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Tue August 04, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Is my middle child a monster?" Aren't they all?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Dear Deidre: I recently came across a photo of my wife holding a stripper's manhood. He was at attention and she was smiling. It made me feel sick to my stomach. She knows I have a terrible complex, and he was twice my size. Should I speak up?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Apollo Crews tries to put MVP out of the Hurt Business, Drew looks to get even with Randy, Will Asuka be out for revenge on Sasha & Bayley (is water wet?) & more Seth shenanigans incoming. It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Weather Underground)
 
 
 
Alabama farkers may breathe a sigh of relief: Lack of sharpies means Tropical Storm Isaias will make landfall in the Carolinas this evening. Carolina farkers: stay safe
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Monday. I was actually productive. Welcome to the MSNBC Discussion thread, where prime time starts at 7 PM Eastern
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm new to this whole parenting thing, but my niece who is told to 'express herself' often says critical things that are deemed 'honest' but are actually damned annoying; she snoops at gifts, she criticizes food portions; can I get her to stop?"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Person. Man. Camera. TV. Lies. Briefing. 5pm. ET. Drink
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
"This has been going on for six weeks, every night"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Five years ago, a friend announced that he was tired of the 9-to-5 and opened a bar after doing some fundraising among friends and family. It was a failure; he was angry, stubborn, and burned bridges. But he wants to try again. Do we intervene?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you know of a restaurant where several employees have come in direct contact with people who have tested positive for Covid-19 yet the owner refuses to shut down and actively encourages them to still come into work who do I report this to?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Don't worry, I've done this a thousand times." Tell us about the one time you screwed it up
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Objects can give us an insight into a time period that documents cannot"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Will already-dwindling pre-pandemic churchgoers realize life is better without mundane weekly services treating them like mindless sheep? Is Covid-19 the death knell for Sunday Mass? And what is best way to deprogram after decades of indoctrination?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you know if there is a store that still sells Certs? Subby is having a hard time finding them
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL Playoffs: Day 3. 6 games on tap. Will a Bunch of Jerks rock the Rangers like a hurricane? Will the Jets flame out against Calgary? Will the Pens be eaten by a leopard seal with an outrageous French Canadian accent? 1st puck @ Noon ET
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The push to reopen schools is doomed to fail
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I have longstanding fetish for my curvy, cheeky sister-in-law, and fondly recall mind-blowing sex I had with her on my wedding night. How can I end this affair? My wife is pregnant with our second kid and doesn't know about our thing
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can we tell our friends to leave their dickhead child at home when we invite them over to hang out?"
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's long past time to start handing out fines to people who refuse to wear masks
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(BBC America)
 
 
 
Bing confronts Charlie Manx with some well-intentioned questions, but will it end in disaster? And how will Manx grapple with his past? NOS4A2, 10 PM ET on AMC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Easter creeps closer, and Sister Alice has a murdered child to resurrect or risk losing her church. But how does the Radiant Assembly's debt tie to Charlie's murder? Will Perry pull of a sensational courtroom victory? Perry Mason, 9 PM ET on HBO
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As a child is kidnapped from the Lying-In Hospital, Sara and Kreizler race to solve the mystery and identity of the culprit. What secrets is Libby the nurse hiding? The Alienest: Angel of Darkness, 9 PM ET on TNT
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will the Oceanics continue their surprising surge? Will the O'rangers bounce back from their disappointing finish in the last race? All questions answered in the Marble League's 11th Event, Black Hole Funnel, today at 3PM EST
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
NASCAR is just happy that Daytona is *next* week, as they head way up north to New Hampshire for the Foxwoods Resort Casino 301, on NBCSN at 3 PM ET
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Day 4 of the NBA bubble, including all the Wizards, Kings and Magic that one would expect from Disney. Beginning at 2 PM ET with Wizards-Nets, followed by POR-BOS, SA-MEM, SAC-ORL, MIL-HOU, capped off at 9 PM with a defense-free Mavs-Suns game
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(NHL)
 
 
 
NHL playoffs day two brings 5 more games starting at 1 PM ET. Pace yourself Farkers, it's a marathon, not a sprint
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
No need to string you along, the Sunday Morning Music Club is going acoustic this week: looking for the best acoustic guitar songs of all time, that is
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Mercs lock out the front, with Max and the Clerc following. It's the first of the Silverstone F1 double header, starting at 9 AM ET. Link goes to Lando's helmet graphics, designed by Eva, aged 6
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Bob and Doug are bringing their Dragon back to Earth. Targeting either the first manned Atlantic Ocean splashdown since Apollo 9, or the first Gulf of Mexico splashdown ever at 2:42 PM ET; live stream starts at 7:30 AM ET
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Maybe we should pay stay-at-home parents for taking care of their children
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
These are three equations to solve in order to have a happy pandemic life
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is there anyone worth following on Twitter besides George Takei?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why no, my total lack of a social life hasn't caused me to spend too much time on YouTube. Why do you ask?
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Sat August 01, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
There are a myriad of songs that use clapping as part of the percussion. Link goes to one of the most well known, but other than friends who gives you the clap?
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Evening MMA: UFC Fight Night, Derek Brunson vs Edmen Shahbazyan from the UFC Apex center. Joanne Calderwood vs Jennifer Maia. Prelims at 7 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET, both on ESPN+
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(Fark)
 
 
 
At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, now through Chapter 35 - "Chance"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
After that bit of unpleasantness, it's Day 1 of the 2020 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Get your goonjuice ready and get into the thread. The action starts at Noon ET on NBCSN
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Your top ten herbs and spices. Go
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Water hazards, contract killers, strange accidents, and the space race are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, July 19-25 Batletoads Edition
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
What are you currently reading? Link goes to subby's answer
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Fri July 31, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Can Uncle Allen hold off the King of the Ropes? Will Bayley's ego write a check that Nikki can cash? Naomi deserves better but still gets stuck facing Lacey & how are Mandy and Otis doing? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's Friday. Again. Fresh Hell is already here, but the MSNBC discussion starts at 7PM ET with the Reid Out
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
MENTAL HEALTH THREAD. Are you struggling with pandemic-related mental health issues? Let's support each other while the world burns around us. Farkers gotta stick together. LGT the only thing keeping me going
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Oh, look, it's THIS thread again. "President Trump Participates in a COVID-19 Response and Storm Preparedness Roundtable" -- live stream starting Soon™
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome to Day 2 of the NBA's Disney Bubble. Grizzlies vs Blazers at 3pm, Celtics vs Bucks at 5:30pm and Rockets vs Mavs at 8pm. All times Eastern
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Apparently the White House is holding a press briefing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More fun than fiddling with Config.sys & Autoexec.bat it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT 20XX, Barony, and Sword & Sorcery free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: what are your favourite retro arcade games? Tell us inside
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Success will never make you happy
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(Metro)
 
 
 
A body language professional discusses how you can effectively communicate with a mask, because apparently your voice and tone aren't enough
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Minoru Suzuki fulfill his promise of a "public execution", or can Yuji Nagata deliver "Blue Justice" to the King of Pancrase? Who will participate in the KOPW 2020 tournament? SUMMER STRUGGLE 2020 continues @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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