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Sun December 04, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Rick and Morty. S.№6 Ep.№9 "A Rick in King Mortur's Mort". 11 ㏘ EDT. Cartoon Network. Sorry, subby's not gonna trust episode summaries of this series anymore after what happened last week (not that any were available this time anyway)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I'm looking for a VR headset to do flight simulators. what do I need?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Arlington for Sunday Night Football between the Colts and the Cowboys. Can Matt Ryan lead Indy to a road upset? Or will Dak Prescott and Dallas win this one? Kickoff is at 8:20 PM ET and will be on NBC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Drugs, gambling, shopping, food, and lots of other vices are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Nov 24-30: Redneck Wedding Soup Edition
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My son decided to protest a terrible school tradition. But, he did it completely wrong and it backfired. What do?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Who will win between the Jaguars and Lions in the battle of cats? Can the Jets conquer the Vikings? Will the Eagles fly high against the Titans? Can the Chiefs tame the Bengals? Week 13 is going to be a thriller when it starts at 1:00 PM ET
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's the College Football Playoff Selection Day. Will Alabama sneak back in or will Ohio State be the big villain this postseason? Can we agree it'll be Georgia/Michigan at the Natty? Selection show starts at Noon ET on ESPN
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just like life, music has its ups and downs. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is experiencing the highs and lows of music, going up up and away in our beautiful balloon to a land down under (and all upside down points in between)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Cup Round of 16 continues at 10AM ET with reigning champion Les Bleus not having lost to Poland at the WC since before anyone on either side was even born. Then at 2PM, Three Lions look to devour African champion Senegal. Stay hungry my friends
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: Your favorite holiday memory
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's time for Submitter's most cherished holiday tradition: A complete and accurate transcription of Ralph's old man's fake swearing from "A Christmas Story"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In celebration of "Make A Future Archeologist Happy Day" internet people list the oddest items to have buried with them to confuse or amuse future archeologists. What would you try to take with you for a bit of cheeky fun?
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Sat December 03, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Will Herschel Walker get his just desserts? Will we be forced to endure Sarah Sherman? Will anyone be mocking Elon Musk? Will we get a Christine McVie tribute? Keke Palmer hosts, SZA is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Are religious people happier, froopier, older?
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on ESPN 42, Steven "Wonderboy" Thompson vs Kevin Holland, Bryan Barberena vs Rafael Dos Anjos. Prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 10 PM ET, both on ESPN and ESPN+
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby has been keeping a dark secret and wants to finally confess. Not only do I love pineapple on pizza, but I also love pumpkin spice
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Change the title of a non-Christmas movie, TV show or book to make Christmas: Clear and Present Manger, Human Santapede
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Coming up at 4:05 PM ET it's "Calm" on Saturday Night Clive. May be flammable
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Why is it always the dumbest people who can buy the most expensive stuff
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I loved Christmas until I became a parent"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Saturday Hockey Day begins with Ducks getting shot at a lot in/at/by the Wild of Minnesota at 2PM ET, first of 13 games today with some interesting other match-ups including Buds at Bolts, Avs at Bs and Canes at Kings.. Let's do that hockey
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"After ten years together, my boyfriend says he doesn't want children. What do?"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Conference Championship Saturday, and we begin at Noon ET with Kansas State and TCU in the Big 12 title game on ABC. Other big games include LSU and Georgia for the SEC, and Purdue and Michigan for the Big Ten. What game are you watching?
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month November 2022 voting for Discussion
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month October 2022 voting for Discussion
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Cup Round of 16 begins: First up at 10AM ET Dutch look to give Americans the rudder, then at 2PM, Socceroos look to kill giants but that plan could get Messi w/largely rested Argentine starters. Stay sports entertained, my friends.. & the Dutch
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Any chance we can have a Farketplace Thank You thread? An item was delivered today and I am just blown away by how beautiful it is. Also, Fark might need a badass tag because this sh*t's badass
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(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Figure Four Friday: On Smackdown, Ricochet & Santos meet in the WWE World Cup Finals, Braun gets new red pants. Then on Rampage: Jay Lethal & JJ vs Private Party, OC vs QT for the AAC. Confused? You won't be after 8 PM ET on FS1, 10 PM ET on TNT
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I learned that the Maddites had a particular dread of fire in the zero-gravity parts of the 7pm ET MSNBC thread, and that one could not go more than a hundred feet without encountering a locker stocked with fireproof suits and extinguishers
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Buffalo beat Akron in their makeup game from two weeks ago? Does North Texas have a prayer versus UTSA in the CUSA Championship? Will Utah put a kink in USC's playoff plans in the Pac 12 Championship? Games are at 1:00, 7:30, and 8:00 PM ET
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Can you stop your kid from being "that" kid?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After all the Group E excitement yesterday, this might be a relatively straightforward last day of World Cup Group Stage, but we thought that yesterday before those games too.. Groups H at 10 AM ET, G at 2 PM. Stay sports entertained my friends
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband watched porn on his phone while we were having sex and I am unable to cope with this. What do?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Easier than getting Hilda (FE:3H) to do some work it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Fort Triumph & RPG In A Box free @ Epic. What have you been playing this week? Pokemon Scarlet/Violet? Front Mission 1st R? Side note: favourite holiday games?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Maybe we all should be putting our paper towels in the fridge
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Are you an emotionally crippled ass during the day? Maybe you're not getting enough sleep
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I'm not sure what burger I got for lunch @ Wendy's today. DIT
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What song serves as a soothing "mind scrub" for you? Subby's pick in the link
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You mean I'm supposed to feel this way?
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Looting a dragon's hoard is easier that getting someone's "secret" cookie recipe but Sunny wants to bake everyone their favorite Wish Day cookies. It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Christmas Baking In Equestria, where bad baking means DOOOOOOOOOM
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football kicks off week 13 of the NFL season with the Bills visiting the Patriots. Josh Allen vs Mac Jones, two AFC East rivals meet for the TNF experience. Kickoff @ 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When we weren't (according to most of us) dozing or (according to Arsibalt) drifting between distinct, but equally real, worldtracks, we were studying the 7 pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Livestream)
 
 
 
Not news: Paleoanthropologist Lee Berger gives a lecture "The Future of Exploration" at 6:30 PM ET. Fark: He will announce a major discovery about Homo naledi recently made at the Rising Star Cave system. There, there creationists. There, there
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Dark origins of nursery rhymes. Limericks unavailable for comment, rhymes
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I only like my husband when he's drunk
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(*burp*)
 
 
 
How to speak beer
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
It's a shame to see your ancestor's history paved over, but we need more apartments in the desert
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(Google)
 
 
 
YOU MATTER. Unless you multiply yourself by the square of the speed of light. Then... you ENERGY. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Do you know any of these 40 obsolete and forgotten words of the English language? Now don't let the dog and grimalkin groak at you while eating your sweetmeat
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Will Canada come from away w/a point to show for their rookie efforts? Costa Rica get to the next round w/a win? Does Belgium play like No.2? Spain even play their No.1's? World Cup Group Stage last matches continue w/Groups F at 10 AM ET & E at 2 PM
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