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Sun August 06, 2006
(Some Gamer)
 
 
 
In the grim future of Hello Kitty there is only war
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Couple discover shared passion for Andy Griffith on internet message board; get married and move into replica of Aunt Bee's house. Barney Fife smells a rat
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sesame Street to introduce first female lead Muppet who will be "likeable" and talk about "differences" without being type-cast as the predictable "girly-girl"
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(HotOnlineNews)
 
 
 
Angelina is tired of men gawking at her
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(Louisville Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
Churchill Downs plans to announce what officials are calling a major concert with the Rolling Stones. And after the show, Mick Jagger will finally be put out to stud
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(AP)
 
 
 
Not that anyone cares but Patrick Swayze chimes in about Mel Gibson
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(Some liar)
 
 
 
Hilary Duff wants you to believe she is a virgin
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise's 13 year contract with Paramount has expired. He is technically unemployed, still won't come out of the closet
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by Sony, Microsoft and Nintendo sued over game controller designs. "Go Go Patent Lawsuit Simulator" rated 'A' for Asinine
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Three-day Harry Potter symposium covers important Potter-related issues such as: "Not Just Good and Evil: Moral Alignment in Harry Potter" and "Bloody Hell, Why Am I So Wild About Harry?"
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(listen to the terrible chorus)
 
 
 
Joe Pesci made a rap video based on his role in "wiseguy" movies, and it's JUST as terrible as you know it must be
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(Some Comic Fan)
 
 
 
Bob Thaves, author of "Frank and Ernest" comic strip, dead at 81. Your cat wants lasagna
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Two hundred KISS fans protest band's exclusion from Hall of Fame; Hall of Fame responds with "did you SEE Phantom of the Park?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson's "Forgive Me" circumcision to be broadcast on FOX?
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(Ozy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton says she is now celibate
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Sat August 05, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christian metal band 'Stryper' to open up for Satanic metal band 'Slayer' in Mexico. No word as of yet if there is a wrestling match scheduled between Bumblebee Man and Satan
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Auction cancelled after Oscar statue deemed fake. Tipped off by inscription: Lady in the Water, Best Picture
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Arthur Lee of Love is dead at 61
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Eight-year-old "Doctor Who" fan wakes up on his birthday to find Tardis sitting in his back yard
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bronze Rocky Balboa statue 'not artistic enough' for Philadelphia museum
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Marcia Brady is 50 today, Now she'll never be a teen model
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On this day, 40 years ago, The Beatles released Revolver in the UK, thus changing music forever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Record company releases lullaby versions of Metallica songs, Napster surrenders
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man impaled by rusty steel spike on his 54th birthday. Your Dad wants stake
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Disney raises theme park ticket prices again, fun now costs $67 a day
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Fri August 04, 2006
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Rescue Me" is the best currently running show on television
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(Weirdal.com)
 
 
 
Cover for the new Weird Al album "Straight out of Lynwood"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ludacris accepts invitation to prom from girl in wheelchair claiming to be his number one fan; rabid St. Bernard needed to complete the Stephen King storyline trifiecta
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(The Sneeze)
 
 
 
Mythbuster and farker Adam Savage has a bad start to his birthday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Madonna does her part to end Middle East conflict by helping Muslims, Jews, and Christians agree. Specifically, that she is a no-talent skank
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(CNN)
 
 
 
EA proves its exclusive NFL license can spur on innovation and competition by offering a preview...PREVIEW...of Madden NFL 07 on Pay-Per-View
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"My Sharona" singer has brain surgery. No word yet on whether it finally got that stupid song out of his head
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(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Originally envisioned as dark and broody "Doctor Who" spinoff, new BBC show reenvisioned as bright and cheery because fancy new cameras didn't work in the dark
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kid Rock dumped his 22-year-old girlfriend by text message. U r dmb fak boobs lmao
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Record executives kicking themselves for passing on Christina Aguilera when she first started. And you know she would have totally put out for a few extra zeroes on that contract, too
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
North Korean version of The Spice Girls defects to South Korea to seek fame and glory. Hopes world is ready for sexy Korean girls with hot accordion-on-accordion action
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Cartoon characters axed at theme park
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(PR Inside)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is having cravings for her son's baby food
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Blue of "Blue's Clues" fame turns 70, wants all these damn preschoolers off her lawn
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Howard Stern: I can pull Opie & Anthony's scheduled appearance on Letterman. O&A: "Prove it"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Man writes 80,000 articles for Wikipedia, none of them on getting laid
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Makers of "Jesus Camp" don't want their film to be shown at Michael Moore's film festival because it will make millions of people automatically hate it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Boy gets replica tardis for his birthday. No word on whether a copy of Billie Piper was included
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Maggie Gyllenhaal, and all of us, is grateful to her parents for raising her well enough to show her boobies in upcoming film
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Rob Schneider takes out ad announcing he will never work with Mel Gibson; courageous actor willing to forgo challenging roles and possible Academy Awards
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Bandai to sell giant Gundam much larger then the size of small nerd
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Thu August 03, 2006
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Reformed fattie Carnie Wilson confesses to her sexual fetish for doughnuts. No word if she is a doughnut bumper
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(Long Island Press)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons' Family Jewels: Rock & Roll all night, then go to your kid's soccer game
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(Mix999)
 
