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Fri January 18, 2019
(Me TV)
 
 
 
Carol Channing was hip-hop before it was cool - way back in 1966 - when Flavor Flav was just a 7 y/o Boooooooyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Pipless Gladys Night to take the midnight train to Georgia to sing Super Bowl anthem in Atlanta
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(105.9 The Brew)
 
 
 
Soundgarden's tribute to Chris Cornell last night was very likely the end of the highway
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Thu January 17, 2019
(Page Six)
 
 
 
There's 'desperate' for a high, and then there's 'willing to snort coke mixed with HIV-positive blood desperate'
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
F*cking Louis C.K.: "I like to jerk off, and I don't like being alone," goes on to say, "The whole point of comedy is to say things that you shouldn't say. That's the entire point"
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
And you thought rock was dead? The New Orleans Jazz Festival will feature Katy Perry, Dave Matthews and the Rolling Stones as headliners
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
To catch a creditor
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Germs bassist Lorna Doom has passed away. No word if it was from...germs
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Ten key movies you should watch to appreciate the evolution of Keanu Reeves, actor. Whoa
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Best-selling paranormal fantasy writer accuses her husband of conducting a long-term plot to poison her. Article to the left, armchair vampire detectives weighing in to the right
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 60th birthday, Susanna Hoffs. Wait, that can't be right
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow kids? Here's the Cardi B government shutdown take you were all waiting for
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
The team is headed to IHOP to meet with the Judge. Will she send them all to The Bad Place? Will Jason get the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity? It's The Good Place, 9:30pm ET on NBC
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Ay, caramba, that's a lot of junk in the trunk, the sad racist story of Sarah Baartman, rumors are jiggling that Beyonce will star in the biopic
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Good news: Bro Country is on the wane, pushing out basic young male country fans. Bad news: Sappy Luther Vandross-type country/R&B music is on the rise, pulling in basic young female country fans with hunky male singers and luuuv songs
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
The new Florida Georgia Line album has only three skits and a single collab f/ Jason Derulo. Otherwise, cain't say it ain't country
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you were hoping that "Glass" would be a return to form for M. Night Shyamalan, do we have a shocking twist for you. Or not, really
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Voice-actor who portrayed Chumley the Walrus dies at age 93. Tennessee Tuxedo unavailable for comment, will not fail
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(Cosmopolitan)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus responds with egg puns when asked if pregnant. Eggregious egg puns. Bad yolks
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey says, I may be old and sick, but I can still rock (cough) with the best of them
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(Some Dalek)
 
 
 
Tom Baker is turning 85, still has no plans to regenerate
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Wick Chapter 3: Take My Money
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Woman who touched Justin Timberlake's hand is offering handshakes for $2, free facepalms
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Boobies
 
World's hottest grandma launches topless calendar after her regular one sold out
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So not only is Bird Box nothing more than A Quiet Place for stupid people, but it also apparently uses actual footage of a real disaster where people died as part of the film
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Video resurfaces of NSync doing something embarrassing. I believe it's called their career
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Seven burning questions ahead of Star Trek: Discovery's second season
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Betty White still looks golden as she turns 97
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Alaska Airlines objects to "Turbulence" theme of art show they sponsor, suggests "Stolen Commuter Plane" or "30 Hour Layover" as alternatives
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway cast in the lead for a movie you didn't know you wanted remade
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Wed January 16, 2019
(Some KISS)
 
 
 
"Because we all know KISS invented feeding TSA workers for free at their Rock and Brews Restaurants"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The twenty-five most anticipated movies of 2019 that's totally different than those other lists of most anticipated 2019 movies because it's snarkier
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(NY1)
 
 
 
The intersection of Wu Tang and Clan ain't nothin' to speed through
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Yes Virginia, they made a sequel to the greatest movie ever made about Nazis on the Moon
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Director: "I can make Star Wars fan film?" Disney: "Sure, just don't crowdfund or make any money off it." Director: "Here is film." Disney: "3 notes in your original music are too similar to our IP; we're claiming your video and monetizing it"
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(realclearlife.com)
 
 
 
Hey, the hot-tub, anything goes '70s were pretty damn great, right? Well, unless you were a kid. And then, they sucked -- as 'Roma' and a couple of other films realize
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Imagine, if you will, Brian Johnson and Kraftwerk stuck in an elevator
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Anthony Michael Hall joins Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Chet says he's stewed, buttwad
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Let's play a little game of "who wrote it": Edgar Allan Poe or an emo band?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/16): Galactus returns to devour Earth. Who is going to stop him? Doom, of course. What, you thought that meddlesome simpleton Reed Richards? Bah
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn't matter. You'll be forgotten. I'll be forgotten. We'll all be forgotten"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Kathy Bates loses 60 pounds, facial recognition
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Last night: Jason Reitman is looking at doing a new Ghostbusters movie. Today: here's a teaser. My wallet: Well played, sir. Well played
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Congratulations Ewan McGregor, you've just won the award for having one of the "10 Biggest Penises in Hollywood", Jude Law and Leonardo DiCaprio sit back down please
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Nikki Sixx and wife expecting first child. Not bad for a dead guy
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
For an artist who writes songs and supposedly speaks for his generation, Kanye West sure is bad at communicating
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl turns 50 this week, only because JiZMak da Gusha of GWAR spared his life in 2014
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since we haven't discussed Spider-Man: Far From Home enough, here's Kevin Smith fanboying over the trailer
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The new Star Trek spin-offs will "learn from the mistakes" of DS9 and Voyager. Wait...Deep Space Nine had no mistakes
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Ghostbusters movie you actually wanted has been announced. News story to the left, fans giggling like Slimer on nitrous to the right
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