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Sun December 22, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
American Gladiators star Nitro needs some Nitro after suffering a heart attack
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Ten remarkable things about Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
CeeLo confirms Gnarls Barkley reunion. That's crazy
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Review of worst 50 albums of the year or worst review of 50 albums of the year? c)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
So long MSNBC, its been good to know ya
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel officially takes Groot in the Marvel cinematic universe
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Ben Stiller is still threatening a Zoolander sequel
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(Optimal Human Modulation)
 
 
 
You know the feeling of peace one gets from watching Bob Ross' The Joy of Painting? This is the same thing, except instead of happy trees, one ends up with shiny stars and planets in the vacuum of deep space
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Slade readying a new album for 2014. No word if it will runaway to the top of the charts
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Anchorman 2 gives The Hobbit 2 a run for its money as audiences flock to see Ron Burgundy and company return to the big screen, with the two sequels at the top of the box office while Frozen remains strong
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
If you were hoping to see Anna Paquin in the new X-Men movie, we've got some bad news for you. Subby volunteers to console poor Anna over her scenes getting cut. Here, Anna, come cry on my shoulder, it'll all be okay
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Every year, the long list of Oscar contenders includes a handful of movies claiming to be "based on a true story." How truthful are they this year?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Benedict Cumberbatch didn't just voice Smaug; he also did some motion-capture work...and got REALLY into it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Begun, the attention whores have
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Onion's AV Club revisits the Ninth Doctor, the character meant to bring Doctor Who to modern audiences. No, not that one. Or that one, either
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Nothing says Christmas better than an adorable all-boys choir on the steps of Federal Hall singing "I Fought The Law" (w/video)
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(Memolition)
 
 
 
What is less well known about Jim Henson's characters is the fact that nearly all of the seemingly innocent, loveable characters suffer from some form of mental illness or personality disorder
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
The most watched television program on Christmas Day in New York returns once again. FARK: It has no people, animals or cars
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Although she was one of the first-ever Victoria Secret's models in the 1990s, Stephanie Seymour is now 45, overweight, and has a bit of a hunched back. Just kidding. She is still hot as fark
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Better Call Saul realized it better call some Breaking Bad screenwriters
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's hard out there for an artery: Three Six Mafia founder Lord Infamous dies of heart attack at age 40
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Sat December 21, 2013
(Salon)
 
 
 
David Byrne talks about future of music in the free streaming tomorrow: "Do you really think people are going to keep putting time and effort into this, if no one is making any money?"
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(Star 101.3)
 
 
 
Homeless man digging through trash claims he was in Carlos Santana's original band. Turns out he was telling the truth, and Santana went to go see him
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves' new movie 47 Ronin is so bad that one reviewer is blaming demons for Reeves' acting
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Steve Martin quickly deletes racist tweet. Some people have a way with words; other people... no have way, I guess
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone on using his characters to scare off his daughters' dates: 'I come to the door with a headband on and a butcher knife and go, ''I'm coming for you. When you touch them, you touch Rambo'''
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(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Do do do do do do do dodo dododo dodo check out Duran Duran's "Hungry Like The Wolf" Isolated Tracks:
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(Vimeo)
 
 
 
The h i s t o r y ᴑᶂ ᵃᶳᵖᵉᶜᶧ ᴿᴬᵀᴵᴼ
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The twenty-three "most explosive" music feuds from 2013. And most of them involve folks known for making hip hop
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Meet the one person in the world who hates Hall & Oates
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(Zap2It)
 
 
 
MTV to debut a new show called "Jerks With Cameras", hopes to compete against a similar show, "Celebrity Apprentice"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What is The Fonz up to now? Well, since it's the holiday season, odds are he's eating cold ravioli from the can in his one bedroom apartment. Or, Pantomime shows in London. Either/or
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Can Spike overcome sidekick status to save Maretropolis? Will the Super Six be able to stop the Mane-iac? My Pinkie Sense is tingling, so it must be time for 'Power Ponies', this week on MLP: FiM (10:30a est, HubTV)
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Could it be that their 15 minutes are up? Is our long national nightmare over? Along with their ratings being in the toilet, magazine covers with any of the Kardashians on the cover aren't selling
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(G33kpr0n)
 
 
 
