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Sat September 17, 2016
(Polygon)
 
 
 
That steam developer suing reviewers won't get another bad review on steam
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
♪ We don't need no, education ♪ We don't need no thought control ♪
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Geez, Hollywood, really no more ideas? Really? Short Circuit to get a reboot
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Apparently the weird plot to drain the Mediterranean Sea and merge Europe and Africa failed because no one gave a dam
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Heads up, everything that I need to hack your bank account is available on your Facebook page
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
It just happens that pigeons CAN read, and have been doing this messaging thing to read our correspondance
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Fri September 16, 2016
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Scientists reconstruct "world's cutest dinosaur," if a parrot with spikes coming out of its cheeks can be considered cute. With a bonus "wats going on in this thread?" GIF
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Robot snatches gun from man during police standoff. Also needs his clothes, his boots, and his motorcycle
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This penis also a vibrator
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Long term Russian domestication study produces controversial outerwear, tame foxes in just fifty years
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
There was a red carpet, hundreds of balloons and a gold confetti cannon at the iPhone 7 grand opening in Denmark. Only two unenthusiastic people showed up
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(VG 24/7)
 
 
 
Developer tries to sue Steam users for saying bad things about their games
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After designing and flying the 1st human-powered ornithopter, then the 1st successful human-powered helicopter, Subby's cousin Todd Reichert is now the fastest human-powered human in history at 88.26mph on a bicycle
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Look at all these weapons that cannot be loaded inside a F35
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(Is There Any Deal)
 
 
 
Finally, it's time once again for the Friday Fark Gaming thread. What have you been playing this week? Worms W.M.D? Fallout 4? Crusader Kings 2? Stellaris? MOO? Perhaps an AD&D campaign you modified for 5e? Do you need other farkers to game with?
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(US News)
 
 
 
One in four Medicare patients uses their blood pressure medications incorrectly. The other three didn't have any blood pressure issues until they had to deal with being treated through the Medicare system
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Pacific Ocean is transitioning back to a zone that's neither too hot or too cold ... but juuuuust right
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(Medical Daily)
 
 
 
It is actually easier to stop drinking cold turkey than trying to limit or control your alcoholism
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
"Gee, I sure wish I knew where the world's last few flying saucer Futuro houses are located." Checks Fark. "JACKPOT"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos plans on sending trillions of humans across space via nuclear powered spaceships. Sounds like fun but how will I get my two-day Amazon Prime packages?
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Hairy nanorods. That is all
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Thu September 15, 2016
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Well, this is nothing to worry about. Consider it an opportunity to practice terraforming before we send colonists to the stars
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Science asks: Do snails have decision-making skills? And how can we fark with them?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
The river has turned to blood? Again?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
China liked its first space station so much, they launched another an hour later
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Trees can sense when they are being eaten by deer. Checkmate, vegans
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
My Little Porny - free on iOS 10
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Despite the epic levels of wharrgarbl over removing the audio jack from the iPhone, Apple stock is up 25% based on demand for the new devices
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Happy 100th birthday to the tank
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Gasoline pumps contain more than 11,000 times more bacteria than the common household toilet seat. Happy motoring
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Is there any better venue for Adam Savage to tell Mythbusters stories than in a Porsche GT3 being driven around Toronto by Deadmau5? Probably, but I don't care
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
That time the Air Force fired 208 rockets trying to take down a drone over southern California
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why so many websites are blue?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Oil executive creates fake email address to impersonate Elon Musk in order to steal Tesla company secrets. More disturbingly, Elon Musk apparently uses Yahoo for his email
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Proteins in your hair are better at identifying you than DNA. Marcia Clark and Chris Darden: "NOW you tell us"
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(The Epoch Times)
 
 
 
ICANN barely believe it myself, but China might have control of the internet by October 1st
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Police departments now using AI to prevent crimes before they happen. Or they can just park a police car outside every neighborhood 7-Eleven store
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(Maxim Magazine)
 
 
 
Dronesurfing ..... yeah it was just a matter of time until they could hang ten too
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(Heat Street)
 
