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On occasion, I get asked what the origin of the Fark "beerspill" photo is. I figured the 10-year anniversary of its taking would be a good time, especially because it's turned up without attribution in a few weird spots lately.
 
I don't remember offhand what prompted us to do this, other than we needed something funny for our error page. I'm sure the "we spilled beer on the server" error message we had since day 1 was an inspiration, but beyond that, I can't remember anymore. "Spilled beer on the server" became "spilled bourbon on the server because, well, unlike Drew, I don't actually like beer.
 
Around June 10, 2007, I took this shot in the data center we were renting a rack in (we've since moved to another, since that data center has since been converted to a hotel). Obviously, that one wasn't that great. So, trying to improve on that pathetic effort, my friend and I decided to stage the passed-out-drunk picture on June 21, 2008: (Oh, and I found the uncropped originals, which have never been made public until now, probably because of the jorts -- 2008, remember: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12)
 
We used an empty Supermicro case we'd just bought to use for a pending database server upgrade. After the photo, we transplanted a board out of an old 4U case into it. Hardware for the database server has been upgraded twice since that, but this 10-year-old system is (sadly) still in use, as a FreeNAS box.
 
We discovered pretty quickly that bourbon doesn't photograph well and is hard to keep from dripping onto motherboards, so the spilled bourbon is really maple syrup. The reason the floor tile doesn't look like a data center is because, well, it isn't -- it's actually the laundry room of the house we were renting at the time -- it was the only uncarpeted room big enough, and bringing maple syrup into a live data center is generally frowned upon. The maple syrup was put in the freezer to make it more viscous (spoiler -- it won't freeze solid). Not all the hard drives in the shot even fit in the case -- see if you can spot the EIDE drive that doesn't fit in a SATA enclosure. What really, really dates the photo, though, is the Palm Treo 650 -- well, that and the goofy shirt, which I still have. And we didn't use the guinea pigs (stars of many previous "h4x0r3d by p1g5" April Fools gags) because they hated the smell of even empty bourbon bottles. Also, my friend had to stand on the washing machine to get far enough away to take the picture.. but she managed to do it without spilling her drink, which is always a bonus.
 
It's time to make a new one of these. We have some ideas. (I have permission to borrow p1g5 for it.) Stay tuned.
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Happy June, everyone!  Last month we held a TotalFark and BareFark subscription drive with a chance to be chosen at random to be interviewed for the Fark NotNewsletter.  We chose at random from all of our members. Congrats to Sin_City_Superhero - if you'd like us to interview you for the weekly email email me, if not, we can pick someone else at random from the list of new subscribers. Thanks everyone who signed up!
 
Also, let's do some Fark parties in Iowa in July!  My friend Buck Wolf from the Huffington Post has talked me into riding RAGBRAI this year; we've put together a team of seven people.  It's a bike ride across Iowa from July 22 - 29. You ride 50-70 miles a day and stop in a pre-selected town along the way, apparently so you can drink the town out of beer - or so I'm hoping.  I also hear there's pie. Lots of pie. Anyhow, the towns this year are Onawa, Denison, Jefferson, Ames, Newton, Sigourney, Iowa City and Davenport. I've already had conversations with folks in Davenport, but I figure there are Farkers living in the other towns as well.  Plus nearly 10,000 people do the ride itself, so odds are there are some Farkers that will be out on the road with us as well. Let me know if you'd be up for a Fark party or just want to catch a beer on my way through. I haven't seen much of this part of Iowa so let me know what I should look for on the way!
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Comment Mentions
 
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Ambien - 454
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Samantha Bee - 333
Spelling Bee - 8
 
 
Comment Votes
 
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naughtyrev answered the question, "What would Jesus ride?"
dj495ufj3 had a different headline about Roseanne Barr in mind
laststarfighter had an idea to continue "Roseanne" without Roseanne Barr
Ambivalence pointed out the problem with firing unmarried people for having sex
Wadded Beef discussed plans to see the new "Star Wars" movie
Keyser_Soze_Death explained why Subway's undersized "6-inch" subs are still a bargain
Instead of Roseanne's Katrina, Morning Horsefarts had a different idea
elvisaintdead saw bigger problems for a woman being sued by a gynecologist
RJReves made a new "welcome to Fark" image
Rapmaster2000 reacted to people accusing Roseanne Barr of being racist
 
Smart:
Norad appreciated one thing that Roseanne Barr did
Schroedinger's Glory Hole noticed another thing that Americans can't get enough of
Iowan73 looked at Roseanne Barr's tweet from another angle
bikkurikun asked a question about playing the national anthem
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat had an idea of what Jesus would do if he were here right now
AlwaysRightBoy found a good reason to have a festival dedicated to rhubarb
buzzcut73 saw damning evidence against a litigious gynecologist
Tawdry Hepburn explained why it's a problem that a police officer posted on the internet that he hoped a Parkland shooting survivor would be run over by a car
vegaswench mentioned the worst part about the "Roseanne" reboot being canceled
naughtyrev answered the question, "What would Jesus ride?"
 
