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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-01-07 to Sat 2018-01-13
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HotW 1/7/18 through 1/13/18

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-01-07 to Sat 2018-01-13:  Another poop bandit is running wild in Colorado Springs. For those keeping score at home, that's number two  Winning $570 million Powerball ticket sold in Merrimack, New Hampshire. Officials will monitor the situation to see if the ticket is valid  After being laid off by corporate, Jim and Dwight fell on hard times and resorted to a life of crime  My Maserati does one-eighty-five, flipped into traffic, glad I'm alive  Recovery of missing duck hunters hindered by ice, snickering dog  Astronaut blames "measurement mistake" after misrepresenting his growth. Subby usually blames the cold  Toke they told me, pa rum pum pum pum. We brought you weed, you see pa rum pum pum pum. Our finest kush we bring pa rum pum pum pum. Oh that's not legal here? Pa rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum  Fox News headline: "Laid-off Sam's Club employees reach out to BJ's for work." Desperate times call for desperate measures  Dog missing for five days is found alive in a snowbank. When asked how the ordeal was, the dog replied, "Rough"  Trump Had lawyEr Pay adult film actrEss $130,000 to kEep Trump's sexuAl hookuP from prESs meRE dAys before the eLection

Sports:  That's what Brian Boitano'd do  With the season rapidly circling the bowl, Chia says he won't fire the coach. So the onus has hit the Oil?  Turn the Paige

Geek:  How to tell whether you have a cold or the flu. Article to soon go viral  Pride goeth before the fail  We send them up. Where they come down is not my department

Entertainment:  Dolly Parton makes minor adjustment, boobs go wild  Deadpool is coming prematurely  ♫ Sing us a song, you're the Bananaman / Sing us a song tonight / Well, I'm off on a toot, and I brung me some fruit / And I feel like startin' a fight ♫ (possible nsfw content on page)

Politics:  Sloppy Steve now just as unemployed as he looks  All these shores are yours. Except Mar-a-Lago. Attempt no drilling there  A man, a plan, a "f*ck this, I'm out," PANAMA

Business:  Gwyneth Paltrow says you can take your fancy Starbucks coffee and stick it up your ass  Woman tries returning Christmas tree for a refund in January because it was dead. Store clerk says it was pining for, pines?  Study: Two thirds of American consumers want their favorite brands to take a stand on contentious social and political issues of the day. #JusticeForMcRibs, #IBelieveAlexa, and #NeverHydrox coming soon to your feed
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