 
 
Skynet didn't always have successful hunter killers, either
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hackers are trying to find the Internet's off switch, get out of awkward work outings
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Wed September 14, 2016
(The Big Story)
 
 
 
Pluto is treating its big moon like a fire hydrant
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The friend zone now has its own logo. 👍
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
So now you can learn how to build your own self-driving car. What could go wrong?
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Remember all the promise of the Pokemon Go trailer? Yeah... Niantic is still "considering" whether or not to add features like one-on-one battles. More info about the roadmap on the left, predictions on when trading and others will drop on the right
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Latest study shows that beards, once thought unattractive to women, are now attractive to women
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Just in case your Thalassophobia hasn't kicked in lately, scientists drop microphone 7 miles into Mariana Trench just to hear what sounds it might pick up
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered a ray that chews its food, presumably with the last of the petty cash
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Cloaking devices, life-extending tech and even head transplants might not be far away (but don't hold your breath on teleporters)
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
September's Patch Tuesday proves that Microsoft hasn't forgotten you and wants you to be safe
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sea World: Sorry, whales. We totally shouldn't have been letting you bone the whole time you were held circling in captivity, your once bright minds withering into madness, boning like it was your last solemn sanctuary. Whales: WHY? WHY?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Makeup artist transforms herself into Steve Buscemi
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
"100 percent proof UFOs hide in clouds"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Gaia space telescope project releases beta 1.0 of its unprecedentedly accurate mapping over a billion stars
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Government wants drone network hanging over cities to identify non-government drones
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"A sex-mad tortoise which is over 100 years old has single-handedly saved his species from extinction"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE Doggy style is ruff ... and four other sex positions women secretly HATE
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Megabots have uploaded the trailer for their upcoming 10+ ton mech fight with japan, INCLUDING WEAPON TESTS
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Canadian power tool reviewer is kinda awesome. You will be entertained
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Six things you didn't know about the cuttlefish. And after you read them, you'll wonder if they're really supposed to be called cuddlefish
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
The SpaceX launchpad explosion nearly caused OSIRIS-REx to lose its chill, dude
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's not easy being meme
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Ann Hodges holds the distinction of being the only human being to ever be hit by a meteorite and live. Here comes the Sylacauga meteorite. Duck
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Tue September 13, 2016
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The galaxy's most addictive game is hidden in Star Trek: Timelines
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
CIA director's AOL account hacked. In his defense he wanted to upgrade to Netscape, but it was deemed too new to be secure
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(ABC News)
 
Video
 
Astronaut Timothy Kopra reveals what he missed the most when he was in space. Being a slob, that's what
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
New observations double the number of ancient quasars known, shine a light into the cosmic dark ages
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Samsung plans to nerf Note 7 battery capacity by 40%, in hopes that one won't blow up and take down a jumbo jet
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
We have entered the Zoodle Era, where militant vegetarians work hard to convince junk-food-craving Americans that zucchini noodles can replace pasta, mashed bananas can replace ice cream, and fruit-topped watermelon can replace pizza
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Canada to approve prescription heroin
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The world's second-largest meteorite dug up in Argentina. If it is a meteorite. And if it actually does weigh 30 tons. And even it does, it's probably not the second-biggest in the world, because that would be El Chaco. Obviously. Arguably
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Blizzard loses their Warchief
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo: BEWARE iOS 10 will brick your phone and tablet
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo: Go download iOS 10 RIGHT NOW
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fans of the Java browser plugin, prepare to say farewell to your fat, ugly, less-than-trusty bloated companion, as Oracle announces they will not include it in future Java releases
 
(Symmetry Magazine)
 
 
 
Farking magnetic monopoles, how do they work?
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
XKCD sums up the long, complicated history of climate change in a one-panel comic strip
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists have successfully created live mice without fertilization, upending 200 years of reproductive science
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Angry, aggressive drivers have much higher odds of being in a motor vehicle collision than those who don't get angry while driving, according to the Duh Institute's latest work
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(Escapist Magazine)
 
