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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-10-28 to Sat 2018-11-03
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-10-28 to Sat 2018-11-03:

img.fark.net  Suspicious package addressed to CNN discovered in Atlanta. Officials reportedly became concerned once they saw it contained a copy of "How to Win at Jeopardy" by Wolf Blitzer

img.fark.net  Help, I am being held prisoner in a Chinese Styrofoam tombstone factory

img.fark.net  The trouble with hosting a "Purge" Halloween party at your nightclub is there's always that someone who takes the theme a little too seriously

img.fark.net  World vertebrate population has dropped 60% since 1970, says WWF. Blames human pollution, choke-slams, piledrivers

img.fark.net  Whitey Bulger completes life sentence

img.fark.net  Lacking a dead whale, Wyoming blows up a moose

img.fark.net  Parts of Lion Air jet found on Java seafloor, prepares stack trace

img.fark.net  $847.63

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img.fark.net  Toilet stolen from West Virginia home. Police have nothing to go on

img.fark.net  Once again, we ask that you please remember to remove your donated clothing before placing it in the charity bin. Thank-you

img.fark.net  It's not just Indiana. People are texting over kids at bus stops left and right. Running. I meant running

img.fark.net  "Tennessee executes inmate by electric chair for second time in 60 years." Wow, that dude must have been one tough, old bastard

img.fark.net  Make America Wake Up an Hour Later Again. Trump's admin is pushing this crazy idea starting tonight. Vote him out


Sports:

img.fark.net  26 miles? That's way too far

img.fark.net  Seattle Seahawks endzone celebration includes a hit batsman, a charge at the mound, and a clothesline from the pitcher

img.fark.net  "4th down from inside our 3 yard line? Hold my Fosters, I got this mate." - Seattle's punter

img.fark.net  "Are Boston fans sick and tired of winning?" No

img.fark.net  "Ball-tampering bans should be lifted," says head

img.fark.net  Florida Man arrested for New England dildoing in Buffalo. Obviously he was not familiar with the New York penile codes

img.fark.net  You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind. You don't tug the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don't steal a puck that Braden Holtby is trying to give to the little kid standing next to you


Geek:

img.fark.net  The Albanian Air Force is clearing out their remaining stock of 88 vintage MiG fighter jets. By Shqiptar's Hammer, what a savings

img.fark.net  Professor Kneebone connects screen time to students' loss of dexterity, the loss of dexterity connected to the surgery errors, the surgery errors connected to the patients dying, the patients dying connected to the malpractice suits

img.fark.net  The most detailed observations of material orbiting close to a black hole. You submitted this with a less Romulan headline

img.fark.net  The International Space Station now has a supercomputer, which interrupts friendly game of chess to report a fault with the AE-35 antenna unit and is recommending that astronauts do a little EVA to check it out

img.fark.net  Plans for world's largest ocean sanctuary in Antarctic blocked. Penguins got all dressed up for nothing


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Today's News: Satanic Temple claims Netflix's "Sabrina" illegally copied Baphomet statue, threatens legal action. Tomorrow's News: Catholic Church sues Nine Inch Nails

img.fark.net  One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, shut the door. Five, Six, read this ranking of Nightmare on Elm Street movies from worst to best. Seven, Eight, it's really hard to rhyme stuff like this, isn't it?

img.fark.net  High-brow, pretentious composer announces tour with full orchestra, to play his classics

img.fark.net  Jessica Simpson shows off the Twins for Halloween


Politics:

img.fark.net  Trump calls Gillum a thief, demands he return the precious

img.fark.net  Fox News informs us the migrant caravan is getting faster y León está haciendo más grande

img.fark.net  The FBI doesn't need to investigate Jacob Wohl. Chrissy Teigen already murdered him

img.fark.net  Язрцыісаиs иззd а sчsтзматіс роllіиg зггог то шіи тнз Ноцsз


Business:

img.fark.net  Big Blue about to pay up for Big Red

img.fark.net  News: Dow up 352. Correction: correction

img.fark.net  It's 2005. Your sales are falling, and your stock price is collapsing, but you have $6B in cash. Do you: 1) Invest in improving your company; or 2) Buy your own stock to prop up the price? Hint: You're Sears

img.fark.net  Bezos utilizing a cold lump of coal to select new Amazon HQ2 location

img.fark.net  Swiss researchers are playing Led Zeppelin to cheese. Whole Lotta Holes and Traveling Riverside Bleus on constant loop


Discussion:

img.fark.net  According to one study, there have been thirteen cases of lycanthropy since 1850. According to common sense, there have been thirteen fewer cases than that

img.fark.net  The highest percentage of trick-or-treaters are Utes. Fred Gwynne unimpressed


D'awww:

img.fark.net  9,998,383,750,000

img.fark.net  I'm pretty sure the hound is supposed to retrieve the duck, not the other way around


Food:

img.fark.net  Because if they popped, they'd be corn dogs?

img.fark.net  Rabbits convert feed to meat more efficiently than cattle, and make for better burgers. Almost sent this to the d'awww tab by mistake
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