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Darwin Award Quarterfinals, the Dude explains, Tab shortage, and rock, paper, car. These are your Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-10-14 to Sat 2018-10-20
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We love Headline of the Week because we get to highlight the best of the creative, side-ways thinking, insightful, and damn funny headlines we enjoy every day. The kinds of headlines you can read to the person standing next to you in the early voting line - just stay away from the political ones, that could get you in trouble! - and say *this* is Fark.
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-10-14 to Sat 2018-10-20:
What has 10 stomachs, 32 brains and 18 testicles? Conjoined duotrigintuplets? Nope. A bucket of Nopes
Analysis of ancient rocks finds earliest ever animal fossil is a 660-million-year-old sponge that reportedly lived in a 660-million-year-old pineapple under the sea
For sale: voter registration records for thirty five million Americans. Includes full name, phone numbers, physical addresses, voting history, and affiliation. For amusement purposes only. $42,200
Coffee rust threatens Latin American crop. 150 years ago, it wiped out an empire, presumably due to fatigue and caffeine withdrawal
♪ It's Prayagraj not Allahabad, it's Prayagraj not Allalahabad, why did Allalahbad get the screws? That's nobody's business but the Hindus ♪
This is just like Romeo and Juliet, if it had been Romeo who faked his own death rather than Juliet, and he'd done it as an insurance scam rather than for love...and never mentioned it to Juliet, but otherwise, exactly the same
There's a rare purple flower in India that only blooms every 12 years, and it just did. So I guess we can expect a new Batman any day now
Gardner arrested for plant thefts
Researchers claim memes cause obesity. Owl:"O'RLY?". Christopher Walken:"This study needs more cowbell." Doge:"Much research. Such study. Wow." Boromir:"One does not simply claim memes cause obesity"
Like shooting fish in a barrel. Lethargic, giggling fish that is
Mural of two rabbits farking and smoking on side of restaurant has some outraged, others working on photoshop contests
Cornell will divide its Department of Biological Statistics and Computational Biology into two separate departments. Only in biology do you multiply when you divide
Houston museum apologizes for insensitive headline. How could you not know 'Come party with spooks' was offensive to the intelligence community?
And you thought the lines at the convenience store were long on Friday...batten down the hatches, a Category 5 Lotto storm is heading our way
The Buccaneers have decided to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic
The Packers were down 7 with 3 minutes on the clock. Then Aaron Rodgers pulled a rabbit out of his head
Denver Light will walk-on at Penn State. No word on what Boulder Dark will do
He wasn't there to play school
New USA Gymnastics interim chief out after five days, fails dismount
Save Ferris? Duke sucks
The prion-based chronic wasting disease has been found in deer in Maine. No one has ever documented it being transmitted to humans, but researchers are suspicious because Paul LePage has been elected governor twice
Huge Viking Ship discovered by radar. How it was flying still unknown
People using Facebook for medical advice are more likely to advance to the Darwin Award quarterfinals
♪ Oh, what a feeling. When we're sleeping on the ceiling ♪
The Dude Explains. Jeff Bridges on timeless popularity of Big Lebowski
Rembrandt's Night Watch to be restored. Sam Vimes nods in approval
Sunny day, Big Bird is sweeping his Sesame Street clouds away, can you tell him how to get, how to get to Retirement Street
A Russian opposition leader and fierce critic of Vladimir Putin was ... released from prison? In perfect health? What the...I thought this was Russia, people
Dear Republican voters. It's all over. The GOP will hold the Senate. You have absolutely no need to go out and vote. Pass it on
Trump: Million dollars, what million dollars? I didn't offer Elizabeth Warren $1 million. Reporters: You do realize that we're farking writing this down, right?
♫ I've got a theory ♫ That it's a demon ♫
Advertisers are still refusing to put their products on Laura Ingraham's show, which is the media equivalent of staring into the Ark of the Covenant
Haley slams China over 'internment of civilians'. Damn straight. That kind of treatment should only be reserved for non-civilians of the wrong color
Spanberger spanks Brat in front of live audience
And Yeti Persisted
Just create a macro: US announces intent to withdraw from international __________ system
The Artful Dealmaker is now also The Contrarian Grammarian
Bill Coors dies at 102. Stubbornly brewed since 1916
There's a nationwide Tab shortage. EVERYBODY PANIC, but in polyester
Oh, those crazy backwards Canadians, with their extra Us, fancy Zeds and interrogative headlines where the answer turns out to be "Yes"
Trump says more things. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
1. Beer. 2. Beer. 3. Beer. 4. Beer. 5. Beer. 6. Beer. 7. Beer. 8. Beer. 9. Beer. 10. Beer. 11. Beer. 12. Beer. 13. Beer. 14. Beer. 15. Beer. 16. Beer
Apparently in China rock, paper, car is a thing
Today Trump said something about America needing Borders. Who could blame him. Borders was always much better than Barnes and Noble with their larger selection of books, including scholarly books and publications. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
Subby forgot what he packed for lunch today and took a big bite of what his brain thought was going to be a peanut butter sandwich. It was tuna fish. What the hell do you call the brain bluescreen that happens at times like that?
H ... a ... p ... p ... y ... I ... n ... t ... e ... r ... n ... a ... t ... i ... o ... n ... a ... l ... S ... l ... o ... t ... h ... D ... a ... y
Boil your corn on the cob correctly. Don't be the laughing stalk of the party
Abbott-brand nutrition beverages recalled, as they might give you a bad case of the Costellos
World's hottest curry? My arse. Oh, my ARSE
Ontario pot store mislabels genital cannabis spray as an oral product. "Honest mistake. What? Why are you laughing?"
Titanic menu surfaces. Well there's the problem, they had the fish
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