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Sun September 24, 2017
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Eighty years after its release, a look back at one of the most infamous boring books of all time that really needed a good editor to tighten it up
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Will Alicia prove to be as ineffective a leader as Madison? Will Jake and Junkie Depp return to the ranch in time to save everyone? Will the looming threat be zombies or preppers? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Will Discovery be a success like Deep Space Nine or a failure like Voyager? Will Trek fans accept the new Klingons and the retcons? Will anyone watch it once it goes to CBS streaming? Star Trek Discovery, 8:30pm ET, CBS (but just this once)
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(Metro)
 
 
 
That's a funny way to spell "Grey's Anatomy"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Dame Judi Dench on acting, Shakespeare, playing Queen Victoria and why less is always more
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Kingsman: The Golden Circle scrapes together $40 million for a #1 spot, knocking It to #2 with $29 million. The Lego Ninjago Movie is #3 with $20 million, Mother plunking to #6 with $3.25 million, Friend Request blocked at #8 with $1.8 million
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Banned Books Week kicks off today, so let's look at some books you may not have realized face heavy censorship from uppity religious groups and overzealous parents
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(Some Pop Guy)
 
 
 
Sure, many music snobs like to look down on mere "pop" songs, but the fact is pop music is what makes the world go round. So, which are the best of all time? Share (and defend) your picks in the Sunday Morning Music Club
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How animation styles have affected storytelling. CGI...The Liberal Menace
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wonder why I never saw that coming
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Charles Bradley, the late-in-life soul singer who rose to fame in 2002, has died at 68
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Sat September 23, 2017
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Colin Firth to also take the name Colino Firthoni
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This just in: George Clooney has broken ranks
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(Men's Fitness)
 
 
 
Anthony "Abs" Bourdain shows off his eight-pack on Rome vacation
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Soulless ginger leprechaun Ed Sheeran thinks he has enough fans in the US to fill arenas
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Join me in wishing a happy 68th birthday to America's greatest rock and roll musician, Bruce Springsteen. LIKE A BOSS
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(Wired)
 
 
 
New Star Trek show goes where no Star Trek show has gone before, into a world with many new players and technologies, where once a half-arsed scifi show could rake in the dough without much effort. Now, you have to be good
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
♫One day Zecora came down with swamp fever - Fluttershy swore she'd be the one to save her - no cure exists and the zebra is not immune - but they wouldn't kill off a character on a kid's cartoon♫ My Little Pony Saturday Discovery Family 11:30 am EST
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The folks at IO9 are trying to settle an unsettleable argument: which Batman is the best Batman? Somehow, subby's vote for George Clooney keeps getting soundly ridiculed
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Shania Twain opens up about her fight with Lyme disease and her husband cheating on her while she fought the disease. On the plus side, she has a new country song
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Golden Girls return to the catwalk. Thank you for being a friend
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Morrissey has done the unthinkable and has turned the insurmountable criticism surrounding his music into something just as good as notoriety and sales: martyrdom. EVERYBODY PANIC
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Fri September 22, 2017
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton novel "The President is Missing" to come to Showtime. To be followed by his bio-pic "The President's Pants are Missing"
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(NewsOK)
 
 
 
Oklahoma ventriloquist wins America's Got Talent with double-dummy performance, announces she will be joining the Golden State Warriors next season
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wes Anderson's new doggy film set in Japan. Bill Murray wants steak and maybe a Japanese accent
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Joe Piscopo dances with Cal Thomas while doing Sinatra. Do I really need a punchline?
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
Joe Piscopo's solution to end the North Korean threat in just two days requires two Italians and a Buick
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
More rich people problems: Attempting to beat your Hamptons riding horse before it's dead during a competition
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wu-Tang Clan rips Pharma Bro Martin Shkreli a new one on diss track 'Lesson Learn'd'
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Clerks star died after taking 37 painkillers. In a row?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks decries political correctness as "the death of comedy," says 'Blazing Saddles' could never get made today
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams pretended to be Liam Gallagher so he could have sex in a hotel. Take that, Liam
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(BBC)
 
 
 
