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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-12-10 to Sat 2017-12-16
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HotW 12-10-2017 to 12-16-2017

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-12-10 to Sat 2017-12-16:

img.fark.net  Every farking year. You know this wouldn't happen if they'd just nail Him down

img.fark.net  What do you do with a drunken sailor? 10 1/2 pounds of Meth said the jailer? Bonus PSA - never look up spiced rum on Urban Dictionary

img.fark.net  Bagpiper concert raises money for wounded police officer. Hasn't he suffered enough?

img.fark.net  Roy Moore banned from National Mall

img.fark.net  If your kid gets a drone for Christmas, remember to register their name, address, email, and ID number with the government. Or if you don't like paperwork you could get them a nice AR-15

img.fark.net  All aboard survive after plane crashes in Fond-du-Lac after not being Fond-du-Flight

img.fark.net  FCC votes to (Please pay $5 to read rest of the headline)

img.fark.net  Australia's wide ranging inquiry into institutional child sex abuse has recommended that Catholic priests be allowed to have more sex. Perhaps without the kids this time

img.fark.net  Woman who survived horrific crash believes God spared her life. Of course, logically, we must now infer that God killed the other woman who died in it

img.fark.net  🎶 Rocky raccoon, crawled in, it went boom. 🎶 Power went out for ten thousand. 🎶


Sports:

img.fark.net  Cleveland to draft a QB with first pick, this is a repeat. Repeat tag hoping for a 3-13 season

img.fark.net  Steven Wright arrested, luckily police didn't shoot his East German Shepherd

img.fark.net  Phillies trade for Carlos Santana, hope to change their evil ways


Geek:

img.fark.net  Scientist patents a design for a spacesuit with a "Take Me Home" button to rescue astronauts. Let the gravity of that sink in

img.fark.net  Experts claim the Industrial Revolution of the 18th and 19th centuries left such deep psychological scars in the British people that today they're still prone to depression. The weather probably doesn't help either

img.fark.net  Qubits, four bits, six bits, a dollar. All for a complete design of a silicon quantum computer chip stand up and holler


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  David Byrne announces most ambitious tour since Stop Making Sense. And you may ask yourself, "How do I buy tickets?"

img.fark.net  Supervise me

img.fark.net  Kirsten Dunst, Meth Damon expecting the blondest, whitest baby ever conceived


Politics:

img.fark.net  Trump denies watching TV after watching TV report on his TV watching

img.fark.net  🎵 He was for hazing cattle, he was a shining star, riding off to battle, with your teen sis in his car 🎵

img.fark.net  The Moore You Know


Business:

img.fark.net  Soylent founder steps down as CEO, looks to bring in new people to make the product better

img.fark.net  Navajo Nation sues Wells Fargo over 'predatory' sales practices. Wells Fargo issues blanket statement

img.fark.net  Nissan recalls vehicles after internal combustion becomes external combustion


Discussion:

img.fark.net  Subby is about to spachcock his briny chicken which is totally not a euphemism. How do prepare your bird for getting hot and crispy? What?

img.fark.net  "Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, over many a--" *TAP TAP TAP* "Farking stop that, you farking bird, I'm trying to work here." This is your Fark Writer's Thread, constantly interrupted edition

img.fark.net  Who's worst pony? Can't say Hitler because that was yesterday's pony thread
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