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Tue March 26, 2019
(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
The difference between genius and insanity is that insanity usually has its own Youtube channel and Twitter account
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I found out my boyfriend had been cheating the same day he got test results back confirming he had aggressive cancer. His whole family knew about the affair; I have to pretend it's okay. I feel I have to stay or his family will vilify me. What do?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I have a young daughter. My sister is marrying a sex offender and plans on including him at all family functions and refuses to keep him away despite laws and what have you. Am I overreacting?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"My wife is pregnant with our second child. She was on birth control; it was ineffective, and we're saddled with a baby neither of us wants or can afford. It's threatening our marriage. What should we do?" Someone should have gotten a vasectomy
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Mon March 25, 2019
(Ranker)
 
 
 
Have you seen Jordan Peele's new movie 'Us' yet? If you have, maybe don't read these horrifying real-life stories about people who met doppelgangers
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It is the day after, and today feels like a big dumpster fire. Let's get the Monday day drinking started. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on Arrow, Laurel and Felicity go all Thelma and Louise, can Ollie stop them before they reach the Grand Canyon. (CW 8PM ET)
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Resisting the urge to pahk the cah in the hahbuh, Raw ships up to Boston. The only real advertised match is Kurt's 'It's Over, It's Damn Over' tour, and the rest of the show is plotline setups for WrestleMania. Tonight at 8pm EDT, USA
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Humans love warm weather. Has it dulled our response to the threats of climate change?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Spring has now officially sprung, happy Oberon Day 2019
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
You ever have an urge to rush the stage during live theater, or just trip a random passing waiter for no reason? Of course, you do not act on them, but confess here
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Endangered animals, comic book tributes, and Japanese commercialism can all be found in the Fark Weird News Quiz, March 10-16 Tractor Edition
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
What weather is hazardous to flying? Got a story?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Barr release the full report? Will the IC take matters into their own hands? Will Trump realize his fatal flaw? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Turns out you are using the escalator wrong
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
The ridiculous things people do in ads for bathtub trays
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Why you procrastinate. Hint: It has nothing to do with you being a lazy bastard
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(WalletHub)
 
 
 
2019's "Fattest Cities in America" list released. The South may rise again, but it's gonna need heavy lifting equipment first
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
The hilarious traits that make the Brits ...well British
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These are the most beloved TV broadcasters. Who do you like and dislike from the list? Any you want to add? This is Subby signing out
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman seeks advice on internet after telling 'insecure' boyfriend he is "small down there" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: My wife wasn't having sex with me as I was too fat. So, I went ahead on and lost one-hundred and forty pounds and now I look good. But she's still hot having sex with me. What's up with that?"
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Sun March 24, 2019
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jesus tapdancing Christ, what's your favorite profanity from pop culture?
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(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
The penultimate episode of season 9 is here. The kingdom prepare for the fair. Alpha is out for blood after Daryl's rescue of Lydia and excess baggage Henry. Whose heads are on the pikes? Find out in "The Calm Before." The Walking Dead 9 PM ET on AMC
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The team-up of Laura and Wednesday yields interesting outcomes as Shadow makes his way to Illinois's fertile crescent. Mr. World and Technical Boy meet New Media as alliances are forged. American Gods, "Muninn," 8 PM ET on Starz (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Hobbits are having fireworks again with Rocket Lab planning to put an experimental satellite owned by the wizard DARPA. Launch window is 11:30-15:30 Monday for every Baggins, Buffiin, or Proudfoot. That's 6:30-10:30 PM ET Sunday for you mere humans
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(Alliance of American Football)
 
 
 