If your record label is dropping you from its roster don't worry. Beyonce's record label has got you covered
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
And yet even more rich white people problems: Marilyn Manson blames Columbine shooting for destroying his career
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert releases his very own leaked meltdown tape since Lawrence O'Donnell's was leaked for him
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
47-year-old Heather Graham looking remarkably like 27-year-old Heather Graham
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And here we have Darren Aronofsky responding to the news Mother got just as bad a grade as he did in directing school
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(Facebook)
 
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Fox News complains Jimmy Kimmel isn't qualified to talk about politics. Would prefer to talk to experts like Gene Simmons, Chick Norris, Tim Allen and Ted Nugent
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(Vulture)
 
 
 
How the real homeowner of Laura Palmer's house ended up starring in the series's final scene
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Hollywood: "Work fourteen-plus hours a day for us." Actor/crew member driving home: *crash*. Hollywood: *surprised face*
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The eight most inappropriate, racist, and otherwise bizarre moments in Disney movies the company could not get away with now. The crows from Dumbo are probably the worst
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Thu September 21, 2017
(Fox)
 
 
 
What will Bortus and his mate do about their female hatchling? Will Alara get in trouble for disobeying an admiral? Will Ed and Kelly have regretful ex-sex? It's your "The Orville" thread. (9pm EDT)
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Penguin's back in charge, R'as al Ghul takes his daughter to work, and the kid puts on a mask and goes Oliver Queen. It's the season premiere of "A Dark (and Stormy ) Knight", the front end of Season 4 of "Gotham", 8 PM ET, FOX
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rick Flair discusses what almost killed him. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
This just in: Jerry Lewis continues to be a dick from beyond the grave
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder says he's content with leaving the post production of "Justice League" alone to Joss Whedon
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Rick and Morty' co-creator Dan Harmon utterly squanches trolls attacking his new female writers: 'I loathe these people'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate writer very upset that you are not satisfied with the currently available amount of Punisher media. How dare you
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Portland's Rose City Comic Con bans Nazi COSPlayers...and HYDRA costumes, for good measure. Agent Bob unavailable for comment
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(Zappa.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Jem and The Holograms. New desecration: Hologram Frank Zappa
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise partially responsible for two deaths in plane crash. Three if you count Goose
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(Slate)
 
 
 
17 Nic Cage movies you didn't know existed. Subby admits to having seen 10 - how did you do?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel on Fox News host Brian Kilmeade: "This is a guy...who whenever I see him kisses my ass like a little boy meeting Batman....Brian Kilmeade is a phony little creep"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lambda Lambda Lambda mourns loss of U.N. Jefferson
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(Independent)
 
Weeners
 
Netflix pulls kids cartoon because of some dick
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"I just got you, sucka," said the Grim Reaper to Bernie Casey
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently Billy Bush's wife has finally listened to his "Access Hollywood" interview with Donald Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Yoko sues company over John Lemon lemonade. I hope nobody cares about my new coffee shop, Ringo Starbucks
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Wed September 20, 2017
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Anthony Michael Hall convicted of assaulting neighbor, possibly with a breakfast club
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Lawrence O'Donnell channels his inner Bill O'Reilly
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(Time)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones spin-offs will not include Dunk & Egg. "It would feel too much like a twice-told tale." They just don't do that kind of thing more than 5 years in a row
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's your shameful summer guilty pleasure, and it concludes tonight, so get your pots and pans ready, meatballs. "Big Brother" crowns a champion tonight at 8 PM, ET, CBS. Friendship
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (9/20): Satan builds an Ark to show up Noah, Alternate universe Batman becomes The Flash, Bloodshot has a daughter, and Wonder Woman teams up with Conan the Barbarian. I will ponder this in my bunk
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
You'd think a Teenage Witch could stop a hurricane but Black Magic can barely make tone-deaf Instagram posts go away; Melissa Joan Hart went Full Omarion over Maria
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Frank Castle brings the pain in the trailer for Marvel's "The Punisher" on Netflix (not safe for work)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Overzealous Photoshop adds a couple of inches to one of Alicia Vikander's body parts in new Tomb Raider movie poster. And no, it's not the parts you're thinking of
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
As Firefly's hero once said: "We may have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one"
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
"Bands were going way over their time. The Grateful Dead played for hours. I've always been angry at them for that. A 45-minute version of "Turn On Your Love Light," - I mean, please. I was pulling my hair out"
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The tracklist for Morrissey's new album reads like the comment section from the Politics tab or the Daily Mail
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Matthew Vaughn wants to make a new Fantastic Four movie to apologize for his part in the last one
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
She'll be back
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hide your jewels- it's the first official Tomb Raider trailer
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Disney's Moana is connecting a generation of young New Zealanders to their Maori heritage. Past Disney movies still primarily connect white American girls to their inner bratty princess
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons of KISS also likes Trump. What? A preening, self-righteous, talentless, narcissist thinks Trump is OK? No, really?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Tucker Carlson asks the hard questions: "Are there any federal regulations on witchcraft?"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The video for Leonard Cohen's "Leaving the Table" is a work of art and a fitting epilogue to a great career
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(Krypton Radio)
 
