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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-12-31 to Sat 2018-01-06
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HotW 12-31-17 through 1-6-18

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2017-12-31 to Sat 2018-01-06:  SpaceX will try to launch the mysterious Zuma satellite. Well, it is a crappy adult beverage and this might take care of it  Hatch decision prevents next Byrd  Fire department says smoke alarms are paramount during this cold weather. Adds that carbon monoxide alarms are touchstone and burglar alarms are sony picture studios  Bill & Hillary Clinton's house ablaze, probably not with marital passion  Looks like them Duke boys are at it again  Mike Pence has witnessed the firepower of this fully GAY Jones  Woman plans to marry Tetris after relationship with calculator breaks down. Apparently, the problems kept multiplying and after a while things just didn't add up  Speed camera van set on fire. Suspects include everybody  Illinois introduces some civility to divorce. This is important because it's easy to let emotion get in the way of... YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE THE DOG, LINDA  Planes collide on Canada airport tarmac. Airport communications systems overwhelmed by apologies

Sports:  Knock, knock. Who's there? Owen. Owen who? Owen Sixteen  Isaiah Thomas finally returns to the Cavaliers after missing the first 36 games of the season, should help in a very small way  Grinch to become co-defensive coordinator at Ohio State. Cat in the Hat still figuring out differences between zone and man coverage

Geek:  Looks like Alex and Geddy found something to do in retirement  Woman says she uses asparagus to predict the future... and doesn't carrot all what you think  Lightening rod

Entertainment:  NBC announces sober Hoda will co-host Today Show from 7-9. Drunk Hoda will co-host from 10-11  From the unintentional double entendre department - Matt Lauer still trying to have a hand in Today  Kit Harrington kicked out of bar. YOU DRINK NOTHING, JON SNOW

Politics:  Dave Clarke has been suspended from Twitter. The other four members of the band still have accounts, so they're glad all over  Thanks to today's Bannon/Trump skirmish, the Alt-Right finds itself faced with a difficult choice. A Sophie's Choice, if you will, but less Jew-y  Home of Roy Moore accuser accidentally falls down elevator shaft onto some lit matches

Business:  Irn Bru fans tell manufacturer to away an bile yer heid  Corporate gibberish has changed; management now throws around new buzzwords - just when your paradigm went synergistic  Dogecoin surpasses $1 billion market cap. Wow. So crypto. Much money
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