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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-06-10 to Sat 2018-06-16 - spiderraccon, one job, Earth is a zoo, and the batsignal
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Thanks to all our submitters and thanks to our TotalFark voters for another great week!  The Sports tab was our favorite tab this week!

The Headlines of the Week are the top headlines that make us laugh, take a creative spin on the story, or look at the story sideways - the headlines we can share with the person at the bar or coffee shop next to you and say *this* is Fark.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-06-10 to Sat 2018-06-16:

img.fark.net  Gun store hosts 'train a teacher day' says the hard part was getting them to hold the paper targets

img.fark.net  Larry Kudlow has a heart

img.fark.net  Some jerk with a flare gun leaves a Guitar solo

img.fark.net  Firefighters called to rescue 180-pound Saint Bernard stuck on roof. First responders happy to free dog, get those barrels of brandy off of their necks

img.fark.net  Spiderraccoon, Spiderraccoon, doing whatever a Spiderraccoon does

img.fark.net  Man feeds his friends tacos made from his own amputated foot. Friends say it's a step up from his usual recipes

img.fark.net  SW Fanboys: "George Lucas would never have given us something like The Last Jedi." Lucas: "My sequel trilogy was Inside Out with midichlorians"

img.fark.net  Charlotte School of Law students had a unique educational experience, attending the first law school to lose accreditation and the first to lose student loan eligibility. Yet they are strangely dissatisfied

img.fark.net  Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Crocodooladoo is a great family name

img.fark.net  Sure, when a volcano fires out green things they're called gems, when I do it out of my nose, I'm called gross

img.fark.net  Fark's Favorite Fabricator Flees Fiasco

img.fark.net  UN calls for international probe into Kashmir violations, possibly to be performed by a traveler of both time and space

img.fark.net  Airplane burned to the ground in PNG. Would have been a greater loss in JPEG

img.fark.net  Manafort remanded to buy better encrypting software next time

img.fark.net  Five wounded in cemetery shooting, possibly hundreds dead

img.fark.net  Oklahoma police officer saves choking 3-year-old by slapping his back until a quarter comes out. Well that makes cents


Sports:

img.fark.net  Johnny Manziel is doing okay in Football Little League

img.fark.net  Rafael Nadal wins the French Open. This is a repeat from 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014 and 2017

img.fark.net  LeBron James says free agency depends on his family. Meaning asking them which part of Los Angeles they would like to move to

img.fark.net  You had one job. You did it, but too soon

img.fark.net  The apple doesn't fall far from the bloody ankle

img.fark.net  Russia's World Cup corruption is so massive, it can be seen from orbit

img.fark.net  Toronto Raptors hire new coach. Helloooooo Nurse

img.fark.net  Bill Belichick to be gunned down by Libyan terrorists

img.fark.net  Phil Mickelson does something that makes golf slightly less boring for a few seconds, though overall still exceedingly boring


Geek:

img.fark.net  DNA study proves the Earth is a zoo

img.fark.net  Researchers come up with a saliva test for prostate cancer, insist it's not some tongue-in-cheek idea

img.fark.net  Why the Batsignal was necessary

img.fark.net  ♫ Imzadi, I hear the Borg a callin', Targ salad and Horta eggs...♫


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Hello, ladies. Are you tired of your man smelling like he's been prowling the sewers every day for 27 years? Look at him. Back to me. Now look at these balloons that float. Look closer; the balloons are now deadlights. I'm in the library

img.fark.net  A bridge too far: Sex with Animals and the City

img.fark.net  "What if Cape Fear and Roger Rabbit had a baby?" I give you the trailer for Bobcat Goldthwait's Misfits and Monsters

img.fark.net  ♫ Just a good ol' boy ♫ Never meanin' to fail ♫ Owes a bundle to his ex, but he's clearly bouncing checks ♫ So his ass is in jail ♫


