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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-04-29 to Sat 2018-05-05
Posted by Blythe at 2018-05-08 12:02:07 PM (1 comment) | Permalink

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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-04-29 to Sat 2018-05-05:

img.fark.net  Mozambique to circumcise 100,000 men, recommends you turn down offers of cheap calamari for the foreseeable future

img.fark.net  Do you drink alcohol? You're gonna die. In fact, you may be dead already. Hey, how are you reading this? Get out of here, zombie

img.fark.net  Meth-head breaks into governor's mansion to alert him about "wild animals, possibly lions or cougars" on the streets. Surprisingly not a member of the species Homo floridus

img.fark.net  A series of earthquakes under Kilauea volcano indicate a new eruption is possible. Peter and Bobby apologize and promise to return the Tiki

img.fark.net  Scottish woman has rare disorder that causes her to vomit up to 30 times a day. Doctor advises her to just stop ordering the haggis

img.fark.net  Naval officer hides camera in toilet. That's not how you record the captain's log

img.fark.net  Central casting? Hi, we need a redneck guy caught speeding with a big bag of weed, he's got to be twenty but look 50. Anybody like that? Neck beard if you've got one

img.fark.net  30 self-driving BMWs are being deployed on the Las Vegas Strip so people can be amazed at the sight of a BMW using its turn signal

img.fark.net  Climb it control


Sports:

img.fark.net  Jim Abbott gives Shaquem Griffin a hand for his NFL Draft selection

img.fark.net  Guy sets Guinness World Record for largest amount of brass carried on a surfboard

img.fark.net  Nazi wins women's Armageddon chess championship... And no, it's not what you think

img.fark.net  Should the NBA ban players over 6'6"?

img.fark.net  The NBA has asked Drake to stop cursing at games, has yet to intervene when Raptors choke at games


Geek:

img.fark.net  I see you're cloning an extinct apex predator there. Seen any movies in the last 25 years?

img.fark.net  April updates bring May downloads

img.fark.net  If you butchered a rhinoceros with stone tools 700,000 years ago in the Philippines, archaeologists would like to talk to you

img.fark.net  Yeah, fine, save the Earth, whatever. As long as I can get mammoth ribs. Do it already

img.fark.net  "Look, did you check the break room fridge?"

img.fark.net  Are you having trouble hearing these silent GIFs? Let us TURN UP THE VISUAL MOTION


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  1. Prince is dead 2. One probably shouldn't eat stones. 3. I doubt the existence of Quinoa and Gluten

img.fark.net  DC Comics announces a streaming service with original content that will be called "DC Universe" so be sure you know how to set your TV's brightness to max before watching

img.fark.net  Cosby conviction sends a clear message, and that message is WHEEEERE DID THEY GET CHOCOLATE CAKE FROM? And they said huh uh, we wanted eggs and milk and dad made us eat this, so I said "I dunnnooooooo"

img.fark.net  Roman Polanski's lawyers say they were "blindsided" by the decision to expel him from the Academy of Motion Picture arts and Sciences, say it was forced on him, without any warning, and they were powerless to stop it

img.fark.net  The penis mightier than the pen is

img.fark.net  Our long national nightmare will continue for at least one more year


Politics:

img.fark.net  President Leeroy Jenkins threatens government shutdown just before midterms if border security isn't funded. DO IT

img.fark.net  Head of ICE iced, baby

img.fark.net  Louisiana Secretary of State to resign amid allegations that he attempted to pinch the tail and/or suck the head of a female staffer

img.fark.net  Nancy Pelosi hands the Republicans an early victory, says she doesn't plan on going anywhere

img.fark.net  Cobb hits the showers before Flood takes the mound in relief

img.fark.net  Former U.S. Attorney who originally hired James Comey as an Assistant U.S. Attorney calls Trump a liar. In other news, Trump begins search for new lead attorney

img.fark.net  Rudy digs up

img.fark.net  Your attention please. Now warming up #46, Mike Pence, #46

img.fark.net  Devin Nunes stopped reading right there

img.fark.net  Ever had an irresponsible child steal your credit card and go to the mall?


Business:

img.fark.net  Workers claim Bain firings tied to age, medical conditions and the god-damned Batman

img.fark.net  *DING* "You are now free to gloat about the cabin"

img.fark.net  Molson Coors stock drops due to weak beer sales

img.fark.net  Former husband of Sopranos' star convicted of


Discussion:

img.fark.net  Is this prom dress gorgeous or offensive? Hey, at least we're not arguing about the color

img.fark.net  Life Hacks: Can't afford a psychiatrist? For the price of a cross-country bus ticket, you can share your problems with whoever has the misfortune to sit next to you

img.fark.net  You gain the power to predict/be forewarned of three events a year 24 hours in advance. Do you use this power to learn the outcome of sporting events and bet accordingly, or you use it to save lives by warning of tornado strikes and other disasters?
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2018-05-08 12:42:07 PM  
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