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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-13 to Sat 2018-05-19. The pomp and circumstance of the FA Cup final, Chilean bishop tenders, and a Mousetrap gameplay strategy
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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-13 to Sat 2018-05-19:
Long Island police rescue 14 ducklings from storm drain, won't stop asking about supplemental insurance
Body of two-headed deer found. Researchers say it's probably worth a couple bucks
Newly released Def Leppard beer. "It's disarmingly tasty," says drummer, making off-hand comment
The problem is, an hour later you just want more dead Nazis
Hey, Hey, Hey...Fat sentence coming in September
Best Korea plays Worst President
Elon Musk: "What's actually amazing about this accident is that a Model shiat a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle"
Lo Mein Kampf
Tin soldiers and derp is coming/She's finally on her own/This summer I see her mocking/Four dead in Ohio
Man critical after hatchet attack. Well, I would be too, if my attacker didn't bother with martial feats and could only use a 1D4 improvised light weapon
Now you roll your girlfriend's Honda / Fleein' cops in Anaconda / They wanna shoot your ass up to the Great Beyond-a / Now Anaconda Don't. Want. None. / So drop your fake gun, son
Two women miraculously survive 300-foot plunge into Russian River, immediately deny collusion
Chilean bishops tender their resignation to the Pope. Mmmmm....Chilean bishop tenders
Knox, Knox, Knoxing on heaven's door
Patriots hire martial arts expert to help pass rush become sensei-tional
Germany World Cup squad to have a gaping hole in their front line after Gotze fails to make the team
Gay hockey referee comes out, finds acceptance from fellow refs. Crowd still yells that he sucks
L.A. Chargers are going to have to turn a crank, have a boot kick a bucket so a ball-bearing can roll down crooked stairs, have a large ball fall from a bathtub onto a seesaw and flip a man into a tank
Gandalf: "You shall not pass." Balrog: "RAWR." In this case, Gandalf is a nucleosome, and the Balrog is Nucleosome Destabilizing Factor. If you don't like bad analogies, read the article
Boy born on May the 4th is named Luke Skywalker. No word who the father is
"But despite being the most C4 dominated continent today, little is known about the initial C4 expansion in Australia." Now, they're trying to blow you up
Big Ag: The future is full of country goodness and green peaness
Strange lasers coming towards Earth from the huge ant nebula. Paul Rudd grins and says, "Top that marketing, Reynolds"
Finnish study finds that depressed, mentally ill, and psychologically controlling parents make it difficult for children to establish friendships in grade school. albeit "Scandinavian parenting styles may not be generalizable to parents elsewhere"
And you may ask yourself, "How is David Byrne already 66?" And you may ask yourself, "My God, can we wish him happy birthday?"
Psy leaves longtime talent agency to go solo, take on new markets and challenges. Open Bidding Style
Boyd Tinsley has been dumped from the Dave Matthews Band. Hopefully not over the Chicago River
Prince's legendary Yellow Cloud guitar sells for $225,000 at auction. That kind of money would buy a lot of pancakes
Michigan's new Medicaid work requirement targets *wink* "urbans" and exempts *nudge* "rurals"
Swiss prosecutor to examine the many holes in Novartis' cheesy story about Cohen payment
White House Inmate #30756 Kellyanne Conway suggests Trump administration officials are using the media to 'shiv' each other
Ecuador discovered to be assisting therapist in their embassy
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Buehler win the GOP nomination to challenge Oregon Gov. Kate Brown. I guess it's pretty serious
We are the 9.9% and we're pulling the ladder up behind us
Japan wants to get more women to Diet
Maduro seizes Kellogg's factory to Make Venezuela Grrrreat Again
Let us go then, you and I / With this memo spread out against the sky / Unredacted upon a table
Giuliani: "Let's see, where do these goalposts work best... here? No. Ok, how about over here"
Everyone said I was daft to build a Manafort on a swamp, but I built in all the same. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp
Failing @realDonaldTrump can't even get Americans to read his tweets. Sad
Another Stoner subpoena'd. Bummer, man
I want my data back data back data back, I want my data back data back data back
Aging, decrepit, nearly empty Canadian mall not only attracts pesky zombies, it threatens revival chances for small downtown it lives in, where everyone wants it dead except for the owners
Apple CEO iSplains China to Trump
Wait. Counterfeit plastic? Is that an oxymoron or a tautology?
I like camping because, after we've destroyed most of the animal habitat in the country, it's nice to go into what little land they have left and annoy them
Some fun German words to start using, including fünpanik, toilettehell, terrorklik, gundammit, and givëittomëbaby
The pomp, the circumstance, the ceremony, the uniforms, the military bands. Yes, it's FA Cup Final. Manchester United vs Chelsea for the final silverware of the English season
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