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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-06-03 to Sat 2018-06-09
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HotW 06-03-18 to 06-09-18

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-06-03 to Sat 2018-06-09:  1,500 dolphins play with humpback whales in Monterey Bay. I heard about this in a podcast  German bird poop expert declared emperor  Electric vehicle foils would-be carjackers. No charge yet  Tired of rescuing cats and ducks, firefighters deploy ladder truck to save stranded dog. It is unclear how the dog got on the roof. It's not news, it's bark  New Zealanders' taste in romantic partners becoming more sophisticated  Body found lying in street near Camping World Stadium. Investigators describe the situation as tents  Anthony Bourdain leaves for Parts Unknown  Vandals steal stool from vault toilet. Though the thief may have a #2 accomplice, police won't rule out a turd suspect  Vegan and veggie meals sold at Tesco found to contain pork, turkey. Which explains why they actually tasted good  Man walks into mechanic shop, puts electric ratchet down his pants, walks away. Police concerned there may be a nut loose

Sports:  She's definitely a keeper  Booze, drugs, gunshot wounds, punk rock and the story of the most popular T-shirt in Boston sports history  👑👑👑

Geek:  Unearthed ancient waka found to not be a waka, according to researchers at Fozzie Bear Institute of Archeology  Sex can boost your short term memory. In other news, sex is shown to boost your short term memory  Cancer researchers are trying to shut down ZIP14, have not tried asking the US Postal Service for help

Entertainment:  Netflix is creating an anthology series about Dolly Parton. They expect to get mounds of support  Jerry Maren, the last surviving munchkin from the Wizard of Oz, is not merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead  Hulu figures it out, gives their balls a tug

Politics:  FLOTUS to spend at least another week-and-a-half hiding from her husband  Cohen mulled running for Mayor of New York in order that he could create a "dynasty". Then, the coke wore off  If she sees her shadow, do we get six more weeks of winter?  Fark mor chikin  Thanks to Brexit, EU businesses are being advised to treat British-made parts the same way as they would treat their dentistry practices or recipe ideas  Make America Grate Again  Schiff demands a release of the Nunes Grapefruit transcripts. Promises it will "shed new light on the issues" of juicing, and squeezing, and moderate fondling  Tomi Lahren just smoked her first joint  Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. A pardon for The Greatest by a dude who's into pee  Color me skeptical, Donnie... I believe the shade is PANTONE 16-1448 TPX

Business:  Anything is a pickle if you are brave enough  Microsoft to kill its Groove mobile music apps after finding it couldn't hang with Google and Apple's music store apps. Strange... Microsoft is usually excellent at hanging  House of Fraser to close in latest retail casualty. Business analysts report changing tastes behind closure, as consumers are no longer interested in tossed salads and scrambled eggs

Discussion:  Sarah's lies Sarah's sweet little lies (Tell us tell us lies) Oh no no she can't disguise (Can't disguise those smoky eyes) White House Press Briefing at nowhere close to 2PM EDT  Yes? Is 'yes' still okay to say? 'No' would be patronizing bullshiat. How about 'yes, but not if she's an attention-seeking diva about it'? Subby sounds like he has a hairy back. There, saved you the trouble of writing that  Nonexistent?
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