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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-12-09 to Sat 2018-12-15
Posted by Blythe at 2019-02-05 11:50:55 AM (2 comments) | Permalink

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Welcome back to Headline of the Week!  We had a great time with Headline of the Year 2018 and we're just starting to work through December and January Headlines of the Week to get caught up with this new year!

Thanks as always to our amazing submitters and to our TotalFark voters.  These are the headlines we love to share and say "*this* is Fark."

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-12-09 to Sat 2018-12-15:

img.fark.net  ♫ No one fights like Gascón, takes guns on flights like Gascón, retaliates against those that he spites like Gascón ♫

img.fark.net  Man fires 15 shots at roommates after drunkenly knocking over Christmas tree. Maids-a-milking, ladies dancing ran screaming before he was tackled by lords and drummers, Feathers everywhere

img.fark.net  Runaway plane never coming back. Wrong way on a one-way track

img.fark.net  Zomato driver sacked after eating customer's takeaway. Turns out you can't do anything at Zomato

img.fark.net  Time Magazine's Person of the Year cuts right to the bone

img.fark.net  "Inside the mind of a plagiarist" (easiest headline I ever submitted)

img.fark.net  ♫♪♫ And another witch down, and another witch down, and another witch down, another witch bites the dust...♪♫♪

img.fark.net  This does deserve a news flash. Heap is now legal in the US

img.fark.net  Due to rare eating disorder, 42-year-old woman... uh... does anyone have a British to American translator handy? That seems serious

img.fark.net  Police shot the cherif

img.fark.net  This is the halting of the aid ship Aquarius, aid ship Aquarius


Sports:

img.fark.net  Football player dumps pregnant cheerleader girlfriend. God I'm going to hell for this headline

img.fark.net  The NFL Draft will be in Las Vegas in 2020, so the teams will be able to gamble at will... and then go to a casino

img.fark.net  Man named Zebulon attacks firefighter after Browns game. May his punishment be watching all future Browns games with Hue Jackson

img.fark.net  Sarver: I (I), I (I), I (I), Ain't Gonna Change the Suns' City


Geek:

img.fark.net  "The star flutist was paid $64,451 less than the oboe player. So she sued." Wonder what the bass salary is

img.fark.net  Obesity rates are at an all-time wide

img.fark.net  Two dead at Antarctic research station. Be on the lookout for a dog being chased by a Norwegian

img.fark.net  Time travel is possible, but only if you have infinite mass. Well, I've been off my diet for a while now

img.fark.net  ♫ Microsoft knows what apps you're using, they know where you've been. They gather all your data because the default opts you in ♫


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Never dictate the headline over the phone

img.fark.net  NYC kosher cops force Brooklyn eateries to cancel bookings of lesbian Jewish comic under threat of yanking certification. The Aristocrats

img.fark.net  No, James Bond has a drinking solution

img.fark.net  Nancy Wilson dead at 81. Barracuda


Politics:

img.fark.net  European Court of Justice rules in favor of second Brexit. No word on elevenses

img.fark.net  When Republicans weren't looking, Dems flipped forty House seats. They took 40 seats. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible

img.fark.net  Major Garrett gets promoted at CBS News. Will now be known as Lieutenant Colonel Garrett

img.fark.net  A step-by-step breakdown of how Pelosi and Schumer tricked Trump into walking into a rake several times in front of cameras

img.fark.net  Trump has been walking a tightrope of lies. This Wallenda badly

img.fark.net  He did not slap them in the mouth. He did not slap them north, nor south. He did not kick them in the balls. He did not throw them from his Halls. He rejected all their pleas, and slammed those whose job's to "speak for the trees"

img.fark.net  Zinke moves from Interior to exterior


Business:

img.fark.net  His name was Ghosn, he headed Nissan. With a Brazil apartment as his lair, and misconduct down to there. He did a tap dance, he saw his big chance. But Nissan thought it odd, since he's indicted for tax fraud. At the Copa, Copacabana

img.fark.net  Sting uses fake Amazon boxes, GPS to catch would-be thieves. The Police are standing by

img.fark.net  Staff of libertarian Weekly Standard feel the invisible hand of the free market


Discussion:

img.fark.net  Yawl shud be asahmed four shamming that farker hoo mispeled himp erliar

img.fark.net  As Infrastructure Week comes to a close, join us for the MSNBC FRESH HELL FRIDAY thread. Fun starts at 8pm EST, BYOB, IYKWISAITYDNTTAWWT


D'awww:

img.fark.net  All of the other reindeer used to want to call him names, but Farkers got there first

img.fark.net  Truck driver 2 horsepower short of making it up icy driveway

img.fark.net  Needles to say, spotting a rare albino porcupine waddling through a snowy forest is an une-quilled delight


Food:

img.fark.net  From the land who invented deep fried Mars bars - a deep fried Christmas dinner. Stoater

img.fark.net  A hot dog is a taco, a steak is a salad and a Pop-Tart is a calzone. Let the Cube Rule explain

img.fark.net  Los Angeles restaurant offers edible $500 gold-covered brownie. Au no
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2 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2019-02-05 12:24:35 PM  
Just in time to get me into the Christmas spirit! I can hardly wait to take next week off from work.
 
2019-02-05 06:02:00 PM  
Seems like the Vintage tag would be appropriate here.
 
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