 
 
Having finally realized that every Sonic game it touches turns to hedgehog dung, Sega is now encouraging fan projects
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Bank of America analysts claim there's a 50% chance we live in a 'Matrix reality simulation'. Who ever is playing subby is playing with a free account
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Oracle too busy buying new things to wreck instead of fixing what they've got
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
Monkeys show off brain-to-keyboard communication system by typing out Shakespeare
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Time crystals might exist - and they could be breaking space-time symmetry because they're badass like that
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Can you remember the music from the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies? No? Well here's why that is
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Our tracking system will never be used by Spectre, Mr Bond
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(Mic)
 
 
 
Apple: "Diversity? We've got diversity. Didn't you see the Canadian we had onstage?"
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
AdBlock Plus creates advertising network
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
There would be no more hunger in the world today if only we had embraced Albert Einstein's take on the refrigerator back in the 1930s
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(Vocativ)
 
 
 
"Smart Dildo" company sued for tracking customers. Bet they saw that coming
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
Tsarist train, Bolshevik train, Czech train, White Russian train, Chinese train, badass train
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(MSN)
 
 
 
As if Facebook doesn't do enough to hurt people, now it can destroy your finances
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Note to amateur cake makers out there: if you make Yoda's light saber the same green color as his skin, it might not look like a light saber when he's holding it a waist level
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Do you store your eggs in the fridge and milk in the door? You might want to change that
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Ancient porn stash found in Jordan
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Self driving cars are playing Grand Theft Auto V in order to become better drivers, run over more hookers
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Turns out probably the single biggest challenge facing pilotless airliners is getting people to board the damn plane
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(OilPrice.com)
 
 
 
Nobody panic, but we're all out of molybdenum
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Good news everyone: It's okay to keep basking in the digital glow of your cell phone's screen hour after hour after hour
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
This just in: Teenagers are more likely to do something if they think it's rebellious
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
So long and thanks for
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
We were wrong about how our moon formed. Instead of a low-contact collision with a Mars-sized body, it was more like a Gallagher vs. watermelon scenario
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Mon September 12, 2016
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
We've all been defrosting food wrong - here's how to do it safely. Very cool
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
A chart outlining exactly how much farther you can expect to drive once your gas gauge reads empty
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Research dug up by medical journals shows that the sugar industry bought off researchers for decades to blame dietary fats for everything from heart disease to disco
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(ieee spectrum)
 
 
 
In the sequel to Concussion, Will Smith will be replaced by a human-sized weeble wobble
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Bitcoin - it's probably for your grandchildren, really. Sorry
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
AT&T: We're excluding our services from data caps. Do you want through as well? Fark you, pay me. Netflix: Well, how about just the 'fark you' part
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Your mum is no longer into tea-bagging. Prefers direct squirts instead
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Tendon and ligament injuries are worse than broken and dislocated bones for ending an NFL career. Which means a comeback attempt by Joe Theismann is just around the corner
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(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
For the first time, the Tata institute observes live movement of sperm in fruit fly testes. I don't know. They seemed pretty excited about it though
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(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Man builds world's largest teeter-totter in his backyard hoping to break a Guinness world record
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(War is Boring)
 
 
 
A detailed account of the raging dumpster fire that is the current state of the F-35 program
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
For one brief moment in musical history, boomboxes were the way to process your music. And of course someone collected shiatloads of them
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Humans have been leaving their fingerprints all over nature since the dawn of time
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says, if you want to watch Harry Potter and let Autopilot do the driving, your Tesla should be slightly less likely to kill you now
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Release candidate of Blizzard's lost adventure game Warcraft: Lord of the Clans leaks 17 years after its abrupt cancellation
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
Scientists found amazing things in Uranus
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(TechEBlog)
 
 
 
Hey Lockeed Martin, we managed to get the same computers into a F15 and its about as stealthy as your F35
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
"If our cars could talk to one another, it would save countless lives." No, I've seen Maximum Overdrive and that is just false
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