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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-11-11 to Sat 2018-11-17
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-11-11 to Sat 2018-11-17:
What's the state of menstruation education in American schools? Poor. In fact you could say it is bloody lacking, period, in spite of the best efforts of educators to stop the flow of ignorance
Q: What do you call an Aussie using a mobility scooter to tow a boat down the highway? A: First mate
US legislators urge China sanctions over Xinjiang crackdown, in face of opposition who claim "Xinjiang crackdown, and I don't care, Xinjiang crackdown, and I don't care, Xinjiang crackdown, and I don't care, 'cuz the Muslims gone away"
LeBron has now scored more often than Wilt Chamberlain. Well, on the court anyway
"Water commission hires PR firm to 'maintain transparency'." If your water isn't transparent, pretty sure PR won't fix it
Where, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over, and thought I found true love. You met another and pfft Roy Clark was gone
Camp Fire number of dead at least 63, missing list jumps to 631, 11,862 structures burned, 57,000 people evacuated, two ignition points, and zero jokes in this headline
The good thing about erecting a penis owl is that it stays up all night
Authorities seize 110 illegal firearms, a rocket launcher, two pipe bombs, and several pounds of meth and fentanyl. To be fair, once you get locked into a serious weapons and drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can
Weird news: Naked man tells cops convoluted story about kidnapping, dancer, "Gentleman's Club", Jeep for sale and snorting a line. Fark: Seems to check out
Second greatest of all time
Carmelo Anthony begins looking at new teams, new teams studiously avoid making eye contact
If you've got tickets for Chiefs/Rams in Mexico City, they'll be playing in L.A. And if you've a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul
I see the ball 'a comin', it's really gonna bend, and if I canna stop it in a tie this game will end. Soccer in Folsom Prison, this game keeps draggin' on
Gordie Howe is by far the greatest that will ever live, still getting penalties 2 years after he dies
Johnny Bench is 70 years old. And despite having had 17 broken bones, both hips replaced, and 7 surgeries as a result of having endured 450,000 squats and 7 broken cups during his career, he's actually doing quite well, thank you
Your Wii will no longer be able to stream after January. Please consult your doctor about possible treatment
Hold my beer; difficulty: Architect
Missing piece of Antikythera mechanism found. In Philadelphia, it's still worth 50 bucks
Penis-sized crater found under Greenland ice. Well, that doesn't seem all that big, I mean...oh, wait. Paris. Paris-sized. Man, I have *got* to stop skimming these headlines so quickly
A major Frida Kahlo exhibit is coming to the Brooklyn Museum. It will be great for serious students of art or people just looking to brows
Hockney painting fetches $90M, easily breaking the record for a work by a living artist sold at auction. Soccner painting still worthless
William Goldman transitions from mostly dead to all dead
Punk's not dead, it just goes to bed at a reasonable hour
Trump accuses Baltic leaders of starting Yugoslav wars at event commemorating the 100th anniversary of World War I which never would have happened if Germany hadn't bombed Pearl Harbor
French Diplomat #1: Huh look at that. These place cards have Trump sitting next to Putin, which would let them talk privately for this whole state lunch. French Diplomat #2: *yoink*. *shuffle*
Opa-locka doompety doo, Miami-Dade got ballots from you. Opa-locka doompety day, they won't be counted so please go away
Yeah, but did you have to stand in the rain for a few minutes?
After midterm losses Trump has retreated into a "cocoon of bitterness and resentment" soon to emerge as the world pettiest butterfly
Today in "spot the difference": pictures of House Republicans-elect and House Democrats-elect side by side
Palm Beach County voting machines forget to keep cool and stay hydrated
Realizing that someday we might elect an asshole Democrat president, Fox News announces it is backing CNN's lawsuit against the White House over the suspension of Jim Acosta's hard pass. Tag is for the bedfellows
... and then Satan says, "Okay, coffee break's over. Everyone back on their heads"
Interesting documenT filed in mueller case SuggesTs secRet defendant whose identiy is Under wraps May be Prominent federal official
"Let me sleep on it. Jim Acosta let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it, I'll give you an answer in the mornin'"
Texts show Stone had advanced knowledge that Assange was going to show the Podesta emails. This story coincidentally broke right when Avenatti stopped beating his wife
I guess you could say (•_•) / ( •_•)⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■), Trump's a cereal liar
Remember that photo taken last year in front of the White House after the House GOP voted to repeal the Affordable Care Act? Well lets just say that this year Karma showed up with a big red X
FDA: Your cancer will no longer be cool and minty
Imminent Brexpocalypse is making the Pound swing harder than a Tory Christmas party
Looks like we might have whalers on the moon sooner than we think
♫ Na-tion-wide is slash-ing jobs ♫
This just in, a bear has eaten Tim Cook for lunch. Now over to Diane for the weather
Drew University plans cuts. Beer, Bourbon, and Vodak departments appear safe for now
Where were you when Facebook went down? Have you checked in OK?
Each state's most popular viral video list and...seriously, Kentucky? I swear, it's as if these articles are totally made up
You take it on faith, you take it to the heart. The waiting is the hardest part. This is your Wednesday 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
Julius Caesar once said "Events of importance are the result of trivial causes." Discuss and analyse the extent to which you agree or disagree with Caesar, with reference to the causes and consequences of a historical event
Who's a good human? Who's a good human? YOU ARE. yes, you are. g'boyyyyy *belly scritch*
Kitten rescued after being stuck in narrow wall space for three days with only a chained corpse and some medium dry sherry for company
IKEA where you can get almost anything, including a Däug. It's item 147.251.K9
Fantastic beaks and where to find them?
Whole Foods unveils the new healthy food trends everyone will follow for three weeks in January 2019
I spy a First World problem
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