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Thu May 13, 2021
(eBay)
 
 
 
Ebay skips the MadLibs and heads straight for the Word Salad: A chicken nugget that looks like Lady Elaine, plus accompanying NFT
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Someone actually thinks Guy Fieri would make a good daytime chat show host. No wait, they're serious, stop laughing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fresh from rehab and two days after announcing his divorce, John Mulaney is already dating Olivia Munn... AS ONE DOES
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Real people, real news
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(ETCanada.com)
 
 
 
Scott Bakula wishes he could Quantum Leap back to when NCIS NOLA wasn't cancelled
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ratings tick up for This is Us, FBI, and NCIS, all shows geared towards the dull
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 71st Birthday to Stevie Wonder. Here he is giving the best televised performance of his career
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney credits "eye yoga" for maintaining his vision
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder turns 71 today, but is he uptight? Everything's alright
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Royal Mail to issue Prince Philip memorial stamps, commemorating moments like asking an Aborigine if he was still throwing spears, telling a 13-year-old boy he's too fat to be an astronaut, and telling a policewoman she looked like a suicide bomber
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Seth Rogan is not a secret Scientologist. Seth Rogan trifecta observed smoking a portly self rolled cigarette before deciding to be in play
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kaleb Kennedy Kancelled
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Cara Delevingne is but she is selling a video about how much she loves her vagina
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Get out your tissues, This is Us is ending
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
The Top Gun soundtrack turns 35. It feels the need to speed over to Home Depot, and then take a nap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
1) Don't start a land war in Asia 2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line 3) Never publicly express an opinion about any conflict between Israel and Palestine, especially if you are a public figure
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC is going to ruin the holidays with Annie: LIVE
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You've seen Zooey Daschanel without bangs, Chelsea Handler without makeup, and dozens of grown up child stars. I now present you with thin, shaved, and glassless Seth Rogan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Give me an A" "You have to pick a consonant when you spin the wheel." "Oh...uh...Europe" Vintage trumps weird when Weird Al, Lee Greenwood, Little Richard, and James Brown meet on the Wheel Of Fortune
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Wed May 12, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
They found a way to Make Me Feel even better about the Knives Out sequel
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Somebody has been hanging on to Kurt Cobain's hair all this time, and you guessed it, it's about to make them a lot of money
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(TV Technology)
 
 
 
Audit finds Nielsen indeed undercounted television viewership by up to 6 percent during pandemic, partly validating TV execs' fears that their hard work to create compelling shows wasn't being acknowledged
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Tonight on The CW, another role model for young people from a more innocent time is clubbed, beaten, reprogrammed, and repackaged. The voice of LeVar Burton officiates. No Tom Swifties, please (tag is for Subby)
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
The disturbing behind-the-scenes secrets of your favorite cartoon characters
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
If you remember Todd Rundgren getting introduced by Tina Turner on 'The Midnight Special,' you weren't there, man. You weren't there
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(IGN)
 
 
 
The craziest stunt in the upcoming "Fast and Furious" was the idea of a nine-year-old
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(Yahoo)
 
Boobies
 
Billie Eilish shocked, SHOCKED that a busty pop star posing in lingerie drew such massive attention after spending years hiding under tarps
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Andra Day liked her old "juicy" self better. Right there with you, Miss Day
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ex Abercrombie and Fitch employee exposes the shocking labor practice of hiring models to shut up and look good
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Terry Crews reveals how Terry Crews' porn addiction almost cost Terry Crews his marriage. Fortunately there's a happy ending *flexes*
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Even at 59 the life of a repo man is always intense. Happy birthday Emilio
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The Ellen DeGeneres Show will dance(limp) off the air after next season
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Sometimes you're just wrong. WRONG. Happens to us all - accept it and move on
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
FXX giving Danny DeVito and Aubrey Plaza their own animated series
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Jason Biggs is 43 today. But are all those candles on pie or cake?
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(Rock and Roll Hall of Fame)
 
 
 
Another band influenced by Iron Maiden gets into Rock and Roll hall of fame. Iron Maiden not inducted. This is not a repeat from, well, every year since the 90s
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
"Everyone Is Horrid Except Me (And Possibly You)", the song sang by Benedict Cumberbatch and Yeardley Smith as a The Smiths parody on The Simpsons, has officially been released as a single
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Sure, you like Mozart. But have you ever heard Mozart ... on a banjo?
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
While everyone was giving rock music its last rites, Gojira decided that maybe it wasn't time to get on the cart just yet
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Career Suicide Squad II gets an earlier release date in the UK
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Legends of the Hidden Reboot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The one with the Lego set
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Tue May 11, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Norman Lloyd has died. In other news, Norman Lloyd was alive
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
It's great to see Ric Romero Institute graduates writing for Cosmo on such hard-hitting topics as Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker's "get a room you two" body language
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Re: Gigli 2? The Bennifer plot thickens
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
No time travel this time (hopefully) in this (literally) "Timeless" episode of The Flash (7ᵗʰ season, ep. №9) at 8 ㏘ EDT. Then the Super Friends fear the Phantom Zone to rescue Supergirl in "Fear Knot" (6ᵗʰ season, ep. №7) at 9 ㏘, both on The CW
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Days of Our Lives renewed for another 2 years. No sign of Dr. Drake Ramoray, however
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(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Spin uncomfortable with any music made after 1989, facts. Headline: FBI looked into Cobain's death. Article: FBI wrote letters to crackpots saying they wouldn't look into it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hear Barbara Billingsly talk about learning to speak jive for her role in "Airplane." Bonus: hearing June Cleaver use the term "whitey"
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(National Post)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau is preventing Joe Rogan from talking about abortions and celebrity chefs, even though everyone in Canada wants Joe Rogan to tell them about it. Did I mention Joe Rogan? Yeah, that Joe Rogan
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