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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-08-05 to Sat 2018-08-11. B side presidency, a Rick Astley Rick roll, and a market analyst for Anheuser-Busch
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-08-05 to Sat 2018-08-11:
When potatoes get guns, only outlaws will.... wait, that's not it. When outlaws arm potatoes.... ummmm
Man arrested for taunting buffalo. That's just mean, they're obviously in a rebuilding year
It looks like London has finally figured out a solution to their pigeon problem. Unfortunately, they are now going to have to get some snake-eating gorillas
Unexpected consequences of climate change: Nebraska is turning into Florida. For example, Lincoln police are looking for a sword-wielding naked man last seen fleeing into the woods
Du. Du hast. Du hast to escape your retirement home to go to a heavy metal concert
An awful lot of dyslexics are going to be horribly disappointed
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Sislajagic shoots at police outside Waffle House. Claims he merely wanted to divert Arthur Dent
You've been arrested by a dishonest cop. Can you win in a rigged system? Hey, I thought Choose Your Own Adventure stories were supposed to be fun
The NHL's approach to gambling, such as putting teams in Atlanta
LA Rams are introducing male cheerleaders this season to give people something else to complain about besides players kneeling
Odell Beckham, Jr. interested in throwing away the rest of his career
OW MY BALL
Harpoon-castration resistant prostate cancer therapy trials. I just reread this, and that hyphen might be in the wrong place
Bad news: Category 4 hurricane approaching Hawaii. Good news: Homes that could be affected now completely shielded by super strong lava
While not there yet, scienticians are closer to developing inhibitors for type 2 diabeetus and, um, something else
♬ I said Doctor ♬ Ain't there nothin' I can take? ♬ He said Now let's just get this straight: I put the lime in the coconut ♬ And smash it on your head ♬ You go home with a concussion ♬ And call me in the morning ♬
Telescope near Pune leads to discovery of most distant galaxy, terrible wordplay
Di$ney $till developing 'Pirate$ of the Caribbean $ix' for $ome $trange rea$on
Is AC/DC recording a new album in Vancouver with Axl Rose? Short answer: Not sure. Long answer: Nooooot Suuuuurrrree
♫ I'm at your concert and this is crazy, so here's a broadsword, and knight me maybe ♫
Article about a guy who was really popular in the 80s, dresses like a pirate, and makes rock n roll. Difficulty level: not Johnny Depp
Get out of the basement they said. Go outside they said
Rick Astley opening bar in Shoreditch, promises he'll never give booze up, go dry, or not serve you
Ooooooooklahoma, where a tax increase is on the way
First adoption's in, then adoption's out. You hang a son out to dry and you shake him all about. Afraid of the pokey so on twitter you will shout. And slowly the truth comes out
Immigrants use anchor-FLOTUS to obtain citizenship
Michael Avenatti is exploring a run for president based on his platform of having mildly inconvenienced Trump that one time
On the one year anniversary of the Both Sides tweet, Trump sends out an All Sides followup. This is truly the B Side Presidency
The stock market has been swimming in a cold lake for the past 20 years
Craft beer is booming. This is bad news for the US economy, says market analyst for Anheuser-Busch
Illinois Tool announces massive dividend, is still governor
Call it a romance, a rescue mission, or an act of resistance. Subby's going to Kazakhstan to bring back his beautiful sweetie who must never know how much he enjoyed Borat
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