The top 10 Christmas movies, that aren't about Christmas. Yes, Die Hard wins
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Although he made a career out of brilliantly inspired works of cinema, perhaps Steven Spielberg's greatest contribution to mankind was 'Pinky and the Brain'
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
What porn stars do when the porn industry shuts down. Hint: It's still not you
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Fri December 20, 2013
(HitFix)
 
 
 
John Oliver gives a tearful goodbye to The Daily Show as he heads off to pay cable pastures
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(CiteWorld)
 
 
 
Iron Maiden tracked down the nations with the heaviest BitTorrent piracy of its music, then instead of sending in the lawyers, it played gigs in those countries
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Kate Upton breaks up with boyfriend, reportedly scouring Fark.com for "hot middle-aged men"
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(Baeble Music)
 
 
 
We're pretty bored with Ron Burgundy, and so is Will Ferrell
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(io9)
 
 
 
Apart from Jesus, is Sherlock Holmes the most popular fictional character of all time?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guys... Guys... Enough about Congress and the Pope - Sean Penn's daughter is HOT
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Arcade Fire are headlining Glastonbury because they're a bigger draw than Fleetwood Mac
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(Newser)
 
 
 
Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson has had Sarah Palin & Bobby Jindal rush to his aid in the wake of his suspension from A&E and the list of Republican names is growing. In an appearance yesterday, Newt Gingrich likened Robertson to ... Pope Francis
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(Today)
 
 
 
The daughter of Tina Louise says the Professor should be gay in the new Gilligan's Island movie. Wait--you mean the Professor WASN'T gay?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Here's your first Christmas present: Tarantino isn't making Kill Bill 3
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Artist imagines what classic toys would look like if they aged - and not well
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(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
Not News: Prominent gay editor comes out with his opinion on Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson's comments. Fark: Defending the man; "He's a reality show character, for Pete's sake. Not an A&E spokesman"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
THEY'RE BACK - The Expendables 3 teaser trailer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling to collaborate on new West End stage play: "Harry Potter: The Early Years"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Robertsons finally speak: No Phil, no show. Your move, A&E
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Thu December 19, 2013
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Cat Stevens reacts to his Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction: "I don't see myself holding hands with the lead singer of Kiss"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sure, why not? I mean, if you're a fan of a vile child raper, you might as well get a tattoo of his mugshot, too. Mega lolz
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(Comic Book Resources)
 
 
 
"Screw" magazine founder Al Goldstein gets stiff at age 77
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Katie Couric has achieved something spectacular: she has managed to get canned from all three major networks as ABC cancels her daytime talk show
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(The Week)
 
 
 
"Scotchy scotch scotch" shouldn't be an ice cream promotional tie-in for a movie; it should remain an emotional crutch and secret best friend, where it belongs
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Kanye West says his comments about Jews were just ignorant compliments. Well he's half right
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(Some Guy with a mustache)
 
 
 
Maybe there have already been enough greenlit Peter O'Toole articles, But I think this tribute from Paul F. Tompkins is reason enough for just one more
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Duck Dynasty's Bible-thumping homophobe Phil Robertson is also a racist who waxes nostalgic for the days of Jim Crow, when blacks were "singing and happy"
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(BBC America)
 
 
 
In other news, women cry out "Why only 10?"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
BBC interviews random man on the street who turns out to be the Fonz. AAAAAAYYYYYY
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Wanting to protect his rare trucker hat collection, Ashton Kutcher won't marry Mila Kunis without a prenup
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
The Anchorman news team showed up to The Daily Show last night to remind Jon Stewart he's no real news man. Things escalated quickly
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara shares her beauty secrets. Subby is guessing the top of the list is: Be born with gorgeous facial features, statuesque frame, and amazing natural breasts. Oh and an exotic accent and good sense of humor never hurt
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Some guy we used to watch announces the exit of someone we've barely heard of from a show most of us are surprised is still on the air
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Lamar Odom gives Khloe Kardashian $2 million cash, some lovely parting gifts and tells her thanks for playing
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The six creepiest covers of the most disturbing, rapey Christmas song ever written, "Baby It's Cold Outside"
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Paul Rudd, best known for is heroic roles in Anchorman, The 40 Year-Old Virgin, Clueless, and I Love You, Man will portray Ant-Man in Edgar Wright's adaptation of the Marvel comics character
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We lie to our daughter and tell her Bilbo is a girl." Wait...Bilbo isn't a girl?
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence discusses her "copious amounts of butt plugs." Easiest greenlight ever
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
After lackluster ratings for "Mob City", Frank Darabont looks for new sources of income
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian reminds us why we love to hate her
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(Portland Mercury)
 
