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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-07-22 to Sat 2018-07-28
Posted by Blythe at 2018-08-08 10:44:17 AM (1 comment) | Permalink

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Thank you to all our submitters, and thanks to our TotalFark voters!  Main and Politics had the most greenlit headlines, and quite a few gems -- but the rest of the tabs had so many fun and funny headlines it was hard to choose.  We took a few extra!  Do yourself a favor and check out Geek, Entertainment, and Business from this week, and Sports and Discussion too!

We love Headline of the Week because it lets us showcase the headlines that make us think, make us look at the story sideways, make us appreciate some clever wordplay, and most of all make us laugh.  The kinds of headlines you can share with your boss, your professor, your partner, and the person at the bar / coffee shop next to you -- and say *this* is Fark.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-07-22 to Sat 2018-07-28:

img.fark.net  The Lion doesn't sleep tonight when you pose next to it for a photo. Of course a lawsuit is only a whim-a-way (possible nsfw content on page)

img.fark.net  Boy, 14, harpoons himself through eye, public sends Get Whale Soon wishes

img.fark.net  Beverly Hills cops are cracking down on electric scooters. To be fair, with a wheelbase that small, those axels get an F for safety

img.fark.net  Suspect tries to hide from police in dryer, gets Bounced

img.fark.net  Body found at base of cliff near Mount Rushmore. The only four witnesses remain stone-faced

img.fark.net  Facebook bans Rubens over naked paintings. Stupid Flanders

img.fark.net  Woman demands Muslim-looking man be removed from flight

img.fark.net  Japanese town overrun with ninjas. Nobody saw it coming

img.fark.net  Six Flags, seven ounces

img.fark.net  Pawnshop: "We're going to start asking the customers to play the violins to make sure that we know it's theirs." Subby: "So much for me pawning my sex toys"


Sports:

img.fark.net  Scottish joke soccer score finally happens - East Fife 4 Forfar 5

img.fark.net  Washington Strasburgs place Strasburg on the strasburg list due to strasburged strasburg

img.fark.net  BREAKING: Aaron Judge's wrist

img.fark.net  "Don't expect a winning season from the Redskins." Way ahead of you there, buddy


Geek:

img.fark.net  A topological Josephson junction can host two zero-energy Majorana bound states at its interfaces if the time reversal symmetry is broken

img.fark.net  Man solves the over or under toilet paper roll conundrum by getting both sides to hate him

img.fark.net  Here's why robots can't make a catchy tune that will be popular around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world around the world

img.fark.net  Cancer patients who seek out alternative medicine instead of established therapies are more likely to find alternatives to aging

img.fark.net  New Facebook demographic analysis says you're more likely "older, female, higher income earners, married and ideologically liberal." They forgot "Russian, bot, gullible, fake, and your reactionary Uncle Fred"

img.fark.net  50 dinosaur footprints discovered on Scotland's Isle of Skye. Apparently sauropods liked Talisker

img.fark.net  Remember the recent article saying eating fats makes you fat but sugar doesn't? According to these studies eating fats doesn't make you fat and helps you live longer while sugar is killing you and you'll be fat the whole time you're dying

img.fark.net  Amazon's new facial recognition software misidentified 28 members of Congress as criminals. So... it's working?

img.fark.net  ESShoring heh myhoyial ahrk ATter of heh hywuh ouwff

img.fark.net  The edges of black holes may be fuzzy balls of string further proving that god is a cat


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  David Bowie's first demo found in a breadbasket by a member of his first band. He hopes it sells for a lot as he needs the dough

img.fark.net  Color Me Arrestedd

img.fark.net  Shaq, shark. Shark, Shaq

img.fark.net  Remember that crazy MTV VJ and host of TRL Jesse Camp? Good, because he's been reported missing and Police need help locating him

img.fark.net  Here's every Stephen King Easter Egg from Castle Rock, which is not, in fact, a modern remake of Fraggle Rock set in a coastal Maine town as originally expected, so don't watch with your toddler. [WARNING: SPOILERS]

img.fark.net  He finally got his...satisfaction...he finally got his...girly action...cuz he tried..and he tried...and he tried...and he tried...YES, he got his....satisfaction. Mick Jagger turns 75 today. Enjoy these photos of Mick through the years

img.fark.net  ♪ ♫ Here he comes / Walking down the street / Had a bit of a heart scare / But now he's got it beat ♫ ♪

img.fark.net  CBS head Les Moonves admits to unwanted advances: "I regret people finding out about them immensely" ... er, rather he said "I regret them immensely." Sorry, sometimes it's hard to understand people

img.fark.net  ♫ Postal haze, goin' round / Don't know if parcel's up or down / Buy your stamps for the usual fee / And we'll send you junk pretty much cheap as free ♫


Politics:

img.fark.net  ISIS claims responsibility for Toronto shooting. At this point, the only mass terror incident they haven't taken credit for is the Trump administration

img.fark.net  Facebook ducks and dodges like the last kid remaining in dodgeball when asked about Russian meddling in upcoming election and what they will do about it

img.fark.net  The TV remote wasn't in the prenup

img.fark.net  Fox does everything it can to prevent people from seeing an honest source of news


Business:

img.fark.net  Target takes over the old CBGB space. The music's worse but the bathrooms are cleaner

img.fark.net  The surprise success of the Opel nameplate either says something good about Peugeot, who bought it a year ago, or something bad about GM, who owned it for almost 90 years before that

img.fark.net  The latest trouble for Uber: vomit fraud. It's not like you can just dust for vomit

img.fark.net  Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Kvikk Lunsj bar

img.fark.net  Mie city apologizes for NPR-fueled mixup that resulted in hundreds of ninjas applying for jobs and offering assassination services. They could use code ninjas, planning ninjas, and advertising ninjas, but not so much ninja ninjas

img.fark.net  UK supermarket chain Aldi will deliver good spirits to your door. And Jack Daniels, too

img.fark.net  Twitter it's now your turn to come on down and play, "Whose stock is tanking now?"

img.fark.net  MoviePass seems to be having a spot of trouble with the old "lose money on every transaction and make it up in volume" business model

img.fark.net  Millennials think beer is 'icky', prefer their wine & booze. Breweries entering "DefCon IPA" mode


Discussion:

img.fark.net  23 signs you might be too negative. Like this thread will really be greenlit

img.fark.net  Given how long the show's been on and the lifespan of Great Danes, the gang must be on their fourth or fifth Scooby-Doo by now. Do you think Fred and Velma and Daphne just swap a new one in each time without telling Shaggy?

img.fark.net  "Airports are places where high security and order are paramount to safety so, really, no alcohol should be allowed whatsoever"

img.fark.net  Is there a popular show you despise and find unforgivably stupid, but can't help watching just for the sheer joy of hating it? Tell us about it. Let's hate it together

img.fark.net  "How can I convince my child there are NO GODDAMNED MONSTERS HIDING IN THE BEDROOM? I might be a bit sleep deprived"
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2018-08-08 07:57:39 PM  
Is this the thread where you can post whatever you want for testing purposes  and nobody sees it?

Ahem... I haven't spoken with my dad in 15 years.
 
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