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Thu January 17, 2019
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, parents used to be able to play favorites
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you have entirely too much money, here's the property for you. It's worth a billion dollars and you'll have a nice view of Los Angeles once you've built a home on this vacant lot. That's right, for a billion, you don't even get a house
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What's better when you're stressed out, sleep or sex?
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(Aeon.co)
 
 
 
What do you mean by that? How you read something is as important as what was printed; learning to appreciate the difference between "adversial" and "empathetic" in interpretation
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Can't resist sharing on a Caturday? Want to tell the world what you had for breakfast? It's not narcissism or self absorption. We are just people with a history of sharing our personal lives
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Wed January 16, 2019
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell holds America hostage: Day 26. Theresa May survives another day with her government, but will Britain or Brexit survive? Nancy Pelosi kindly disinvites Trump to give the State of the Union, but you're invited to the 8pm ET MSNBC thread
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Wednesday Night Hockey brings us five intriguing matchups with Avs-Sens, Bruins-Flyers, Sabres-Flames, Oilers-Canucks, and Sharks-Coyotes. Which game are you watching? Will Pierre ever shut up? The puck drops at 7:00 PM ET
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (1/16): Galactus returns to devour Earth. Who is going to stop him? Doom, of course. What, you thought that meddlesome simpleton Reed Richards? Bah
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Will Mueller hand out some indictments? Will Trump declare we're leaving NATO? Would that result in a coup? Hello April, adios May. THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Alien invasion, zombies, robot uprising, etc. - if the apocalypse were to hit in 2020, which kind of apocalypse would you choose?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Would you join Scientology to have a solid chance this girl?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I'm 81 and signed over my life savings to my son to manage my finances, but now he's keeping all my money
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(MSN)
 
 
 
You shouldn't wash your dishes by hand. Seriously, you shouldn't
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(Some flat head)
 
 
 
If the earth is flat what's on the other side? I think it would be a Society with a fringe around Earth movement
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I have custody of a relative's child; the situation was a terrible one and we filed for emergency custody rather than get CPS involved. When people ask me, I either overshare or make things uncomfortable. Do I owe an explanation?"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What is the best way to explain Fark to people. For example my mother doesn't get it, neither do my roommates dot-dot-dot. Don't even get me started on my wife
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After being told to lose weight by modeling school, Russian teens turned into living corpses, or as they say in Hollywood, "hot"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Since we haven't discussed Spider-Man: Far From Home enough, here's Kevin Smith fanboying over the trailer
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(Tumblr)
 
 
 
CSB: your high school gradumacation
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(Interesly)
 
 
 
In the Great Whiskey Fire of 1875, a crazy burning cocktail of fire, whiskey and malt liquor flowed down Dublin streets. Some drank it from their boots
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Tue January 15, 2019
(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Is ending a text message with an 'x' considered flirting? x
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Do you think that Thunderstruck's awesomeness ends once what's his name starts singing? Me too. This was made for us
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(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
Quiver in fear before the Monsters at Fort Madness, then dissolve into subatomic particles when supernovas strike in the Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell holds America hostage: Day 25. Brexit may be Theresa May's exit. Bill Barr isn't entirely clear during his Senate hearing. El Chapo allegedly bribed former Mexico President Nieto with $100 million. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight, on SmackDown, we have a NewEra Birthday Party, more of Almas and Mysterio, Sonya Deville going after Carmella, and more. Tonight at 8pm ET (USA), followed by 205 Live @ 10pm on the WWE Network. Is it 'Wrasslin' Tuesday' now?
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Tonight, on The Flash, While Nora studied her father extensively she didn't dig too much into the rest of her extended family. Meanwhile, Caitlin considers opening Pandora's Box, Dammit Caitlin. 8PM ET on the CW
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Caps vs Perds & Pens vs Shorks highlight the slate of 10 games in the NHL tonight. If Snoop Dogg now does commentary in LA, what local celebrity should join your favorite team in the booth? 1st puck at 7pm EST
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
More and more young adults are dropping out of church after finding reason
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
'I'm buying one right after surgery to remove my vagina' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
If you deny the existence of robots, you might be one
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I live in a gentrifying downtown. I have lots of unconscious racial biases but am getting over those. I have a great dog; a black woman moved next to me, she had a dog. I always said hi to her dog, but never her. She thinks I'm racist. What do?"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
The 25 best counties to live in. Strangely absent are Park and Hazard Counties
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(Dear Fark)
 
 
 
So we've always known 99.9% of these "Dear ____" letters are fake and said we could do better. Well, this is your thread. Lay out all of your "problems" and feel free to answer to others'
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
New AG nominee William Barr Confirmation Hearing Thread. Live at 10AM ET
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
A good solution to people tunneling under the wall is to build the wall completely underground. A good solution to planes and drones flying over the wall is to pretend it's not happening
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Mon January 14, 2019
(Metro)
 
 
 
The latest thing that's sexist and wholly unacceptable? "Honey-Do" lists
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Federal employees aren't getting paid. TSA agents are walking off the job causing delays at airports. USDA isn't inspecting a lot of food. It seems the POTUS may not have the country's best interests in mind. Still here? This is your 8pm ET MSNBC thread
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
WILL the Almighty become the most boring IC Champ in years, or will the Lunatic Fringe and the Architect have something to say about it? CAN Braun get through a promo without looking awful? Also, Cena appears and the women tag. WWE Raw thread LIVE @8PM ET
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(K99)
 
Weeners
 
People in Fort Collins sound like dicks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mer-MAN, Dad. Mer-MAN
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The government is planning to store nuclear waste in salt mines. They need a warning that will last at least 40,000 years- the half-life of the material. Difficulty- the oldest human writings are only 6000 or so years old. Ideas welcome
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump go off the deep end? Will we get more reports of his treason? Will Congress drop the hammer? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There are 20 states in the U.S. where you can make less than six-figures and still be considered 'rich'
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Can City increase their lead over Spurs and keep pace with league leaders Liverpool, or will Wolves once again put on a show and upset another of the Big 6? Live, from the Etihad, it's your Monday Night English Premier League. Kickoff at 3 pm EST
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
"Wall Huh, good God y'all (What is it good for? Absolutely nothing)" - All in all it's just another prick for the wall
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My dog hates children and is always barking at the two girls who live in our building. How do I get him to stop hating kids?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Batman logic
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(My Modern Metropolis)
 
 
 
Meet the photographer whose life work is documenting his favorite vinyl album covers at the original locations where their cover photos were taken
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(More Potatoes)
 
 
 
People who say that there is nothing funny about compound fractures aren't looking hard enough
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
50 classics from (almost) everyone's high school's required reading list. What other books would you recommend?
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