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Funny:  doglover was very uncomfortable with a discussion topic
Funny:  meg12279 requested tips on proper food storage
Funny:  merrillvillain was planning ahead for a fun, safe time in Chicago
Funny:  flucto was tempted to be a cheap date
Funny:  Badafuco took care of a problem with a carbon monoxide detector
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That time you went to the race... or whatever you do on Memorial Day in your neck of the woods
Smart:  Recoil Therapy told us how a local scout troop observes Memorial Day
Funny:  basho had a furry family member join a family Memorial Day picnic
 
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Politics Funny:
AdmirableSnackbar (replying to the previous post) heard you like fan clubs
Gubbo decided to try out an interesting drug combination
Boo_Guy knew what Donald Trump can do if Melania moved out
ValisIV figured out who another Farker really is
fragMasterFlash gave a reason to not be worried about Melania Trump
 
Politics Smart:
kidgenius responded to Trump's complaint that Obama didn't do anything about the Russia meddling in the U.S. election
wademh discussed how Obama tried to address Russian interference
LowbrowDeluxe compared Trump's treatment of different people accused of crimes
NeedlesslyCanadian countered the argument that a sitting president can't be subpoenaed
Unobtanium suggested a solution to insurance companies refusing to cover armed teachers
 
 
Contest Votes
 
Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down
 
Photoshops:
Wrongo showed a guy admiring a woman's coat
wickedfish found Yoda's cousin
wickedfish erected a silly statue
James_Corn gave this fighter a custom shield
ionthrust showed us what Interrupting Cow looks like
verchad did a makeover for MST3K's Crow
Yammering_Splat_Vector chose the wrong week to quit racing cars
Herb Utsmelz hopefully didn't guess Roseanne Barr's next TV show
ElectronChaser made a very helpful separation for Fark
Alligator discovered a strange prison
 
Farktography:
kyuzokai won Farktography Contest No. 682: "Living History 2" with a little old tree
 
Farktography is Fark's weekly photography contest. If you would like to suggest a Farktography theme, you can contact Elsinore or stop by the Farktography Forum.
 
 
Upcoming Fark Parties
 
See Farkers up close in their unnatural habitats 
 
Saturday, June 23: Chicago Fark Party
Wednesday, July 18: 6th Annual Farks In The Wild Party at the Buffalo, NY Zoo
 
Fark Weird News Quiz Results (brought to you by ox45tallboy)     
 
Bit of a tough one last week, as no one made it to the 1000 club. BATMANATEE came in first with 919, followed by geocacherphil with 899 and hochstmm in third with 844.  Cardinal Ximenez made fourth place with 842, and SecondaryControl rounds out the top 5 with 834.
 
The hardest question on the Hard Quiz was about where Wyndham Resorts was considering putting a new Margaritaville resort. Only 24% of quiztakers caught the story about the planned 21-story building across from Centennial Park in Atlanta. Because when I think Jimmy Buffett, I think of acres of traffic backed up around 87 different streets named "Peachtree" and not a body of water in sight. Then again, those things do make me want to drink tequila, so....
 
The easiest question on the Hard Quiz was over what additive to cattle feed is showing to reduce methane emissions by causing cows to burp less. 83% of quiztakers caught the story about giving cows a bit of seaweed with their feed in order to limit the burping. Nothing like cows with good table manners.
 
The hardest question on the Easy Quiz was over the world's largest video game company. Only 51% of quiztakers knew that Chinese investment company tencent is so powerful it often winds up competing against itself because it owns so many stakes in various companies with similar games. And their username doesn't check out; as of now, their stock is hovering just under $54.
 
The easiest question on the Easy Quiz was over the retirement gift for a Findlay, Ohio intermediate school principal. 92% of quiztakers knew that his students buried him under an avalanche of gift certificates for his favorite burrito joint, which he ate at every Tuesday. I wonder if he had the heart to tell them that after 20 some-odd years, he's a little sick of burritos and recently discovered a nice little Korean BBQ place just off the courthouse square.
 
Congratulations once again to this week's winners. If you missed last week's quiz, you catch up on it here. 
 
 
Fark Headlines of the Week (brought to you by blythe)
 
Thanks again to all our submitters and to our TotalFark voters!  Special shout out to the Business tab submitters this week - you've made it our new favorite tab.  Here are a few of our favorite headlines, take a look at the full list of Fark Headlines of the Week. Enjoy!
 
Main:
40,000 gallons of paint spills onto freeway. Although most vehicles stopped, witnesses swear they saw a van go
 
Sports:
Sting and Shaggy to appear before Stanley Cup game 3. No word yet on Scooby
 
Geek:
Lightning bolts colliding, very very frightening me. Video
 
Entertainment:
Tom Arnold has to seek medical help for a shiat eating grin that has lasted more than 4 hours
 
Politics:
The Spanish voters could feel the canned heat in their heels
 
Business:
♪ I'd Like to Teach the World to ... Drink Alcoholic Beverages ♪
 
Discussion:
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