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Sat August 24, 2019
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Time for right turns. Xfinity series at Road America, 3pm ET on NBCSN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Now we get to bulk of the games for Week 3 of the NFL Preseason. Who will win the Lone Star Showdown between the Texans and Cowboys? How about Bears and Colts? All this and more starting at 1:00 PM ET
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Ponies in Bikinis. It's the fan service episode when Twilight is determined to make Celestia and Luna's last Summer Sun Celebration memorable, so check out My Little Pony - The Summer Sun Setback this Saturday on Discovery Family at 11:30am ET
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
Norwich host Chelsea at 7:30 am ET, hoping to do what Villa did to Everton yesterday. At 10, ManU host Palace, followed by the big match of Liverpool hosting Arsenal at Anfield at 12:30. This is your Saturday Premier League Discussion Thread
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(Slate)
 
 
 
When did summer camps ditch the horror story circles?
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Fri August 23, 2019
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I hereby demand that the Fresh Hell Friday MSNBC Discussion Thread drop at 8PM ET like the Dow after a stupid Trump tweet
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's Friday Night in America, and two NFL preseason games are going on. Can the Browns conquer the Buccaneers? Can the Bills tame the Lions? Let's do this football thing at 7:30 PM ET on NFL Network
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(Microsoft)
 
 
 
"Inconspicuous Penis" is the name of my Courtney Love cover band
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump declare war on Greenland? Will Barr answer questions? Will Pence consult Mother? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Not that you really care because you're already blotto, but here are some tips on how to be sober
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Villa Park gets a prime time game under the Friday night lights against Everton. Can the Villains get some points at home against the Toffees? Find out on NBCSN at 3:00 EDT
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A Farker would have been able to do it. A TFDer would have done it while filling the queue with shiatposts
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(Eater)
 
 
 
Are you planning on having brunch this weekend, or is it just played?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: My husband and I have a wonderful relationship but I have to take charge for everything in our life, including sex. How can I get him to dominate me and treat me like a dirty, dirty girl?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I stopped breastfeeding my toddler some time ago. However, since this happened, he's constantly pawing at my breasts despite the fact there is no longer sustenance coming from them. What do I need to do to get him to stop?"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Can you pay a credit card with a credit card? Yes, but it's credit cards all the way down
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Safer than making jokes about tieflings being horny it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Link goes to Fez free at Epic. As always, feel free to post other free games as well in the thread. Side note: favourite co-op games? (Internet or couch coop)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stop posting your child's temper tantrums on social media
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(Twitter)
 
Boobies
 
PETA's latest campaign backfires, courts furries. NSFW
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Do you have any idea what the most difficult job in America is? Probably not
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
What does Florida smell like? According to this candle maker, "The scents of Florida's finest citrus and a subtle undertone of bergamot give way to woody mangroves and Spanish moss finished with vanilla and amber." Give a better description, Farkers
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(Google)
 
 
 
Any chance of a South Florida Fark Party any time soon? (subby would drive to counties in either direction to attend)
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Thu August 22, 2019
(Some Onion)
 
 
 
I tried lifting a 50-pound sack of onions today and I couldn't. I'm old. Oh no. What was your sudden "I'm Old" moment
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Woman: Dr. Nerdlove, is it weird that I have a secret superhero identity that is able to deal with the problems I have difficulty coping with? Dr. Nerdlove: I put this question in the headline for a reason
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Everyone else is doing it, so why can't we? MSNBC Discussion Thread 8PM ET. Bring lube and contraceptives. It's gonna be a rough one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Six games are on the lineup to start off Week 3 of the NFL Preseason. Is the final rosters for your team looking any clearer? Can the Raiders beat the Packers in Winnipeg? What about the Ravens and Eagles? Kickoff is at 7:00 PM ET
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
What phone apps do you not allow your kids to have? ...aside from a Fark.com mobile of course
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
So many questions, NSFW language
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(Slate)
 
 
 
What are the best and worst questions to ask at the start of the school year? I bet "Is there a singles mixer" is right there at the top of the "worst" category
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I think we can all relate to this problem: How to design a narrow living room around an inherited piano
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I'm 22 and have been at my dream job for 8 months. My supervisor is in his 40s; he's been a great mentor to me. I told him I needed PTO to help my boyfriend recover from surgery; he denied it and asked about the relationship. Should I be concerned?"
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
"Did you finish?"
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(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
United Launch Alliance launches a GPS-III satellite at 9 AM ET. No word if ULA CEO Tory Bruno will wear his trademark cowboy hard hat
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"How can I stop people from grieving my dead friend? They didn't pay attention in life; why let them start now?"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why do we always suspect something sinister about opposite sex friendships?
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Wed August 21, 2019
(Rocket Launch Live)
 
 
 
Russia is launching a test flight of a new version of their Soyuz spacecraft tonight at 11:38 PM Eastern. Watch it here. Still no cure for Kazakhstan
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
DC leads the nation in peeing in the shower. Peeing in pools. And picking the nose. You're the best around, DC, and no one's ever gonna keep you down
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
It's not the Spice Girls, Baby; but it can be Posh, Sporty or Spicy--it's your MSNBC Discussion thread, 8 PM ET. BYOB
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will BJ give EU the what for? Will Trump sell Alaska if Russia asks? Will Trump cheer the Bezos Amazon burning to the ground, not understanding its the rainforest not the company? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
We've replaced your regularly scheduled Fark Writer's Thread submitter with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if anyone notices. This is your Folger's Crystals Writing Thread, well noticed edition
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In need of a laugh? 100 funny books to the left, your favorites to the right
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I like the violin, the beat, and the dancing. I just don't believe it was totally random an... wait.. was he doing The Carlton?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Comics (8/21): The Land That Time Forgot, Savage Sword of Conan, Transformers '84. Subby is queuing up some Hawkwind, packing a bong, and going over some stencils and shag carpet samples for his kick-ass van
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Can you guess the state from the most used slang word?
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(Ustream)
 
 
 
Live feed of space walk on the ISS. Installing the port module for SpaceX and others to dock
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Are you guilty of any of these 50 things we do everyday that annoy other people?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband has what he insists is an innocent friendship with another woman; we've been married seven years, and he reconnected with this old friend. We've never fought or had problems, but I am jealous of this friendship. Am I right to worry?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I am a cis male who is strongly attracted to transgender women. As an ally, I worry I am festishizing this group of individuals. Am I wrong in my pursuits?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Stoya: I just discovered my wife cheated on me. Do I need to discuss it, or can I just overlook it? I'm not really interested in a threesome"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scienticians create blood test that can tell you if you will die within 10 years. Would you want to know?
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