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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-13 to Sat 2018-05-19. The pomp and circumstance of the FA Cup final, Chilean bishop tenders, and a Mousetrap gameplay strategy
Posted by Blythe at 2018-05-22 10:34:39 AM (1 comment) | Permalink

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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-13 to Sat 2018-05-19:  Long Island police rescue 14 ducklings from storm drain, won't stop asking about supplemental insurance  Body of two-headed deer found. Researchers say it's probably worth a couple bucks  Newly released Def Leppard beer. "It's disarmingly tasty," says drummer, making off-hand comment  The problem is, an hour later you just want more dead Nazis  Hey, Hey, Hey...Fat sentence coming in September  Best Korea plays Worst President  Elon Musk: "What's actually amazing about this accident is that a Model shiat a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle"  Lo Mein Kampf  Tin soldiers and derp is coming/She's finally on her own/This summer I see her mocking/Four dead in Ohio  Man critical after hatchet attack. Well, I would be too, if my attacker didn't bother with martial feats and could only use a 1D4 improvised light weapon  Now you roll your girlfriend's Honda / Fleein' cops in Anaconda / They wanna shoot your ass up to the Great Beyond-a / Now Anaconda Don't. Want. None. / So drop your fake gun, son  Two women miraculously survive 300-foot plunge into Russian River, immediately deny collusion  Chilean bishops tender their resignation to the Pope. Mmmmm....Chilean bishop tenders

Sports:  Knox, Knox, Knoxing on heaven's door  Patriots hire martial arts expert to help pass rush become sensei-tional  Germany World Cup squad to have a gaping hole in their front line after Gotze fails to make the team  Gay hockey referee comes out, finds acceptance from fellow refs. Crowd still yells that he sucks  L.A. Chargers are going to have to turn a crank, have a boot kick a bucket so a ball-bearing can roll down crooked stairs, have a large ball fall from a bathtub onto a seesaw and flip a man into a tank

Geek:  Gandalf: "You shall not pass." Balrog: "RAWR." In this case, Gandalf is a nucleosome, and the Balrog is Nucleosome Destabilizing Factor. If you don't like bad analogies, read the article  Boy born on May the 4th is named Luke Skywalker. No word who the father is  "But despite being the most C4 dominated continent today, little is known about the initial C4 expansion in Australia." Now, they're trying to blow you up  Big Ag: The future is full of country goodness and green peaness  Strange lasers coming towards Earth from the huge ant nebula. Paul Rudd grins and says, "Top that marketing, Reynolds"  Finnish study finds that depressed, mentally ill, and psychologically controlling parents make it difficult for children to establish friendships in grade school. albeit "Scandinavian parenting styles may not be generalizable to parents elsewhere"

Entertainment:  And you may ask yourself, "How is David Byrne already 66?" And you may ask yourself, "My God, can we wish him happy birthday?"  Psy leaves longtime talent agency to go solo, take on new markets and challenges. Open Bidding Style  Boyd Tinsley has been dumped from the Dave Matthews Band. Hopefully not over the Chicago River  Prince's legendary Yellow Cloud guitar sells for $225,000 at auction. That kind of money would buy a lot of pancakes

Politics:  Michigan's new Medicaid work requirement targets *wink* "urbans" and exempts *nudge* "rurals"  Swiss prosecutor to examine the many holes in Novartis' cheesy story about Cohen payment  White House Inmate #30756 Kellyanne Conway suggests Trump administration officials are using the media to 'shiv' each other  Ecuador discovered to be assisting therapist in their embassy  My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Buehler win the GOP nomination to challenge Oregon Gov. Kate Brown. I guess it's pretty serious  We are the 9.9% and we're pulling the ladder up behind us  Japan wants to get more women to Diet  Maduro seizes Kellogg's factory to Make Venezuela Grrrreat Again  Let us go then, you and I / With this memo spread out against the sky / Unredacted upon a table  Giuliani: "Let's see, where do these goalposts work best... here? No. Ok, how about over here"  Everyone said I was daft to build a Manafort on a swamp, but I built in all the same. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp  Failing @realDonaldTrump can't even get Americans to read his tweets. Sad  Another Stoner subpoena'd. Bummer, man

Business:  I want my data back data back data back, I want my data back data back data back  Aging, decrepit, nearly empty Canadian mall not only attracts pesky zombies, it threatens revival chances for small downtown it lives in, where everyone wants it dead except for the owners  Apple CEO iSplains China to Trump  Wait. Counterfeit plastic? Is that an oxymoron or a tautology?

Discussion:  I like camping because, after we've destroyed most of the animal habitat in the country, it's nice to go into what little land they have left and annoy them  Some fun German words to start using, including fünpanik, toilettehell, terrorklik, gundammit, and givëittomëbaby  The pomp, the circumstance, the ceremony, the uniforms, the military bands. Yes, it's FA Cup Final. Manchester United vs Chelsea for the final silverware of the English season
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2018-05-22 11:11:39 AM  
....but the fourth Manafort stayed up!
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