Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Sat May 30, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
If you can come up with a holiday for June in which we can get off work for, what would it be?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
At 9:30 AM ET, Wolfsburg host Eintracht Frankfurt, Hertha Berlin play Augsburg, Mainz have Hoffenheim, and a struggling Schalke take on cellar dwellers Werder Bremen. At 12:30 PM, Bayern host Dusseldorf. It's your Saturday Bundesliga Discussion Thread
source: foxsports.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
English teacher with perfect Cambridge pronunciation goes nucular on commoners who persist with "expresso," "Febury" and "mischievious," excetera. Irregardless, she seems nice
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 29, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday and we have all kinds of fresh Hell in stock. Come get it while it's hot in the MSNBC Primetime thread. Sale starts at 8 PM Eastern
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Jeff Hardy takes on Daniel Bryan in one of the Intercontinental Championship semi-finals and Elias faces A.J. in the other. Also, where did all this smoke suddenly come from? "BRO" The wackiness starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
source: wwe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dropkick Murphys with Bruce Springsteen live from the Fenway Park infield. Let's go Murphys
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
SC Freiburg look to stay in contention for a European spot while Bayer Leverkusen are looking to crack the top 3. Kickoff is at 2:30 pm. Fox Sports has the stream. It's Friday night in the Bundesliga, and this is your discussion thread
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My first grader's teacher regularly hosts Zoom calls for class on the move; she once hosted a call traveling to a friend's house several states away, once helping her parents the next state over. The social distancing is awful. Should I report her?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Biden addressing the situation in Minnesota and the murder of George Floyd
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Our child care system is broken. How can we built a better one?
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Twitter be deleted? Will he beg the mods for mercy? Surprise Trump presser live from the Rose Garden at 2pm
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Article on how to safely and ethically film police misconduct
source: teenvogue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Backpacker)
 
 
 
Summer is here. Go hiking with Kassondra Cloos
source: backpacker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 45-year-old single guy who enjoys wearing women's clothing, but only alone at home, not hanging around in bars. Nevertheless at the pub I got drunk and told my mates of my lingerie love, and I worry what they think of me. Help
source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Is 2020 the best at being worst?" - While everybody dumps on 2020 as the worst year ever, 2019 gets to skate. However, didn't this all start in 2019?
source: blog.timesunion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
How different will schools look when they reopen?
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less of a challenge than Whitney and her Militank in Pokemon Crystal it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Borderlands: The Handsome Collection free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: favourite Indie games? Tell us inside
source: epicgames.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I really enjoy faking multiple orgasms when I have sex with my husband, but I worry that I might be lying too much. Should I come clean?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
This summer will break young Americans, who will remember their president Trump, the masks they had to wear, and even shelter-at-home
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 28, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Is coronavirus straining your marriage? NJ divorce lawyers are predicting a wave of pandemic splits
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Walking on Eire)
 
 
 
Jaysus, that fella is a right lick arse
source: irelandbeforeyoudie.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. I hope y'all are thirsty, because the news has been enough to drive one to drink today. Welcome to the MSNBC Primetime discussion, starting at 8 PM Eastern
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Take 2 of the Bertha-delayed Uniforms 500k Nascar Cup Race at Charlotte Motor Speedway. Let's see if Chase can steal another bow tonight at 7pm ET on FS1
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Police poked perusing pedestrians pair of purses
source: thenewsherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(String quartet)
 
 
 
Your teeth get stained red
source: wellandgood.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some new wave Guy)
 
 
 
This week's serving of vintage 80's alt/goth/post-punk/new wave includes music from Captain Sensible, Alan Vega, and The Homosexuals. Come hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on PastFORWARD #135. Starts @ 1PM ET, LGT streaming options
source: kuci.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(That's life)
 
 
 
Don't worry. They'll eventually be back
source: nwestiowa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction book? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, through Chapter 27 - "WUFF"
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
If people can't see the thinner rope, then Barnum and Harry Kellar missed out on their best audiences
source: ndtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is there anything morally wrong with finishing my sister's online finals for her so she can graduate from college? My dad thinks it's a great idea"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My granddaughter is getting married, and she apparently has no intention of inviting my best friend for over three decades who sends her money every birthday and Christmas. I'm outraged; can I boycott the wedding for this affront to civility?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Clearly the reviewer got paid for this promotion - yet another advertisement disguised as an article
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Google)
 
 
 
What do you call a bear in the rain? A Drizzly Bear. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread (LGN)
source: google.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this?
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bustle)
 
 
 
Masturbating with a vagina needs a new, feminist term. Provide it to the right
source: bustle.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 27, 2020
(Vulture)
 
 
 
Will LMD Coulson have an existential crisis? Will Mack have to smack down some 1930s racists? Will Peggy Carter make a cameo? It's your Agents of SHIELD premiere thread. Starts 10PM ET
source: vulture.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to never forget the coronavirus pandemic
source: altpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will Jimmie Johnson show up with a legal car? (No.) Is Kyle Busch tired from racing yet? (Also, no.) It's the Alsco 500K from Charlotte, live on FS1 at 8 PM EDT
source: jayski.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Welcome to Wednesday, where we wonder why we're whacky. This is the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Matt Riddle & Timothy Thatcher settle things inside the steel cage? Will Brian Cage call out AEW Champ Jon Moxley? Who will be the #1 contender for Cody's TNT Championship? The Wednesday Night Wars rage on @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
source: allelitewrestling.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Why did Hemingway's chicken cross the road? To die. In the rain. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, terse edition
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
More people say they will get a flu shot compared to last year. Remember folks it is just a little prick
source: fox43.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I've been sexting my wife's aunt lately. Is that wrong? Should I not do that?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Ladders)
 
 
 
Because he knows the time is short / Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast
source: theladders.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Our 13 year-old son posted a manifesto on the refrigerator protesting our rigid quarantine overscheduling"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I just used two different brands of blood pressure monitors at the same time-one on each arm- and got two different results. Then switched them. On one I was normal, on the other I had slightly high blood pressure. How do I know which on is right?
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Abbie, my wife asks me to screw her brains out while she's hammered and calls me a p*ssy when I refuse. What do
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 26, 2020
(IMDB)
 
 
 
It's S.T.R.I.P.E. to the rescue on "DC's Stargirl" on The CW at 8PM EDT; then "DC's Legends of Tomorrow" are on TV at 9 (sorry, Subby didn't have time to come up with anything more imaginative than that for the Legends)
source: imdb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday. Only five more alleged days until this alleged month is done. Let's sit back and scream at our televisions while we watch the MSNBC Primetime block, starting at 8 PM Eastern
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
TV shows, foreign food, and social media influencers are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 3-9 Memorial Day Edition
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »






On Twitter




In Other Media
X
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.