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Sat April 27, 2013
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Is the TARDIS finally going to take care of the Clara mystery? Will Suranne Jones show up again for a sexy party? Is the ghost of Adric wandering the corridors? It's Doctor Who: 'Journey to the Center of the TARDIS', 8 pm on BBC America
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Sixpence None the Richer's single Kiss Me, performed in the original Klingon
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(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
Disney Studios to female applicant: "No you can't do any cartooning, that is only for men. Now go bake me some cookies and make sure you whistle while you work"
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
LANCE: Still got your Malibu? VINCENT: You know what some farker did to it the other day? LANCE: What? VINCENT: Farkin' keyed it. LANCE: Oh man, that's
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The cast of Duck Dynasty gets invited to the White House Correspondents Dinner
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The ten most awful, insulting sitcoms of all time. Missing from the list: Friends
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Legendary bouncer/bodyguard/stuntman Fred "Nosher" Powell dies at 84. Obituarial awesomeness ensues
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Weirdest celebrity injury of the month: Eli Roth bitten by a baby octopus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
2.0 Men
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Lessons in pop music history #23: The late great Johnny Ace
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams to adapt Stephen King's "11/22/63" for TV
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For all of you "Wheel of Fortune" fans, here are 13 things you did not know about the show, including how it wasn't always called "Wheel of Fortune". Subby will take a P
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Fri April 26, 2013
(CNN)
 
 
 
Poindexter marries Half-pint
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Local 1970s game show "Bowling for Dollars" being revived. How can this not be awesome?
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
The evil Hound from Game of Thrones played the trolley boy in Hot Fuzz, and other humble beginnings of our favorite character actors. Yarp
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
TV series based on the 1995 Keanu Reeves flop Johnny Mnemonic is in the works for some damn reason
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Your first look at a clip from the new season of Arrested Development featuring Lucille and Buster
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
US Ambassador to Aussies: Keep pirating Game Of Thrones and we will cut off your freakin' sword hand
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Dear God, why did you make me one of the most beautiful women on earth? YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD"
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Westboro baptist church not really sure why they're picketing Allan Arbus funeral
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(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Ace of Base guy sorry for that whole Nazi thing
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(Disney)
 
 
 
"Reimagined" Disney cruise ship to include Marvel's Avengers Academy (with pic)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fark-ready quote of the day comes from Rod Stewart: You can tell Sarah's my daughter ...we've got the same hooter
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Chuck Lorre will attend the White House Correspondents dinner, where he will either be detained as an enemy combatant or given a Presidential Pardon for replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And the most watched show in the Wednesday television lineup is ....Duck Dynasty. What the hell is wrong with you people?
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(TMZ)
 
NewsFlash
 
George Jones has finally quit drinking
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Florida judge orders Gawker to take down Hulk Hogan sex tape. Gawker refuses, says eyebleach makers would go bankrupt if they complied (Update: Gawker has since taken down the link to the video)
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(Newstrack India)
 
 
 
Bush on Bono: "We became pals." Bono's response: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAAAAAAAH
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
MTV orders another season of Snooki and J-Woww, a new reality show, and for some reason a Scream TV series
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(io9)
 
 
 
So, it seems that one can purchase Predator motorcycle helmets. YOU HAD OVER 25 YEARS TO MAKE SOMETHING THIS COOL WTF WHY NOW
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes shaves half her head and now looks like Miley Cyrus. That ought to solve all her problems
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Thu April 25, 2013
(TMZ)
 
 
 
61-year-old Lynda Carter says she still has her Wonder Woman costume. Claims to still put it on from time to time
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Suing a celebrity for "hand pain" after he smacks your camera away? Yep, that's a good use of our legal system
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(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
The Beatles' "The End" isolated tracks. Mind blown
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' dad handpicked her new boyfriend. Because there's only so many quality guys to meet in the fried foods aisle at the supermarket
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Are you sitting down, Middle America? Good. I'm afraid that drugs and a stun gun were found on Justin Bieber's tour bus
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Comedy Central star Nathan Fielder asked his Twitter followers to text "got 2 grams for $40" and "sorry ignore that txt" to their parents. The results are predictably great
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The Game of Thrones opening credits set to the tune of the Friends theme song
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"My disastrous one-night stand with Kathy Griffin" - a headline that justifies the existence of the scary tag
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(Ely Standard (UK))
 
 
 
Mila Kunis, Sean Bean, and Channing Tatum don't quite look like themselves while filming upcoming movie
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Rihanna becomes the first person to ever have ten #1 songs on the Billboard charts. Surprisingly, not one hit was from Chris Brown
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Matthew Weiner thinks that Don Draper has done very well for himself when it comes to hot wives
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Michelle Rodriguez has said she is going to quit acting, Subby is wondering when exactly she started
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(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Bend the strings on a tiny violin and cry me a river into a beer-soaked microphone. The billion-dollar music business is wailing its 'I'm dying' song, again
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
'Lone Ranger' Armie Hammer to star in 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' big-screen adaptation. Bad news: He has to co-star with Tom Cruise. Worst news: Guy Ritchie is set to direct
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
People are pissed that Zach Braff (Net Worth $22,000,000) is using Kickstarter to fund his $2 million dollar project. Fark: Less than one day in and he's already raised $1.2 million
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kristin Chenoweth tweets that at 88 pounds, she's way too fat. Frightening photos to the left, declarations of high standards to the right
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Wed April 24, 2013
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
In case you needed another reason to hate mid-90s pop music
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former 90210 star turns to strip tease
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(Latinos Post)
 
