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Sun March 26, 2017
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NASA to slam a spaceship into an asteroid for practice, so they'll know what will happen when they inevitably do it accidentally
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
No matter what your feelings are regarding monster trucks, THAT was cool
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Daily Mail scientists dress svelte model in three different sets of office wear to learn which gets most glances from attractive men in eye-tracking glasses. The result was shocking
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
A long-rumored StarCraft remaster for computers has finally been unveiled by Blizzard Entertainment. Behold, the nerdgasms have begun
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Lies have an emotional resonance with all of us
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
A young scientist who may completely eclipse Darwin, has some interesting theories about what constitutes something being alive
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Republican congressman to hold hearing explaining the scientific method to scientists
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(Nature)
 
 
 
If the weather cooperates at 8 radio telescopes, they will soon make a virtual telescope which collect more data in a day than the Large Hadron Collider does in a year to take pictures of galactic black holes that will take six months to develop
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
So, what did people do for fun before air conditioning? How about the New York rooftop theater craze back in the early 1900s with its acrobats and vaudeville entertainment
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Sat March 25, 2017
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The 21 best secret bars in the world to host your next Fark party at
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Drifting itself takes practice and some getting used to, so how about reverse-entry drifting?
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
To improve speed and passenger comfort, JR East to withdraw double-decker bullet trains from service. In related news, Japan had double-decker bullet trains for 20 years
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scientists turn spinach leaf into working heart tissue. First salad transplant can't be far behind
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Scientists have decoded the secret language of prairie dogs and it turns out all this time they've secretly been talking about us
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(NASA)
 
 
 
♫ And if I ever lose my legs, I won't moan, and I won't beg, Yes if I ever lose my legs, Oh if... I won't have to walk no more. And if I ever lose my mouth, all my teeth, north and south, Yes if I ever lose my mouth, Oh if... I won't have to talk ♫
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(Science Direct)
 
 
 
Do you choke under pressure? Don't worry, it might be because you're just smarter than everyone else
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
We are reaching peak unnecessary food mash-ups
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NASA says claims of UFOs near the ISS are just a bunch of garbage. No, really
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Game stop
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Now that browsers are disabling Flash by default, FedEx is offering a $5 discount if you re-enable it
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Social media study successfully mitigates fake news
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Fri March 24, 2017
(Time)
 
 
 
Journalist Joel Stein hacks himself, humiliates himself
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fidel Castro naps in Hong Kong exhibit. And you thought he was dead
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So grey hair and stress go hand-in-hand, huh? Yeah, about that
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Concerning giant robot lions, an interview with "Voltron Legendary Defender" creators Lauren Montgomery and Joaquim Dos Santos
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
A 3 billion solar mass black hole has rocked out of a galaxy at 8 million kilometers per hour. EVERYBODY PAN....oh wait. This happened eight billion light years away. Nevermind
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Apple claims WikiLeaks vulnerabilities fixed years ago
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
♪ There's not a little black spot on the Sun today ♪
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Is it good for your health to sleep in your birthday suit? It actually does have some health benefits
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For those "classy" people that don't drink straight from the bottle, this guy has redesigned the wine bottle to prevent unwanted drips
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
With a human organ shortage in the world, we ask ourselves "Is it time to treat a human-pig chimera as a person?" Manbearpig wants to be part of this as well
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fresh off declaring our techniques for preparing mashed potatoes, scrambled eggs, and fried eggs WRONG, experts now declare our technique for microwaving leftovers WRONGITY, WRONG, WRONG, recommend you put a circular hole in them first
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Physicists prove that absolute zero is as unattainable as propelling a rocket to the speed of light, or repealing Obamacare
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
It's the stuff you're probably pouring down the sink, but the murky liquid found in canned chickpeas is actually a magic ingredient that should be preserved
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Live spacewalk at the ISS
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New poll sees optimism growing with age. 70-year-olds finally see retirement only 20 years away
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Less hassle than editing autoexec.bat and config.sys back in the day, it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. What games are you waiting for? What games have you been playing? What games sit in your library taunting you that you've never beaten them?
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
The dirt on DIY funerals that you've been dying to know about
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Now that the humans have conquered aging, we have all of eternity in which to try to take over the world"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
International Cloud Atlas recognizes twelve new types of cloud. Cirrusly
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(MoviePilot)
 
