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Host: InvisibleInsane
Description: Farkette Turning Fifty
Date/Time: February 27, 2019 - 07:45 PM (local time)
Party Info: I'm heading to Vegas with friends to celebrate my 50th birthday. Plans include jumping off the Stratosphere tower and ziplining over the Strip. Drinks will be involved, as I am terrified of heights. But what the hell, you only die once, right?

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Meet at: High Roller
3545 S Las Vegas Blvd, Las Vegas, NV 89109, USA
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1648 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Sep 2018 at 8:45 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite   |   Watch    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»


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‘’ 2018-09-11 08:28:45 PM  
This looks awesome and a big NOPE from this acrophobic.   Even though it's my birthday weekend too.  Have a great, fun time, don't drink  too much or they won't let you ride!
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:29:33 PM  
Hippo Birdie 2 Ewe!

50 is awesome; don't let anyone convince u otherwise.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:30:56 PM  
Happy birthday!
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:32:18 PM  
Congrats! I be 51 in October
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:34:34 PM  
Happy birthday, kid!
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:43:50 PM  
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Enjoy!!!
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:47:52 PM  
When I was that age, I was much older. Happy birthday.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:49:41 PM  
AARP discount at Dennys!
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:50:20 PM  
i turned 50 a couple of weeks ago and no one cared.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:50:38 PM  
Blinky the Clown
Youtube 2sxPtHhOsgg


This is the clown I denosed.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:54:40 PM  
Happy Birthday! :)


I turn 66 later this month
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:54:49 PM  

some_beer_drinker: i turned 50 a couple of weeks ago and no one cared.


you've got to join the country club that is fark.  it's $5 dues are a month and there ain't no golf course
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:57:27 PM  
Happy Birthday! Stay healthy.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:57:39 PM  
Happy birthday!  What happens in Vegas damn better have pics on Fark.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 08:59:06 PM  

Sliding Carp: Happy birthday!  What happens in Vegas damn better have pics on Fark.


I wish I could 'smart' this.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:03:17 PM  
Happy Birthday young lady!
I think I can say 'young' since I've got 21 years on you and have been married (yes to the same woman) longer than you've existed.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:07:24 PM  
Half Hour Happy Hour on the High Roller is well worth the money. A friend and I had a Groupon for about 80 bucks. Find out when sunset is and aim to get on then. It will be dark by the time you reach the top.

Do not do the Zip Line, do the ZOOM LINE. That's the one that goes all the way in a Superman pose. Don't get too lit before going or they won't let you ride.

And don't forget that Denny's gives a free breakfast on your birthday. There's one downtown with a wedding chapel.

Have Fun!
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:07:43 PM  
I just want to know if it's really true about 50 year old broads.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:09:00 PM  

solokumba: I just want to know if it's really true about 50 year old broads.


Dames don't like to be called broads.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:09:33 PM  

RJReves: solokumba: I just want to know if it's really true about 50 year old broads.

Dames don't like to be called broads.


Chicks don't like to be called dames.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:11:38 PM  

FleshMonkey: RJReves: solokumba: I just want to know if it's really true about 50 year old broads.

Dames don't like to be called broads.

Chicks don't like to be called dames.


Broads don't like to be called chicks.

It's like The Worm of Ouroboros.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:12:30 PM  
Welcome to 50!

/Hits 51 at the end of the month.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:13:57 PM  
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:13:58 PM  
Congrats! I ain't jumping off the stratosphere, but I'll buy you a drink when you figure out where you're gonna party afterward!
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:16:32 PM  
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‘’ 2018-09-11 09:18:17 PM  
Was just in Vegas. Strip changed a lot since I was last there in 2006. Finally seeing downtown Vegas was pretty fun. I like downtown more than the fancy spots.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:19:07 PM  

solokumba: I just want to know if it's really true about 50 year old broads.


That they're delicious?  Yes!  That's when I met NewWife.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:20:43 PM  
GO TO THE NEON MUSEUM!
/ After sundown, of course.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:24:20 PM  
You get one shot at life and you don't get out of it alive

Celebrate every moment
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:24:40 PM  
Invite sin city superhero to your party.

He packs a big pistol.

If you know what I mean.
/and I think you do
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:25:24 PM  
Happy birthday, InvisibleInsane!

I won't be there for your party but I'll be wishing I was!
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:27:22 PM  
Happy birthday.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:27:43 PM  
Would love to attend, 48 year old male Farker lucky to be alive, long story look me up. I can't b/c of cost and not being able to drink anymore would drive me crazy, lol. Send pictures!
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:27:53 PM  

Allivymar: Hippo Birdie 2 Ewe!

50 is awesome; don't let anyone convince u otherwise.


It wasn't my 50th that got to me; it was my eldest daughter's 30th this year. I'm still trying to digest that one...
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:31:02 PM  
Most of my good friend just turned 50......

/several of us have bets as to which parts are younger.....
//Happy Birthday.....
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:33:06 PM  
Go on...
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:36:50 PM  
Happy birthday from a fellow Gen-Xer!

/go ahead
//have too much fun
///maybe just this once it'll be enough ;-)
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:37:52 PM  

dionysusaur: solokumba: I just want to know if it's really true about 50 year old broads.

That they're delicious?  Yes!  That's when I met NewWife.


I hope that you don't introduce that broad as NewWife at parties and work functions. CSB
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:40:52 PM  
Happy Birthday Catherine M!
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:42:13 PM  
I'll be 50 next month.  I will not be going to Vegas.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:44:39 PM  
50 is tougher than 60. It's when you have to admit to yourself you are old. At 60, you're already old so you have ready made excuses if you want them. 60 is a lot more fun.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:45:25 PM  
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‘’ 2018-09-11 09:47:16 PM  

flamark: 50 is tougher than 60. It's when you have to admit to yourself you are old. At 60, you're already old so you have ready made excuses if you want them. 60 is a lot more fun.


I just want to know if it's true about 60 year old broads
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:53:21 PM  

FleshMonkey: RJReves: solokumba: I just want to know if it's really true about 50 year old broads.

Dames don't like to be called broads.

Chicks don't like to be called dames.


Skirts don't like to be called chicks
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 09:54:22 PM  
Ah....50;  I remember it like it was lik.....Fark;  I can't remember a thing.  It's all just a blur now.

Anyway, happy birthday.  I'll be heading to Vegas in Early November, so probably won't be able to join the fun.  My two cents, since you'll be in the area;  have dinner/drinks at 'La Comida,' a funky yet fun/tasty Mexican just off Freemont at 6th.  They have great neon, too.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 10:06:13 PM  
Free stuff on your Birthday.

https://www.moneypeach.com/free-birth​d​ay-stuff/

You can get free stuff on your birthday. Mostly it's stuff like a desert or apitizers....or fishsticks at Capt. D's
Or a carwash at https://www.blueraincarwash.com/pr​omot​ions-pelham/
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 10:06:40 PM  

OneFretAway: I'll be 50 next month.  I will not be going to Vegas.


Ditto in November.
Fark getting older.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 10:10:08 PM  
Good for you, kid!  I will be there in spirit.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 10:15:50 PM  
Gonna be 70 next birthday, Congrats, and dance yer ass off and party like you're not gonna get another one-  because you may not.
 
‘’ 2018-09-11 10:23:46 PM  
Woohoo the big Five Oh!
Halfway to 100!
(Me to in a month)
 
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