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Sun April 22, 2012
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bob Marley: Coolest dad at my prep school
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(io9)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like Ghostbusters
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The fifteen greatest one-hit wonders of all time that are completely different from that other one-hit wonders list you saw that other time and the time before that
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The "Lobo" character works on the page precisely because of the way in which he satirized the serious superhero trends of the mid to late '80s. Will the film studios have the balls to use him in a similar manner?
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(zap2it.com)
 
 
 
Who's, like, your favorite fictional stoner?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The best--and worst--political appearances on Saturday Night Live. Remember George McGovern and Steve Forbes?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
America's most famous comic is a man by the name of Kevin Hart. So why isn't he more famous?
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Hunger Games finally gets knocked off its perch to #3, with Think Like a Man taking the top spot and Nicholas Spark's twelfth rewrite of The Notebook taking #2
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Matt Damon willing to swap spit with George W Bush...but with no tongue
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Lopsided celebrity boobs. Reasonably safe for work. Not safe for OCD sufferers, slideshow haters
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(Ace Showbiz)
 
 
 
Carey Mulligan, Moviestar, Marries Marcus Mumford, Musician. Mergers make much more money, methinks
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Sat April 21, 2012
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Peaches Geldof gives birth to her fruit of the womb
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Levon Helm hated The Last Waltz, aka "Martin Scorcese Presents The Robbie Robertson Show, Starring Robbie Robertson with music by Robbie Robertson, a Tyler Perry Production"
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
Sup dawg, I herd you like weed, so we unveiled a statue of Willie Nelson at 4:20 on 4/20 so you can smoke while you smoke. Dude
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ah-ah-ah-ah... stayin' alive, stayin' alive
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Too soon, Denis. Funny; but way too soon
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The good news is the "Twilight" generation may finally find out who Joni Mitchell was. The bad news is they'll think she sounded like Taylor Swift
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
What secret is Princess Cadance and Shining Armor hiding from Twilight Sparkle? Did Pinkie Pie plan the wedding reception? Will Derpy bring muffins? It's the Royal Wedding season finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, 1 pm on The Hub
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Care Bears reboot coming in June. Yet another childhood memory resurrected and ruined because Hollywood is truly out of ideas
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
To get your prepped four Arrested Development Season 4, here's video featuring all of Gob's failed magic tricks--ILLUSIONS, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money....or cocaine
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's former bodyguard claims to be the real father of Blanket. Wants DNA testing and visitation. No word yet if he's booked on Maury
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney, David Bowie, and Phish will be releasing limited edition 45s today for Record Store Day. Tomorrow, those same artists will be releasing limited edition coachwhips for Buggy Whip Store day
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Disney stock rises on news that the idiot who's been releasing big-budget bombs about Mars has finally left. Can we please put someone from Pixar in charge, already?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Britain's most beautiful face' apparently belongs to Rose Tyler
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
If this is the first thing the aliens see when they land here, we're farking doomed
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What songs get stuck in your head as soon as you hear the title? LGT one of those songs
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Fri April 20, 2012
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson wigs out over "Twilight" re-shoots
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Mark Ruffalo can't smash much with his not-so-incredible hulk: "I'm not well-endowed, and those suits don't really show you off. The first day I was a miserable bastard"
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Five reasons why Mike is better than Joel on "Mystery Science Theater 3000"
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Five reasons why Joel is better than Mike on "Mystery Science Theater 3000"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
LMFAO sued by former management team ROF
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"We discovered the process of blowing coke up each other's asses. There, I have said it. It's not like we invented the practice but I realize now it's not an everyday thing for most people"
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Rihanna seen rolling blunt on man's head at Coachella. Hologram Tupac shakes his head disapprovingly
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Zac Efron is embarrassed about having his mom watch his love scenes. If he thinks THAT'S embarrassing, wait until he sees the love scenes I had with her
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
In the most heartbreaking entertainment news you'll hear all day, John Cusack drops out of James Cameron's "Aquaman"
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Cops want to talk to Lindsay Lohan about the usual
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spanish talk shows are awesome. Not only could they get Jennifer Lawrence to show up in a figure-hugging dress and heels, they somehow convinced her to shoot arrows and play with action figures
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel has fun with Jennifer Love Hewitt's cleavage ... to her delight (w/video)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Commercial from Japanese all-girl pop group "AKB48, which shows the roughly 90 band members who all dress in school-girl uniforms, kissing has drawn complaint for "encouraging homosexuality", mass slaughter of kittens
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson wears "top-notch Hollywood prosthetic" masks when he goes out to dinner, makes reservations under the name "Castor Troy"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
How bad does the new Miley Cyrus film "LOL" suck? Lionsgate is intentionally opening it on the same day as "The Avengers". In seven cities
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Thu April 19, 2012
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
Cenk Uygur Godwins himself on Current TV. If you've never heard of either, Current TV is the place where failed MSNBC hosts go to whine and Cenk Uygur is a whiny former MSNBC host
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Steve-O dumps hot GF because she does too many drugs. No, Really
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
Blur releasing a 21-CD boxed set for some reason
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Take a load off, Levon
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(Slacktory)
 