 
 
Come for the best review of Sarah Palin's new book about Christmas, stay for the Freepers in the comments
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Snot nose little Tommy reports that Uncle Larry has left the building. RIP Larry Lujack
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
A cash-strapped Clancy Brown joins the World of Warcraft film
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Wed December 18, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
It's really true everything tries to kill you in Australia, even the dream vacation you won on Ellen
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
A look back at the Married With Children "It's A Bundyful Life" Christmas special featuring the late Sam Kinison as a guardian angel
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Weird Al Yankovic can finally afford that diamond-encrusted swimming pool
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Some people are shocked, SHOCKED, that the heartfelt Michael Jackson documentary the Jacksons are trying to raise money for is turning out to be a shameful money grab
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(Multichannel News)
 
 
 
DishTV - which runs commercials ad nauseum about how DirectTV constantly raises rates - raises rates
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
The trailer for Adam Sandler's next movie with Drew Barrymore called "Blended" might be the worst thing to happen in the entire history of ever or at least since "Grown Ups 2"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf now discovered plagiarizing Charles Bukowski, Benoît Duteurtre, Tiger Woods, and Robert McNamara, will come full circle to copying himself sooner or later
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson offers $1 million to stop seal hunt. Pamela Anderson offered $1 million to stop acting, by someone who apparently is not familiar with her career
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Keef is 70 today, while his liver remains a stalwart 876. So here he is doing birthday shots on stage and playing "Little T n A." He never sounded better
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Welsh rock star sentenced for child molestation. In other news, there's other Welsh rock stars than Tom Jones
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(io9)
 
 
 
Some guy named Wil Wheaton is reading the audiobook for Warren Ellis's new horror love story, "Dead Pig Collector." And here's a sample of it
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(CBS Houston)
 
 
 
"It seems like, to me, a vagina - as a man - would be more desirable than a man's anus. That's just me. I'm just thinking: There's more there. She's got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes. You know what I'm saying?" Duck yes
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(Independent)
 
 
 
First reviews of Anchorman 2 are in and film is being called "infantile", "absurd" and "a script so skimpily written that it would barely pass muster in an old Jerry Lewis/Dean Martin movie." Well, that escalated quickly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bad: Katy Perry caught lip syncing at music award show. Worse: Decides to sing live
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
We all knew Colin Farrell was a lothario, but THIS? This takes the biscuit
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Neil Burger misses out on directing Divergent sequel. Because he's directing Divergent
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
TV network reprimanded for running condom ad at end of Ice Age 4, reminding parents precisely how they could have gotten out of watching crap TV movies with their kids if they had been thinking several years ago
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you've got about a half an hour to spare, here is everybody that Arnold Schwarzenegger has ever terminated, complete with kill type count
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Bradley Cooper says he actually considered real-life on-set suicide over lack of screen time in Alias. Look Brad, we can all agree there is no GOOD reason to kill yourself, but we can also agree that there ARE ridiculously bad ones
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Tue December 17, 2013
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
There just might be some justice in the Bieber world after all. Little Justin says this next album, due out next week, will be his last
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(io9)
 
 
 
Six-inch Firefly action figures? Shiny
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
The stomach churning history of R. Kelly: In A Minor
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Former Disney star has naked selfies leaked on Tumblr and...hey wait, you clicked already, didn't you? I imagine you're disappointed
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Greg Allman still hanging on to tattered remnants of career but he's not helping himself these days
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark's 2013 Headline of the Year contest: Entertainment headlines
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lamar Odom's daughter perfectly sums up the sentiments of millions when commenting on her dad's split with Khloe Kardashian: "Who cares?"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
A guide to buying video game consoles for Christmas that aren't PS4s or Xbox Ones. In other words, you're going to give a gift that makes Christmas suck for anyone who doesn't do software emulation in their spare time
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr are having the most amicable divorce in history
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Pippi Longstocking arrested for having too many Longnecks
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell recalls meeting Mayor Rob Ford: "He was just ... sweaty"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Rowan Atkinson's controversial Comic Relief sketch about Church of England draws more complaints than any TV show in 2013. In related news, Mr. Bean can talk
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber mocked onstage at the Laugh Factory by the guy from NBC's failed sitcom Whitney (w/video)
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
60 Minutes: A travesty of a mockery of a puff piece of a one-sided sham
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(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
And for those of you who don't live in the real world, it's time for the annual list of fictitious characters on TV who died this year
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan hasn't even started using crayons to write her tell-all memoir and already Michael Lohan is threatening to sue Dina if she "feeds Lindsay fake stories about her childhood"
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
At her trial, Nigella Lawson's former personal assistant reveals something far worse than finding cocaine in her purse all the time: A tube of English mustard
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf admits "I farked up," vows to plagiarize more obscure writer next time
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Host of the 60 Minutes NSA story is eying an intel job with the NYPD. This makes as much sense as anything 60 Minutes has done
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Drunk Peter O'Toole does something to an egg
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(Time)
 