 
 
"Star Trek Discovery" is poised for success. Or a major faceplant, depending on
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Tue September 19, 2017
(The PRP)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson fondly recalls drunken escapades with Johnny Depp and Hunter S. Thompson, reveals he has mended fences with NIN frontman Trent Reznor. In other news, the rest of the world has moved past the Nineties
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Studio Ghibli's culture of 'deep trust'. A distinct contrast to Hollywood, where "if something goes wrong, you immediately take someone to court"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Subby's Geocities website is finally vindicated as Avril Lavigne is revealed to be the most dangerous person on the planet
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Ever the pro, Dolly Parton didn't say anything about any White House occupant & please visit her Dollywood Amusement Park in red Tennessee; "How about a shout out for Dabney Coleman out there? I'm just here to have a good time tonight"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Not feeling pessimistic about Star Trek: Discovery? Here's an article where the lead boasts about being "the first black lead of a Star Trek"
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Fox decides to put "Orville" against Thursday Night Football instead of Sunday Night Football
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
That awkward moment when a spoof of your show has fans more interested than the actual show
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Must be a day ending in "Y" as Fox News is sued, again, for sexual harassment
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Emily Ratajkowski asks the publications she poses for am I not hot enough? Lay off the photoshop FFS
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Sure, we all remember 'Spider-Man' and 'The Incredible Hulk,' but do you remember that Dr. Strange and Captain America also had their own television shows in the 1970s?
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Mon September 18, 2017
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Steven Spielberg believes in aliens
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Playboy model considers breast reduction after getting sucker-punched by own boob while jogging. (Likely not safe for work)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A fantastic Twitter thread on how LotR is really just a history of the Hobbit's pipe-weed trafficking organization Kingpinned by Bilbo and then Frodo. (And no matter how much you hate Twitter, it's still worth the read)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sterling K. Brown won the Emmy for Best Actor in a Drama series in an historic win. His speech was epic, his speech was motivated by political--[MUSIC PLAYS OFF SUBBY'S HEADLINE]
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Netflix orders a 'Stranger Things' pop-up bar to knock it off in the nicest possible way
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons: "If I could, I would trademark the air you breathe. Every breath. Yes, I would. Instead of worrying what people think, I just go my merry way and do whatever I want to do"
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(Golf Digest)
 
 
 
The hottest naked/near naked Rolling Stone covers of all time. OF ALL TIME (NSFW)
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga postpones European tour due to severe pain issues, possible after-effects of being caught in golf-ball dimpling machine
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Dean Morgan and Hilarie Burton expecting their second child. No matter the gender, hopefully they name it Negan
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Let's just say, it might be easier to list those who didn't have something to say about Trump at the Emmys
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Commander Riker accidently reveals Star Trek Discovery will boldly go where his crew never managed to go before
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Nobody wants Johnny Depp's horse farm
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(Huffington Post (Australia))
 
 
 
America on Spiceweasel's Emmy cameo: "TOO SOON"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh this is going to piss Trump off
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Snekretary crashes Emmys
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