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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-08-05 to Sat 2018-08-11. B side presidency, a Rick Astley Rick roll, and a market analyst for Anheuser-Busch
Posted by Blythe at 2018-08-22 12:33:58 PM, edited 2018-08-22 1:47:42 PM (3 comments) | Permalink

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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-08-05 to Sat 2018-08-11:

img.fark.net  When potatoes get guns, only outlaws will.... wait, that's not it. When outlaws arm potatoes.... ummmm

img.fark.net  Man arrested for taunting buffalo. That's just mean, they're obviously in a rebuilding year

img.fark.net  It looks like London has finally figured out a solution to their pigeon problem. Unfortunately, they are now going to have to get some snake-eating gorillas

img.fark.net  Unexpected consequences of climate change: Nebraska is turning into Florida. For example, Lincoln police are looking for a sword-wielding naked man last seen fleeing into the woods

img.fark.net  Du. Du hast. Du hast to escape your retirement home to go to a heavy metal concert

img.fark.net  An awful lot of dyslexics are going to be horribly disappointed

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img.fark.net  Sislajagic shoots at police outside Waffle House. Claims he merely wanted to divert Arthur Dent

img.fark.net  You've been arrested by a dishonest cop. Can you win in a rigged system? Hey, I thought Choose Your Own Adventure stories were supposed to be fun


Sports:

img.fark.net  The NHL's approach to gambling, such as putting teams in Atlanta

img.fark.net  LA Rams are introducing male cheerleaders this season to give people something else to complain about besides players kneeling

img.fark.net  Odell Beckham, Jr. interested in throwing away the rest of his career

img.fark.net  OW MY BALL


Geek:

img.fark.net  Harpoon-castration resistant prostate cancer therapy trials. I just reread this, and that hyphen might be in the wrong place

img.fark.net  Bad news: Category 4 hurricane approaching Hawaii. Good news: Homes that could be affected now completely shielded by super strong lava

img.fark.net  While not there yet, scienticians are closer to developing inhibitors for type 2 diabeetus and, um, something else

img.fark.net  ♬ I said Doctor ♬ Ain't there nothin' I can take? ♬ He said Now let's just get this straight: I put the lime in the coconut ♬ And smash it on your head ♬ You go home with a concussion ♬ And call me in the morning ♬

img.fark.net  Telescope near Pune leads to discovery of most distant galaxy, terrible wordplay


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Di$ney $till developing 'Pirate$ of the Caribbean $ix' for $ome $trange rea$on

img.fark.net  Is AC/DC recording a new album in Vancouver with Axl Rose? Short answer: Not sure. Long answer: Nooooot Suuuuurrrree

img.fark.net  ♫ I'm at your concert and this is crazy, so here's a broadsword, and knight me maybe ♫

img.fark.net  Article about a guy who was really popular in the 80s, dresses like a pirate, and makes rock n roll. Difficulty level: not Johnny Depp

img.fark.net  Get out of the basement they said. Go outside they said

img.fark.net  Rick Astley opening bar in Shoreditch, promises he'll never give booze up, go dry, or not serve you


Politics:

img.fark.net  Ooooooooklahoma, where a tax increase is on the way

img.fark.net  Celsius 232.7

img.fark.net  First adoption's in, then adoption's out. You hang a son out to dry and you shake him all about. Afraid of the pokey so on twitter you will shout. And slowly the truth comes out

img.fark.net  Immigrants use anchor-FLOTUS to obtain citizenship

img.fark.net  Michael Avenatti is exploring a run for president based on his platform of having mildly inconvenienced Trump that one time

img.fark.net  On the one year anniversary of the Both Sides tweet, Trump sends out an All Sides followup. This is truly the B Side Presidency


Business:

img.fark.net  The stock market has been swimming in a cold lake for the past 20 years

img.fark.net  Craft beer is booming. This is bad news for the US economy, says market analyst for Anheuser-Busch

img.fark.net  Illinois Tool announces massive dividend, is still governor


Discussion:

img.fark.net  Call it a romance, a rescue mission, or an act of resistance. Subby's going to Kazakhstan to bring back his beautiful sweetie who must never know how much he enjoyed Borat
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3 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2018-08-22 02:20:55 PM  
lol
 
2018-08-22 05:06:23 PM  
No idea which one it was, but there might be a really awful ad on Fark. I think I may have accidentally clicked on an ad and about 8 windows opened up that couldn't be closed including a ransomware audio track & I had to reboot the computer to use Firefox again. I had no tabs open that weren't Fark.
 
2018-08-22 05:26:20 PM  
Rick Astley and the Muppet ensemble singing Always Gonna Be Your Friend
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