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Sun February 07, 2016
(Some '80s child)
 
 
 
Got... got... got... need... got. Need Need Need. Publisher releases pdfs of children's computer books from '80s. Subby can finally finish his collection
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Von Miller, Josh Norman, and Marshawn Lynch join Conan for a very special edition of Clueless Gamer. "Tom Brady- he got blew up"
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Do you need your thirst mutilated? You are in luck, as this can of Brawndo is now on sale for the low, low price of $10,000
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(Newser)
 
 
 
New study says that men are less likely to yawn contagiously than women. Unless they sit down and actually try to read this entire study
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Sat February 06, 2016
(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
You can now take a trip down BSODs past with a tour of the Malware Museum at the Internet Archive: "It offers a catalog presentation of ancient viruses, letting users re-live their effects within an internet browser, although without any danger"
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(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Remember when people wrote letters? Here are twenty inspirational ones from true celebrities like Bill Watterson and Gandhi
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Oh, good, the evolutionary science is settled. It's parsimonious
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Bacon is a lot closer than you think
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Internet, I have found the game for you
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
No, that ancient Greek statue is not holding a laptop. It's more of a tablet really
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
What's your favorite audio format: vinyl, CD, cassette, 8-track, FLAC, DSD or MP3? Try not to be TOO much of a snob
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The world's most accurate clock has no hands because everyone knows you measure time by the duration of 9, 192, 631, 770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between two hyperfine levels of the ground state of a cesium 133 atom
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nut milks are all the rage, but not all they're cracked up to be
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Millions of Americans labeled obese are actually healthy. "This should be a final nail in the coffin for BMI"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
New survey says that 92% of students prefer paper books over e-books. The other 8% ask "What's a 'book'?"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ever find yourself in a hotel room that's either too hot or too cold and discover that there's no way to adjust the thermostat? Well, about that
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Twitter decides to ruin itself
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Which way is the bus traveling? Kids' brainteaser leaves adults baffled
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(NASA)
 
 
 
45 years after being the 6th man to walk on the moon, Astronaut Edgar Mitchell takes his place amid the stars
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(Weird Asia News)
 
 
 
Don't you hate it when you're walking with your smartphone and you get attacked by ninjas in feudal Japan? Me too
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Fri February 05, 2016
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
What do you get when a pro-skier swings an iPhone above his head while skiing? An awesome video experiment
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
I submitted this with a batter headline
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Finally, a bracelet that feeds caffeine directly into the bloodstream. Shut up and take my money
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
The Super Bowl is rapidly turning into a torture test of the nation's telecom infrastructure
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Want to call Comcast and complain? They have just added the Fourth Circle of Hell to the experience
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Man crashes drone into the Empire State Building. 2/4. Never forget
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
White hat hacker hacks trojan so it distributes anti-virus program to idiots who go ahead and download it anyway
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Well, what else could you name a new tarantula species that is discovered near Folsom Prison and is dressed in black?
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Scientists develop scan that can identify signs of depression, immediately chastise themselves for it
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
Microsoft invented an artificial intelligence that demonstrates wit, erudition, insight and self-reflection in chats. Naturally after ten minutes, most people started to smell a rat
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Meet the solenodon, a mammal from your nightmares that bites like a snake
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
And then this hoveround blew by me doing a hundred easy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russia and Canada just blew that whole "The US is too vast to have fast broadband" thing right out the water
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(Wow 24/7)
 
 
 
Fallout fan told he could only get a full refund on his partially defective limited edition soundtrack set if he smashed all the vinyls and sent pictures. So
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(Gizmag)
 
 
 
Germany's Wendelstein 7-X fusion reactor produces first flash of hydrogen plasma. Scientists say they'd have had it 18 months ago if not for pesky time travelers constantly interrupting them
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(Ubergizmo)
 
 
 