 
 
I'll see your bear cavalry and raise you dinosaur infantry
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Thu March 23, 2017
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Hey, it looks like you're designing a skyscraper. Would you like help?
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(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Mysterious robot seen hitching a ride on SpaceX drone recovery ship, "Of Course I Still Love You" because of course it is
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Word to the wise: If Australia's poisonous animals and man-eating sharks don't get you, the clueless drivers and pedestrians might. (Not safe for work audio)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Your phone, your remote, and even your reusable grocery bags are full of disgusting germs. Basically, you're gross and you should feel bad
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Pouring random stuff into an aquarium looks either like a modern masterpiece or just someone blowing chunks
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Study shows most cancers are random, are unavoidable. Science to the left; calm, rational discussion on the right. Choose your side carefully
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
NASA almost sent a motorcycle to the moon, but they probably figured that if they did none of the astronauts would get any work done
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(WUWT)
 
 
 
Last remnant of North Atlantic ice sheet to vanish in 300 years, or sooner if the ice is tasty. This has never happened before, except twice before
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists create electronic graphene skin that can actually "feel". There is a robot fapping joke here somewhere
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Based on this Apple patent MacBooks are on their way to becoming glorified iPhone docks
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
NASA developing laser tech for high-speed space internet
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Scientists in Germany have ignited an artificial sun....otherwise known as flipped the switch on a bunch of light bulbs
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
"Weaponised razor-edged snout" is a phrase that could only be found in a headline which also contains the word "Australia"
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(Laser Focus World)
 
 
 
Swallow a pill, get a colonoscopy. No tube up the rear
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Good: NASA resolves data error in the Space Station's radiation sensors. Awesome: Thanks to the analysis of a 17-year-old student in Britain
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(Network World)
 
 
 
FTC politely warns on "Can you hear me now" robocall: Just hang up dammit
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(Consumer Reports)
 
 
 
Consumer Reports' worst cars of 2017. Yes, that one's on there. That one too
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
New York hospital releases a playlist of 40 songs with 100 beats per minute that can be used for CPR
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Record-breaking 76,017 domino 'circle bomb' toppled from the center of a circle to its outer edge
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Remember the Canadian college student who mysteriously vanished and died in an LA water tank a few years ago? Genre movie directors do, and they're working hard to develop a horror flick based on this true story and give her a supernatural motive
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
7-Eleven Japan to equip high-risk stores with lifeboats allowing customers and clerks to ride out sudden tsunami
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
How to use a smartphone to analyze sperm count and assure nobody will ever borrow your phone again
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Israel Tax Authority investigating Google and Facebook
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(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Buddhist temple in Fukui holds techno music services to lure young worshipers, with chief priest rapping sutras as colorful lights swirl around Buddha statue. 'We priests are Buddha's public relations representatives'
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Wed March 22, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover previously unknown crustacean fossil: Shrimpy McShrimpface
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Tasmanian devil populations, decimated by a contagious cancer for decades, are finally showing signs of fighting back. Still no cure for "BBTH WHUFF ATHWICK GNARP THP"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
For the first time in almost 100 years, a rare frog population is having sex in the Santa Monica Mountains. Rule 34 says there's a video out there, somewhere
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(Singularity Hub)
 
 
 
Brain might be more powerful than previously thought, able to experience even more pain
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Fake news is killing science
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists are now saying you really can't learn much about a dinosaur by staring at its crotch
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
People should know better than to buy their trees in the red light district
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Mars Rover needs a tire change, scratch behind the ear
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Power Rangers reboot could be legitimate therapy for alienated 90s kids
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do people keep telling you how much you look like Alexander the Great? No? Well, upload your head shot here and you may find your historic match, if it exists amongst the world's great statues
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Could a manual transmission keep you from getting speeding tickets?
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(Shanghaiist)
 
 
 
