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Sat April 30, 2011
(Some Late Night TV Guy)
 
 
 
David Letterman wants Donald Trump to apologize, wear a respectable hairpiece
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey's twins are out. Unfortunately it's safe for work
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but it doesn't appreciate being pelted with eggs
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(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
10 celebrity action figures we'll have to make do with. Yeah, Morgan Freeman doesn't look too happy about this, either
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson: Are they the new Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton?" If you replaced your eyes with jelly beans, then yes
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell still yelling and screaming, but this time, it's about "Anchorman 2"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart says the birth scene from the upcoming Twilight film was less disturbing than portrayed in the book, which is kind of surprising considering the heart of the story is a young girl's decision between bestiality and necrophilia
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CNN lures away the hottest piece of eye-candy from CNBC, is in serious danger of being watchable again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dwayne Johnson set to star as country musician Charley Pride. Wait, what? The Rock can sing?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen to donate mechandise sales from San Francisco show to fund for coma victim beaten at Dodgers game. Now, that's winning
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Koloth heads to Sto-vo-kor to join the ranks of the honored dead; Actor William Campbell dead at 84
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Two LAPD traffic cops make porno movie with blonde actress while on duty ... without getting departmental green light
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Fox pulls hurricaned-themed cartoons for the states devastated by the tornadoes earlier this week. Two things; it's about hurricanes, not tornadoes, and it's not like they have any electricity to watch the shows
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Fri April 29, 2011
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson's tattoo artist sues Warner Bros. to stop the release of "Hangover 2"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Martin Scorsese brought down by "Taxi Driver" shoot, eyebrows
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Hey, y'all, Paula Deen has diabetes
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
#nowitsjustgettingpathetic
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Scabs. Butt scabs
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♪ Finally a queen who looks good naked. ♬
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fox News readers react to news that Superman is quitting America. "This is why I don't go to movies or even rent anymore"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Meredith Viera is officially leaving The Today Show, meaning Ann Curry will take her spot, and Natalie Morales will fill Curry's vacant hole
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Dionne Warwick suing producers of a Broadway play because they used her as a character without permission. That's what lawyers are for
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
January Jones expecting first child by one of three possible mad men
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
All the Dude ever wanted was to fight crime alongside the undead
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Please adjust your DVRs accordingly: Aqua Teen Hunger Force is now Aqua Unit Patrol Squad One. Also now they're detectives. And they live in Seattle
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Thu April 28, 2011
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
Old and busted: rebooting the Batman film franchise. The new hotness: rebooting "Two and a Half Men"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CBS reporter Lara Logan breaks her silence about what happened right after her interpreter heard that the Cairo mob she was interviewing started talking about doing some not nice things to her
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
New 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' Trailer
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(io9)
 
 
 
