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Sun August 07, 2011
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Planet of the Apes is #1 at the box office, while Ryan Reynolds' latest film proves the Dane Cook-lite is incapable of carrying a movie
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Alright now, fellas. (YEAH) Now what's cooler than bein' cool? (NOT GETTING ARRESTED FOR CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES) I can't hear ya. I said, what's cooler than bein' cool? (NOT GETTING ARRESTED FOR CONTROLLED SUBSTANCES)
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(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
Blue States, "Down the Days"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
talks about "Stand By Me" 25 years later
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Alex is no longer on fire
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(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Weezer covers Foster The Peoples' "Pumped Up Kicks" live. With bonus Rivers Cuomo lyrics sheet-consultation
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(BareFoot MusicNews)
 
 
 
The first day of GuilFest featured Adam Ant, Daltrey
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
To the surprise of everyone in Hollywood, people really did want to see another Planet of the Apes after all
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Sat August 06, 2011
(huliq.com)
 
 
 
Selena Gomez doesn't want to know what the hell a Justin Bieber is
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(Hit Fix)
 
 
 
Most bands release a two-disc deluxe edition of a groundbreaking, outstanding, genre-defining album. Sometimes even a 2CD/1DVD set. But U2? They've included so much shiat for the Achtung Baby special edition it'll cost $630
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde wants to be Oprah. Here's a fork and a metric ton of TV dinners. Get crackin'
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
FX renews Wilfred, Louie, and It's Alway's Sunny in Philadelphia. Fortunately, they already renewed their funniest show, Archer
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
After Rescue Me wraps up, Denis Leary is getting a new sitcom co-developed with Peter Tolan
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Can the movie soundtrack be saved? We could ask an expert, but she's a maniac, MANIAC, that's for sure
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen's death on Two and a Half Men revealed. Technically it's a spoiler, but only one or two of you will admit to watching it
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Bryan Cranston in talks to join World War Z. It doesn't take a lot of brains to see how awesome that would be
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The forgotten gems that Steven Spielberg produced
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Adele, Mad Men, and other pop icons obsessed with the past may kill pop culture. Sure, because pop culture isn't cyclical
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(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
Hipster alert, here's "Don't Turn the Lights On" by Chromeo. Warning: creepy eyeball stuff will remind you of the Rathergood creatures
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(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
Here's The Boxer Rebellion, with "Step Out of the Car". Watch out for lens flare
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Spoiler: Mark Wahlberg's giant penis from Boogie Nights was fake. And it may be for sale
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Organic food and Pilates regimen has Paris Hilton in the best shape of her life. Go figure
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Nine cartoons destined for a Hollywood childhood raping
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Fri August 05, 2011
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Media loves Lucy's 100th birthday
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
For the past two years a Brooklyn man has been taking photos of the stuff on Steve Buscemi's stoop and posting them on the internet. And then Steve Buscemi found out about it
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(OC Register)
 
 
 
2kids1hall
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Someone dressed a llama in a suit and let him run around Beverly Hills
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(How To Do Everything)
 
Audio
 
Podcast from the guys behind NPR's Wait Wait Don't Tell Me show offer advice on understanding foreign accents, staying awake on long drives, and how to get votes for your bill. Also, Tripping Icarus
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne disses Kate Middleton, says she'd wear a new dress every day if she were the daughter-in-law of the future King of England, not the daughter of the Prince of Darkness. And if she was even remotely attractive
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(lainey gossip)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock keeps dressing her cute kid up like Morgan Freeman in Driving Miss Daisy. Just sayin'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman is apparently married to Madeline Westen, who knew?
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Legendary singer Etta James has condition upgraded from "dead" to "possibly alive"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mexican beauty queen follows Fark advice and eats a sammich, and then loses crown for being fat
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Olivia Wilde: "We're being irresponsible to the children out there who might go and get vagina tattoos, expecting to walk normally the next day"
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(Short List)
 