If you didn't have your iPhone repaired by Apple, the latest iOS update will brick it and erase all your data and files
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Get your RIP Redd Foxx memes ready, Firefox OS is dead
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
In 1954 a population of fruit flies was put into the dark. 1,400 generations without light have now passed. Sorry creationists you might want to stick your fingers in your ears and hum real loud, because evolution ensued
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The circumflex surrenders
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Chinese researchers now closer to creating an "artificial sun" which would create limitless clean energy, but are having difficulty finding a way to meet their required pollution standards
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(Den of Geek (US))
 
 
 
So why does the Empire keep building Death Stars?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google to expand self-driving car testing to Washington State. Apparently they want to put them through the toughest driving conditions in the nation - stopping every other block at each coffee shop they pass
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
XCOM 2 has been released, and here's how to tweak it to your heart's content. Sending out 60 XCOM recruits in a mission sounds ridiculously awesome until they all miss that 99% shot
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(Digital Trends)
 
 
 
Scientists have sequenced the genome of bedbugs in order to find ways to eradicate them
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Thu February 04, 2016
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Martian cauliflowers could be proof of Martian life
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Babies are born with super vision
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple bans app designed to work with Samsung devices. Just kidding, Google banned it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Science has no idea why we have chins
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Study finds half of all attacks on people by large carnivores were triggered by people doing nothing at all
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Someone made a Deadpool red band trailer using nothing but Legos. You'll laugh, you'll cry, then you'll immediately Google where to get Deadpool Legos like I did because no mom, I'm not moving out of the basement so stop asking
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Wed February 03, 2016
(Mic)
 
 
 
Turns out the five-second rule is more of an actual scientific theory than a rule of thumb
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Researchers find evidence that ravens possess a "Theory of the Mind". which in humans, is the basis of all higher-order thought and cognition, inlcuding language, but in ravens seems to mostly make them paranoid as hell
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Soviet-era Exakta camera found buried in mud in Oregon's Columbia River Gorge, but no one can say exakta how it got there
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(The Scientist)
 
 
 
In related news, your armpits have an ecosystem
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's hard to believe, but there are still people out there that don't realize Google will keep everything it has on you, for eternity
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Update: The poop that scientists thought they found in the beards of dirty hipsters turns out to be medicine. Enjoy
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(Red Bull)
 
 
 
This massive eSports guy reckons weightlifting makes him a better gamer
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Microsoft says after six months Windows 10 has passed XP in number of users. The news will eventually reach Vista and ME customers just as soon as their computers finally boot up
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
The DC comic book universe is getting a reboot. Yet. Again
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Germans fire up the largest stellarator fusion device in the world. What could possibly go wr
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Futurologist says that humans will merge with computers by 2050. Critics say he's late on that prediction since it's now impossible to pry an iPhone out of the hands of a 16-year-old
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(Short List)
 
 
 
There's a Windows 95 emulator now so you can show your kids what computing was like in the stone age
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(Extreme Tech)
 
 
 
Microsoft to start pushing Windows 10 as a recommended update, thereby guaranteeing that you will be visiting your mother soon
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(PhD Comics)
 
 
 
Complete instructions on how to write an abstract for a peer-reviewed scientific paper in cartoon form. Still no cure for introduction, methods, results, and discussion
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(From the Grapevine)
 
 
 
Early humans slowly grew to appreciate eating turtles: "It was a sort of supplementary dish, maybe like a dessert or an opener to dinner"
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
What happens to your social media accounts, email and online finances after you die? The Florida Legislature is trying to figure it out
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(Metro US)
 
 
 
Drexel College designates new off-campus residence hall as "foodie dorm" for food-obsessed hospitality majors. "Programming planned for the learning spaces includes cooking classes and lessons on ways to start and manage restaurants or food trucks"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
G-5. You sunk my battleship
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Tue February 02, 2016
(NASA)
 
 
 