Irate gamer can't take how much his teammates suck, takes out his frustrations by slamming his head through his computer screen. Told you he was hardcore
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(Vice)
 
 
 
American farmers are hacking their tractors with Ukrainian firmware because John Deere and other manufacturers have made it impossible to perform "unauthorized" repair on farm equipment
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rainbows - serious business
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hackers threaten to wipe 300 million iPhones clean unless Apple pays ransom
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Don't mind me, I'm done eating the mosquitoes that cause malaria and now my venom will help protect your brain from deadly strokes. What are you doing with that newspaper?
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Navy engineers build ramjet-powered missile prototype in 6 months using inexpensive off the shelf commercially available technology
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Car ownership is evolving many possibilities. For $1500 a month you can have any one of 10 Cadillac models, and trade it in up to 18 times a year
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
The upcoming Ariane 5 launch of telecommunications satellites for Brazil and South Korea is delayed due to (a) technical issues, (b) weather, (c) a strike. La réponse est toujours (c)
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Tue March 21, 2017
(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you live in Seattle, Cincinnati, or Columbus, Alexa will now bring you a beer
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tech investor tweets that Apple should change its search results after they immediately bring up info on Big Dicks in Little Asians 2, doesn't realize results are based on individual search history
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Mars Volcano died at same time as dinosaurs. In other news, Mars apparently had dinosaurs
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Google and Fark may finally kiss and make up, but only if the Duke hate speech can be toned down
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Do all mammals know how to swim? Let's toss some in water and see
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(UPI)
 
 
 
For everyone who suspected GPS navigation makes people dumber, here's proof
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Let's celebrate Yahoo's long life as Internet pioneer by remembering its longest-lasting contribution to society
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Motion-tracking dartboard guarantees a bullseye every throw
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oilandgasinternational.com decides to open up a Mozilla Firefox ticket complaining that Mozilla's insecure password warning on their website is wrong because they haven't had a breach in 15 years. "Haven't had" being the important term
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mark your calendars, the world will end on August 21, 2017, dress accordingly
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Broccoli and cabbage can help you live longer but they taste terrible. That's where lemon juice and cheese come in
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(Scotus Blog)
 
 
 
Supreme Court considers whether one guy sitting under a pine tree in Texas should be primarily responsible for American patent litigation
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
The Linux kernel had a root kit bug for 11 years. Linux isn't safe so we should use Windows 10
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Mass Effect: Andromeda. A game without reason for existence
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(Some Ricardo Montalban)
 
 
 
Do you remember land yachts? Here are 10 Nimitz-class cars. No slideshow
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If Australia is a continent, then why isn't Greenland one? Let's check the rules
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(Pittsburgh Post-Gazette)
 
 
 
Ever have that questionable friend that would show up at the party and bring a bunch of uninviteds? Well that is Pluto, which has been invited to the planet party again
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Mon March 20, 2017
(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Be warned, Siri and Alexa. You're making Samsung's voice assistant angry. You won't like him when he's angry
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(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Having already sent Obama skyward during their recent kite sailing competition, Sir Richard Branson is upping his game and sending Stephen Hawking into space
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Soft plaque may not cause heart attacks
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Titan is home to the Solar System's largest bubble bath
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Here's the 12 Hours of Sebring commentators calling Saturday's Delta IV launch
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Island volcano under one of the world's busiest flight paths has erupted almost 40 times this year and it doesn't look set to stop
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(The Verge)
 
Video
 
Jeff Bezos has a battlemech, but it still doesn't have enough heatsinks to keep the particle cannon from overheating
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Bitcoin is unsustainable
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Today is Alien Abduction day. Celebrate responsibly but be sure to protect your probing orifices
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Gaming YouTuber's solution to deal with his racist comments? Dig up
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues
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(Gamasutra)
 
 
 
The making of the greatest video game of all time involving dysentery
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(Some Dolby Airhead)
 
Audio
 
Congratulations, the last patents on Dolby AC-3 have expired, so it's now legal to decode the audio from the original laserdisc of Star Wars: A New Hope
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Remember the number 37, it's the genetic code the aliens have assigned to you
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