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Thu January 17, 2019
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ay, caramba, that's a lot of junk in the trunk, the sad racist story of Sarah Baartman, rumors are jiggling that Beyonce will star in the biopic
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Good news: Bro Country is on the wane, pushing out basic young male country fans. Bad news: Sappy Luther Vandross-type country/R&B music is on the rise, pulling in basic young female country fans with hunky male singers and luuuv songs
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
The new Florida Georgia Line album has only three skits and a single collab f/ Jason Derulo. Otherwise, cain't say it ain't country
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you were hoping that "Glass" would be a return to form for M. Night Shyamalan, do we have a shocking twist for you. Or not, really
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Voice-actor who portrayed Chumley the Walrus dies at age 93. Tennessee Tuxedo unavailable for comment, will not fail
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus responds with egg puns when asked if pregnant. Eggregious egg puns. Bad yolks
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey says, I may be old and sick, but I can still rock (cough) with the best of them
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(Some Dalek)
 
 
 
Tom Baker is turning 85, still has no plans to regenerate
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Wick Chapter 3: Take My Money
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Woman who touched Justin Timberlake's hand is offering handshakes for $2, free facepalms
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Boobies
 
World's hottest grandma launches topless calendar after her regular one sold out
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So not only is Bird Box nothing more than A Quiet Place for stupid people, but it also apparently uses actual footage of a real disaster where people died as part of the film
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Video resurfaces of NSync doing something embarrassing. I believe it's called their career
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Seven burning questions ahead of Star Trek: Discovery's second season
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Betty White still looks golden as she turns 97
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines objects to "Turbulence" theme of art show they sponsor, suggests "Stolen Commuter Plane" or "30 Hour Layover" as alternatives
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway cast in the lead for a movie you didn't know you wanted remade
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Wed January 16, 2019
(Some KISS)
 
 
 
"Because we all know KISS invented feeding TSA workers for free at their Rock and Brews Restaurants"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The twenty-five most anticipated movies of 2019 that's totally different than those other lists of most anticipated 2019 movies because it's snarkier
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(NY1)
 
 
 
The intersection of Wu Tang and Clan ain't nothin' to speed through
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, they made a sequel to the greatest movie ever made about Nazis on the Moon
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Director: "I can make Star Wars fan film?" Disney: "Sure, just don't crowdfund or make any money off it." Director: "Here is film." Disney: "3 notes in your original music are too similar to our IP; we're claiming your video and monetizing it"
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(realclearlife.com)
 
 
 
Hey, the hot-tub, anything goes '70s were pretty damn great, right? Well, unless you were a kid. And then, they sucked -- as 'Roma' and a couple of other films realize
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Imagine, if you will, Brian Johnson and Kraftwerk stuck in an elevator
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Anthony Michael Hall joins Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chet says he's stewed, buttwad
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Let's play a little game of "who wrote it": Edgar Allan Poe or an emo band?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/16): Galactus returns to devour Earth. Who is going to stop him? Doom, of course. What, you thought that meddlesome simpleton Reed Richards? Bah
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn't matter. You'll be forgotten. I'll be forgotten. We'll all be forgotten"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kathy Bates loses 60 pounds, facial recognition
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night: Jason Reitman is looking at doing a new Ghostbusters movie. Today: here's a teaser. My wallet: Well played, sir. Well played
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Congratulations Ewan McGregor, you've just won the award for having one of the "10 Biggest Penises in Hollywood", Jude Law and Leonardo DiCaprio sit back down please
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Nikki Sixx and wife expecting first child. Not bad for a dead guy
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
For an artist who writes songs and supposedly speaks for his generation, Kanye West sure is bad at communicating
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl turns 50 this week, only because JiZMak da Gusha of GWAR spared his life in 2014
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since we haven't discussed Spider-Man: Far From Home enough, here's Kevin Smith fanboying over the trailer
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The new Star Trek spin-offs will "learn from the mistakes" of DS9 and Voyager. Wait...Deep Space Nine had no mistakes
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Ghostbusters movie you actually wanted has been announced. News story to the left, fans giggling like Slimer on nitrous to the right
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Tue January 15, 2019
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The Fyre Festival gets a fitting 2019 update as Netflix and Hulu accuse each other of being greedy and unethical over it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How Stephen King is winning the battle for best septuagenarian on Twitter
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Artie Lange suspected of being in drug-fueled downward spiral of self-destruction. This is not a repeat from every year since 2000
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(Philly Voice)
 
 
 
Joe from Netflix's YOU is obviously Dennis Reynolds from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Frank set this all up, didn't he
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday to the first actress to play a Romulan on Star Trek
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney isn't headlining Glastonbury after all; looks as if someone else will have to carry that weight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The hidden meaning behind Daenerys' braids on Game of Thrones. What's next? Will it be a Meereenese Knot?
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, While Nora studied her father extensively she didn't dig too much into the rest of her extended family. Meanwhile, Caitlin considers opening Pandora's Box, Dammit Caitlin. 8PM ET on the CW
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Wait, there are people who think Good Omens isn't funny? They're probably from Manchester
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Bikini Kill to Reunite for first shows since 1997. Lady boners are springing up everywhere, including subby's
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alicia Keys will host the 2019 Grammys, depriving LL Cool J of a paycheck
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian has unique visual aids for having "the talk" with her kids
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The 'Game of Thrones' showrunners are so secretive about the final season they wish they didn't have to make a trailer (but assure they are begrudgingly doing one). So expect 2 minutes of Jon and Daenerys walking toward Winterfell
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