rabbi tells congregants to go to hell. Joke's on him, Jews don't believe in hell
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Threesomes don't usually include random home invaders, but who are we to judge?
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Dog food recalled for making dogs vomit, urinate, have excessive drooling. Every dog ever now a suspected victim
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I'm so sorry Krieger-san
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
What could be lower than looting? How about looting while disguised as fire services workers
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(LiveLeak)
 
Video
 
A traffic incident in Romania so bizarre, someone dubbed "X-Files" music over it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Really smart beauty queen and wife of ABC exec almost kills her kids with raw liver smoothies, not to mention herself with coffee enema
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Sun November 11, 2018
(KOIN Portland)
 
 
 
Three men arrested after booby-trapping a bicycle path. Keep Portland wired, indeed
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Signs he might not be a keeper: He uses your credit card to buy you an engagement ring
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Veterans Day, a day of remembrance to honor our military warriors. The chairman of the House Committee on Veterans Affairs discussing the GI Bill today: "This is - to be kind - a train wreck"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Fall foliage
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
If you have to stop in the middle of your shooting spree to question on social media whether or not people will think you're crazy, the answer is pretty much a foregone conclusion
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop this pre-used NASA spaceplane
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Man credits God and faith for the remission of his malignant brain tumor. Fark: except no one said he actually had one
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
California's wildfires are caused by: a) irresponsible people, b) downed electrical wires, c) space lasers
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Judge tells Amazon to provide Echo recordings in double homicide trial. Amazon: "Recordings? What recordings?"
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
When a dead tree falls across a road, crews battle stinging cold to remove it and deliver the swarming honeycomb inside to a beekeeper safely
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Dear Mr. Policeman: If Allegiant Airlines says you're too drunk to fly, try United instead
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Has Facebook's war on fake news affected Kosovo's clickbait factories? The answer may shock you
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One hundred years ago, on the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, the Great War ended. Sadly the resulting peace was just a prelude to even more carnage. Think on this today as we celebrate those who survived and remember those who did not
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(Stay Safe Everyone)
 
 
 
UPDATE: 3,223 firefighters, 23 helicopters, 67 bulldozers, and 440 engines are fighting the Camp Fire in Northern California. Subby is in Sacramento, 85 miles south - thick haze and smell. they're telling us to stay inside. Bay Area air borderline deadly
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(FB Photos)
 
 
 
Photoshop Ezra Miller in this...whatever the hell this thing is
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Teachers
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The Salty Waitress would like to set the record straight on whether you should tip based on the pre- or post-tax amount
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Bear bites man. Man punches bear. The circle of life
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