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Thu May 19, 2022
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Your friends too busy to hang out with you? Why not take them on a hike? A HIKE OF DEATH. Then have a yummy dinner afterwards when you watch My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Sunny-Day Dinners and realize pancakes are more important than you think
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After winning Game 1, can the Miami Heat pour it on again against the Boston Celtics? Or will the luck of the Irish help Boston tie the series up? It is your Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals thread, tipoff is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Last night Johnny Sex Cup gave us pandemonium & sheer chaos in the Battle of Alberta, can the Battle of Florida give us another taste of that? Will Blues/Avs go to OT for a 2nd game? Pucks @ 7pm ET, go goonjuice & bonus hockey. Ferme la bouche, Bucci
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
He'll be a strong man. Oh, honey, but the wrong man. He'll eat nutritious, high protein and swallow raw eggs. Try to build up his shoulders, chest, arms, and legs. Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. In just 7 days it's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And *now*, the moment we've all been waiting (and waiting, and waiting...) for, it's the STARLINER OFT-2 TEST LAUNCH - Will it Fly? Will it Fizzle? Will it RUD? Will it miss that left turn at Albuquerque? Booze and popcorn extra. 5/19, 6:54 PM EDT
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Penultimate Premier League Match day: Everton are not quite safe, will Palace further their woes? Burnley also need a win, will it come at Villa's expense? Draw of the day Chelsea and Leicester. 2:45 pm et USA / Peacock
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And hear the lamentations of their women
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from All About Eve, Orange Juice, Ian Dury & The Blockheads, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #345. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
A Photoshop artist trolls people by implementing their requests literally
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
You say Halo, I say good-bye. Discussion thread for the season finale of Halo, which may or may not actually feature a Halo (spoilers for first season)
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(quotecounterquote dot com)
 
 
 
Fitzgerald is quoted as saying "The rich are different from you and me." Hemingway is quoted as responding: "Yes, they have more money." The story of how this myth exchange got to be to the left. Discussion as to who was right to the right
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Elon Musk a driven man, marching to a science fiction drummer? And should that scare the crap out of the rest of us? A recount of Musk's fever dreams to the left, Fark thoughts to the right
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the best prog rock bands of all-time. Carry on now wayward son
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(Trek News)
 
 
 
The ship is infected by a mysterious contagion and only Number One, the mysterious but trusted Una, remains immune. Only she can save the crew by facing her past. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, The Ghosts of Illyria streaming now on Paramount+
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(Some Comedian)
 
 
 
When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline is apparent. It is your Thursday Bad Joke thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
We remembered it being ridiculous, but did not remember just how ridiculous. What are some other movies that started absurd and aged into cringe classics?
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will El Desperado & TJP steal the show? Can Robbie Eagles Take It to the Limit against BUSHI? Where the hell did Shingo Takagi come from? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 29 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Fark)
 
Audio
 
Any advice on internet radios? Must have: AM/FM + connect to router for internet radio. Bluetooth a plus - just going crazy trying to find one
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Wed May 18, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA Western Conference Finals commences Wednesday Night. Can Luka Doncic and the Dallas Mavericks take Game 1? Or will Stephen Curry and the Golden State Warriors win it at home? Find out at 9:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Jeff Hardy get past ADAM COLE BAY-BAY, and on to the next round of the Owen Hart Cup? Can Wardlow withstand 10 lashes from MJF? Who are the 2 Jokers? All will be revealed on AEW Dynamite @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
To save his wife from the time sickness, Barry accepts help from XS "Into the Still Force" while the CCPD enlists Chester when mysterious device is found at a crime scene on S.№8 Ep.№15 of The Flash at 8 ㏘ EDT, then Kung Fu at 9, both on The CW
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(Christianity Today)
 
 
 
I wonder if they were raptured
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Round 2 of the Johnny Sex Cup playoffs skates on. The New York Robbies travel to Carolina to take on the Whalers, will someone get punched by a goalie? Then it's the Battle of Alberta; will there be madness, chaos, and 8 overtimes? Game on @ 7pm ET
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It is a Wednesday in May, and may you come over to the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
You're travelling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Fark Writer's Thread
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(Matador Network)
 
 
 
The benefits of flying on budget airlines instead of major carriers. Hint: You're don't have enough money to fly with a major carrier so there's your one benefit
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Where were you, May 18 1980, when Mt St Helens blew?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Europa League Finals: Eintracht Frankfurt and Rangers. For either club winning will end decades of waiting since their last European trophy. 3:00 pm ET on CBS Sports
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Visit Your Relatives Day. I put some antifreeze in my spouse's soup as encouragement to visit Grandpa
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Devo, Lone Justice, Men At Work, and The Mission UK. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #344. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Bodybuilder recommends people "pretend" to drink alcohol on a night out. Pretending to enjoy himself as well as the interactions with others is all subby can put up with while sober. Pretending to drink on top of it is just too much to ask
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Some guy's in-laws don't understand why he needs to be drunk to be around them, neither does Abby apparently
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"I'm engaged but having great sex with a colleague. Can this end well?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What you need to know to master portion control. Tip 1: Just because it fits on your plate doesn't mean it's a single portion
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
So, is 'Rocketspotting' the new 'Trainspotting'? Falcon 9 B1052.5 is due to launch this week's Starlink 47 payload from LC-39A at KSC at 6:20 AM EDT Wednesday, May 18. Probably too early for a large thread, but it's honest work
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Hiromu Takahashi blow up NJPW-newcomer Francesco Akira? Can Ryusuke Taguchi upset the Jr. Heavyweight Champ? Does SHO start with an embarrassing 0-2? BEST OF THE SUPER JR 29: Day 3 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
No one sings like you anymore. It's been five years since we lost Chris Cornell. Share your favorite videos or stories
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9 p.m. Eastern
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can Jayson Tatum, Marcus Smart, and the rest of the Celtics go into Miami and take Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Heat? Or will Tyler Herro, Kyle Lowry, and Miami triumph? Tipoff is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: Tony D & Santos fight to see who's family runs NXT. Loser gets a midnight tour of the Tampa Zoo. Grimes & Solo face Trick & 'Melo. The Creed Bros want a clean win vs Viking Raiders. Will they get it though? Find out at 8 PM ET on USA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It seems like primary election season comes earlier and earlier each year with a handful of states holding their primary election today, and this is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC
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(NHL)
 
 
 
After a hellish day without hockey, the Johnny Sex Cup Playoffs return. The Florida Fracas starts Round 2, will the 2-year champions be too hot to handle for the Pretty Kitties? Will CO get past the 2nd round on their 4th try in a row? Pucks @ 7pm ET
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to gray rock the toxic people you're forced to meet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man with facial tattoos sees what he'd look like with all of his ink gone. Has no real regerts
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Last Tuesday Premier League action of the season: Saints hosting Liverpool. Liverpool must win to keep their title chances alive; a draw will basically take them out of it. If Saints win it's all over. At 2:45 pm ET on USA
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(The Autopian)
 
 
 
What a town did about police corruption, 1916 edition
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from The Damned, Big Country, The B-52's, and Peter Murphy. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #343. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month April 2022 voting for Discussion. Last chance to vote Voting ends Tuesday May 17, 4pm Eastern
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A collection of moronic questions mid-level managers have to deal with when the decision higher up was to bring people back to the office. Yes, you have to shower. No, you shouldn't microwave fish. You know this, why are you even asking?
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(National Today)
 
 
 
May 17 is Pack Rat Day. Do you know of any hoarders or messy people? Do you want to clean some stuff out of your place? Share your stories to the right
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