 
 
Twitter comments on Dick Clark's passing yesterday. Yes, Fark's headline made the list
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Greatest entry in the history of Wikipedia? "Yinling the Erotic Terrorist . . . gave birth to Monster Bono after being hit by The Great Muta's green mist in the genitals"
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
What IF "Community" was really just "Saved by the Bell" this whole time? The eerie parallels are too hard to ignore
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
I was going to be a regular in Game of Thrones like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
FCC asks Supreme Court to take another look at Janet Jackson's nipple so they can wring CBS
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
"You Can Call Me Al" may sound upbeat, but it's included in the 6 Popular Upbeat Songs You Didn't Realize Are Depressing
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Instead of teasing fans over the course of ten weeks, Netflix announces it will stream every episode from the new season of Arrested Development at once. See? There is always money in the banana stand
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt without make-up looks plainly refreshing
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(WISHTV)
 
 
 
Three men file suit against the producers of the TV show "The Bachelor" accusing them racial bias. Producers say the charges are ridiculous and it's total coincidence that in 23 seasons they've never had a minority lead
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Come for Camilla Belle in a tight dress. Stay for the giant Jason Segel face staring into your soul
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer looks back at Batman Forever, and how Christopher Nolan's Batman movies are "doing what I hoped we would do, but didn't"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Survey finds most people can't remember the last CD they bought. Naturally the music industry looks for ways to make CDs "more appealing"
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(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
International pop star Gotye shows up to pub trivia night at a tiny bar in San Francisco. Proceeds to dominate hipsters with encyclopedic music knowledge
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dick Clark's greatest moments from Pyramid
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Levon Helm, drummer for The Band, is in the end stage of terminal cancer. Subby wonders if Robbie Robertson will take all the credit for this, too
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(Beyond the Wall)
 
 
 
The GoT Season 2 drinking game: Take a sip of wine every time Joffrey acts like a d-bag? This is going to get expensive
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
News source claims Madonna must be the only person on the planet who hasn't heard of boy band One Direction. Wait, who?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jonathan Frid, better known as Barnabas Collins from Dark Shadows, is dead at 87. C'mon, the new movie can't be that bad
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(BBC)
 
 
 
I come from a land six foot down under
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
First look at Anthony Hopkins as Alfred Hitchcock. Good evening
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Clearly, the time is right for a new Maniac Cop movie
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Former "House" star poses nude for PETA ad. Not her. No, not her, either. Thankfully, it's HER
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Wed April 18, 2012
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The 30 greatest musical acts playing right now. Difficulty: you've probably only heard of ten of them
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(WJLA Washington DC)
 
NewsFlash
 
Dick in a box
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(io9)
 
 
 
15 writers and directors who've spawned their own separate genres. Bonus: Not a slideshow
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(The Clicker)
 
 
 
