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Fri January 18, 2019
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Day 28 of Yertle & the Dotard holding America hostage: Michael Cohen apparently got his ass beat, the Belorussian prostitute who had tapes of Deripaska got dissapeared, and shiat remains firmly on fire. MSNBC thread, starts at 8pm EST. Bring a helmet
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(Instagram)
 
 
 
Mmmmm, gravy hot tub
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
This is how we do it, it's Friday night, and I feel all right for hockey. Games include Leafs-Panthers, Habs-Jackets, Isles-Caps, Sens-Canes, Wings-Flames, Pens-'Yotes, and Sabres- Canucks. The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Tell us your cool government shutdown stories, bro
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Octopus kites are a terrifying thing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Suggestion for Saturday book club: Tell us your favorite use of the Fool character archetype. I don't know where to submit this
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump lie about Cohen? Will Republicans grow a pair? Will McConnell reopen government? Buckle up, it's a long weekend. THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
It is what it is and that is 'As Is'
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(Apartment Therapy)
 
 
 
I want my boyfriend to live with me, but he has to like all my neutral decor (with little blue and green accents) and not bring any of his movie posters or figurines. Wat do?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My doctor is getting old, and so am I. I've been seeing her for years for seizures. Now, I'm having memory problems. She wanted to prescribe me medication that would make it worse. How can I break up with my doctor without hurting feelings?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm trying to potty train my 3.5 year-old daughter at the behest of my daycare; she will not go sit on the toilet without having a meltdown. At home, that is; she pees fine at daycare. How can I properly train her without further issue?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I think you'd be hard-pressed to come up with a sadder social media presence than the one linked here. Because who wouldn't want to follow *every* breaking trend in the world of ... FORMICA
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
I think I'm already OK, Gillette wants me to be better, but look -- I'm not offended
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Assuming you, the reader, are a drinker of liquor (AHAHAHAHAHA hah ha ha *wipes eyes*, pardon me), what's the oldest/most obscure thing you've got stuck, undrunk, in the back of your liquor cabinet?
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
A sign that you've given up hope? In every new Minecraft game, you don't build anything or mine stuff. You just wander out into the water and drown, over and over
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(Steam Powered)
 
 
 
Less dodgy than that $2 1080Ti on Wish it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Braveland Heroes which is free to play on Steam. What have you been playing? Side note: game you can't wait for? Just a reminder also the thread runs Fri to Sun
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I hosted a holiday party that was stated on the invitation adults only. A friend RSVPd for three people. When I texted to ask who it was, she said her 5 month-old. I told her kids weren't allowed; she sent a wall of text criticizing me. What do?"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Now That's What I Call a Non-Issue
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Thu January 17, 2019
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Thinking about getting married? Here are some red flags to watch out for
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
The team is headed to IHOP to meet with the Judge. Will she send them all to The Bad Place? Will Jason get the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'n Fruity? It's The Good Place, 9:30pm ET on NBC
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Japan is having a 9:50 AM launch of its MicroDragon which comes out to 12:50 AM UTC tomorrow or 7:50 PM EST tonight
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell holds America hostage, Day 27: the Dotard leaks Nancy's itinerary, blowing up a bipartisan CODEL trip; Yertle still refuses to emerge from his shell; Shiat's still generally on fire, yo. Nightly MSNBC thread. 8pm EST start time
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(Hitting the Trifecta)
 
 
 
I viewed my name as confirmation of what my impoverished, rural environs suggested: I was poor white trash
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Are you feeling bad? If so, maybe you should send someone else a compliment
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife escaped her abusive husband but left her daughter. I didn't find out until we were married. Our kids have no idea. I found a box with pictures of my wife and her daughter; she told me to destroy them. I scanned them first. Was that wrong?"
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Nine business buzzwords that need to be phased out as they no longer help us to shift paradigms while exploiting our core competencies
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Unfortunately, the Office of Writing Prompts has been temporarily shuttered due to the Federal Shutdown. This is your Fark Writer's Thead, day late edition
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Unclear who to give the 50K reward to in the Jayme Closs case? Subby thinks they should give it to her
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So what's the most expensive thing you can buy on Amazon?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, parents used to be able to play favorites
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you have entirely too much money, here's the property for you. It's worth a billion dollars and you'll have a nice view of Los Angeles once you've built a home on this vacant lot. That's right, for a billion, you don't even get a house
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's better when you're stressed out, sleep or sex?
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
What do you mean by that? How you read something is as important as what was printed; learning to appreciate the difference between "adversial" and "empathetic" in interpretation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can't resist sharing on a Caturday? Want to tell the world what you had for breakfast? It's not narcissism or self absorption. We are just people with a history of sharing our personal lives
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Wed January 16, 2019
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell holds America hostage: Day 26. Theresa May survives another day with her government, but will Britain or Brexit survive? Nancy Pelosi kindly disinvites Trump to give the State of the Union, but you're invited to the 8pm ET MSNBC thread
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey brings us five intriguing matchups with Avs-Sens, Bruins-Flyers, Sabres-Flames, Oilers-Canucks, and Sharks-Coyotes. Which game are you watching? Will Pierre ever shut up? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/16): Galactus returns to devour Earth. Who is going to stop him? Doom, of course. What, you thought that meddlesome simpleton Reed Richards? Bah
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Mueller hand out some indictments? Will Trump declare we're leaving NATO? Would that result in a coup? Hello April, adios May. THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Alien invasion, zombies, robot uprising, etc. - if the apocalypse were to hit in 2020, which kind of apocalypse would you choose?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Would you join Scientology to have a solid chance this girl?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I'm 81 and signed over my life savings to my son to manage my finances, but now he's keeping all my money
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You shouldn't wash your dishes by hand. Seriously, you shouldn't
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(Some flat head)
 
 
 
If the earth is flat what's on the other side? I think it would be a Society with a fringe around Earth movement
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have custody of a relative's child; the situation was a terrible one and we filed for emergency custody rather than get CPS involved. When people ask me, I either overshare or make things uncomfortable. Do I owe an explanation?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the best way to explain Fark to people. For example my mother doesn't get it, neither do my roommates dot-dot-dot. Don't even get me started on my wife
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After being told to lose weight by modeling school, Russian teens turned into living corpses, or as they say in Hollywood, "hot"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since we haven't discussed Spider-Man: Far From Home enough, here's Kevin Smith fanboying over the trailer
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
CSB: your high school gradumacation
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(Interesly)
 
 
 
In the Great Whiskey Fire of 1875, a crazy burning cocktail of fire, whiskey and malt liquor flowed down Dublin streets. Some drank it from their boots
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Tue January 15, 2019
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Is ending a text message with an 'x' considered flirting? x
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