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Wed March 03, 2021
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Shaq dribble Cody Rhodes' head like a basketball? Can Nia Jax avoid ending Raquel González or Dakota Kai's careers? How will Paul Wight fare on commentary? The Wednesday Night Wars rage on @8:00 PM ET on TNT, USA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
No man alive will come to you with another tale to tell, but you know that we shall meet again. If your mem'ry serves you well in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7PM Eastern
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey brings us six awesome contests. We start off with the Capitals and the Bruins at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN. Other top contests include Leafs-Oilers and Wild-Knights. Do you need a refill on goon juice and other hockey-related stuff?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's that time again: The 2021 Fark Fiction Anthology is open for submissions. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll find squirrels in uncomfortable places. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, timely edition
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby found himself dreaming he was in Big Trouble in Little China last night. Hasn't seen or thought about the movie in ages and has no idea why
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(Some hamster)
 
 
 
We have drive through vaccinations and testing for Covid19. Why not drive through colonoscopy services?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Why was there a period in sitcom history (around the 80s) where every show had an overly sappy, sentimental intro song that didn't match the vibe of the shallow, punchline driven show at all?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Midweek PL - Top Half vs. Bottom half: Burnley host Leicester, Sheffield United face Aston Villa, and Man U. travel down to Crystal Palace. Burnley - Wolves on NBCSN @ 1:00 ET, and the other two on Peacock, 1:00 and 3:00 pm
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Depends on time of day, budget, and of course degree of sobriety. But always with extra cheese
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed posts its most depressing listicle: how to stay fed when you're poor in America
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So, this is China's coronavirus stats graph. Is there any credible explanation for this? They have no deaths or new cases for almost a year now, since right after the outbreak
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How has the pandemic changed your life?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm a pre-law college student with a unique name who has managed to be above-board and professional. I Googled my name and found someone with the same name has a TikTok account posting unprofessional videos. How can I address this insanity?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How do you deal with regret?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I forgive my parents for raising me in a cult?"
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Too late
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Flash and Superman & Lois tonight at 8pm eastern on the CW. Of course, Flash gets there first
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
So that's why you've been sleeping better lately
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
Coworker Pitches Fit Over Son Being Served Red Wine Pasta Sauce
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's raining tacos from out of the sky, tacos, don't even ask why, just open your mouth and close your eyes, it's raining tacos in the MSNBC discussion thread starting at 7PM Eastern
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Subby is looking for his next book to read. Should it be something by Hannah Arendt? If so, what do you recommend?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"It's not all poop jokes, however - sometimes it's spiritual"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
How A '90s Erotic Thriller Created the 'Chupacabra' Myth
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
Midweek PL starts with Man. City facing Wandering Wolves. Will Citeh rack up yet another win or Wolves take a bite out of Pep? Match time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
10 virtual tours of spectacular buildings around the world. Castles, palaces and a bit of Wisconsin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Make ME wait in Line? Talk American
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's two hour serving of 80's alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from Love & Rockets, Pixies, and Robyn Hitchcock & the Egyptians. Hear what terrestrial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #196. Starts 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sister is secretly dating a celebrity but is totally concerned someone will find out who she is and begin dragging her in the tabloids and is really worried about the free publicity. Should I see how much I can get for the inside scoop? Kidding"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My mother-in-law is a nice, caring woman with insanely terrible body odor. How do I tell her she stinks to high heaven?"
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
There is no evidence to suggest that people who wear glasses are less likely to develop COVID-19, so no nerd immunity here
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Excuse Me, Where's the Valet? Right this way, take a seat and could you blow into this machine? Thanks
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I was just looking at the Lingerie and...Talk about your quick Shooters
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The pandemic showed us just how irrelevant social media was in some aspects and how important it was in others
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My grown adult children never call, never write, and never visit. Why do they want nothing to do with me?"
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Famadillo)
 
 
 
Avocados are named after testicles and now I'm uncomfortable
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Jefferson has a Whale of a problem on Black Lightning, tonight at 9 EST on The CW
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
More than 50% of the population goes through it, more than 70% supports someone as they go through it. Why don't we talk about it more? Why don't we know more? Why aren't we more prepared? It's absurd
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Can The Miz survive his WWE Championship defense vs Bobby Lashley? Shakes Magic 8-Ball - "Highly doubtful". Will R-Truth get his baby back from Bad Bunny and Damien Priest? Also, where's Rhea? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder, and a touch of a world that is older. Turn the switch and check the number, this is your MSNBC discussion thread, 7:00pm Eastern
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's been a couple of weeks due to work and family priorities, so let's catch up and talk laser cutting in this Fark Maker Monday Thread. This week's link goes to the updated 40W desktop engraver/cutter
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
During more "normal times" we relish seeing restaurant owners call out unreasonable customers for bullshiat reviews. Now while restaurant workers and bartenders are risking their lives to cater to entitled people we find that we relish them even more
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss what movies/TV we've seen this past week. LGT "Billie Eilish: The World's a Little Blurry". Side-note: Any musician documentaries you'd recommend?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Monday Night PL: Everton and Saints. Toffees, with twin games in hand, can equal Liverpool on points, while Southampton have lost seven of their last eight. Match time 3:00 pm ET on NBCSN
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(Fark)
 
 
 
It's March 1st, and you know what that means: well, yes, it's National Fruit Compote Day, but it's also the day that submissions open for this year's Fark Fiction Anthology. DIT
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(Series of tubes)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number, a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick, and a baby's arm holding an apple
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Be transparent about your sex window to avoid pane
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Much can also be learned about how to make good life decisions by asking people what their biggest regrets are
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Celebrity mother-daughter projects, historical shipwrecks, video games, and a ridiculous number of escaped animals are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb. 14-20: Mobile Game Edition
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My 5 year-old has begun performing complex, horrific surgeries on her dolls that I would describe as torture. Should I be concerned she's playing Saw and Hostel with her toys?"
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