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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-13 to Sat 2018-05-19. The pomp and circumstance of the FA Cup final, Chilean bishop tenders, and a Mousetrap gameplay strategy
Posted by Blythe at 2018-05-22 10:34:39 AM (1 comment) | Permalink

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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-05-13 to Sat 2018-05-19:

img.fark.net  Long Island police rescue 14 ducklings from storm drain, won't stop asking about supplemental insurance

img.fark.net  Body of two-headed deer found. Researchers say it's probably worth a couple bucks

img.fark.net  Newly released Def Leppard beer. "It's disarmingly tasty," says drummer, making off-hand comment

img.fark.net  The problem is, an hour later you just want more dead Nazis

img.fark.net  Hey, Hey, Hey...Fat sentence coming in September

img.fark.net  Best Korea plays Worst President

img.fark.net  Elon Musk: "What's actually amazing about this accident is that a Model shiat a fire truck at 60mph and the driver only broke an ankle"

img.fark.net  Lo Mein Kampf

img.fark.net  Tin soldiers and derp is coming/She's finally on her own/This summer I see her mocking/Four dead in Ohio

img.fark.net  Man critical after hatchet attack. Well, I would be too, if my attacker didn't bother with martial feats and could only use a 1D4 improvised light weapon

img.fark.net  Now you roll your girlfriend's Honda / Fleein' cops in Anaconda / They wanna shoot your ass up to the Great Beyond-a / Now Anaconda Don't. Want. None. / So drop your fake gun, son

img.fark.net  Two women miraculously survive 300-foot plunge into Russian River, immediately deny collusion

img.fark.net  Chilean bishops tender their resignation to the Pope. Mmmmm....Chilean bishop tenders


Sports:

img.fark.net  Knox, Knox, Knoxing on heaven's door

img.fark.net  Patriots hire martial arts expert to help pass rush become sensei-tional

img.fark.net  Germany World Cup squad to have a gaping hole in their front line after Gotze fails to make the team

img.fark.net  Gay hockey referee comes out, finds acceptance from fellow refs. Crowd still yells that he sucks

img.fark.net  L.A. Chargers are going to have to turn a crank, have a boot kick a bucket so a ball-bearing can roll down crooked stairs, have a large ball fall from a bathtub onto a seesaw and flip a man into a tank


Geek:

img.fark.net  Gandalf: "You shall not pass." Balrog: "RAWR." In this case, Gandalf is a nucleosome, and the Balrog is Nucleosome Destabilizing Factor. If you don't like bad analogies, read the article

img.fark.net  Boy born on May the 4th is named Luke Skywalker. No word who the father is

img.fark.net  "But despite being the most C4 dominated continent today, little is known about the initial C4 expansion in Australia." Now, they're trying to blow you up

img.fark.net  Big Ag: The future is full of country goodness and green peaness

img.fark.net  Strange lasers coming towards Earth from the huge ant nebula. Paul Rudd grins and says, "Top that marketing, Reynolds"

img.fark.net  Finnish study finds that depressed, mentally ill, and psychologically controlling parents make it difficult for children to establish friendships in grade school. albeit "Scandinavian parenting styles may not be generalizable to parents elsewhere"


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  And you may ask yourself, "How is David Byrne already 66?" And you may ask yourself, "My God, can we wish him happy birthday?"

img.fark.net  Psy leaves longtime talent agency to go solo, take on new markets and challenges. Open Bidding Style

img.fark.net  Boyd Tinsley has been dumped from the Dave Matthews Band. Hopefully not over the Chicago River

img.fark.net  Prince's legendary Yellow Cloud guitar sells for $225,000 at auction. That kind of money would buy a lot of pancakes


Politics:

img.fark.net  Michigan's new Medicaid work requirement targets *wink* "urbans" and exempts *nudge* "rurals"

img.fark.net  Swiss prosecutor to examine the many holes in Novartis' cheesy story about Cohen payment

img.fark.net  White House Inmate #30756 Kellyanne Conway suggests Trump administration officials are using the media to 'shiv' each other

img.fark.net  Ecuador discovered to be assisting therapist in their embassy

img.fark.net  My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Buehler win the GOP nomination to challenge Oregon Gov. Kate Brown. I guess it's pretty serious

img.fark.net  We are the 9.9% and we're pulling the ladder up behind us

img.fark.net  Japan wants to get more women to Diet

img.fark.net  Maduro seizes Kellogg's factory to Make Venezuela Grrrreat Again

img.fark.net  Let us go then, you and I / With this memo spread out against the sky / Unredacted upon a table

img.fark.net  Giuliani: "Let's see, where do these goalposts work best... here? No. Ok, how about over here"

img.fark.net  Everyone said I was daft to build a Manafort on a swamp, but I built in all the same. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. And that one sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp

img.fark.net  Failing @realDonaldTrump can't even get Americans to read his tweets. Sad

img.fark.net  Another Stoner subpoena'd. Bummer, man


Business:

img.fark.net  I want my data back data back data back, I want my data back data back data back

img.fark.net  Aging, decrepit, nearly empty Canadian mall not only attracts pesky zombies, it threatens revival chances for small downtown it lives in, where everyone wants it dead except for the owners

img.fark.net  Apple CEO iSplains China to Trump

img.fark.net  Wait. Counterfeit plastic? Is that an oxymoron or a tautology?


Discussion:

img.fark.net  I like camping because, after we've destroyed most of the animal habitat in the country, it's nice to go into what little land they have left and annoy them

img.fark.net  Some fun German words to start using, including fünpanik, toilettehell, terrorklik, gundammit, and givëittomëbaby

img.fark.net  The pomp, the circumstance, the ceremony, the uniforms, the military bands. Yes, it's FA Cup Final. Manchester United vs Chelsea for the final silverware of the English season
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2018-05-22 11:11:39 AM  
....but the fourth Manafort stayed up!
 
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