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Sun April 17, 2016
(NPR)
 
 
 
For $1,000... Celebrating the 50th year of his career, this man has extensive knowledge of Jap Anus Relations, and Anal Bum Cover
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(Christian Post)
 
 
 
Junkie Depp learns swimming is a mistake, so the boat heads for land. Alicia trusts the voice on the radio, Victor is mysterious, and Madison and Travis remain boring. It's your Fear the Walking Dead Discussion Thread, 9pm ET on AMC
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Stop trying to make Kevin Hart and The Rock a thing, Hollywood
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Every Dazed and Confused character ranked by coolness. Discuss
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman to finally adapt Good Omens as a television series after being given a letter written by Sir Terry Pratchett to be delivered upon Pratchett's demise
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Steam game Rust is randomly and permanently changing some gamers' characters into females, and people are taking it about as well as you'd expect
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
There's an escape room boom
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
DC Comics's New 52 Superman has lost his powers, his costume, his secret identity, his dignity, and now he gets to die for good
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
President Obama: "Can I get an advance copy of Game of Thrones?" HBO: "Sure thing, sir." Journalists: "LOL FOIA request"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Jungle Book has the bare necessities of a blockbuster, #1 at the box office with $88 million. Barbershop 3 is #2 with $19.4 million, The Boss demoted to #4 with $10 million. And Batman V Superman continues to fail, dropping to #4 with $9 million
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sunday Jazz on Fark: Nancy Wilson in concert
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Axl Rose to supplement the 'Not In This Lifetime' Guns N' Roses tour with the 'Are You Farking Kidding Me?' AC/DC tour
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
It's official: We know who wins in a battle between Batman v. Superman v. Deadpool
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fans can kiss Ace Frehley's New York concert goodbye
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Sat April 16, 2016
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of Patrick Stewart posing as Negan
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Luke Skywalker...you are NOT the father
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I'm sure Jon Favreau will be glad to know he's the "Anti-Auteur". Who gets that award next? Michael Bay?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
CBS is fighting back on a 'Judge Judy' lawsuit, saying the agent associated with the show in not entitled to the money. Tag is for if Judge Judy has to hear the case
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(Slate)
 
 
 
1986: The year Bon Jovi ruined everything
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline that sounds like it came from a Mad-lib: "Phish drummer obtains protection order against Belfast chimney sweep"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Flea doesn't care about the criticism levied at him for his abysmal performance of the National Anthem
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Other than the obvious -- Lord of the Rings, A Song of Fire and Ice, Harry Potter -- what other epic fantasy books should everyone be reading? It's your Saturday Book Thread, with a heaping dose of dragons, wizards and more
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Ten classic rock songs radio stations need to stop playing NOW. Man. People get outraged over the silliest things
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Performers in Broadway's biggest hit will be earning a lot more Hamiltons and Benjamins
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Coachella promoter looks to book a bunch of old guys into mega concert, to be called "The Catch Us Before 2016 Does" show
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
It's a Spike episode this week on My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, so just close your eyes and think of Derpy during "Gauntet of Fire", 11:30 AM on Discovery Family
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham learns the hard way that if you're going to have a meltdown about not being on the air you probably shouldn't be on the air when you do it
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Why the hell aren't we hearing more about Star Trek Beyond?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
You've always been the caretaker. I should know sir. I've always been here
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Michael Bublé eats corn on the cob tip-first, like a goddamn banana. Or corn dog. Or popsicle. Or other longer-than-they-are-wide things
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Prince makes an emergency landing due 2 flu
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This article sure has a strange way of spelling "Gene Hackman", but whatever
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Fri April 15, 2016
(Adweek)
 
 
 
In her off time, "Lily" of AT&T commercial fame documents plight of Syrian refugees, directs commercials for Cracker Barrel Mac and Cheese, stars in Farkers' personal fantasies
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(ScreenCrush)
 
 
 
