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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-09-02 to Sat 2018-09-08
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-09-02 to Sat 2018-09-08:

img.fark.net  Daily Fail: The Norfolk police force closes cases if a computer decides there is no chance of making an arrest. Police force responds: Norfolking way

img.fark.net  Big ghostly ship / with drifting motion / brave Navy sleuths / upon the ocean / Burma wave

img.fark.net  President Trump wants to stop time. Like anyone has that kind of pow

img.fark.net  "But, Pagliacci, I am a doctor"

img.fark.net  The highest point in Pennsylvania at about 3,000 feet. That is where the dam is. The dam that is leaking. Fail and Followup tags are being briefed by FEMA as of now

img.fark.net  Thief steals 48 tires from dealership, police recover most of them. He probably ran out of energy, he was very... oh what's the word, fatigued, yes that's it, he was very fatigued

img.fark.net  A house divided cannot stand, especially with a crane stuck in it

img.fark.net  Spain halts sale of missiles to Saudi Arabia over fears of civilian casualties, in further evidence that no one should ever expect the Spanish Ammunition

img.fark.net  Woodward accused of killing Bernstein

img.fark.net  Student stabbed with hair pick. Cops comb the area

img.fark.net  Woman charged with lane violation, 7-10 split after crashing into bowling alley

img.fark.net  Bears accused of killing 70+ sheep on Hokkaido farm since June, with circumstantial evidence being multiple carcasses of sheep with crushed necks and slashed throats. Bears' response: FAKE EWES


Sports:

img.fark.net  Rick "Romero" Pitino thinks he won't return to coaching

img.fark.net  Eagles place TE Richard Rogers on IR, Hammerstein drops down on the depth chart to sixteen going on seventeen

img.fark.net  Dozens of nations gather for traditional Nomad Games set against beautiful scenery of Kyrgyzstan. Winners to receive medals, vowels

img.fark.net  MLB teams were 487-0 when leading by 6 or more runs when entering the 8th inning this season. Were

img.fark.net  Yellow Flag for too many sponsors on the field. Please slow down so that we can get the plugs into more sentences


Geek:

img.fark.net  Yes, IT'S CALLED PLUTO YOU MORONS

img.fark.net  Lyft driver leaks pictures of Google's latest phone online after someone left one in his car. These don't look 'shopped, I can tell from the Pixel

img.fark.net  Saturn's hexagonal polar winds pattern was thought to be relatively flat. But it turns out to be "way bigger", which is is somewhere between "meh" and "DUDE"

img.fark.net  Do you know the Puffin Man, the Puffin Man, the Puffin Man? Do you know the Puffin Man, who lives near Haystack Rock?

img.fark.net  Analysis: It turns out artificial intelligence can develop prejudices, just like you meatbags


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  U2's Bono says his voice is back, so don't worry, However, he'll be doing his tribute to Tom Waits set during the next few weeks of shows. Might throw in some Kim Carnes and Rod Stewart

img.fark.net  Die Hard 6 will have more Bruce Willis, more pals welcomed to parties

img.fark.net  "Cosby Show" actor hits back at Fox News after they try to "job shame" him for working at a Trader Joes: "There's no job better than another...every job is worthwhile". Besides SOMEBODY farked up the Cosby show residuals gravy train, now didn't they?

img.fark.net  The FBI has recovered the ruby slippers. No word on if they got the little dog, too


Politics:

img.fark.net  ♪ Born in Leningrad on the Baltic Sea. The second largest city in the land of not-so-free. Mountain goats won't run from he. Ran the KGB when he was only three. Vladi. Vladi Putin. King of the Russian Frontier ♪

img.fark.net  Working with Russia on cybercrime is like hiring a burglar to protect the family jewels, hiring a fox to guard the hen house, putting Drew in charge of the beer suppy

img.fark.net  Old man yells at cloud (provider)

img.fark.net  The US has been destabilizing Nicaragua for over a century, and Nikki Haley says it would be a damn shame to stop now

img.fark.net  🎵 It's beginning to look a lot like perjury, with eeeeeverything he says🎵

img.fark.net  First Lady Melania Trump would like us to know that Michelle Obama did not write that New York Times op-ed

img.fark.net  Anonymous Lodestar appears to be none other than recurring Family Circus character "Not Me"

img.fark.net  The great thing about working for Trump is you have job opportunities with the Kremlin that didn't exist before with Presidents who didn't fark around with enemies of America

img.fark.net  Boris Johnson is getting divorced. He plans to spend the next 2 years blaming all the problems cause by the split on other people, the fact that he will end up losing money on his wife and have no real plan for how to divide the assets

img.fark.net  The FTC shuts down fake military recruitment sites. jointhenawy.ru inconsolable

img.fark.net  Bernstein bears down on Trump's fitness to lead

img.fark.net  Apple to Alex Jones: FREEZE PEACH


Business:

img.fark.net  Lionel Richie now has a line of bedding for sale at JC Penney. Hello? Is it sleep you're looking for?

img.fark.net  As market dynamics change, Chicago-based MillerCoors cuts 350 jobs. Former employees reportedly plan to drown their sorrows with wine, liquor

img.fark.net  Starbucks has now closed more than half of their New Zealand stores. Apparently even their espresso can't keep people awake in a country that has 100 million sheep to count at night

img.fark.net  Theranos employees to collect final paycheck, infinity stone

img.fark.net  Walmart's ironic Soviet-inspired T-shirts are accused of supporting totalitarian regimes, but Walmart counters that it's technically an oligarchy accountable to shareholders

img.fark.net  Amway founder has died. Is his casket going to be carried by 6 people who are, in turn, carried by 12 people who are carried by 24 people?

img.fark.net  The Feds bailed out and seized control of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac after the housing crisis, and now they're both making billions of dollars of pure profit for the government. Is it still socialism when you're making a profit at it?


Discussion:

img.fark.net  Apartment for people who hate having visitors, or who reeealy don't mind sharing

img.fark.net  Faster than a run-on sentence, more powerful than a mixed metaphor, able to leap dangling modifiers in a single bound. Look, in the discussion tab, it's the Fark Writer's Thread

img.fark.net  "Stay in shape at home with five prison-style exercises". Coming up next, "How to make a shiv with office supplies in less than 5 minutes" and "Why you can make a convincing gun with a bar of soap but not your fancy hair conditioner"


D'awww:

img.fark.net  Oh, deer, that's no place to hang out

img.fark.net  Cougar litter discovered in Santa Monica Mountains. Hopefully all the wine bottles can be recycled

img.fark.net  This bear's repeating, repeating, repeating, repeating, repeating, repeating, repeating


Food:

img.fark.net  Woman dips chicken finger in soda and people are freaking out. I've seen the video, and I say her hands are normal

img.fark.net  A list of 7 foods to buy when you're broke compiled by someone who's never heard of Ramen

img.fark.net  The return of the Clark Bar is secured as Boyer, the Mallo Cup people, buy Clark bar rights from bankrupt Necco. If this headline excites you, you need to exercise
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