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What do with a body discovered on Good Friday, male sex robots, and a Kindergarten Cop health update. These are YOUR Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-03-25 to Sat 2018-03-31
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Welcome back for another edition of Fark's Headline of the Week, where our TotalFarkers decide their favorite greenlit headlines for the past week. If you'd like to get in on the voting, be sure to sign up for TotalFark. For tips on how to write headlines that will better catch the eye of the admins, check out our Submitting Guide.  And remember that we get the fewest submissions on weekends, so links posted on Saturday or Sunday, especially in the early mornings, have a better chance of being greenlit.

To the headlines!

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2018-03-25 to Sat 2018-03-31:

img.fark.net  Police investigate $1,300 lingerie theft from Victoria's Secret. Given slip but no bust so far

img.fark.net  McDonald's French fries spilled over California freeway after truck overturns. CHiPs immediately present at accident site

img.fark.net  Traffic in front of children's dance studio like "Frogger with humans." It ain't really the same thing, though. You don't use a joystick to actually move around. Unless you're hit by a car

img.fark.net  Chinese police release underground bishop, who immediately moved in a diagonal direction to safety

img.fark.net  ♪ You tell a lie about a coconut, it get you locked up ♪

img.fark.net  If you're the thief that stole the ashes of a police officer from his widow, be aware that you've urned the ire of the police

img.fark.net  It's not a tumor

img.fark.net  Long Island judge steals neighbor's dirty underwear, leads police on brief chase. Will most likely be suspendered. Still refuses to reveal what Step Two is

img.fark.net  Dead man found in woods today. Authorities will wait until Sunday to see how this plays out

img.fark.net  The homeless situation is now grave


Sports:

img.fark.net  Kraft discounts any discord in Patriots organization. Friction is 20% off, and squabbling is buy one, get one free

img.fark.net  Hue Jackson keeps comparing people to the Pied Piper, The Wolverine

img.fark.net  Christ has risen. To the AA affiliate in Binghamton


Geek:

img.fark.net  Shell tells C cells cap the c floor

img.fark.net  "Woman living with debilitating jerk had 15 drinks a night to cope." Strangely enough, this is not about an average married couple

img.fark.net  Do we need male sex robots telling jokes? Would they just drone on?


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Kate Bush's clifftop home could go running off that hill

img.fark.net  Trump calls Roseanne about her huge ratings. DO NOT CONGRATULATE

img.fark.net  Helen Hunt gives update on 'Mad about You' reboot. Although most viewers were satisfied when the network gave it the boot the first time


Politics:

img.fark.net  Republican House candidate wants to impose an 8pm curfew for all DC-based politicians because "nothing good happens after 8pm." You know...she may have a point

img.fark.net  Alex Jones hits the meth pipe during commercial break. Phlegm at 11

img.fark.net  Fox "News" host mocks Parkland survivor/activist David Hogg for being rejected by four colleges. Boss Hogg posts host's top 12 advertisers. Them Fox boys is gettin' themselves into a whole heap of trouble. Again. Still


Business:

img.fark.net  Waymo to buy 20,000 Jaguars for robotic ride-hailing service. "Instead of transportation, received jungle cat. Would not hail again"

img.fark.net  Strip club made famous as the Bada Bing Club on 'The Sopranos,' is back in business after being closed down because of alleg

img.fark.net  Dat ass
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2018-04-03 10:44:49 AM  
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