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Mon January 17, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We end Wild Card weekend with the Arizona Cardinals playing the L.A. Rams. Will Kyler Murray and the Cardinals batter the Rams? Or will Matthew Stafford and L.A. say that is not in the Cards? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN/ABC/ESPN+
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Lashley tries to prove he's better at stand up than Brock, though both are better than Ziggler. How does RK-Bro bounce back after losing the tag titles & Becky might have made a mistake with Doudrop. Lexi? Tune in at 8 PM on USA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I was amazed by how clever people were at finding ways to make each other crazy and miserable, whether it was those they were related to or a crowd of strangers they'd been thrown together with in an MSNBC thread at 7pm ET
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Huh, it's one of those Mondays with hockey all the way through to 10 pm ET. A day full of hockey needs a thread for confused Farkers to wander into & talk about this rare thing. So here we are
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What are (or were) your favorite Nintendo Entertainment System games?
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Last chance to vote Voting ends 4pm eastern / 1pm pacific. Enjoy Headline of the Month December 2021 voting for Discussion
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Before the boat sinks, obviously
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(GQ Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Warmer than spending a Hoth night outdoors without a Tauntaun carcass its the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the Movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT a Cold & Snowy Films list. Which ones did they miss?
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(So now what?)
 
 
 
Doctors of Fark, and "Doctors" of Fark, here's the situation: Subby's wife has fatigue and has lost her sense of taste. Symptoms started 5 days ago. PCR test on day 3 of symptoms just came back negative, as have a few rapid tests. Um... now what?
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
What is your go-to foul weather meal? LGT example
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(Lucian Truscott Newsletter)
 
 
 
Just damn, he nailed it. Farkers who were not 13 years old sometime in the early '60s won't understand, but damn, this was a thing
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Sun January 16, 2022
(University of Arizona)
 
 
 
Hey, you WORDLE players. Check out this game I originally saw posted here on TotalFark approx 10 years ago. Same principle, but multiple players, and you can play for hours. Enjoy. It's free
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There is also a Sunday Night playoff game with the Steelers visiting the Chiefs in Kansas City. Can Pittsburgh pull off the upset and keep Big Ben's career going? Or will Patrick Mahomes and KC light it up? Kickoff is at 8:15 PM ET on NBC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Whether you're new to tennis or an old hat spectator, here's who to watch for in the Australian Open that starts this evening (US evening) @7pm ET on ESPN and The Tennis Channel
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sunday's playoff action starts with the Eagles trying to claw out a victory against Tom Brady and the Bucs 1:00 PM ET on Fox. Then we see the 49ers travel to Texas to take on Dak Prescot and the Cowboys at 3:30 PM ET on CBS
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Remember the '90s? Pepperidge Farms remembers...and so does the Sunday Morning Music Club
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Sunday Premier League with a morning duo: Liverpool v Brentford, West Ham v Leeds. Will the weekend upsets continue? At 9:00 AM ET on USA/Peacock
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What happens when your valuables don't have value anymore?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Opened the window, misjudged the wind. Now my Bible Belt country hotel room reeks of weed. Wat do?
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Sat January 15, 2022
(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Fapping?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Will we get the inevitable West Side Story parody? Will Bowen Yang keep his blond hair? Will we get more Cecily Strong and Kate McKinnon? Will Paul Rudd get a do-over? Arina DeBose hosts and Jack Antonoff sings. SNL, 11:30 PM ET on NBC
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Article on "Boomers sharing things that generation Z'ers and Millennials will never understand". Ok
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Crazy crimes, plane trips, US currency, and Florida Woman are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 6-12: Random Silliness Edition
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Will Novaxx Djokcovid embarrass the Australian government one more time? Or will the Aussies rid themselves of the plague rat? A federal court in Melbourne starts to decide at 5:30 ET (9:30am Sunday down under). Live coverage to the left
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: It's the first UFC event of 2022, UFC Vegas 46 with Calvin Kattar vs Giga Chikadze, Chase Sherman vs Jake Collier. Prelims start at 5 PM ET on ESPN+, main card at 7 PM ET on ESPN and ESPN+
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL wild card games start Saturday. In the first game sees the Raiders invade Paul Brown Stadium against the Bengals at 4:30 PM ET on NBC. In game two the Patriots visits the Bills, game starts at 8:15 PM on CBS
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(NHL)
 