 
 
The ten worst things TV did to us this year. Missing from the list: Homeland
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
2013's top grossing actor? Hint: he used to wear trunks and elbow people
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Ten Christmas songs that won't make you want to rip your eyes off. Spoiler: includes zero Zooey Deschanel
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(Time)
 
 
 
Target says it won't sell Beyonce Knowles' new album because she released it digitally first instead of on CD. That's a hell of a business model there, Target
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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
KISS, Peter Gabriel, Linda Ronstadt, Hall & Oates, Cat Stevens, and Nirvana go into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, giving every single Farker the right to tell youngsters to get off their lawns
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Paul Dini explains why Cartoon Network cancelled Young Justice. Turns out girls don't buy enough toys
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Joseph Gordon-Levitt hopes to star in and direct the adaptation of Neil Gaiman's classic goth tale Sandman
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Judge revokes Chris Brown's probation. Man, I really thought he would beat this
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(Huffington Post UK)
 
 
 
Thank god we have PhotoShop to make Jennifer Lawrence look attractive
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Mon December 16, 2013
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Pitchfork Media will publish limited-run quarterly print magazine at $20/copy, in order to make their laughably precise music reviews seem more credible and authoritative
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sheena Easton, who was Madonna before Madonna and Miley before Miley, is now 54-year-old virtual recluse and invalid living in Las Vegas, with string of failed marriages behind her
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Country music legend Ray Price has passed away at 87. Let's just be glad we had some time to spend together
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Snooki quit drinking after tainting her breast milk which exploded over her dress
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Americans have only one man to blame for denying us access to Nigella Lawson
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
James Cameron wants you to think of "Avatar" as "The Godfather"
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Lady Gaga has a twin? Bonus: With meat
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22 Jump Street red-band trailer. Whatever color-band trailer, this movie still looks stupid
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Finally a top-ranked IPA list written by people who (somewhat) know what they're talking about
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50 years ago, Peter O'Toole fondly recalled the asses of Connemara. "Irish-women still are carrying water on their heads and carrying their husbands home from pubs, and such things are the greatest posture builders in the world"
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Peter Jackson tries to defend splitting The Hobbit into 3 movies as anything other than a pure cash grab
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Andrew Zimmern summarizes top 10 bizarre food trends of 2013, with unvarnished opinions on some of them like the cronut - "brilliant marketing lesson that should be taught at business schools around the country"
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Loew's Kings Theatre in Brooklyn to undergo an insanely exorbitant $100 restoration
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The year of depressing season finales continued last night as Homeland ended in an episode full of chin-weepy goodbyes (spoilers in TFA)
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Interview with Homeland's Rupert Friend goes slightly sideways: "I really want to to do that flying thing where you wear a bat suit and have squirrel wings and zoom about the place" (Sponsored link)
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40 year old man covers himself in tattoos.....of Miley Cyrus. One gives the badly done bride a run for the money
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Charlie Sheen accuses Denise Richards of being the Grinch who ruined Christmas. Well, she does have the face for it
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Melissa Joan Hart is talking about making out with a girl. Does she: c) have a new book coming out. (Warning: autoplay video)
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Mark Wahlberg admits to having a feud with Leonardo DiCaprio. When contacted, DiCaprio says he will have a comment just as soon as he finds out who Mark Wahlberg is
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It turns out "Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure" is even worse than you could've imagined
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Former Teen Mom star Jenelle Evans makes another sound decision, gets arrested. Difficulty: for swearing in public
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One tin soldier rides away
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Joan Fontaine, best known for her Oscar winning role in "Suspicion" has died at 96
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