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Sun May 22, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Can the Golden State Warriors go up 3-0 on the Dallas Mavericks? Or will Dallas bounce back at home to prevent that? Stephen Curry or Luka Doncic? Gold or white with your blue? Tip-off is at 9:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Undead Walking)
 
 
 
Morgan and Mo have escaped the Tower, though moat walkers are following them. Meanwhile, Alicia and the Stalkers take the fight to Strand for control of the high ground in the penultimate episode of season 7. Fear the Walking Dead, 9PM ET on AMC
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
NASCAR heads back to Texas for the All-Star Race. The Open starts at 5:30 PM ET, and the main event with everyone's favorite driver on the pole starts at 8:00 ET, both on FS1
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
At least some of the Indy 500 qualifying isn't behind a paywall. It's pole day in Indianapolis at 4pm ET on NBC
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Three Johnny Sex Cup Playoffs games today. Can the Soccer Cats finally get a win in the Sunshine State Showdown? Meanwhile in Rags/Jerks, Tony DeAngelo is very punchable. And may the Battle of Alberta keep being ridiculously fun. Game on @ 1:30pm ET
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Pittsburgh Maulers upset the New Orleans Breakers? Can the Houston Gamblers really go all in and beat the New Jersey Generals? Is spring football exciting? Does anyone even care anymore? Kickoff times are at Noon ET and 4:00 PM ET on FS1 and FOX, respectively
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
The final Sunday Premier League. Who wins the Title: Citeh- Villa and Pool- Wolves. Who survives: Burnley-Newcastle and Brentford-Leeds. Top 4: Norwich-Spurs and Arsenal- Everton. The rest play for pride. All matches at 11:00 am ET on NBC channels
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Jumping Jehoshaphat, the Sunday Morning Music Club is brought to you this week for the letter "J"
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(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Leclerc has the pole with Verstappen alongside after gremlins continue to cause problem for Red Bull, Sainz goes of third with Russell alongside. Forecast is pleasant with light winds. This is your Spanish Grand Prix at 9am ET on ESPN2
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Wheeler Yuta & El Desperado deliver Pure wrestling magic? Can ELP slay a Titán? Does Master Wato drop to 0-3 against the ugliest LIJ member? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 29: Day 6 starts @ 3:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Will only four cast members depart aftet tonight? Will Sarah Sherman ever be funny? Will Jost and Che give us a [final?] joke swap? Japanese Breakfast is the musical guest as Natasha Lyonne hosts the 47th season finale of SNL, 11:30PM ET on NBC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Four HDDs and/or SSDs in two different computers failed or had sporadic I/O issues in the past week. Should I A. check house for radon, B. get an exorcism, C just assume it's a coincidence, or D. replace the motherboards?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The series goes to Boston for Game 3 of the Eastern Conference Finals with the series tied 1-1. Can the Miami Heat pull away to go up 2-1? Or will Jayson Tatum and the Celtics win at home to lead the series? Find out at 8:30 PM ET on ABC
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(NHL)
 
 
 
The Johnny Sex Cup playoffs grant us only 1 game today. The Blues/Nordiques series is tied at a game apiece. Will Binnington channel playoffs Carey Price or will McKinnon yuck things up? Pucks @ 8pm ET. Prepare your goonjuice & ferme la bouche, Bucci
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(Preakness)
 
 
 
Even though Rich Strike isn't running the Preakness for a run at the Triple Crown, there are still plenty of good horses in this race. Can Epicenter win? Or will anyone from the field take it? The 147th Preakness Stakes is at 7:01 PM ET on NBC
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(UFC)
 
 
 