 
 
The first look at Anne Hathaway as Catwoman is here. Halle, we take it all back
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Unpublished, very cool photos of Lucille Ball, who would have been 100 years old on Saturday
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Everybody PANIC; Morrissey and The Smiths to become comic book superheroes. Heaven knows he's miserable now
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In observance of Louis Armstrong's 110th birthday, NPR takes a look at his...laxative use?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The worst gig I ever played: "I suddenly realized I was drenched in urine, not beer"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mr. Bean ditches his Mini for a Formula 1 car, with predictable results
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(Some flood_guy)
 
 
 
Let's look on the bright side: while flooding has killed millions of people, without it, we wouldn't have rock 'n' roll
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All bad films are sequels, but some are more sequel than others
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Thu August 04, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"24" showrunner Howard Gordon talks about bringing Jack Bauer to the silver screen: "There's an institutional desire to do it." Translation: Kiefer Sutherland won't stay sober long enough to make this happen
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Pics of Henry Cavill as Superman hit the net. Nerds everywhere orgasm faster than a speeding bullet
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Cha Cha from "Grease" has gone to do the hand jive with Kenickie
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Breaking Bad" to get a two-season deal for its final run? BETTER CALL SAUL
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne to Christina Aguilera: "You're finally the fat biatch you were born to be"
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(Some Writer/Director)
 
 
 
Romulans are traveling through time and distracting JJ Abrams from finishing his "Star Trek" sequel script
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Need a negligent father? Val Kilmer's your huckleberry
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Katy Perry obsessed with yelling, screeching, and shrieking
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Metallica's James Hetfield celebrated his 48th birthday yesterday, but don't put any candles on his cake because FIRE BAD
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The critics aren't booing your honorary Oscar, Oprah Winfrey. They're saying "Booprah"
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan in June 23rd interview: "Alcohol is not in my house, so it's just not a part of my life." Lindsay Lohan's liver today: "WHAT THE FARK ARE YOU DOING TO ME?"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I have zero sexual interest," attention whores the Octomom while posing in a bikini. "The feeling is mutual" cringes the world
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
How do you make Ashton Kutcher even more annoying on "Two and a Half Men"? Make his character an internet billionaire
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne nearly attacked on stage in Brazil. She is *so* punk
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(Tri-State Neighbor)
 
 
 
Australian airline mistakes John Travolta for Scientology
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Look... if Taylor Swift had one shot or one opportunity... to cover an Eminem song... would she capture it or just let it slip? Yo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sobering pics of a smokin' Heather Locklear out on the town
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We're not getting married... but please buy us stuff anyway. Ben Savage and I need a blender
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Annoyed J.J. Abrams wants to know how the hell YOU would have ended "Lost"
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
You're Michael Douglas. You've just put your Stage IV throat cancer into remission. What are you gonna do next?
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(Star News Online)
 
 
 
"Director's cut" of Jean-Claude Van Damme's "CYBORG" appears 22 years later. FARK:uploaded from an old VHS tape onto the director's website
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(Some Songstress)
 
 
 
Adele wants country music to influence her third album. Yeehaw
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Cee Lo Green to world's largest piñata: "F*CK YOU"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Heather Mills hops on board the phone hacking scandal, leans towards legal action
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Your first look at Al Pacino as Phil Spector. Amusing tag will fill in for the NewsFlash tag
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Wed August 03, 2011
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The worst combination in the universe: Justin Bieber and William of The Black Eyed Peas
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(digitaljournal)
 
 
 
