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Mon August 10, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
This is beautiful and imaginative, but I have questions
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rank cities you've spent significant time in
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Sun August 09, 2020
(AMC TV)
 
 
 
Vic and Chris head to a junkyard but the latter is less than thrilled as Bing tries to make amends by bartering a secret. What role will Tabitha play as she continues to impress? NOS4A2, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
The trial of the century concludes, but will Della convince Perry to let Emily take the stand? Will Drake and Strickland join the team? Will we get a second season? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Cinemaholic)
 
 
 
Season two comes to an end as Sara, Kreizler, and Moore embark on a trip to Brooklyn on the search for the sadistic serial killer. Hot on their heels are police, homicidal gangs, and a traitor among them. Angel of Darkness, 9 PM ET on TNT
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(NPR)
 
 
 
How do you convince people to voluntarily accept wearing masks? This being Fark, the solution involves Heineken
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's Michigan, part deux. NASCAR stays in the Irish Hills for the Consumers Energy 400 at 4 PM ET, on NBCSN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 3 OTs in 5 games yesterday, the NBA will try to follow up with 7 games today and time running out for playoff hopefuls. Spurs-Pelicans on ABC at 3 PM ET, NBA TV has PHI-POR @ 6:30 PM, and BLN-LAC @ 9 PM. Here's your bubble thread
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Three games today. Bruins vs, Caps at Noon ET. Stars and Blues at 3 PM, Then time for a trip to the liquor store before the Leafs are eliminated by the Blue Jackets at 8 PM. Or a Tortarella meltdown around 11 PM. Hockey in August. Because it's 2020
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sure, it fell out of favor fast once the '80s arrived, but in retrospect it wasn't all bad. Pull out your best polyester -- it's time to hit the dance floor and disco the day away with the Sunday Morning Music Club
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Bottas has the pole with Hamilton along side and Hulkenburg going third (assuming the car works after last week). Pirelli brought softer tires this week so this could be fun... This is your Formula 1 70th Anniversary Grand Prix at 9 AM ET on ESPN
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Friend vs Friend. Ally vs Ally. CHAOS vs CHAOS to decide the 21st NEVER 6-Man Tag Team Championship. The Tournament Final edition of SUMMER STRUGGLE 2020 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Some Sad Guy)
 
 
 
RIP Martin Richardson, my father, who died today in his chair in our front room. These are his minor league baseball stats. When I die I'll be listed as a mediocre video game player
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
The last thing you ate + your high school mascot = your quarantine name. What's yours?
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What the state you grew up in says about you. Subby grew up in many states including confusion and denial
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
It is sweet corn season. How do you prepare your corn on the cob?
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC Fight Night Vegas 6, Derrick Lewis vs Aleksei Oleinik, Chris Weidman vs Omari Akhmedov. Prelims at 6 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, both on ESPN+
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What was the best summer ever for blockbuster films? Subby's vote goes to the summer he feels most nostalgic about
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
President Executive Order holds a presser at a golf course. 3:30-ish ET
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Champions League round of 16 wraps up with Bayern Munich holding all the cards over an injured Chelsea side while Barcelona and Napoli are tied 1-1 on agg. Matches start 3 PM ET on CBS Sports Network and CBS All Access
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Only two games today, with both for the #1 seed: Vegas vs. Colorado at 3 PM ET, then Philly vs, Bolts at 8 PM. Both on NBC. Your liver appreciates the break
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome back to the NBA's Bubble, weekend edition. TNT is televising three consecutive games beginning at 1 PM ET: Clippers-Blazers, Jazz-Nuggets & Lakers-Pacers. At 8:30 PM on ESPN, Bucks-Mavs will end the day
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Turns out, there might be some benefits to online schooling
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
We have a stock car doubleheader today. First there is 180 miles from Road America in the Xfinity series. Later, there is the first race of the weekend at Michigan. Both races on NBCSN with Xfinity going at Noon ET and Cup launching at 4 PM
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Driving hazards, kitchen gadgets, and a ton of pop culture references are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 26-Aug 1: The Other Mask We Wear Edition
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Okada lead his men past LIJ? Will Tanahashi or YOSHi-HASHI go to the Final Round? Does the King of Pancrase plan to challenge the Dragon for his "treasure"? SUMMER STRUGGLE 2020 continues @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The REAL secret about masks that "DOCTORS" and the DEEP STATE don't want you to see
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Zillow)
 