AAF 'action' begins with San Diego @ Arizona now in progress. Birmingham @ Memphis starts 8 PM ET. Feel the excizzzzzzzz
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series visits the Martinsville paperclip for the STP 500. 2 PM ET on FS1
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
This is Us's time to shine as it slashes horror records with a $68 million, giving Jordan Peele his second #1.Captain Marvel slips to #2 with $34 million, Five Feet Apart #3 with $9 million while sci-fi mess Alita descends to #10 with $1 million
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Indycar has finally come to Circuit of the Americas with warm and dry conditions. Will Power grabbed the pole with Rossi alongside and last weeks winner Newgarden starting 7th. This is your Indycar Classic discussion thread at 1 PM ET on NBCSN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sunday hockey brings us five games, with the match-ups being Flyers-Capitals, Coyotes-Islanders, Habs-Hurricanes, Avs-'Hawks, and the Jackets-Canucks. Who do you want to win? The puck drops at 12:30 PM ET on NBC
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We wrap up the second round of the NCAA Tournament on Sunday. Will Duke suck? Will Liberty continue their run to become Cinderella? Or will it be the Anteaters of UC Irvine? All this and more when the fun starts at 12:10 PM ET on CBS
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club: what song did you once hate like fire, but later grew on you? Was it Crash Test Dummies? Weezer's sweater song? Everything by Cake? What were they, and what changed your mind?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My parents have been devout Catholics all their lives; recently, they've become disenfranchised because of the church's anti-LGBTQ stance. They ask if I've found a church; I'm an atheist who doesn't believe in the supernatural. How can I tell them?"
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(NJPW World)
 
 
 
TONIGHT, will the "Rainmaker" or "Cold Skull" challenge the "Switchblade" for the IWGP Heavyweight Title? PLUS, can Bullet Club's "Crown Jewel" bring home the U.S. Title? The NEW JAPAN CUP 2019 Finals start @ 2AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Here's a harsh truth about fitness that you don't often hear: exercise sucks
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Sat March 23, 2019
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Having a party at home with an open bar. As a non-drinker, I need recommendations on a decent (not super expensive) gin and vodka that won't make me look that I don't know what to buy
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(NCAA)
 
 
 
Can Penn State make it a four-peat (and eight of the last nine)? Or will some other college step up and strip the Nittany Lions of their mat superiority? It's the NCAA Division I Wrestling Championships live from Pittsburgh at 7 PM ET on ESPN
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: UFC on ESPN+ 6, Anthony Pettis vs Stephen "Wonderboy" Thompson, Curtis Blaydes vs Justin Willis. Prelims start at 5 PM ET, main card at 8 PM ET, both on the ESPN+ streaming service
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Euro qualifiers anyone? Spain v Norway today at 3:45 EDT, Germany v Netherlands Sunday. Check your local ESPN, streaming, or Univision Deportes channels
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's the Gander Outdoors Truck Series TruNorth Global 250 at Martinsville Speedway in the first short-track race of the season. Todd Gilliland has the pole, with Stewart Friesen alongside him. Engines start at 2 PM ET on FOX
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(Alliance of American Football)
 
 
 
Are we still doing this? Okay. AAF Week 7 starts with Orlando at Atlanta at 2 PM ET on TNT, followed by Salt Lake at San Antonio at 8 PM on the NFL Network. Feel the excitement
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(NHL)
 
 
 
March Madness is here, that's right hockey fans, just 2 weeks left in the regular season. 1 point separates last wild cards & first out. Can MTL stay ahead of Columbus? MN hold off the Avs & 'Yotes? Mayhem @ 1 PM ET. GRITTY'S IN YOUR BACKSEAT, PIERRE
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
How's your bracket looking? We start the Round of 32 at 12:10 PM ET with Maryland and LSU. Will Drew's team wallop Wofford? Will Purdue get by Villanova? Will Kansas tame the Auburn Tigers? Any big upsets today? Let's do this
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
It's the end of the car as we know it--and I feel fine
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(NJPW World)
 
 
 
Ishii. Okada. Tanahashi. SANADA. Who will advance to the Cup final? The Semifinal Round of NEW JAPAN CUP 2019 begins @ 4AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The latest thing that's slowly killing you? Your pillow
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Fri March 22, 2019
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
SCREW EVERYONE'S A-BLOCK. No matter what goes here, it's outdated. MSNBC Discussion Thread starts at 8PM ET. But we're all going to be discussing the Mueller report no matter what
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
While March Madness is going on, there are two games on for Friday Night. Will the Capitals tame the Wild? Will the Sharks devour the Ducks? Who will be the big start tonight? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 218 Emmanuel Sanchez vs Georgi Karakhanyan II, Linton Vassell vs Valentin Moldavsky. Prelims stream at 6:45 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on the Paramount Network. Also LFA 62 at 9 PM ET on AXS TV
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