Terminator 2...as written by William Shakespeare
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It's just like Jersey Shore except some of the spotted dicks will be food. Tag is for humanity
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Now here something we hope you'll really like.... the Complete Rocky & Bullwinkle series now available on DVD
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Uncensored version of 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' finally published, editor says it's time to bring it out of the closet
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's teeth to upstage the stars of 'Piranha 3DD'
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Led Zeppelin won't let Rock Band or Guitar Hero use their Songs, but thEy'LL let a crappy pOp pUssycaT cover half of "Black Dog" for an NBA Finals promo
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Top ten coolest movie car chases of all time. If you ever need pure, concentrated fail, use this list
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Colin Farrell says the Total Recall remake won't re-adapt Philip K. Dick. It...that...but...huh?
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(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
George Clooney and Tom Hanks made their names on TV then became movie stars, and then there are these 10 actors and actresses
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson says her wedding dress will be bigger than Kate Middleton's
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Matthew Fox fascinated by London, scripts to terrible TV shows about purgatory
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Woolite commercial to feature gratuitous shots of Rob Zombie's wife's ass
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To celebrate Jessica Alba's 30th birthday, here's 30 pics of her smoldering hot body in a bikini
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Friends with benefits with Mila Kunis? Hot. Watching Justin Timblerlake's movie about friends with benefits? "It's a really good idea until it becomes a bad idea"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"South Park" premieres with an episode about Apple's secret tracking, takes it to a-hole new level with the HUMANCENTiPAD (w/ video)
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
95 movie sequels currently in the works. Originality is alive and well, clearly
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Here's your chance to dedicate a song to the royal couple. Have at it, Fark. Voting enabled
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
This is the first official trailer for the final "Harry Potter" movie. Your argument is farking invalid
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
If you haven't been sufficiently creeped out by any interviews today, here's will.i.am of the Black Eyed Peas to change that
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hacker breaks into Lady Gaga's Twitter account. People became suspicious when her tweets lacked the usual self-righteousness and transparent pandering
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Wed April 27, 2011
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Alex Pettyfer is very considerate. He even has "thank you" tattooed above his crotch
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mark Ruffalo mourns his dead chickens, presumably with a variety of dipping sauces
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
The role of the wife has been cast in Brad Pitt's World War Z...wait a minute, what farking wife?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kathleen Turner's play to close because there's no more scenery left for her to chew
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ex-Jersey Shore "star" Angelina pregnant with her first child...that she'll carry to term
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
"I love Paris Hilton," says attacker, who was immediately indicted for perjury
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thor is only the second best film about Thor this year
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Jeremy Renner cast in "Ice Age: Continental Drift." At this point I think it would just be easier to say what Jeremy Renner hasn't been cast in
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Blake Lively is now a redhead. Mother of God
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Megan Fox removes Marilyn Monroe tattoo, still has same personality
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Taylor's psychic claims actress was forced to give up secret love child named Norah. In other news, Elizabeth Taylor had some scary looking kids (pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Larry King and sons bump into Gene Simmons at restaurant. Pays undisclosed amount of money for that privilege
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Captain America 2 "will be a fish out of water" story. Ah. So it will be like Coming to America, Encino Man, Due South, and countless other tired cliches
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Where does Lindsay Lohan see herself in six years? A) Blowing guys for an eight-ball, B) doing hardcore donkey porn, or C) as an Oscar winner?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Paul Reiser appears on "Tonight Show" to promote his already-cancelled series, to the discomfort of everyone involved. That might have made a funny episode
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Tue April 26, 2011
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You will soon (loading) be able to watch (loading) full movies on You (loading) Tube. This (loading) will not end (loading) well
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
PR expert assesses which of the royal couple will become hipster fashion icon: tweeting Harry, or texting Kate. "People will watch at who is wearing what as they use their gadgets ... People are looking for guidance in their lives"
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon would like to take this time to tell the public that an elephant did not fart in her face
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Atlas Shrugged' on pace to be the highest-grossing film of the year. The year 1920
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
AMC theaters to screen all three extended editions of "Lord of the Rings" movies in June. Or you could save some time and just walk to Mordor yourself
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Kristen Chenoweth got booted by Jay Leno last night. Turns out she was competing against Lindsay Lohan, and didn't even know it. (video)
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson contemplates a life without sparkles
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ke$ha ¢ancels ¢oncert
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Green Lantern gets extra $9 million to look less like a comic book
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jodie Foster says Mel Gibson is "the most beloved actor" in Hollywood. Tom Hanks demands a recount
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(EITB)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan sentenced to serve as janitor at Los Angeles morgue where autopsy of Michael Jackson took place
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Julie Bowen on Jennifer Aniston: "She's incredibly beautiful in the way that you think you could be if you got drunk enough and looked in the mirror just at the right angle"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera, who's over-sung the Star Spangled Banner since she was 7, knew immediately she became the answer to a trivia question during the Super Bowl
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ryan Philippe wants to quit acting, which begs the question; how do you quit something you never really did?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
"The rendition guilty trolls that kidnapped my dear friend Nails clearly forgot he's a fellow Vatican assassin and his best friend is a warlock." Clearly
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Going on stage and playing tonsil hockey with cracked out psychopaths is no way to go through life, granny
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Elton John has breast milk delivered by FedEx to prevent his new baby from being spoiled
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Mon April 25, 2011
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Showgirls star Elizabeth Berkley became self-help guru to shake Showgirls image that she got from starring in Showgirls (w/ helpful & possibly Not safe for work pic of what Showgirls star Elizabeth Berkley looked like in Showgirls)
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's mom looks like an idiot. Surprise, surprise, surprise
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes dead after car accident
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
After years of unpaid submissions to New Yorker cartoon caption contest, Roger Ebert finally gets a greenlight
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Eighth cousin of George Washington, once removed, about to wed her twelfth cousin. Except it won't be in the backwoods of West Virginia, it will be in Westminster Abbey
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A&E and Steven Seagal finally end squint-off
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Vanessa Hudgens: "I can get very gangster." STRAIGHT OUTTA DISNEY CHANNEL
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Hayden Panettiere kept her boyfriend from renting the "Scream" movies
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
The Avengers have assembled to start filming
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts says she has to fight for her cinematographer husband's attention when they make films together, and she often goes hoarse yelling at him
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
How Jeremy Renner won the Bourne Legacy role. Be thankful he did too, the studio wanted LaBeouf
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Something called "Jennette McCurdy" raises more than $100,000 for children's charity. Good job, uhhh, whomever you are
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon likes riding bareback
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Celebrity Apprentice hottie Hope Dworaczyk's bathtub photos were deemed sleezy by Trump's minions... proof that elite reality sucks
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(NME)
 
 
 
Ernie Hudson says he hasn't been approached to reprise his critical, understated role as Winston Zedmore in Ghostbusters 3
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scientists with too much time on their hands find that beer drinking ups gastric cancer risk. Good thing we're born with two gastrics
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lenny "Nails" Dykstra has resorted to trolling Craigslist for free handjobs
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
The ugly Kardashian sister says she's fed up being called fat. Sasquatch, Chewbacca still ok
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
72 years ago today, "The Batman" makes his debut in Detective Comics issue No. 27. He will survive a full 66 years before Christopher Nolan manages to leach every last ounce of entertainment from the character and his cohorts
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The strange and troubling world of Suri Cruise
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan is going to jail but at least she looks...well, she's going to prison
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Denise Richards apologizes to Roger Ebert for Charlie Sheen's performance in Wall Street, or something
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(WBIR)
 
 
 
Woman succumbs to the sweet release of death at a Lady Gaga concert, but an unsympathetic EMT brings her back to life
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
What's the difference between Hilary Duff and the Easter Bunny? One has giant teeth and gives out candy to children, the other one's the Easter Bunny
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