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Zagreb Blew, SPAM recalled, the Meghalayan Age, Richard Marx, and jewelry ornamentation. It's your Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-07-15 to Sat 2018-07-21
Posted by Blythe at 2018-07-31 8:57:35 AM, edited 2018-07-31 9:51:38 AM (11 comments) | Permalink

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Thanks as always to our amazing submitters and to our TotalFark voters!  We love Headline of the Week because it lets us highlight the kinds of headlines that make us Fark. Creative, funny, looking at the world sideways, the kinds of headlines that make you take a second - and third - look, and make you laugh.  The kinds of headlines you can share on your other social media and say *this* is Fark.  

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-07-15 to Sat 2018-07-21:

img.fark.net  Zagreb Blew

img.fark.net  Lava bomb hits Hawaii tour boat after captain fails his saving throw against fire mage

img.fark.net  5318008

img.fark.net  I like my women like Eddie Izzard likes his coffee

img.fark.net  SPAM products recalled. Hawaiians raise alert level from 'active volcano' to 'panic'

img.fark.net  Oh, the stranded manatee

img.fark.net  Australian plane struck by lightning mid-air, proving Australia will try to kill you at a distance too

img.fark.net  After the Navy changes course on ponytails for women, men ask for permission to grow beards. Experts think the Navy may meet them halfway and permit man-buns and patchy goatees

img.fark.net  Man surprised that his website rentahitman.com is actually being contacted by people who want a hitman. Owners of contractkiller.com and wewhackpeople.net reportedly sympathetic


Sports:

img.fark.net  How did Vladimir Putin get into my sports tab?

img.fark.net  How is babby formed inside the Stanley Cup?

img.fark.net  Liz Cambage sets WNBA record with a 53-point game, or 67 male points

img.fark.net  Dearest Clementine: The doctors have released me to the regiment in preparation for the arduous battles to commence in earnest in the coming months. I pray that my shoulder does not fail me as I try to bring glory to Indianapolis and you. Andrew


Geek:

img.fark.net  There's a new phase in the Earth's history - the Meghalayan Age - defined as the length of time between two Meghan Markle stories in the Daily Mail Online

img.fark.net  Mystery regarding a 2,000-year-old scroll has finally been solved by researchers: it's all about sex. Bonus: It was actually several sheets stuck together

img.fark.net  It's not just a phage you're going through; it might be the cure for antibiotic-resistant bacterial infections


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  ♫I'm a model you know what I mean, and I feed my little baby on the catwalk, yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah I feed my little baby on the catwalk♫

img.fark.net  Courtney Stodden gets lip injections as she flashes cleavage in crop top during puppy play date. Seems like she should schedule these events at different times

img.fark.net  I AM GROOOOO (James Gunn fired before script was finished)


Politics:

img.fark.net  Some people wear jewelry as ornamentation. Amateurs

img.fark.net  Richard Marx rules. Wait, Richard Marx? Damn, I hate this timeline

img.fark.net  Good news everyone, Obama didn't do anything wrong


Business:

img.fark.net  Papa John says it was a mistake to resign as Chairman of the Board and he would like to continue his public shaming and destruction of the company he built

img.fark.net  Are you tired of governments manipulating fiat currencies? Wish you could use gold to do your everyday shopping but get funny looks from cashiers when you whip out your bag of gold and scales? Well these guys have the debit card for you

img.fark.net  Amazon boasts biggest Prime Day ever. Optimus inconsolable


Discussion:

img.fark.net  Want a healthier life? Get rid of toxic friends. Okay, that's easy. Go for more walks. Well, alright. Stop binge watching Netflix. YOU GO TO HELL WITH YOUR CRAZY TALK

img.fark.net  18 Women on the very specific things that turn them on. *Scrolls down* ok, not too weird * scrolls more* ok, a little strange, but shouldn't judge *scrolls* "Listening to my boyfriend list ingredients in tacos" that's my fetish (Not safe for work)
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11 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2018-07-31 10:10:02 AM  
Zagreb Blew is the best one.
 