 
 
From Predators in the Gahden to Buds getting the Blues to feeding Penguins to Sharks, it's not the Nature Channel, it's your Saturday Hockey Thread and we have a game for you*. 1st pucks at 1:00 PM ET [*offer void in NJ, NV, PQ, MB, & part of AB, ON]
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Saturday EPL: MoTD at 7:30 AM ET Citeh - Chelsea in a top of the table rumble, must win for Chelsea. 10 AM has Norwich-Everton, Wolves-Saints, and Newcastle-Watford. Toons will be above the line with a win. Villa hosts ManU. On USA/Peacock/NBC
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Fri January 14, 2022
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: Roman confronts Seth, Aliyah faces Nattie, Sami tries to out-Jackass Knoxville & Lita returns. Then on Rampage: Jurassic Express vs Silver & Reynolds, Cole vs Beretta. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM on TNT
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Once they get to the point where they're building MSNBC threads at 7pm ET, it is a dictatorship in effect. You said yourself it would take the resources of a whole planet. How do you think they got their hands on those resources?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Having to quit smoking and move to vape quickly - no real choice on this atm - and I know nothing worse than Sgt. Schultz. What's going to work well for a pack a day or so smoking habit? Little help please?
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(Google)
 
 
 
Cold sweats from anxiety are ruining my life. Does anyone have any suggestions on how to cope with it?
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Friday night footie has the heated M23 Derby, Brighton vs Crystal Palace, Seagulls vs Eagles, Damn-its vs Dancers. Matchtime 3:00 pm ET on USA
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(Google)
 
 
 
MKUltra? No? Then what about Area 51? No? OK, how about Mattress Firm? Still no? OK, dammit, what about Finland Doesn't Exist? Nope? OK, then, what about Follow the White Rabbit? Farkers, what is your favorite "true" Conspiracy Theory, and why?
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Easier than getting to the Minus World In Super Mario Bros it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Galactic Civilizations III free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite game(s) to relax you after a hard day/week of work?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
How many times a week do you shower? The woman in TFA only bathes thrice a week
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Questions women get asked that men don't to the left. Questions men get asked that women don't to the right
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Thu January 13, 2022
(HITC)
 
 
 
There is just one episode of "The Expanse" left. S6E6 "Babylon's Ashes" starts streaming at 7 PM ET on Amazon Prime
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What are some of your favorite toy commercials from when you were a kid?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hello, how do you do? This is your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Love And Rockets, Lloyd Cole & The Commotions, The Jam, and Pixies. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #300. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband did not listen to me when I said I didn't want my face smashed into the cake. He didn't listen, destroyed the cake, and made me look a fool. I told him we were getting a divorce, but everyone thinks I'm overreacting. Am I?"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So why does your boss want you back in the office despite COVID?
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(Google)
 
 
 
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum? A meltdown. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
So, after mucho holiday festivities of various sorts, it's back to business - gotta pay the bills. SpaceX launches the Transporter 3 mission via Falcon 9 from Florida at 10:25 AM EST Thursday
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Wed January 12, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
It ain't Marvin, but Sara has concerns re: a "Paranoid Android," S.№7 Ep.№8 of Legends at 8 ㏘ EST, then Ryan, Luke, & Sophie have concerns re: a sisterly relationship, Renee re: her past on "Trust Destiny," S.№3 Ep.№8 of Batwoman at 9, both on The CW
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will a "Spanish God" conquer "Red Death"? Can CM Punk put Wardlow to sleep? Do Hikaru Shida and Serena Deeb kiss and make out...I mean, make UP? AEW Dynamite starts @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(NHL)
 
 
 
According to NHL.com MTL@BOS is at 7pm ET & at the same time BOS@MTL is postponed. So who knows what in the hell is going on. 2 other games tonight with less confusion at 8:30 (SEA@DAL) & 10:00 (TOR@ARI). Maybe our collective wisdom can figure it out
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Gimme the ring, kissed and told. Gimme something that I missed. A hand to hold, wild and what it seems. Kill the king with love is the law and then we'll turn round. Gimme dream child and do you hear me call. Hey now it's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Fark)
 
 
 
More tantalizing than the bodice-ripper of the week, steamier than Valve's offices during a winter sale, more striking than Fabio on a roller coaster with a goose, it's your Fark Writer's Thread, romance edition
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