 
 
Lollapalooza fights to keep from becoming Lollapawhooza
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears acting a little tipsy
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Since she's a caring mom, Melanie Griffith gives her 17-year-old daughter a light (SFW)
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(Star Pulse)
 
 
 
Cletus wants to be an actor now
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Colin Ferrell says Colombia's reputation as the cocaine capital of the world is untrue; the hookers there are excellent, too
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Like the movie "Showgirls," Bob Saget's movie "Farce of the Penguins" had to be toned down for theatres. Unlike "Showgirls," it was meant to be funny
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(Teen Today)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale: "A guy sent me pictures of himself in the shower. He was wearing nothing but his shower cap. I was shocked." In other news, Kate Beckinsale is hot
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson puts song on her new album that helped her through her divorce with Nick Lachey; bet it was hard choosing between "Cherry Pie" and a James Blunt song
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(dailynews.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: "National Treasure 2"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Perfect typecasting: Helena Bonham Carter to play evil witch in next Harry Potter movie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US Magazine demonstrates what years of alcohol use has done to Mel Gibson's face
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sensing big alimony and child-support payments in his future, Charlie Sheen reminds network how valuable he is and wants a raise
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vatican condemns Madonna's crucifixion gimmick. Still silent on her crappy songs
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Marie Osmond denies trying to kill herself. Or rather, her manager denies it, which is never encouraging
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake reveals that he too is in a homosexual relationship on broadcast TV
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(R&R)
 
 
 
We've had Jack-FM, Bob-FM, Ben-FM, etc. Now we have a Jose-FM in Dallas. Your dog wants steak fajitas
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Producer for Scarborough Country gets drunk to a 0.12% BAC to see if he makes anti-Semitic statements
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock's first wedding song was "Sympathy for the Devil." Oh yeah, this one's gonna last
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Sting says "No, thank you" to Police
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
This is why Miss France lost the Miss Universe pageant
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Elton John thinks American bands have no fashion sense. This from a guy who used to wear a boa in concert
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hollywood exhumes "Pet Sematary," this time starring George Clooney. Someone dig up Joey Ramone -- he'll want to see this
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(Some Lao Wai)
 
 
 
"Talladega Nights" breaks records for brand whoring
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(Double-O Colbert)
 
 
 
Anyone else think Steven Colbert would make a great James bond?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Then Halle comes out of the dressing room and we all start gravitating towards her as if we're in a trance. She's stunning"
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Wed August 02, 2006
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Wolverine to star in the musical "Carousel" remake. Broadway trifecta in the works
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
During her upcoming television concert special, Madonna, wearing a crown of thorns, will descend on a mirrored disco-ball cross. That shouldn't cause any controversy, should it?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Tommy Lee thinks it's 'Nam... choppers pick him up on public street
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Elizabeth from "The View" proves she is completely insane while discussing morning-after pill
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Since Paris Hilton has slept with everyone possible, now she is starting over with her first fiance
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez treats her movie roles like her concerts: Canceling them for no apparent reason other than she can
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Want to be a Pussycat Doll? The new CW Network will air a reality show to find the next slutty, er... sultry singer/dancer
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
In an attempt to look even more corpsetastic, Victoria "bag of antlers" Beckham has ditched her long mane
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN issues BREAKING NEWS ALERT that Mel Gibson has been charged with misdemeanor drunken driving. Dear Mainstream Media: please make it stop, for the love of god and all that is holy
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jamie Foss says Denzel Washington would make a great James Bond; then ruins his own cred by saying Diddy would be a great Bond as well
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Shannen "Mother Teresa" Doherty slams Lindsay "Party Girl" Lohan
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
CSI star doesn't know why he was beaten up by a fat woman in a Hawaiian bar; perhaps his rendition of a Don Ho song set her off
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Richard Donner's cut of "Superman II" being released in November
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
At 90 years old, Kirk Douglas writes a novel and doesn't give a damn anymore about kids being on his lawn
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Queer Eye" canceled. Metrosexuals mourn by getting exfoliated, manicures
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ariana Huffington's on her third editorial about Gibson -- and counting. Just remember: Those ugly rumors about the liberal media piling on Gibson are totally unwarranted
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Larry Hagman's first question about his role as a sugar daddy on "Nip/Tuck": "Do I get to have sex with her?"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Automatic flush toilets ruin movie shoot
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman claims Carmen Electra is still in love with him, and that's the real reason why she split with Dave Navarro
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"You tell Colin Farrell when he's through with my jock strap to give it back"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
After overdoing fake boobs for so long, Playboy will now try their luck with fake celebrities
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TBS set to debut interactive live TV game show
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Owen Wilson actually lived out "You, Me and Dupree" with Woody Harrelson and his wife
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Scientologists make offer to buy Neverland Ranch. Michael Jackson awaiting counter-offer from Super Adventure Club
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jewish group accepts apology from Mel Gibson. He says Jews aren't really "responsible for all wars," just for killing Jesus
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(theVoiceofReason)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson urged to make a third apology, this time to the police officer he called "Sugar Tits"
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Uptown girl / she is living in a Hamptons world / as as anyone with hot blood can / now she's looking for her downtown man / to DIAF
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hillary Duff has finally realized that nobody wants to pay to see her
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Tel Aviv could be in flames and I'm not sure it would push Gibson's sordid little tale off the front pages
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Santana plans on a "healthy" career suicide
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(Bumpshack)
 
