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Wed July 18, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
WHO will be the #1 contender to the NXT Women's Title? WILL Cage finally capture the Lucha Underground title? WHICH show will you watch? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on El Rey, WWE Network
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Trump Administration self-contradiction celebration continues. The Trump wanna-be dictator military parade will cost at least $12 million. At least you can drink and be happy with us at your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. We're happy you're here with us
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
There's no other sports on tv tonight, so why not join us Nasfarkers and take in the Nascar Camping World Truck Series racing on the dirt at Eldora. Qualifying races begin at 7:30 PM, followed by the main race at 9pm EDT on FS1
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Moonshine around the world: the good, the bad and the ugly
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Maria beg for forgiveness (and work with the prosecution)? Will US Person 1&2 suddenly meet FBI Agent 1&2? Will Donnie botch his non-walk back walk back? THIS is your mid-week Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ten signs you're dating a loser
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It must be Fribsday. We're actually getting a "daily" White House press briefing today. Live at 2:30pm EDT (or whatever timezone Sarah decides is more convenient)
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New Comics (7/18): A jilted Batman eats ice cream in his chocolate-stained bat-tuxedo, Captain Marvel tries to de-confusify her origin story, Clankillers medieval Irish kids murdering everyone, and Adam West Batman meets Archie
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(GoFundMe)
 
 
 
Someone shot my cat in the head. And he didn't die. Starting a GoFundMe so we can get it removed, or buy him a katana and yellow jumpsuit. Hope to get him in for a CAT scan before Caturday
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Much publishing is done through politics, friends, and natural stupidity." -Charles Bukowski. Sweet, I've got a chance, then. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, ever hopeful edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Facebook memories thing just brought up a years old fight between my wife and sister. What is the worst thing it ever reminded you of?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These are 35 things you will regret doing in life. Now let go of your fears and grudges and have fun
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My girlfriend and I got together after getting out of toxic relationships. She has severe anxiety; when she met my family, she got drunk to cope, talked about porn and abuse in front of kids. How can I undo their perception of her?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you find any normal words amusing for some reason?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The cola debate has been settled. See which one was the best. grab the popcorn, your favorite soda, and debate to your right, please
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These 10 polite habits you might do at a restaurant are actually disliked by restaurant staffers. But then again, if we are tipping them big they should tolerate it, right?
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 50 ways that life has changed in the last 50 years. Does anybody still have a home phone?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Parents share their most essential products for baby-proofing a home, like those great indoor play yards that let you herd them like cattle. Share your strategies on baby-proofing to the right
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
What happens when a DNA test upends your world by giving you unexpected paternity news?
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
It's America's Loch Ness Monster and the aurora borealis in the Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says stupid things. Manafort is about to get more Manafarked. This is your Fox News thread. Sorry. Had a tremendous presidency slip up misspeaking. I meant to say, it's your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Everyone has been ready for Asuka. Will Nakamura have the balls to win his rematch with Hardy? Is Rusev immediately banished to the lowcard? Time to build for Summerslam with Smackdown Live 8pm EDT USA
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Will the National League win? Or will the American League take this one? Who will be the MVP? Will Washington, DC impress us as a baseball town? It is the 2018 MLB All-Star Game, the fun beginning at 7:30 PM ET on FOX
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a kinda maypole flashmob, would you dance around street furniture?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Any good ideas on keeping squirrels from ravaging all the immature fruit from avocado trees? Difficulty: physical barriers not possible
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Who knew speed running the Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire could be so much fun? Break out the Borscht and Vodka. It's time for Trump to yell at Congress for not worshipping the modern Nero. 2pm ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What today's big fast food joints looked like when they were just baby fast food joints
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
18 Women on the very specific things that turn them on. *Scrolls down* ok, not too weird * scrolls more* ok, a little strange, but shouldn't judge *scrolls* "Listening to my boyfriend list ingredients in tacos" that's my fetish (Not safe for work)
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
A Charlemagne rubber duck. Therefore, your argument is invalid
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: My mother-in-law regularly speaks in third-person baby talk; she's not senile. She speaks to adults and my 9 year-old like this, saying things like 'Grandma has to pee-pee.' My husband refuses to address it. It bothers me. What do?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If George Washington's ghost were to suddenly appear before you, sucking in its spectral wooden teeth and asking 'How stands the Republic?" What would you say?
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
How soon is it safe enough to get behind the wheel after injecting a marijuana? California scientiscians aim to science it out, through research and Doritos
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"The dentist can be a numbing experience." - The dentist is a necessary evil, with emphasis on the evil part
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
"Bad Timing" - An oral history of the death and resurrection of "Farscape"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Treason. Mother farkin' treason. It's your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Drink
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(WWE)
 
 
 
WILL the B-Team keep the magic going? IS KO still dead? DOES Brock Lesnar and the Universal Title even exist? All this and probably buffaloes with beach balls on Monday Night Raw (8pm, USA)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
So who will win the 2018 Home Run Derby? How far will the longest home run be? The 2018 Home Run Derby begins at 8pm ET on ESPN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why do I love The Godfather? Well, for those of us who wondered, it showed that Marlon Brando could be killed with ordinary household bug spray
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's strange holiday: National Blue Cheese Dressing Day. So indulge yourself with it when eating your chicken wings or salad
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want a healthier life? Get rid of toxic friends. Okay, that's easy. Go for more walks. Well, alright. Stop binge watching Netflix. YOU GO TO HELL WITH YOUR CRAZY TALK
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Maids of honor share how they almost single-handedly ruined weddings, including one who admits to sleeping with all five groomsmen
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(24/7 Wall Street)
 
 
 
If these are the hardest states to find full time work in, are they the easiest to find part time work?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Why do women live longer than men?
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
It's time to play Avocado MadLibs: Avocado toast chocolate bars
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Jay White slice up another ex-IWGP champ? Will Okada drop another singles match? Was this all a big mistake? LIVE from HOKKAIDO, this is your NJPW G1 Climax 28: Night 3 thread (5 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Guess what, everybody has an accent, there's no such thing as a "pure language" or "pure accent" so stop trying to act all superior
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