Alas, the mythical Asian is so rare, to properly portray them in film we must consider using CGI to "shift the ethnicity" of a white actor. It is the only possible way
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
♫ You know my buddies like their chicken fried ♫ A little coke on a Friday night ♫ A couple strippers then the cops arrive ♫ But they cover it uuuu-i-uuu-up ♫
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
"For those who care," here is why C-3PO's arm was red in "The Force Awakens"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The future of movie theater food, and why have I never attended this trade show before?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Game of Thrones may have two shortened final seasons, both of which will air before book six is released
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"It's the worst f-ing job in the world," says someone who isn't an elephant proctologist
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(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
We have to fear 'The Walking Dead' for a third season
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Chinese military de-constructs Zootopia to reveal a hidden Western threat
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Let's allow texting during movies in our theatres." WellThatEscalatedQuickly.jpg "I mean, let's ban texting altogether in our theatres"
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Fox confirms Deadpool 2, says it will have the same writers, directors and cast. How long until they start just reshowing the same movie and wondering if anyone notices?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen and ex-wife Brooke Mueller fight over the amount of child support he owes her. The only question is - what court decided it was a good idea for either one of those two to have anything to do with raising any children?
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(Northampton Herald & Post)
 
 
 
Watch Game of Thrones' Sophie Turner perform Adele's "Hello" as Jon Snow
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Warren Beatty thinks the time is right for a Dick Tracy sequel
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Suicide Squad director David Ayer is interested in making the sequel R rated, hopefully interested in also making it good
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(DCW50)
 
 
 
The Jungle Book is a thrilling, frightening series of chases, battles and characters facing the ultimate demise at every turn. Then, they sing The Bare Necessities
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum says Jurassic World 2 could benefit from a little seasoning of Goldblum
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(Collider)
 
 
 
Looks like John Wick 2 is just 90 minutes of Keanu Reeves shooting people in the head
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
DC's animated Batman: The Killing Joke will be rated R
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gawker media editor: "We're low on hits, we need the most troll-tastic, clickbait-y, retroactively PC headline about the Jungle Book movie, quickly". Writer: "don't worry boss, I've got it"
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Thu April 14, 2016
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Judge clears the way for Katy Perry to buy her dream convent; Will not be the first female resident who kissed a girl
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NY Met loses Maestro James Levine and his epic hair
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(New York Daily News)
 
Audio
 
The audio of the racist rant that Hulk Hogan sued Gawker to keep hidden has finally been released
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Will there be more twerking? Has Helena found her redneck soulmate? How many new Ledas join Clone Club? Will Felix ever get a storyline and how did we get to Iceland? Find out on tonight's premiere of 'Orphan Black' on BBCAmerica at 10PM EDT
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jason Statham to star in "Meg". I have no idea how he plans to stop a shark using falcon kicks and cockney slang
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(CBC)
 
 
 
$1,000,000 no longer enough to buy all the items listed in the Barenaked Ladies song "If I Had $1,000,000." That's cruel
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Legendary 24/7 coffee shop Biff's in Oakland to be torn down, replaced by seven-story "hipster hive" of 255 units. Biff is surprisingly conciliatory
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(TVLine)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Legends of Tomorrow, Rip Hunter needs the help of an old friend to escape a sticky situation. (CW 8ET)
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
James Cameron announces four Avatar sequels, guaranteeing Sigourney Weaver a very comfortable retirement
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Game of Thrones' showrunners make an impassioned argument against reading online spoilers: ''If there was a website called Last Pages of Great Books, would you read that?' Um, actually yes
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(Japan Today)
 
 
 
BABYMETAL rocks America as "Metal Resistance" debuts in top 40 on 4/23 Billboard Album Chart, becoming first Japanese artist to chart there since Kyu Sakamoto and "Sukiyaki"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Late Show with Stephen Colbert has a new show runner: a veteran producer with CBS News
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Like Deadpool and Batman vs. Superman Special Edition, the next movie apparently going for an R rating is ((...spins wheel...)) Despicable Me 3, by casting Trey Parker as the villain
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
♫ It feels like I'm driving drunk every day ♫ Hey Jessie, Hey Jessie ♫
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
New Star Trek series to be yearly anthology. Season Two to boldly go to Jar-Jar's ancestral homeworld
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Watching the uncensored version of Robocop next to the overdubbed made for TV version is like taking a strange trip back in time. (Not safe for work language in video)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It is recommended that you not shine a blacklight on the Suicide Squad cast
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gavin Rossdale could have gotten a huge payout from his ex Gwen Stefani, but since he'll have majority custody of the kids and doesn't want people to know he makes a lot less than her, he wasn't a dick about the divorce
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
Video
 