Politics:

img.fark.net  The ego has landed

img.fark.net  DOJ lawyer argues that it's not Trump's fault that he accepts bribes

img.fark.net  Good Guy With a Gun, who doesn't exist, shoots imaginary bad guys who no one really needs to worry about, and kills them both with a AK-47, which everyone knows is useless for self-defense, so I'm honestly not sure why we're even talking about this

img.fark.net  The GOP is obsessively stalking health care to the point we may need to get a restraining order

img.fark.net  And the Oscar goes to... Crocodile Dundee's Shawshank Redemption, thanks to ranked choice voting. Don't worry, we'll explain

img.fark.net  Having vanquished tyrant on the 38th parallel angry orange ape targets smarmy neighbour on the 49th

img.fark.net  Obama congratulates Russian-led DC organization on their recent success

img.fark.net  North Korea has committed to "complete denuclearization." This is a repeat from 1985, 1992, 1994, 2005, 2007, and 2012

img.fark.net  Mrs. Kushner, the Senate Intelligence Committee has some questions for you. No, not on Twitter. Here

img.fark.net  Pregnancy turns Liberals into Conservatives

img.fark.net  Uǝɥoɔ lǝɐɥɔıɯ

img.fark.net  Mayo candidate leaves twitter after harassment. Mustard and Ketchup candidates to follow

img.fark.net  Do Not Salute

img.fark.net  The Art of the Squeal

img.fark.net  "Hello, White House? Hi, I'm sorry to be calling during dinner, but I just had to share an exciting deal on vinyl siding." *click* "Hello, White House? Do you have life insurance?" *click* "Hello, White House?"

img.fark.net  Texaschwitz


Business:

img.fark.net  Monstanto is finally dead. Long live Monsanto

img.fark.net  As it turns out, Snowcrash was an instruction manual

img.fark.net  Sell a train, Morouns


Discussion:

img.fark.net  Dennis Miller has a Trumpy new podcast: Being able to understand a Dennis Miller analogy is like being able to recognize a brain tumor on your own CT scan - the sense of accomplishment only lasts a few seconds before the existential dread sets in

img.fark.net  Tonight, on Supergirl, as the season draws to a close, Kara is left to wonder, who'll stop the Reign. (CW 8ET)

img.fark.net  Man claims "The greatest food in human history is found at McDonald's" and that Anthony Bourdain was the "Anna Wintour of food". Next Week: Why Kim Kardashian is a national treasure and everything should be written in Comic Sans

img.fark.net  "I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, 'cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time"
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8 Comments     (+0 »)
 
 
2018-06-19 03:02:30 PM  
Penis.
 
2018-06-19 03:11:39 PM  

King Something: Penis.


Mightier.
 
2018-06-19 05:29:15 PM  
What happened to the HOTWs from June 3-9?
 
2018-06-19 07:22:51 PM  

farkingbubbler: What happened to the HOTWs from June 3-9?


As well as:
Dec. 3-9 ?
Dec. 10-16  ?
Dec. 17-23  ?
March 11-17  ?
 
2018-06-19 11:09:20 PM  

Principal Clarinet: farkingbubbler: What happened to the HOTWs from June 3-9?

As well as:
Dec. 3-9 ?
Dec. 10-16  ?
Dec. 17-23  ?
March 11-17  ?


December was HOTY voting; not sure about March and June.
 
2018-06-20 09:59:18 AM  

farkingbubbler: What happened to the HOTWs from June 3-9?


HOTW curating should be given to someone who cares enough about it to post on a regular schedule.  It seems like it's been treated as an afterthought for the past few months.
 
2018-06-20 03:06:17 PM  

2xhelix: farkingbubbler: What happened to the HOTWs from June 3-9?

HOTW curating should be given to someone who cares enough about it to post on a regular schedule.  It seems like it's been treated as an afterthought for the past few months.


+1.
 
2018-06-20 03:48:45 PM  

2xhelix: farkingbubbler: What happened to the HOTWs from June 3-9?

HOTW curating should be given to someone who cares enough about it to post on a regular schedule.  It seems like it's been treated as an afterthought for
the past few months.

  year and a half
 
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