Insane mom of a Toddlers and Tiara "star" works at a wing place, still manages to spend "$100,000" on the beauty contests, divorces husband (who is a turtle farmer) because he thought the spending was ridiculous. Phew
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Security guard arrested for stealing Tom Petty's guitars. Police say he ran from them, but after yelling "Hey, give it up--stop" the man complied
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
True Blood co-stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are in the midst of creating a bloodline of their own. #MILF w/pic
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's Anderson Cooper riffs on a staple of Courtney Stodden's grocery list for "sexy veggies"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: "I think he is a victim of small-penis syndrome"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Critics note that his style is impetuous, and his defense is impregnable, but Mike Tyson's one-man show in Las Vegas is more discombobulating than devastating
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(Short List)
 
 
 
DogTV gets the greenlight. I'll get the ball rolling with Barks And Recreation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twilight's Dakota Fanning tries to start a new headband trend. Twilight's? Oh, poor Dakota
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
After two decades of limited public image, PiL release new LP
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Maria Menounos and Leslie Bibb go nude for Allure magazine-- before you click: images somewhat Not safe for work, and Leslie Bibb may have the finest backside you will ever see
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Tue April 17, 2012
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The Game dumps the $1,400 bottle of The Champagne on The Sidewalk
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(SF Weekly)
 
 
 
Either Chris Kattan once wrote a "brilliant" Mr. Peepers screenplay, or somebody went to the trouble to write a full hoax screenplay and stick it in bookstores. Which is scarier?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The three most frightening words you'll read today: Mayor Kim Kardashian
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelso and Jackie are back together
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Today's news item to ruin your day: Vince Vaughn to play Jim Rockford in "Rockford Files" Reboot
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(RamblingBeachCat.com)
 
 
 
Youtube star Katie the Hula Hoop Girl stops moving her hips for a while to give an interview
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters discusses S&M and bondage. Let that sink in, and then remember she used to host a show with Hugh Downs
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum poses naked lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetuer adipiscing elit. Donec sollicitudin libero id elit
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(Film School Rejects)
 
 
 
The creative minds behind Prometheus want you to meet David. Michael Fassbender seems to be a good choice, considering he pulled a Michelangelo's David with his last film and let it all hang out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rihanna desperately attempts to restart sagging music career by : A) Meeting with producers. B) Writing additional material. C) Posting new bikini photos
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
Before he was Tyrion Lannister's grizzled sellsword on "Game of Thrones," the man who plays Bron used to be one of Simon Cowell's lame British pop stars
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(Entertainment on Today)
 
 
 
IRS to Lionel Richie: Hello, it's you we're looking for
 
(WPIX New York)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston reportedly cares, or doesn't, about engagement. She's moved on. Apparently the media hasn't
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
New trailer for "Tron: Uprising". Master Control Program unimpressed
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
In a market saturated by cheap Chinese instruments, Guitar World magazine lowers the bar even further by teaching guitarists how to make their own guitar for $25 from a cigar box and stick
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
How German electro-pop pioneers Kraftwerk predicted the future of the world's technology
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Mon April 16, 2012
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Russell Brand really went from Katy Perry to this?
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Nicki Minaj deletes her twitter account that had million of followers. Social media professionals everywhere break into Nancy Kerrigan style cries of "WHY WHY WHY"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
You can listen to the new Norah Jones LP in its entirety a couple of weeks before it is released. Thanks NPR
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
"5-25-77", a film about how the release of the original Star Wars movie shapes a young man's Hollywood dreams is set for release after lingering "like a piece of space junk released from a Star Destroyer"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six movie franchises that kept going and going and going and yes there really are eleven Air Bud films
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fourteen short-lived film-to-TV adaptations. Remember Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Parenthood? Yeah, neither does anyone else
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
After 30 years, Harrison Ford to sell his Brentwood mansion Promptly breaks the bad news to friends, neighbors, long time gardener and handyman, Mark Hamill
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
By reading into this news you can deduce that Mandarin is the villain for Iron Man 3
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The New York Times ran a wedding announcement for two characters from My Little Pony. Subby won't trust the story until he reads it in the Foal Free Press
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(Short List)
 
 
 
If there's a better photograph of Al Pacino and Christopher Walken anywhere on earth, subby hasn't seen it
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(NBC Chicago)
 
 
 
Hey Kelsey Grammer -- if you've been married four times, it's probably not a good idea to ink your latest wife's name on your waist
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
2Pac swears his "hologram" performance at Coachella last night will be his last
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