 
 
Those of you thinking that Iron Man 3 is going to be awesome might be in for a surprise. Spoilers in article
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
In response to the Boston bombings, Mark Wahlberg threatens to reunite the Funky Bunch. When will this endless circle of violence cease?
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(Some Guy)
 
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Finally, a movie that captures the emotional arc and non-stop legislatin' madness of the US Congress. ESTA VEZ, ES PERSONAL (Sponsored link)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Wayne's World cast reunite for bash in Hollywood 21 years after the original movie. EXCELLENT
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow named World's Most Beautiful Woman by angry gay men who write for People magazine
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(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
A Wild Things sequel based on Amanda Knox and starring Neve Campbell's baby might be the weirdest movie of all time
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Will Smith + M. Night Shyamalan = dopey voiceover galore
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(Fox News Insider)
 
 
 
Fox reporter Mike Tobin, America's "News Ninja" foils on-air lip assault
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Michael Bay "apology" for making Armageddon? Yeah, about that
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(Calgary Herald)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck will attempt to keep his food and drink costs below $1.50 for at least one day. In other news, they have free sandwiches on movie sets
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber gets a few more tattoos. Looks like we had him all wrong. He totally is a tough guy
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember how your girlfriend/wife/SO was finally losing interest in that crappy 50 Shades of Grey movie? Yeah, well, about that
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Will.i.am admits to plag.i.arism
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Tue April 23, 2013
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
It's a good thing Futurama has been canceled, because now I'll have time to watch "Vanilla Ice Goes Amish"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
M*A*S*H star Allan A. has died
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(Village Voice)
 
 
 
The Dude abides at Lebowski Fest 2013 in Times Square (slide show)
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(Hot 104.7 Sioux Falls)
 
 
 
Violin + Dubstep =Awesome
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(Grantland)
 
 
 
In case you were wondering how Varys got it, here's the tracking information from Sunday's "Game of Thrones" shipment (Spoilers)
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The concert was a cynical attempt to make money off the hippie crowd, and 4 other things that shatter the "peace and love" myth that was Woodstock
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Coachella: Where people have no idea what in the hell they're talking about
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne has been sober for 49 days... in a row, not just overall
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Margaret Cho says babies scare her, but probably not as much as she scares them
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(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Michael Bay: 'I will apologize for 'Armageddon''
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Gimme Gimme Gimme a pass -- ABBA museum to open in Sweden
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Khloe Kardashian is finally X'ed
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(io9)
 
 
 
Yes, Thor 2 includes a Darth Vader "NOOOoooooooo" moment
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(Short List)
 
 
 
Alternative posters for Iron Man 3 are predictably better than the actual poster
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kendra Wilkinson silicone airbags save her from serious injury
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Rita MacNeil's funeral included having her ashes placed in a teapot, then having her ashes scattered around her tea room, then "a dance with a cash bar at the firehall next door"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rebecca Black invested her 'Friday' earnings in vocal lessons and they seem to have paid off
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Mon April 22, 2013
(Boomstick Comics)
 
 
 
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a sequel. 'Dodgeball 2' announced with Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
FX developing 1950s period drama from James Ellroy
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Folk legend and Woodstock performer Richie Havens dead at 72
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Apparently, even a Kirk Cameron movie has too much sexuality for Iran's government censors
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey to star in Tim Burton's, "I'm Only Wearing This Shiny Plaid Suit To Try And Take Some Of The Attention Away From My Smoking Hot Wife"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You know how Hollywood has run out of ideas? Well China has a few new ones
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(io9)
 
 
 
Eight moments from TV shows that are more traumatic than that time you walked in on your parents
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
KFYR news anchor now suspended after accidentally profanity, hopes to soon get a f**king second chance
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Michael Shannon reads the insane Delta Gamma sorority letter, is amazing (video)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Huey Lewis' car stolen by a woman that apparently needs a new drug
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Come and listen to a story bout a network named Discovery, desperately seeking ratings recovery. Then one day they were talking to some fools, spending their own money looking for some crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Internet princess and 'Hunger Games' star Jennifer Lawrence gets a haircut and the whole world freaks out
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Tony Stark alcoholism sub-plot nixed from 'Iron Man 3' by studio
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Divinyls singer Chrissy Amphlett no longer touching herself
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Xenu ensures Tom Cruise's Oblivion is the #1 film at the box office, bringing in $38 million and giving Cruise one of his biggest openings ever. Meanwhile, 42 was #2 and everyone has forgotten about Evil Dead
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The one review Roger Ebert regretted and thought he went overboard on? His completely justified savaging of Zoolander
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