Shawshank Redemption star near death. No, not that one. No, not that one either
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How bad was James Franco as Oscar host? Five months later, he's already being blamed for the failure of a movie that hasn't even been released
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Tom Hardy discusses Bane and The Dark Knight Rises: "I can say... that Chris Nolan has a plan up his sleeve that's not at all disappointing"
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
You can keep your Matt Damon verbally biatch slapping a reporter, I'll take Mila Kunis berating a reporter in Russian every day of the week and twice on Sunday
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(stereoboard.com)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga: "I don't feel like Amy Winehouse needed to learn any lessons." Let's ask Amy if she thinks she needs to learn any lessons. OH, WAIT, YOU CAN'T
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Green Day crowned "Kings of Punk" by Rolling Stone, thereby losing crowns
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(CTV)
 
 
 
George Clooney's latest piece of ass is... *spins the Wheel of Random George Clooney Paramours* ... former WWE star Stacy Keibler
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jonathan Rhys Meyers isn't going to let some piffling matter like a suicide attempt keep him from knocking back a few cold ones
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(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
Tyler the Creator with the disturbing, compelling video for "Yonkers" (Not safe for work language)
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
How does a four-year-old spend $46,000 a month?
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Early Hitchcock film discovered, will be released as soon as it's been digitized, colorized, has lens flares added and is converted to 3D
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
The wind blew up a "Jersey Shore" cast member's skirt. The good news: It wasn't Snookie. The bad news: Seriously, did you not read the beginning of this?
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(herald net)
 
 
 
National Clown Week being celebrated across USA. New festival coordinator has big shoes to fill
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
For Drew's sake, I damn sure hope Fark never posted any snarky headlines about Mindy McCready
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
The guys who work out at Charlize Theron's gym probably get nothing done
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Halle Berry's ex-husband marries Prince's ex-wife. By the power of the transitive property, Berry should marry Prince
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Sofia Vergara's drug addict brother gets deported. Sofia Vergara issued a statement, but I couldn't understand what the hell she was saying
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart: "Don't call me hot." Everyone else: "Way ahead of you"
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
And here's Carrot Top in an enchanting blue dress. Wait a minute... that's NOT Carrot Top?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
MTV's Real World contract: "You may die, be humiliated, and suffer nervous breakdowns." At least they're honest
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(Some Situation)
 
 
 
Despite not knowing how to spell the word "tuxedos," The Situation will receive a six-figure deal for endorsing them
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
There's a reason why Katie Holmes won't play "Super Mario Bros. 3"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Move over Buffy the Vampire slayer.....say hello to Juliet the cheerleading, chainsaw-wielding, zombie killer
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum's amazing figure after having four kids gets a seal of approval
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(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
Heads up: Here's Liars with "Scissor"
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(YouTube)
 
Audio
 
Wilco returns with, "I Might"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
In the new Superman movie, Perry White won't be
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Tue August 02, 2011
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Marvel thinks the time is right for a Dr. Strange movie
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(Some Banner)
 
 
 
"Hulk TV show will be real, says Guillermo Del Toro." You mean... it's going to star a man who actually turns into a green behemoth when pissed off? HOORAY
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Steve Buscemi, and Julianne Moore to reunite for this year's Lebowski Fest. Far farkin' out
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Oprah finds that running a TV network isn't as easy as giving cars away
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Kings of Rehab
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Relax, "Breaking Bad" isn't going anywhere. Now let's have some chicken from Los Pollos Hermanos
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(People StyleWatch)
 
 
 
Katy Perry has pink hair... or so I've heard
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(With Leather)
 
Video
 
Kate Upton in bikini milking a purple monkey dishwasher (bordeline SFW)
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Kanye West and Jay-Z pushed back their Watch The Throne tour and canceled some dates. No, there's probably nothing to the rumors that they're feuding and barely speaking to each other right now
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(Inside SoCal)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a pompadoured teenage Sammy Hagar
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(Nerve)
 
 
 
"Breaking Bad" might leave AMC. Say it with me: HBO, HBO, HBO
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's ex-girlfriend cops an attitude for DUI mugshot. It would appear that Lindsay Lohan rubbed off on her
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(Some Sheepdogs)
 
 
 