 
 
Some great photos of a very drunk Mel Gibson (the purist) with tourists at the bar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kurt Vonnegut makes media appearance as avatar named "Kurt Vonnegut" in online world Second Life. So it goes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Finalist on "New Zealand Idol," once convicted of aggravated assault and burglary, leaves show because she's pregnant. It's nice to see that Britney Spears' influence is global
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Just another night at Skybar in L.A., with Snoop Dogg sippin' gin and juice with his homie Tony Blair (Bush's lap dizzle-o-double-g)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Baldwin in trouble again. No, not that Baldwin. Not that one, either
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Tue August 01, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Did Kurt Cobain kill himself...or was it murder? Dun dun duuuun
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(ew)
 
 
 
How do the chart-topping hits of August 1972 hold up today?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Most celebrity busts occur on the Pacific Coast Highway near La Tuna Canyon Road. Heh-heh. "La Tuna Canyon"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Stephen King and John Irving beg J.K. Rowling not to kill off Harry Potter in final book of series. Potter unavailable for comment because HE'S NOT REAL
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Gov. Schwarzenegger promises Tony Blair a role in potential Terminator 4 movie
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(Some Headbanger)
 
 
 
Swedish death metal band Dismember cancels its Israeli concert. However, the band has promised to, "return to Israel as soon as the crisis [in the Middle East] has come to an end." So in other words, never
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Meat Loaf has come to an agreement over "Bat out of Hell" rights. We can all sleep a little easier tonight
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(YNet)
 
 
 
Oy vey. Just when you thought things couldn't get worse in Israel, Depeche Mode announces the cancellation of their scheduled Tel Aviv concert
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
As you do when you have sex with a rock star: frame the panties you were wearing at the time and hang them on the wall
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson wants to meet with the leaders of the f@#king war-starting Jewish conspiracy to begin a "path for healing." Hopefully this won't end like the first scene in Braveheart
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Muslims finally take notice of South Park's depiction of Mohammed
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(Entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
"Nicole [Richie] had been experimenting and had a memory card full of sexy nude photos of her and a lot of friends. They'd be embarrassed if they got out." Guess what happens
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Shannen Doherty: "I don't know if anybody's noticed, but I've pretty much been hiding out as much as humanly possible."
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Cindy Crawford seen pole dancing at a nightclub in France
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
John Travolta is proud of his portly figure and has no plans to lose weight
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Tired of being ignored, Michael Jackson's PR team puts him in the news again. Apparently he's broke...now how will he buy candy to lure small children?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Turns out Mel Gibson's Jew detecting sense was fully operational when he was pulled over, the Cop who busted him is Jewish
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Keith Richard's daughter refuses to do drugs or climb trees like her dad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Wikipedia sysop blocks Stephen Colbert's account for inciting vandalism
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
ABC cancels Mel Gibson's Holocaust mini-series, but word has it he has another one in the oven
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman is enjoying her life as a traditional wife, especially having a heterosexual husband finally
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
In one last desperate bid for attention, Christina Aguilera is now resorting to public sex acts
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(Morning WOODtv.com)
 
 
 
17 time Grammy winner Aretha Franklin to be honored by "An Evening of Stars". For those of you keeping track, that is one Grammy for every 20 pounds
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
Director of "House of Sand And Fog" joins Mel Gibson trifecta, ends up in the House of Ass And Pounding
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson might be ostricized by those in Hollywood for his actions. If he had just drugged and raped a 13-year old girl or married his ex's daughter like a normal director he'd be fine
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Warner Bros announce Heath Ledger as Joker. No word yet on Jake Gyllenhaal as Robin
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling says hardcore porn helps her and her husband's sex life; in his case, you can understand
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(Star)
 
 
 