Gird your city structures, everyone's favorite giant lizard is coming back to Japan in the trailer for Godzilla: Resurgence and it ... looks .... awesome
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Disney may have found their young Han Solo, and it's no one anyone has heard of
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Disney's next film will be about a childish adult who kidnaps children and takes them to his Neverland refuge. It's not the Michael Jackson story, but it could be
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Girls, boys, and others just want to have fun in North Carolina, so Cyndi Lauper is donating her North Carolina concert money to organization dedicated to repealing North Carolina's bathroom law
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Coming soon to The Ocho, drone racing
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Maisie Williams confirms fan favorite is most definitely dead. No not him, no not her, no not them either. Try again
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(Doctor Who News)
 
 
 
Gareth Thomas, who played Roj Blake in Blake's 7, has become a ghost for the last time
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
X-Men: the perfect way to reboot a franchise?
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
And what happens after Avengers: Infinity Wars comes to an end? Well Phase 4 begins, of course
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Seeing a movie in a theater is about to become even less enjoyable
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
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Wed April 13, 2016
(Slate)
 
 
 
Nena, singer of 99 Luftballons, is back with new single. In Germany, she's never really left as she's had 14 top ten singles over the years
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
More catfighting from the recent RnR HOF ceremony: The Black Keys were pissed that Steve Miller didn't know who they were
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline : Gwyneth Paltrow Would Rather Smoke Crack Than Eat Cheese
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt, spaceship, swimming pool, malfunction, androids, you've already clicked the link
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(Slate)
 
 
 
NPR was a communist experiment that sold out, and now deserves to die. Good grief, this article is long, isn't there an audio version?
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(The TV Page)
 
 
 
Former cheerleader featured on '16 and Pregnant' is now 21 and pregnant again. For the fifth time
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul finale is Monday. Look at me Hector, a nemesis may return
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
First the iPhone, now Castle Black: Obama wants, and will get, advance copies of 'Game of Thrones' ultra-secret season 6
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Financially troubled Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson certainly has enough money to throw at strippers
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Fresh from their Happy Birthday song victory, lawyers try to overcome the copyright for "We Shall Overcome"
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
And the Oscar for Best Unsupported Actress goes to
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
I don't know what "an MTV Movie awards" is but it gave us a Captain America: Civil War sneak peak. So good on it, whatever it is
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Jeffrey Dean Morgan discusses Negan, the character we saw for about two minutes on the season six finale of The Walking Dead
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The original Star Wars trilogy will be touring this year -- but there's a catch
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"I saw the actor that plays Superman, Henry Cavill, at the airport with his support dog," she adds. "That was a little disappointing. He's Superman"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Okay 2016: you took Bowie, fine. Rickman, so it goes. Merle, okay. But when you take me Lucky Charms? Boyo, now yer askin' for trouble
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffett calls the North Carolina LGBT law 'stupid', but he won't cancel any shows there
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Hello, God. This is Balls
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Never tell him the odds, or the final amount bid on his jacket
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(Variety)
 
 
 
It is now confirmed: Ben Affleck will direct a standalone Batman movie
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan shows off her rock. Surprisingly not a crack rock
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth, it's the Doctor Strange trailer
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Tue April 12, 2016
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"We call it 'the archive,' and we haven't released anything from that," Haggard explained. "When I get unable to record or sing anymore or get killed or something, well, they'll probably put it out." - Yep, looks like all of the above
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Sherilyn Fenn tweets new image of herself as Audrey Horne complete with three cherry emojis
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Baaaaaywaaaaaaaatch mooooooooovieeeeeeee getsssssssss aaaaaaa "haaaaaaaaaaard" RRRRRRRRRR raaaaaaaatinnnnnnnnnng
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight on Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, a secret from Malik's past comes out (9:00 on ABC) and Rob Thomas (Matchbox 20) makes a guest appearance on the two-hour season finale of iZombie (8:00-10:00 on the CW)
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider is the worst reviewed actor of all time. The man played a carrot and fought Jaws, what more could be asked of him?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The "David Gest Is Not Dead, But Alive With Soul" musical tour has been cancelled because David Gest is, in fact, dead
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(Team Coco)
 