Unsigned band get the cover of Rolling Stone, busted for open container during photoshoot: Photog says 'They didn't even mention the shoot. Dude, pull your rock star status when you need to"
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus to star in and produce a God-themed Comedy. That's a whole lot of fail packed into one sentence
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Deleted scene from Pulp Fiction about what captain is better--Kirk or Picard--shows that Quentin Tarantino doesn't know shiat about pop culture because, of course, he forgot Sisko
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(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart proves, once again, how unbelievably awesome he is
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Lea Michele wants Glee to do an episode featuring an homage to Mr. Ed
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Don't tell me you don't remember Stephen Tobolowsky because he sure as heckfire remembers you. Bing
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
The FCC wants more cable channels in cable lineups, so get ready for 'The Egg Net' and 'Shoelace Central' in your basic plan rather than the good stuff that's somehow up in the higher tiers
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(popoholic)
 
 
 
Three inches of Jennifer Love Hewitt's body still look great on TV
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"The sound of thousands of people screaming all at the same time is my favorite noise" according to (a) Norway Shooter (b) Al-Queda (c) Taylor Swift
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz no longer throwing curves at A-Rod
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Director of "Total Recall" remake confirms no one is going to Mars this time, but there will be a three-breasted woman
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
It's official: Chuck Lorre hates Charlie Sheen and, by extension, us
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Mon August 01, 2011
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Is there trouble in paradise for Selena Gomez and... whatever the hell that other thing is?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Newlywed couple poses for wedding photo on the set of "The Dark Knight Rises." Nearby, Batman elbows Bane in the face. Somehow, these two events *have* to be connected
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Twilight: Breaking Dawn" pirate identified, laughed at
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC says The Playboy Club is all about women's empowerment
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
$25 Million in CGI can't save Hurt Dick-- "About as thrilling as a three-hour tour of Boston Harbor while blindfolded on a sweltering summer day"
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(Spinner)
 
 
 
Who could have guessed Southern Baptists couldn't hold their liquor or adjust to fame?
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The perviest US cities -- or, what small Indiana town combines a naked chili cook-off and Ron Jeremy?
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(Egotastic)
 
 
 
Selena sprayed with salty...Hello, this thing on? Anyone here?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vintage Disney clip shows off singing talent of young Justin Timberlake and Ryan Gosling. Wait, what?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
There are alternate universes where nerds fondly remember Cary Grant as James Bond, Jeff Goldblum as Han Solo, Tom Selleck as Indiana Jones, and Will Smith asking Morpheus "What happened to earf?"
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Whar Ryan Phillippe on babby's birth certifct, WHAR?
source: showbizspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(HollywoodDame.com)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus photographed smoking again. Judging by her voice she has been smoking since she was a fertilized ovum
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Soulja Boy's agent denies $55 million jet story, can't believe anyone thought his client had $55 million
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Al Pacino's daughter arrested for DWI. I'm sure that Al Pacino will react to this in a calm, controlled, and restrained manner
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you believed that Amy Winehouse was going to adopt, I have a bridge covered in drug residue and vomit to sell you
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Wasted words. Headline should simply read "Snooki looks comical." Saves time for everybody
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Rose Bryne talks about the two X-Men prequel sequels, which puts us into some sort quel I'm not even sure how to describe
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Daniel Radcliffe? Gene Wilder? Woody Allen? No. The Greatest Living Jewish Actor is...Daniel Day-Lewis
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John Cleese: Funniest member of Monty Python or REALLY CREEPY OLD MAN? (with slightly disturbing pics)
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MTV turns 30 today, so what better way to celebrate than by enjoying the first video the network ever aired, and one that would prove eerily prophetic as the years wore on. It's The Buggles with Video Killed the Radio Star
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Katharine Hepurn's home is up for sale for 28 million dollars in a shaky market
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Everything that is wrong with Hollywood movies today, including "You want better movies? Be a better audience"
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PBS announces "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood: The Next Generation"
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