Saturday Evening MMA: UFC Vegas 55 Holly Holm vs Ketlen Vieira, Santiago Ponzinibbio vs Michel Pereira. Prelims at 4 PM, main card at 7 PM, both on ESPN+
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"My husband and I said 'Yes' to everything our kids wanted for a day"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Art, Gen X movies, weed, and really bad drivers are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, May 12-18: The Cat Came Back Edition
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(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Can the Pittsburgh Maulers upset the New Orleans Breakers? Can the Houston Gamblers really go all in and beat the New Jersey Generals? Is spring football exciting? Kickoff times are at Noon ET and 4:00 PM ET on FS1 and FOX, respectively
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So what is the origin or meaning of your username?
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Alex Zayne fall to the "Bone Soldier"? Can Hiromu find the right card to defeat Ace Austin? Is SHO about to poach the "Wild Rhino"? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 29: Day 5 starts @ 3:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri May 20, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Mother fears she is raising a future Farker
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Game 2 of the Western Conference Finals is at 9:00 PM ET on TNT. Can the Golden State Warriors kick the Dallas Mavericks while they are down? Or will the Mavs get on their high horse and even up the series? Will San Francisco be rockin'?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Johnny Sex Cup Round 2, Games 2. Will Margot's boys make the Jerks look like a breeze or a Cat 5? The Battle of Alberta continues, may Game 2 be as insane & entertaining as Game 1. The goonjuice will be cold & the action will be hot. Game on @ 8pm ET
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: Rampage starts things off with DBD & Mox vs Dante Martin and Matt Sydal & Spears faces "a giant". Then on Smackdown, RK-Bro vs The Usos for the unified tag titles. It all starts at 7 PM ET on TNT, then 8 PM on FOX
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The ancient animal part of my brain, so attuned to subtle, suspicious movement, had picked out this one MSNBC thread among the millions at 7pm Eastern
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Almost as much fun as being a spoony bard it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. NOTE: Borderlands 3 is free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Favourite fantasy game(s)? Elves, dwarves, goblins, that sort of thing. Tell us
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Thu May 19, 2022
(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Your friends too busy to hang out with you? Why not take them on a hike? A HIKE OF DEATH. Then have a yummy dinner afterwards when you watch My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Sunny-Day Dinners and realize pancakes are more important than you think
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After winning Game 1, can the Miami Heat pour it on again against the Boston Celtics? Or will the luck of the Irish help Boston tie the series up? It is your Game 2 of the Eastern Conference Finals thread, tipoff is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Last night Johnny Sex Cup gave us pandemonium & sheer chaos in the Battle of Alberta, can the Battle of Florida give us another taste of that? Will Blues/Avs go to OT for a 2nd game? Pucks @ 7pm ET, go goonjuice & bonus hockey. Ferme la bouche, Bucci
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
He'll be a strong man. Oh, honey, but the wrong man. He'll eat nutritious, high protein and swallow raw eggs. Try to build up his shoulders, chest, arms, and legs. Such an effort if he only knew of my plan. In just 7 days it's the 7pm ET MSNBC thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
And *now*, the moment we've all been waiting (and waiting, and waiting...) for, it's the STARLINER OFT-2 TEST LAUNCH - Will it Fly? Will it Fizzle? Will it RUD? Will it miss that left turn at Albuquerque? Booze and popcorn extra. 5/19, 6:54 PM EDT
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. Pikachu Hulk cannibalistic pig farmer edition
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Penultimate Premier League Match day: Everton are not quite safe, will Palace further their woes? Burnley also need a win, will it come at Villa's expense? Draw of the day Chelsea and Leicester. 2:45 pm et USA / Peacock
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
You crush your enemies. See them driven before you. And hear the lamentations of their women
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Today's 2-hour serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from All About Eve, Orange Juice, Ian Dury & The Blockheads, and more. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #345. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Design You Trust)
 
 
 
A Photoshop artist trolls people by implementing their requests literally
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
You say Halo, I say good-bye. Discussion thread for the season finale of Halo, which may or may not actually feature a Halo (spoilers for first season)
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(quotecounterquote dot com)
 
 
 
Fitzgerald is quoted as saying "The rich are different from you and me." Hemingway is quoted as responding: "Yes, they have more money." The story of how this myth exchange got to be to the left. Discussion as to who was right to the right
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Is Elon Musk a driven man, marching to a science fiction drummer? And should that scare the crap out of the rest of us? A recount of Musk's fever dreams to the left, Fark thoughts to the right
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Check out the best prog rock bands of all-time. Carry on now wayward son
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(Trek News)
 
 
 
The ship is infected by a mysterious contagion and only Number One, the mysterious but trusted Una, remains immune. Only she can save the crew by facing her past. Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, The Ghosts of Illyria streaming now on Paramount+
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(Some Comedian)
 
 
 
When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline is apparent. It is your Thursday Bad Joke thread
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
We remembered it being ridiculous, but did not remember just how ridiculous. What are some other movies that started absurd and aged into cringe classics?
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will El Desperado & TJP steal the show? Can Robbie Eagles Take It to the Limit against BUSHI? Where the hell did Shingo Takagi come from? BEST OF THE SUPER Jr. 29 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(Fark)
 
Audio
 
Any advice on internet radios? Must have: AM/FM + connect to router for internet radio. Bluetooth a plus - just going crazy trying to find one
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Wed May 18, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The NBA Western Conference Finals commences Wednesday Night. Can Luka Doncic and the Dallas Mavericks take Game 1? Or will Stephen Curry and the Golden State Warriors win it at home? Find out at 9:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Jeff Hardy get past ADAM COLE BAY-BAY, and on to the next round of the Owen Hart Cup? Can Wardlow withstand 10 lashes from MJF? Who are the 2 Jokers? All will be revealed on AEW Dynamite @ 8pm ET on TBS, the SuperStation
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
To save his wife from the time sickness, Barry accepts help from XS "Into the Still Force" while the CCPD enlists Chester when mysterious device is found at a crime scene on S.№8 Ep.№15 of The Flash at 8 ㏘ EDT, then Kung Fu at 9, both on The CW
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(Christianity Today)
 
 
 
I wonder if they were raptured
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