 
 
Subby thinks this house needs more depth on the left side. What do you all think?
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: The Dirt Sheet welcomes Sonya after her attack on Mandy, The Fella meets the King of Bros, Bray gives us another Firefly Fun House & will Alexa have a new persona after last week? Find out if it's golden at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Surprise Trump presser from his golf course in Bedminister set for 7pm ET - I expect some Presidential turn and levels of empathy for everyone screwed over by the lack of a relief deal
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 243, Michael Chandler vs Benson Henderson II, Matt Mitrione vs Timothy Johnson. Prelims stream at 7:15 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET on the Paramount Network
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fresh Hell Friday. Russia did it. Congress won't do it. We are so screwed. Smoke'em if you got'em, it's the MSNBC primetime discussion thread starting at 7PM Eastern
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about so here's Big Blitz doing the car alarm challenge
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Picking up from where they left off in March Champions League is back. Citeh host Real Madrid with a 2-1 agg advantage while Lyon are up on Juventus 1-0. Matches start at 3:00 PM EDT on CBS Sports Network and CBS All access
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Private equity firms are aware there is a housing crisis, but there is money to be made
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs Day 7: Survival Mode. 6 games, 6 teams facing elimination. Columbus try to rake the Leafs 20.5 hours after their thrilling OT win. The Swamp Cats try to avoid becoming the Wamp Wamp Cats. The Perds will try to get one more word in. @NOON
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Apparently, Walmart is now use their parking lots as drive-in movie theaters. What would be your People of Walmart themed double feature? Are you a block of government cheese or turkey leg snacker? Would you dress up, or show up in pajamas?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to smile with your eyes while wearing a facemask. Hopefully there's one on how to show a look of disgusting or utter dismissiveness with one's eyes next
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Almost as much fun as listening to podcasts while playing Euro Truck Simulator 2 it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT 3/10 and Wilmot's Warehouse free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: favourite old school RPGs? Tell us
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(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
Last week, after learning my district is returning to school face-to-face, I saved a document for my spouse on my computer's desktop. It's titled 'Read If I Die'
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We've been lax with our 9 and 6-year-old kids ever since schools shut down in March. There was a little bit of learning. Then when summer hit, everything got way looser. Later bedtime, more screentime. How do we go back to being disciplinarians?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I had a small party for my birthday. It was to just be my brother, roommate, boyfriend, and me; my brother brought his new girlfriend and her son. She got drunk and stole my cake; he says I'm unreasonable asking for an apology and new cake. Am I?"
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(Upworthy)
 
 
 
How can schools enforce a dress code yet make masks a personal choice?
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Suzuki-gun put the final nail in the coffin of Golden☆Ace? Can Taguchi & GBH survive CHAOS? Who will advance to the semi-finals? SUMMER STRUGGLE 2020 continues @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rewrite a famous headline from any time in history using the "Person Woman Man Camera TV" formula. LGT example
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(The Week)
 
 
 
There's a terrible tradeoff of keeping schools closed
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thirsty Thursday MSNBC prime-time discussion thread 7 PM Eastern
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fell down the Youtube rabbit hole and found this old favorite of mine and I'm not ashamed to admit that I still have the LP
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
How do you treat yo'self when you can't go anydamn'where?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Day Six of the hockey playoffs & our livers get a break & a chance to sleep in. Only 5 games today starting at 2:30ET. Only elimination game is at 10:30 when the Flames have a chance to make the Jets ... er ... flame out. Shut up Pierre & all that
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