2018-07-31 10:15:39 AM  
But I don't like SPAM
 
2018-07-31 10:34:43 AM  

Lochsteppe: Zagreb Blew is the best one.


No contest.  It's fantastic.
 
2018-07-31 11:06:04 AM  

foo monkey: Lochsteppe: Zagreb Blew is the best one.

No contest.  It's fantastic.


Oui, c'est magnifique!
 
2018-07-31 11:24:04 AM  

anustart: foo monkey: Lochsteppe: Zagreb Blew is the best one.

No contest.  It's fantastic.

Oui, c'est magnifique!


One and done, HOTY coontil Don Jr is frog walked)
 
2018-07-31 11:24:56 AM  

wildsilverfox: anustart: foo monkey: Lochsteppe: Zagreb Blew is the best one.

No contest.  It's fantastic.

Oui, c'est magnifique!

One and done, HOTY coontil Don Jr is frog walked)


How did "until" get autocorrected to that mess? WTF?
 
2018-07-31 11:36:05 AM  

Lochsteppe: Zagreb Blew is the best one.


I hate soccer but, that one was damned clever.
 
2018-07-31 11:37:30 AM  

wildsilverfox: wildsilverfox: anustart: foo monkey: Lochsteppe: Zagreb Blew is the best one.

No contest.  It's fantastic.

Oui, c'est magnifique!

One and done, HOTY coontil Don Jr is frog walked)

How did "until" get autocorrected to that mess? WTF?


This Fark filter brought to you by the letter C.
 
2018-07-31 12:20:21 PM  

wildsilverfox: wildsilverfox: anustart: foo monkey: Lochsteppe: Zagreb Blew is the best one.

No contest.  It's fantastic.

Oui, c'est magnifique!

One and done, HOTY coontil Don Jr is frog walked)

How did "until" get autocorrected to that mess? WTF?


The letter c and the letters u-n-t spell a naughty word. The left-parenthesis is sometimes used as a substitute for the letter c because of their similar shapes, and to bypass some profanity filters. Our filter was too clever by half in 1998 when it was devised, so this happens fairly often. The person at Fark who knew how to code got a better offer from Pets.com and now we're stuck with it.

In the winter, when it's a bit-space-chilly, another gotcha happens. It's kind of like the swallows returning to San Juan (apistrano.
 
2018-07-31 12:32:41 PM  

Lochsteppe: wildsilverfox: wildsilverfox: anustart: foo monkey: Lochsteppe: Zagreb Blew is the best one.

No contest.  It's fantastic.

Oui, c'est magnifique!

One and done, HOTY coontil Don Jr is frog walked)

How did "until" get autocorrected to that mess? WTF?

The letter c and the letters u-n-t spell a naughty word. The left-parenthesis is sometimes used as a substitute for the letter c because of their similar shapes, and to bypass some profanity filters. Our filter was too clever by half in 1998 when it was devised, so this happens fairly often. The person at Fark who knew how to code got a better offer from Pets.com and now we're stuck with it.

In the winter, when it's a bit-space-chilly, another gotcha happens. It's kind of like the swallows returning to San Juan (apistrano.


well ain't that a bit chilly!!!
 
2018-07-31 12:56:00 PM  

BonerMcGivens: Lochsteppe: wildsilverfox: wildsilverfox: anustart: foo monkey: Lochsteppe: Zagreb Blew is the best one.

No contest.  It's fantastic.

Oui, c'est magnifique!

One and done, HOTY coontil Don Jr is frog walked)

How did "until" get autocorrected to that mess? WTF?

The letter c and the letters u-n-t spell a naughty word. The left-parenthesis is sometimes used as a substitute for the letter c because of their similar shapes, and to bypass some profanity filters. Our filter was too clever by half in 1998 when it was devised, so this happens fairly often. The person at Fark who knew how to code got a better offer from Pets.com and now we're stuck with it.

In the winter, when it's a bit-space-chilly, another gotcha happens. It's kind of like the swallows returning to San Juan (apistrano.

well ain't that a bit chilly!!!


Well, whaddaya know, they fixed that one! Guess my six months of BareFark made a difference after all.
 
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