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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-08-12 to Sat 2018-08-18
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-08-12 to Sat 2018-08-18:

img.fark.net  Firefighters feed fire-fleeing family's fish. Police pleasantly provide peckish poisson postliminary provisions

img.fark.net  Aviation expert claims flight simulators could have taught the Sea-Tac plane thief to fly. To be fair, Surgeon Simulator taught subby to throw up the horns in front of a patient, and you don't want to know what was learned from Goat Simulator

img.fark.net  New 'haunted' whiskey bar opening in Vancouver. They guarantee to serve spirits

img.fark.net  Ancient ceramic cups reveal oldest direct evidence of beer in Mesopotamia. Were apparently painted red and had mysterious word "ร๏ɭ๏" printed on them

img.fark.net  The demand for beer in Germany is so high that they're running out of beer bottles. Hey Poland, it might be a good idea to look around and see if you have any empties you could send over. You know, just to be on the safe side. I'm just saying

img.fark.net  Supervolcano with 240 cubic miles of magma discovered in California. Subby's insurance company assured him that if the volcano erupted he would absolutely be covered

img.fark.net  US may move to turn the heat up on Turkey if pastor not freed, despite the fact that we're months away from Thanksgiving and that too much heat can dry out the bird

img.fark.net  California wants to eradicate the Nutria, because this dog-sized rodent is a real pest. To get rid of them, they've been promoting them as a culinary delicacy by calling them swamp rabbits. It seems that giant rat burgers didn't test well

img.fark.net  (1) Not all pictures taken with smart phones are selfies. (2) Taking a picture in which the photographer is not in the picture is not a selfie. (3) Don't mess with bears

img.fark.net  Thieves steal $98,000 worth of Ramen noodles. So basically they stole the entire world supply

img.fark.net  Children on military bases exposed to plenty of Pb, no J

img.fark.net  Oh sure, a female cop gets praised for this, but if a male cop did the exact same thing nobody would be calling him a hero


Sports:

img.fark.net  The Washington Redskins and New York Jets fight it out to see which team will disappoint their fanbase sooner

img.fark.net  Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Brooks Koepka wins PGA Championship. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger. Tiger

img.fark.net  Prohibition returns to Cleveland

img.fark.net  That pitch was just a bit outside. Robot behind home plate should have told you

img.fark.net  Cowboys training camp attendance declines by 27% over last year due to not enough people showing up


Geek:

img.fark.net  Physicists tying laser beams into knots goes off without a hitch

img.fark.net  So it's projection all the way down?

img.fark.net  Hey, check out that tie

img.fark.net  People with low abilities to detect BS tend to lack pro-social behaviour


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Al is finally getting his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

img.fark.net  Disney reaffirms stance on Gunn control

img.fark.net  Fox News: They all look alike

img.fark.net  Flaunt (v. tr.) -- see "have"

img.fark.net  Storm saves crowd from Backstreet Boys concert


Politics:

img.fark.net  Strzok out

img.fark.net  Arbitration Event Imminent in Omarosa's Universe. Y

img.fark.net  Every time I hear those tapes, it makes my tweetin' begin / Cause I've got you under my skin

img.fark.net  Settle down, Beavis

img.fark.net  Brennan unloads on Trump. "Trump's claims of 'no collusion' is hogwash" Hornswoggle, I say. Pure argy-bargy gobbledygook

img.fark.net  Russia already has a Space Force Commander so ten points to them in the first round of Space Cold War

img.fark.net  NRA spokesdemon Dana Loesch says the MeToo movement was an "attempt to hijack real trauma and use it as a vehicle for political purpose." Yes, the NRA has a copyright on that, after all

img.fark.net  You'd think he'd know how to spell Special Counsel by now

img.fark.net  ICE detains man driving wife to hospital to deliver newborn son just like the baby Jesus would want. Meanwhile baby Jesus busy defending self in immigration court

img.fark.net  Venezuelan shopkeepers alarmed by Maduro's latest economic moves. In related news, there are still Venezuelan shopkeepers

img.fark.net  Bob, Benghazi, BINGO


Business:

img.fark.net  It's good to know that even in these troubled times we still haven't forgotten what's really important: "What a trade war means for your marijuana"

img.fark.net  And the hacker in the back said everyone attack, and it turned into an ATM Cash Withdrawl blitz. And the FBI in the corner said banks I want to warn you it'll turn into an ATM Cash Withdrawl blitz

img.fark.net  At this rate, MoviePass may pick up customers if they go with the slogan, "More Value than Bitcoin"


Discussion:

img.fark.net  Study finds men have better sex with women who are emotionally unstable, while women prefer men who treat them badly. You healthy people get to stand over there in the corner and watch

img.fark.net  Cab driver tests positive for drugs. Fark: all of them

img.fark.net  The Aztecs used to sacrifice people or animals to ensure good crops, good weather or victory in battle. Surely sacrificing your overnight bag will at least get you that newly vacated cubicle by the window
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