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Sun February 05, 2023
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
After last week's fantastic episode that should win all the Emmy's, we return to your fungal jungle bungle as Joel and Ellie hit the road and go west. Along the way, they meet the mysterious Kathleen. The Last of Us, 9PM ET on HBO
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
The NASCAR Cup Series returns to the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum for the Busch Light Clash, as counter programming to the Grammys. Coverage begins at 8 PM ET on Fox
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Will ABBA finally get a Grammy and make everyone feel outrage like Jethro Tull did in 1989? Will Lizzo dominate? Will we find out what a Bad Bunny is? Why can't U2 just win everything? The 65th Grammy Awards, 8PM ET on CBS
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Live from Allegiant Stadium in sunny Las Vegas, it's the most exciting flag football game no one will ever give a crap about, er, we mean it's the NFL's 2023 Pro Bowl Game. Kickoff at 3:00 PM ET, ESPN & ABC
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sure, it's easy to put together a list of the best wedding songs of all time. But this is Fark, and we like to do things a bit differently. This week on the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're looking for songs you should never play at a wedding
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: The first book you read as a child
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Sunday Premier League starts at 9:00 am ET with Nottingham vs Leeds. Leeds are just above the line, while Forest have been playing well. MoTD Spurs vs Man Citeh. Citeh can close on Arsenal, will the Spurs do their rivals a favor? On NBC/USA
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(Thought Catalog)
 
 
 
So...asking for a friend...what are the best and worst dating sites?
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(Some Fabricator)
 
 
 
Do any Farkers do quilting? (LGT example of kickass activist quilts)
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Sat February 04, 2023
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will we get a send up of all the incel rage over The Last of Us? Will Kyle Mooney return for a Baby Yoda Update stint with The Mandalorian? Can everyone avoid mushrooms? Pedro Pascal hosts, Coldplay is the musical guest. SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight is NXT: Vengeance Day. Bron defends the NXT title vs Waller, Roxanne faces a Toxic pair after her title. Will Dijak see justice served or does Wes Lee dodge all charges? Fatal 4-way tag titles match & more. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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(UFC)
 
 
 
MMA doubleheader: Bellator 290, with Fedor Emelianenko's final fight, against Ryan Bader. Prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on CBS. Then a late UFC Fight Night, with Derrick Lewis vs Serghei Spivac, prelims at 10 PM ET, main card at 1 AM ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Tourists behaving badly, Australian fauna, spelling errors, and fishing are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 26-Feb. 1: Spy Balloon Edition
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Coming up at 4:05 PM ET, it's - a pink light bulb? - with Big Clive, live from the Isle of Man
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(NHL)
 
 
 
It's Pacific v. Central, Metropolitan v. Atlantic, and then one of those two v. one of the other two for $1,000,000. It's the 2023 NHL All-Star 3-on-3 mini-tournament. Puck drops @ 3pm ET, tune your TV to ABC or CBC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Down in Australia, they like their motorsport to come with kangaroos and pre-dawn race starts. It's the 2023 Bathurst 12 Hour, live from Mount Panorama. Live stream to the left, jokes about everything being upside down to the right @ 1:30pm ET
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are some places that are best to visit in the winter months? Difficulty: no ski resorts
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Premier League starts at 7:30 am ET with Everton & Sean Dyche vs Arsenal. Aston Villa hosts Leicester, Man U vs Palace, Brentford faces the Saints, Wolves v Liverpool, and Brighton v Bournemouth. 12:30 pm game Newcastle v West Ham. On USA/Peacock/NBC
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Older TFers: List things about the 1970s no one would know unless they lived through the 1970s
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Fri February 03, 2023
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: on Smackdown: Roman shows up. Sonya vs Charlotte (take 4), Big & Flippy vs Das Grapplers. Then on Rampage: RUSH vs CD, The Elite vs All Ego Party Poopers. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM ET on TNT
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We've got goalies taking shots on net, attempts to break the sound barrier, the NHL's version of a dunk tank, the trick shot/SNL sketch mashup known as the Breakaway Challenge, and more. It's the 2023 NHL All-Star Skills Competition @ 7pm ET on ESPN
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
In honor of Flat Fark Friday, the animal of the day for tonight's MSNBC thread at 7pm ET is any flat fark of an animal
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Premier League is back from the Cup games with Chelsea hosting Fulham. Chelsea are looking up at the Whites, can the Blues' new signings make the difference? On USA at 3:00 pm ET
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Fair use or copyright infringement? If an AI eats your painting, is it still yours? Put aside for a moment that one of the defendants call themselves deviants
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(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
Always a more pleasant experience than coil whine it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT a list of the best sim games you can play right now. Free games, discussion, etc to the right. Side note: indie &/or early access games you'd recommend? Tell us
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"I'm 21 and my daughter's 15 - her teachers never take me seriously. What do?" Subby was told there'd be no math on Fark
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Which full length animated film had the best voice cast? LGT examples
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What are some top-tier insults that are not necessarily profane, or are as cutting as they are understated?
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Thu February 02, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The hits will be Huge, the action will be more than a Blip and make sure to Double Tap. The bots battle again 8 pm ET on Discovery. Fav Bot Memes anyone?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Posting pictures of rodents known as "groundhogs" or "woodchucks" repeatedly to this, the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread, will result in punishment. Thank you very much. --the mgmt
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Merriam-Webster asks you to identify items that they call "antiquated". Subby has used some of these things and now feels attacked
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Ok, that's enough internet for the day *closes laptop*
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(Google)
 
 
 
Can Fark help me celebrate my 50th with the best (inappropriate) gifs/memes for 50th Bday?
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(High Times)
 
 
 
Take me to your dealer
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Stranglers, Voice Of The Beehive, Devo, Sparks, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #431. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Dating guru upstages Subby, reveals 'ridiculous' sex act that totally kills the mood in the bedroom (possible nsfw content on page)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today
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(Some Varmint)
 
 
 
Anyone know any new Groundhog Day jokes? I keep hearing the same ones over and over and over again. It is your Bad Joke Thursday thread, Groundhog Day edition
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(Punxsutawney Phil)
 
 
 
Will Punxsutawney Phil see his shadow? Do you think he will get it right? He will tell us at 7:00 AM ET
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Samoa Joe regain the TNT Championship from Darby Allin? Can Bryan Danielson survive the challenge of Timothy Thatcher? Does Hangman Page weasel out of his match with Jon Moxley? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Here is one final hockey thread before the All-Star break, with two contests. On TNT the Canes and Sabres meet in Buffalo, while the Bruins and Leafs give us an Original Six showdown. Both games are at 7:30 PM ET
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Well, it's Wednesday, and this is the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
"We learn from failure, not from success." ― Bram Stoker, Dracula. Man, at this rate, I'm going to be the most educated person in the world. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Mistaken Edition
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
The most romantic weekend getaways in every state. The list apologizes for picking a Jersey Shore destination but slim pickins
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dear Penthouse, I mean Abby, I am totally not making this up, no sir
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
What was the last music CD you bought? When?
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Lloyd Cole, Gang Of Four, Love & Rockets, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #430. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Nice shoes, wanna f%#*
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
What I learned about dating burnout from 50 first dates. In a row? Buried lede: it ends in ketamine treatment
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How can I talk my wife into a threesome? I've found the perfect third party" (possible nsfw content on page)
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