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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-03-11 to Sat 2018-03-17
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HotW 03-11-18 to 03-18-18

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-03-11 to Sat 2018-03-17:  Surgeons in India use severed leg of patient as a pillow to prop him up. Ain't that a kick in the head?  Female duo accused of $11,000 Victoria's Secret bra heist. No word on which one of them got the third bra  FARC performs poorly in electoral test, as voters were only able to choose between "smart" and "funny" candidates  Something old. Something new. Something borrowed. Someone blew over the legal limit on the way to her own wedding  Sheriff warns against trespassing near border wall prototypes. Um, shouldn't that be part of the testing?  Duke University porn actress now studying to become a lawyer. Her parents must be so ashamed right now  I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my bus driver, not screaming and yelling like the passengers as the bus careens into a ravine  'Milwaukee has one of the highest STD rates of any city' Well what did you expect from a city with that much sausage?  Even luggage is trying to get out of United Airlines flights  Rex, I hope you're sitting down for this

Sports:  The March Madness brackets are released, and it appears that once again, the ACC, Big East, Big Ten, and Under FBI Investigation Conferences are all well represented  Jimmy Graham set to sign with the Packers just weeks after Billy signed with the Saints  3 points for Gryffindor

Geek:  Someone made a phone app that lets users track sharks in real-time. BRB, there's someone at the door  ---o--o--(*)--O--o---  Smoking now tied to hearing loss. Apparently it's a defense mechanism from years of listening to people telling them stop smoking

Entertainment:  This Jeopardy contestant did not mention that he played this character in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory  As God as my witness, someone created a spreadsheet of all the songs ever played on WKRP in Cincinnati  And what have we been told over and over again about headlines that end in a question mark? The answer is, of course, "no" ... or, just possibly, "make a good movie, for once"

Politics:  FARC faces major electoral test in Congressional, HOTY voting  Mnuchin spemnt $1Mn of taxpayer mnomney for mnilitary flights  Trump orders his McMaster to go

Business:  What's the world's fastest-growing economy? Ghana have to click to find out the details  Theranos sued by the SEC for massively overstating the power of the infinity stones  Ford killing off Lincoln Continental, presumably with new Ford John Wilkes Booth

Discussion:  Here are 10 things that used to be free but are not anymore. Well, money has to be made, right?  Hey, guys, I'm trying to come up with some monikers to assign to students so they can review one another's papers anonymously. They could be city names, team names, anything as long as they are gender neutral, not overtly dirty or offensive. Help?  Saturday MMA: UFC Fight Night 127 from London, England - Werdum vs Volkov, Prelims at 2pm/11am ET/PT, Main card at 5pm/2pm ET/PT
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