For centuries an optical illusion has been tricking everyone about the size of Saturn's rings
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cocktails Bear Grylls would love. Mmm, salty (Not safe for work content in sidebar)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Data collection on "selfie" fatalities. "Hold my beer and watch this" fatalities not impressed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Expert claims the Milky Way galaxy may have died billions of years ago, but we don't know it yet
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(The Wire (India))
 
 
 
How Big Data is changing the results of medical research
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Saturn may be flashy and pretty, and Jupiter may be huge and dramatic, but they can't hold a candle to Uranus
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(Tales of the Cocktail)
 
 
 
With all the water, spirits, acids and cleaning chemicals you come in contact with, your hands will be destroyed if you decide to become a professional bartender. And don't get me started on your liver
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Current predominant flu strain this year is H1N1, which you may recall from such past hits as The 1918 Influenza Pandemic
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Researchers announce cancer breakthrough involving killing infected cells by getting them addicted to drugs. Say they'd have done it earlier, but they had to turn the pancreas into a bad neighborhood first
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Whoever said that hoarding 1,500 gallons of your own urine couldn't lead to something good?
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(National Geographic)
 
Weeners
 
Scientists discover a 99 million year old insect. With an erection
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(Science 2.0)
 
 
 
Glyphosate, aka Roundup, becomes the most popular weed killer in human history because it's so benign: "Glyphosate and baloney have the same warning labels on them, despite the fact that baloney is far more hazardous to human health"
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Why everybody needs to PANIC
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(Science Recorder)
 
 
 
Scientists finally figured out why our brains are more wrinkled than Hugh Hefner's balls
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(WWLTV New Orleans)
 
 
 
Scientists think they've found a long-lasting, non-addictive, natural painkiller. Bonus: your body creates it
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(The Stack)
 
 
 
If you type by hunt-and-peck, it may stand against you one of these days
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
A gigantic species of nope discovered in Oregon
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Earth isn't one planet, it's actually two of them mashed together after a collision like the fist of an angry god
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Today, on KILL IT WITH FIRE: Mutant sea creature with no fins, a human nose, two feet with toes, tail, and wings baffles Caribbean island. Because the islanders are always "baffled" right before the attack
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Guy invents anti-telemarketer robot, collects every hero award known to man
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Thanks to various changes in food production in recent decades, green leafy vegetables are 4 times more likely to cause multi-state contamination epidemics than they were 40 years ago
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(PCWorld)
 
 
 
Game project canceled after developers blow huge amounts of cash on booze and strippers, and then waste the rest
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Mon February 01, 2016
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Not news: Mother hears her son's heartbeat for the first time. Sad but awesome news: Mother hears her son's heartbeat for the first time inside 4-year-old girl's chest
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Hippy smell could cure Leukemia
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(Grub Street)
 
 
 
Ammon Bundy, folk hero, gets a donut named after him
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(Wired)
 
 
 
You think your kid's school entrance exams are tough? Palo Alto middle school kicks boy out after seeing the results of his DNA test, parents' Buick Riviera
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(cockroach.com)
 
 
 
Scientists and officials assure residents of Bristol, England that the bizarre hum they have been hearing for 40 years now is absolutely normal. Nothing to see here. Move along
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Dutch police are training eagles to capture drones, even though they're woefully short of mutant extra-long-necked giraffes to capture the eagles (Warning: some images are graphic)
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(The Space Reporter)
 
 
 
NASA releases Ceres fly-by video. Still no sign of Riddick
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists have been given the greenlight to begin genetic modification of human embryos
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
On the upside, your erectile dysfunction will be gone. Although there is a very small possibility that your penis might explode
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So my girlfriend asked why I carried a handgun in the kitchen. I told her "In case of government spies." She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. It was a good morning
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(Time)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter how much you want to or how much money you have, here is why the moon cannot be owned
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Elon Musk says the solution to traffic jams is to put all the traffic underground
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(Info Wars)
 
 
 
Pro tip: If you don't want hackers to take control of a $200 million NASA drone, have the network admin change his SSH password to something other than the default
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