 
 
If there's a more appropriate place than North Korea to interview one of the stars of "The Walking Dead," then Subby's not interested in hearing about it
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Iggy Azalea threatens fiancé's penis live on the air. Well, on the air, she threatened to cut it off. I don't think she was going to do performance art. Though maybe
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Beloved child author Beverly Cleary joins the Century Club
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(Action A Go-Go)
 
 
 
Someone uses 80's and 90's era action movies as inspiration for poems. Here is an example: Take the top from out the ark, and melt thy face from lots of Nazis' Quoth Indiana, `Look away'
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(Tom Holland's Terror Time)
 
 
 
'Bill & Ted's 3' closer then we thought according to star Alex Winter. It's happening
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Not even President Obama has been able to find out if Jon Snow is alive or dead
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
He recorded an album with Al Kooper and played on Frank Zappa's Hot Rats when he was 15. By 21, he had three albums under his belt. He declined offers to join the Stones, Bowie and Blood, Sweat & Tears, He turned recluse in the 70's. Now he's back
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Saved by the Bell actor saved from his final month in jail
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How bad is the presidential race right now? It's got Kevin Spacey thinking that 'House of Cards' is too tame in comparison
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian admits she's a member of the Mile-High Club. Membership in the Gormless Attention Whore Club, Rusty Trombone Club and DVDA Club yet to be confirmed
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Final episode of "American Idol" draws 13.3 million viewers. Mostly those who used to watch in the early years just to see if Paula Abdul would make it all the way through the show without falling down
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher says it's wrong that Axl Rose could front AC/DC, proving that a broken clock is indeed right twice a day
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The creative team behind the Deadpool movie were just as surprised as everyone else at the film's success
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Swiper, no vaping. Swiper, no vaping
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
All right, fess up Farkers. Which one of you is responsible for this?
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(Mad Magazine)
 
 
 
The usual gang of idiots loses yet another member. Mad magazine's Lenny Brenner goes off to the tomato smashing kitchen in the sky
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(Blastr)
 
 
 
Looks like Jane Foster won't be touching Thor's hammer anymore
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Mon April 11, 2016
(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
Phil Collins reshoots all his album covers for re-releases, and the results are strangely compelling
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This just in, children can resemble their parents
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" pairs well with The Wizard of Oz, but it is even better with The Force Awakens
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Author who made her name detailing her swinger's life and loved threesomes, foursomes and bondage tells why she is happy to lose her sex drive." Sounds more like she burned it out
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'The Walking Dead's' Director/Producer Greg Nicotero posts video of exploding heads he's testing out
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She was all he'd ever want, she's the kind he'd like to flaunt and take to dinner, but now Tom Jones' lady has passed away. F Cancer/2016
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
AH...ha....ha....ha....ha. The second trailer for The Suicide Squad
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Jimmy Page and Robert Plant lost their bid to avoid a trial over claims to "Stairway to Heaven." Their lawyers are upbeat and promise a new legal strategy saying there's still time to change the road they're on
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Game of Thrones Season 6 Trailer #2
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Warner Bros: So everybody hated "Batman vs Superman"? *flopsweat* well, uh, HEY you kids all like that "Deadpool" movie right? SO how about we do a theatrical release of the R-RATED Batman vs. Superman? You'll FLOCK to see that, right? Please?
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Reunited ELO holds dazzling four-star concert in Manchester. "ELO's back catalogue has been sampled by the likes of Daft Punk, Common, Cassius and Snoop Dogg - they are no longer unhip"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five things you may not have known about Manos: The Hands of Fate, one of the worst movies ever made and a longtime staple of MST3K
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Metallica's Enter Sandman has been turned into a folk song by a band of four sisters who say they're impressed by its "poetry"
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Mark Hamill may have tweeted a massive spoiler about the nature of Rey's training in Episode 8
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Nobody likes a cockblock
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You can now add Jim Carrey's name to the list of celebrities who have left unexpectedly large restaurant tips
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