Duke sucks, and so does Mel Gibson's rehab program
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cher to auction 700 items from her home, including cheek bone shavings, liposuctioned fat cells, and many, many removed ribs
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Mon July 31, 2006
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Now that everyone knows Mel Gibson is a drunken, racist schmuck, what happens to his career?
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Making fun of new James Bond actor Daniel Craig has developed into a national pastime in Britain
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
MTV Video Music Award nominees are announced. New contest in the works to reward fans that can cite specific examples of any of these videos being played in regular rotation
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See, we heres in the crossword puzzle world were pulling down mad benjamins, and then this Sudoku punk comes along and rumbles our score
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(Some MST3K Fan)
 
 
 
Mike Nelson of MST3K fame slips a few potential Rifftrax send ups
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Guy sits down and watches every episode of "The Prisoner" back-to-back. Suddenly realizes "Lost" isn't as original as he thought
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TMZ posts PSA shot by Mel Gibson for the Los Angeles Sheriff's Star Organization. Well at least someone's still hiring Scott Baio
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Huey Lewis set to star in the musical Chicago when it hits San Francisco; no word yet on Chris Berman taking a leave of absence from ESPN to be with him
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney's first guitar sells for $614,000 while George Harrison's guitar gently weeps
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
From the who da thunk it department: Eddie Izzard is seeking therapy
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
This just in: Men sometimes impersonate female characters in online games. Ric Romero rushing to the scene in a wig and high heels
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you didn't think a Guns N'Roses concert could suck any more than it already does, you weren't in London yesterday when Skid Row's Sebastian Bach took over singing for a sick Axl Rose
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson is ready for sex, any time, any place (w/pic)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Disney film crew, using Rhode Island statehouse as movie set, replace actual state flag with phony one. Claim they didn't know Rhode Island was actually a real state
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
American Idol producers are angry over Fantasia's new TV Movie because it might show reality show execs in a bad light. ORLY
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carmen Electra's breasts are too big
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Moby sick of fans mistaking him for Michael Stipe, Sinead O'Connor
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman's plan to sleep with and irritate everyone in countries around the world is working out well
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria says deporting illegal Mexican immigrants is "insulting." No word on whether that's the same kind of "insulting" as coming here and expecting everyone to learn their language
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(Portsmouth Times)
 
 
 
Keef "Two Sheds" Richards pays $111,000 for a garden shed with no power or water
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(National Review)
 
 
 
"If a drunken Mel Gibson called out 'Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world,' there can be only one possible place for a man who believes such things: the next Secretary General of the United Nations."
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd to reunite, drop acid again for Syd Barrett tribute concert
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
As Reservoir Dogs video game nears release, foreign countries begin freaking out and start banning it. Gamers more worried that if it follows the movie storyline you'll never win
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Incredible Shrinking Anna K
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Conflict continues in Leban -- HOLD THE PRESSES -- Prince Harry gives his girlfriend a good-bye kiss before she heads back to South Africa
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Lindsay's mom tries to shield her from the ugly truth: She's an ugly skank and people are talking about it
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson says Dixie Chicks "got a raw deal" after criticizing President Bush. Also says IRS full of very nice and helpful people who have no reason to re-audit his tax records
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson horrified by ugly-ass wedding photos. Perhaps you should have married someone else, Pam
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp might be candy coated for his next film role
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Boy George to pick up trash. Unfortunately, for him it won't be in clubs
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
That crazy one-legged biatchy psycho porn-modeling golddigger Heather Mills takes offence to being called a golddigger
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(Fametastic)
 
 
 
America gives a big sigh of relief as Paris & Nicole announce end of feuding. Amateur lesbian porn video hits the internet in 3...2...1
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sir Cliff Richard persuading Tony Blair to change British copyright laws in his favour, proving the PM can be more than just President Bush's lapdog
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson ashamed of his remarks, reveals he is actually a woman (Read picture caption)
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
For all those desperately awaiting his decision, Ice Cube says he will not enter politics, take on Governator, use his A-K
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NYPD chief begins new investigation into Notorious BIG death; this likely means he's got a posthumous album coming out soon
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton says she plays "dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb." In other news, both actresses deserve Oscars
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson's blood alcohol level was just a .12 -- apparently the guy just needs a mild buzz before he starts singing "Heil to Der Fuhrer."
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton clones are popping up everywhere, cashing in, posing in Playboy, ruining her reputation; well, all but the last one
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Relive the days of the cute pre-Cletus non-psycho Britney through her little sister Jamie Lynn. "I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Apparently telling a gal she has "farking huge cannons" isn't politically correct, even at Fox News
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lawmakers consider reviving the Cannonball Run
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Nicolas Cage buys a 500-year old, 28-room Bavarian castle. Submitter suggests we invite ourselves to a castlewarming party
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Donny Osmond has no idea why women still throw their panties at him
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